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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1
niceirishfella
You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow.....
Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;)
Warning:
Right, we're going to try this again.
Here is how it's going to go:
Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here. This forum is for creative surrealism and silliness. I've just deleted nearly 70 posts that really should have resulted in an infraction or a ban for their owners. Most of these appeared before the thread was moved to the Thunderdome. You know why I didn't ban or infract anyone for them? Because I'm not a jerk.
So, with that in mind:
From now on there will be no personal abuse. There will be no abuse of the tags. There most certainly will be no complaining about this warning, which is the last I will ever make on this thread. You had three warnings previous to this. THREE. And they were ignored. If this one is ignored by anyone, this thread gets locked and it will not be coming back.
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del88
cicero secretly eats flowers from the garden next door.,.........chom chom chom
staker
del88 thinks fat ladies are just lovely,delicious even....
Cicero
staker has been going to bingo every Tuesday night with his girlfriend for the last 60 years.
CDfm
Cicero ordered a mail order bride and it turned out to be a woman called Concepta from Mayfield in Cork. He looks good in his hoodie, now answers to Cis and is developing a taste for Starbird lager.
joes girls
CDfm was out tonight trying to free a robin that got frozen in the bird bath he put out this morning!!!
Amalgam
joes girls snow wear is just like her avatar!
Tongue frozen in place.
joes girls
Amalgam wrote the new smoking kills message on the back of my benson box!!!
CDfm
Amalgam discovered that stealling Joes Girls last cigerette does not kill but does cause a lot of pain.
joes girls
After watching Big Bro, CDfm wants to get a basshunter CD, .... cause it's all he ever wanted!!!
colrow
JG's is doing the voice over for " Little Weed " in the digital remastering of "Bill and Ben The Flower Pot Men "
Matt Holck
colrow is up early in the morning
colrow
Matt holck was recently in treatment in the UK as detailed below.
A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.
Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused, so they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation".
The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.
The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.
The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.
A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.
"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.
"It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."
Press Association
CDfm
Colrow is getting increasingly worried about his tanline so he has been getting up at night to sunbathe nude on the roof
star.chaser
CDfm is the guy behind the counter at centra in eastpoint business park that sounds like he's been sucking on helium balloons and occasionally blows customers kisses or pinches their bums.
CDfm
star.chasers new years resolution is to find love and what better way then internet dating - so all you ladies out there check out star.chasers aka Reubens profile right here
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/
joes girls
CDfm took my long-johns!!!can i have them back now please!!!
star.chaser
joes girls can be spotted any weekday morning at 5 a.m jogging along the boardwalk dressed in nothing but a pair of long johns and some ugg boots.
colrow
star chaser fell off his trolley, and his ears broke off
Lord ButterSlip
Colrow assured everyone that he was edible at full moon.
CDfm
Lord IceSlip slipped on his posterior and has borrowed his Ma's corset for lumbar support. Thats his story but I think its cos he likes it.
Cicero
Is collecting all the salt that's currently being (not being) spread on the roads for the snow, and packaging it as Lord ButterSlips True-Grit Salt
gamblitis
makes DIY snow cones and leaves them oin the middle of the road with glass bottles hidden inside.
CDfm
gamblitis has been seeing rolling around in a field near his house rubbing snow over his naked body and shrieking "Kamakazi" while waving a plastic sword.
staker
CDfm put antifreeze out for the birds this morning, spare a thought for our alcoholic feathered friends he says.
CDfm
After my good deed Staker appeared with his shooting partner Lord Butterslip and bagged a brace of robin, a crow and next doors parrot.
Cicero
cdfm has just developed a new recipie for cooking Parrobow
Amalgam
Cicero waits by the window, unzips his pants and lets the blue tits have a good go at his seed. Bell.
homah_7ft
Will only eat toblerone if it's cut into squares for him.
Amalgam
homah_7ft thinks I am spoiling him\her.
homah_7ft
Has disguised chicken balls as Ferraro Rocher.
