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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Built the world's first turf igloo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 531 ✭✭✭Sarah**


    Homah likes to take long walks in the park and when meeting someone he likes proceeds to ask them to a party in his pants - he has not been successfull in having any guests to the parties!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Sarah** aka Peter the Poof likes dressing up as a ladies lady, and hangs around the docks hoping for a right royal bottom bashing from a hunky trawler man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Captain Colrow pulls his trawler up to the quays


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Fought ten vicious monkeys to a standstill on Gibraltar


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    homah 7FT is the World Tallest Man according to the Lord Mayor of Cork Brian Bermingham. When told that there was a man in Turkey who was taller than him the Mayor said "But he's not from Cork".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    While working for Sony corporation invented the Compact Disc medium. A lesser known fact is that CDfm also came up with the idea to use frequency modulation to enable stereo radio transmission.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    went to work Monday morning to find his desk had been cleared, due to under-table shenanigan's with the "head" cleaning lady....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Staker likes people to believe that he is a vampire killer and comes from a long line of vampire killers,hence the name, the reality is a bit different and he makes his living kidnapping and ransoming garden gnomes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm has first hand exerience of being one of stakers victims, as CDfm is actually a gardin gnome, and staker cut off all his dangly bits


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    wishes he were a hermaphrodite.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    has been living with the penguins in argentina for the last 3 years and 5 months!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    has regular sex with sarkys beard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    has forgot what regular sex is,as the penguins turned their nose up!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    god i wish that was true!! sex is evil.


    knows that the penguins impregnated me. PAID the penguins to impregnate me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    is a happy little camper!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    injects speedballs into her eyeballs and enjoys it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    lost all her friends because of her love for cheesy beans!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    likes to wear frilly knickers and a low-cut top while changing the sacristy flowers in front of the altar boys


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    did NOT just get turned on by that!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jezza thinks Morrissey songs are too happy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    will post a lot here over the coming days;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker is clairvoyant


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    ate an indian curry and now is farting bad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    misses the day when he could afford to fill his 4*4 jeep to the brim and pay with cash


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    is correct when he assumes im male!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    jezza has doubts about his gender


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    can't lie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    is from cork so must have a lovely accent!

    cmon kerry


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    jezza hears imaginary voices telling her to eat jaffa cakes


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