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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm once dated Marc Boland


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Staker so idolises Marc Bolan that he has had consultations at every make-up counter in BTs to get the "look"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm once rang his granny for a cheap ****


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    staker licks random car exhaust pipes in the carpark on lidl and aldi. He has a tongue like asbestos these days from the hot one's.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    is full of friendly and nice chat, and is a very attractive woman!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    joes girls has a tache


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm is very imaginative and loves long posts!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    LOL............


    CDfm likes that tache down round his pubes now and again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    nice irish fella shaves his pubes and sticks it to his lip for his tasche!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    Rhunce sucks eggs from the ovaries of a bitch dog thats in heat....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    irish polizei is ironically starting a revolution against the german platoon of irish guards


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    RHunce's idea of multi-tasking is to belch and fart simultaneosley


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm is so sad and has been weeping for two days, because nif refuses to play space docking with him


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    colrow finds that wearing womens underwear that he buys in Penneys to be so empowering.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    nougatti dreams of a car by bugatti made entirely of nougat.......he **** himself to sleep dreaming of it nightly.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella loves Dana


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    CDfm stands for the hurling counties he/she supports, Clare, Dublin, Fermanagh and Monaghan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    thomas828 was the inspiration for noel edmunds mr blobby


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    colrow showed be removed from his position


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    matt holck once took some bad drugs. He gets Barney flashbacks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    CDfm was before Barney's time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt Holck believes dinosaurs have not become extinct. When asked to prove it with scientific evidence he says "Barney".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    worships Godzilla

    thinks Gilligan's Island is the promised land


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    The Incredible Matt Hulk is 8 feet tall and green.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    can isolate the upper and lower laterals


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt Holck is like a beer that reaches parts other beers don't reach. Like his girlfriends Mom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm loves twirling in her tutu in front of the mirror


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    colrow, has just popped thinking about it!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    CDfm has an extra leg for stability


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    likes me too much to tell a lie about me:)


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