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  • #4562
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Cicero likes to tease the sparrows in the freezing cold by tying slices of bread to a piece of twine and tugging it away each time they get close


  • #4563
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    staker teases sparrows by bragging to them that he didn't buy property throughout the boom so has lost nothing and then asks the sparrows:
    "How much in value have ure nests fallen since the property crash?"


  • #4564
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    When Cicero drinks he insists that his friends call him Hannibal after Hannibal in the A-Team and he thinks that makes him cool.


  • #4565
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    CDfm loves it when a plan comes together....yea:cool:


  • #4566
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Cicero

    Cicero Who?

    Cicero the boat ashore.


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  • #4567
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    CDfm.....for all your middle of the road musical requirements....on 105.493....yea:cool:...<clicks fingers>


  • #4568
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero dresses up whenever he vists the Forum - I dont know why he always gets treated like a pleb.


  • #4569
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    CDfm has a big need for re-assurance- he constantly asks for feedback from others.


  • #4570
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero goes to the Anne Summers shop just before closing and hides in the closet. He has dressed up as a nurse and now he is using display toys and videoing himself on the CCTV.


  • #4571
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm ........is one of the bankers that ruined our little country!!!


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  • #4572
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls claims not to be connected with the bribery scandal but the authorities think differently . Isnt that right JGs http://www.zap2it.com/news/zap-joe-francis-bribes-ap,0,647411.story


  • #4573
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm is just way too boring and everything he posts puts me to sleep;)


  • #4574
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    JGs had her high nelly bicycle confiscated by the Gardai for waiting by puddles and peddling thru the puddles and splashing them. She plans to steal it back tonight !!!


  • #4575
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm will only ride tandem with me!!!


  • #4576
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    JGs wont peddle and insists on being in the front and cant steer so we always crash. Im not getting on the tandem with her again.


  • #4577
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm is no james bond!!!


  • #4578
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    JGs is Octopussy!!!


  • #4579
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm ....... bob the builder on ecstasy!!!


  • #4580
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Jg's used to be known for her cats cradle, she used to make them with pigs willy's


  • #4581
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    colrow has changed his name to Josef and often gets stopped in airports for no apparent reason


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  • #4582
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Cicero was the first woman to have her face removed and replaced by goats scrotum, a Vast Improvement all her friends agreed


  • #4583
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    colrow is a secret teletubbies fancier- when confronted with this fact, he strenuously denied it and tried to block out the acusations by going ....LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ....


  • #4584
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    sissero has nicked my purple handbag the bitch


  • #4585
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    you can have my pink 'I luv Al Jeezera FM' burka if you like ;)


  • #4586
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    colrow is undergoing sexual metamorphisis,hence the gender confusion in it's posts

    Cicero would really like to be pub(l)ically flogged


  • #4587
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    staker is a catipillar with a big fear of flying


  • #4588
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Cicero is wanting bed baths from nurse freddie!!!


  • #4589
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .............wishes her BF had a bigger Todger.


  • #4590
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella wrote: »
    .............wishes her BF had a bigger Todger.

    niceirishfella is JGs boyfriend:D


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  • #4591
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm has no todger, but has a pussy - and is a pussy.


    Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww


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