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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    chopped down the cherry tree


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    likes a cherry to chop!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    drinks cherry juice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    makes Baked Alaska


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    wants a juice box buddy!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    has a juicy box.....MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    is a juicy box fan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    his favourite dish is pussy pie with lashing of curly hairs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    colrow is a sweetcorn miner..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    has a creamy head


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    was the inventor of the origonal crunchy frog on a stick, made only from certified roadkill


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    is going to vote NES in the referendum - he's a bit silly that way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    <its got to be yes>

    nif has been practising his skills at cunnilingus on cdfm,s granny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow has a collection of geriatric porn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,087 ✭✭✭byrner88


    cdfm was once framed by roger rabbit for not understanding an orange


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm thort kiddie porn was about underaged goats he was very dissapointed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow won first prize in a Podge and Rodge lookalike competition


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    byrner88 is won the Gay Best Friend Competition on a 18-30 Holiday during August for services not rendered.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow wrote: »
    CDfm, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

    :Dadd cooking, cleaning and ironing my shirts and you have described my girlfriend to a t.

    back to baseless lies


    colrow parks like a girl


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    CDfm's girlfriend attends english classes in the local vec every tuesday nite...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Irish polizei keeps his blue smarties in a specially constructed wall safe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    CDfm gives my blue rohitnol smarties to his girlfriend as a treat, he finishes off wit sum surprise s#*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Irish polezei pretends he is a cowboy and has a shetland pony that he rides with his feet on the ground because he is afraid of horses


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    CDFM touches other people in an intimate fashion without their knowledge. He is also a market analyst for Davy stockbrokers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Dangerous Man wears his underwear two days in a row and is afraid his mum will find out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...drinks pims, to look nice and gay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    the best part of niceirishfella dried up on his mothers thigh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Irish polezei wears stockings and suspenders during the winter under his jeans. He tells the girls where he buys them that they are a healthier alternative to thermal underwear allowing his skin to breath.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    CD sleeps all day Saturday and Sunday.


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