Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

CDfm

on a girls night joes girls fished her lipstick out of the toilet in a club and then allowed all her friends to use it to fix their make-up-on purpose.

Thomas828

CDfm neither knows nor cares what a metrosexual is. (But that's okay - neither do I.)

joes girls

thomas has come for a slower way of life, its just all to fast over on boards uk.:)

staker

jg once jogged topless down wexford strand to distract the chipper-van owners so her kids could rob snack-box suppers.

niceirishfella

Staker munches on his own toe nails.

staker

NIF read the thread rules

/NOM NOM MUNCH MUNCH

CDfm

staker was a bridezilla and gave the best man a hickey at her wedding. She fought with the bridesmaids to get her bouquet back and ended up spending her wedding night in the cells at the local Garda Station.

triv88

CDfm is an interior decorator

Thomas828

joes girls wrote: »

thomas has come for a slower way of life, its just all to fast over on boards uk.:)

Actually, that's true! Triv88 has a vast repertoire of Essex girl jokes.

Arcade Panda

Thomas828 has 3 nipples and sometimes when hes on his own he likes to **** off to pictures of old women

colrow

Arcade Panda is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999.

Emergency Services; what service do you require?

''It's Arcade Panda here oive ad an accident. It's my wife Bejezuz! oive shot her, and I tink I've killed her!''

Operator says, ''I 'tink you've to calm down Sir, can you first make sure dat she's actually dead!''

*click* *BANG*

Arcade Panda ''Okay, oive done dat. What next?''

CDfm

when the search was on for a new pope colrow volunteered his services as pontiff.

staker

only knows this cos he kneels to "pray" at colrow's "altar" daily

*giggles*

Staker enjoys polo matches and Pimm's on the front lawn on a lazy Sunday afternoon

Flying Abruptly

giggles doesnt actually have a sense of humour

*giggles*

Flying Abruptly wrote: »

giggles doesnt actually have a sense of humour

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Flying Abruptly has a fake pilot's license

Thomas828

Arcade Panda wrote: »

pictures of old women

AP, they're called MILFs. Giggles spends weekends trying to teach birds to fly backwards.

Flying Abruptly

giggles and thomas meet up twice a week to compare their collections of chewing gum they pick up off the street

staker

Fa once met Colonel Gadaffi to buy prosthetic arms for his dog

*giggles*

Flying Abruptly eats the chewing gum from underside of restaurant tables

Flying Abruptly

giggles has a room in his house just for storing all his tin-foil hats

CDfm

flying abruptly joined the mile high club solo

staker

CDfm once misunderstood "relief road" to mean something else, he's now famous on amateur gay pornsites

CDfm

staker has been banned from his local Tescos for sucking bananas in a suggestive manner

Funsterdelux

CDfm likes to drink milk and listen to coldplay in other people's attics, whilst dressed as Santa

staker

Funsterdelux is a door to door salesman for velux windows

Flying Abruptly

staker walks around with white earphones in his ears which arent connected just to look 'cool'

CDfm

Flying Abruptly's consumption of Actimel worries his mother.

Flying Abruptly

CDfm gets too much fibre in his diet

CDfm

Flying Abruptly believes McDonalds Happy Meals contain cannabis,hence their name, and has started a campaign against them.