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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm has yet to stand a ladder against a wall as he's not sure which way is right side up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    staker still has velcro shoes becasue he still hasnt learned to tie his laces


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Flying Abruptly has a Barbie and Ken collection which he photos in different "positions" and keeps the pictures on his mobile phone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    Cdfm thinks Barney wrote the "I love you" song about him


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    FA has an inflatable co-pilot called Terry and always locks the "cabin" door


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    staker secretly wants to marry Derek Mooney


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Flying Abruptly is a dirty leftie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭larchielads


    agent smith got his ass kicked by neo in the matrix


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    larchielads is forbidden from entering into amateur athletics events in South America.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    Undergod still checks under his bed at night for the millenium bug


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    needs to get an unrecorded memory card


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt Holck believes this thread is coded messages from aliens from outer space and believes he has infiltrated their network. He spends his days decoding the messages.No Matt - you cannot become our leader.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    CDfm often wonders whether his primary school teahcer Mr. Burke still thinks about him 'that way'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Flying Abruptly still gets his man bits caught in his "fly" which is quite an achievement as he only wears jeans with buttons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .............gets off on granny on granny action.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    niceirishfella has never gotten past page 3 in any book hes ever read


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    FA thinks colonic irrigation is used for watering down lepers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker thinks its the Lesbian Treaty he is voting in and is voting yes "so long as they let him watch".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    CDfm hates having to watch


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    *giggles* is done with voting and is looking for action


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Flying Abruptly isn't registered but intends to vote anyway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    giggles started the abortion and neutrality rumours


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    giggles started the abortion and neutrality rumours
    :D LOL

    Flying Abruptly sent a text to his granny asking how she was voting in the Gay Marriage Referendum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    CDfm has run out of things to say


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Flying Abruptly is anybody's for a 2 litre bottle of Strongbow Cider


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    CDfm only pretended he went for a drink on Arthurs Day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    CDfm only pretended he went for a drink on Arthurs Day

    True

    Flying Abruptly had so much Guinness on Arthurs Day he held a fart lighting demonstration in the toilets of his local and now has a hairless bum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    Cdfm gets a weekly full body wax


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Flying Abruptly believes that hanging around in gay bars makes him more manly and it does because he no longer wears schoolgirls uniforms because he couldnt get served.He still wears the gym skirt and blue knickers jogging.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    Cdfm has bought all of Oprahs books and once passed out from the excitment of winning live studio audience tickets in a competition on bogger.fm


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