Best pranks you've ever pulled?? - Merge

C.D.

Shaniev wrote: »

I was in Ann Summers yesterday and was walking around the shop as ya do!!! Got an idea a good one to take the piss! So went and got some sexy outfit a thong and the BIGGEST vibrater and went in2 the Q so it came to pay for it and she asked if I wanted it wrapped so I was like ya cool thanks so she wrapped everything tied the bo and put some sprinkly thingy on the top and she said do u want a card so I was like ya so I asked her would she write it so she said ya no problem I started to .......... hope u enjoy the gear and the vibrater cant wait to see you in it love u always ur loving son Shane.......... I swear to god u should off seen her face it was priceless so just walked off and the security gaurd escorted me out of shop!!!!! was brilliant ive never laughed as much in my life the Q just burst out laughing was brilliant!!!!!

Haha- just reminded me of a trick a few of my mates pulled on another one of my mates a few years ago. Of the guys in our group, let's call him Shane, is very well brought up, quite conservative when it comes to the ladies. About a dozen of them are heading to Spain for a week on a lad's holiday and two of the lads (without telling anyone else) go off and buy a massive black vibrator and a tube of lube. Mucking about in the airport they manage to slip them both into his luggage..

A little while later and they are going through airport security and Shane gets a little old lady at the scanner, who stops the belt and spends what seems like an age peering intently at the screen (the lads are cracking up at this stage knowing full well what is going on), she calls over one of her colleagues who takes one look at it and tells her to let it through but doesn't have the heart to tell her what it is.. in the end she makes him unpack his bag in front of everyone, all the lads at this stage are wondering what is going on while two of them are pissing themselves.

ScumLord

legend365 wrote: »

Once dressed up with my mate at night in black clothes, balaclavas and armed with air pistols, proceeded to pretend to raid my friends house. I'd never been in the house and didn't know any of the occupants. Got in through the door (acting very violently). Grab one of the girls and held the pistol to her. Brought her into the kitchen and then...Oh 'HELLO LANDLORD'.

What makes it worse was it was up north

Airsoft forum hates you. I think your legend though.

Tigger

in airsoft forum airpistol owns you

ScumLord

Tigger wrote: »

in airsoft forum airpistol owns you

<know it all airsoft geek> Well as a matter of fact an airpistol is classified as a weapon over 1 joule and is therefore not an airsoft device..:pac: I don't know why I'm being so condescending, I don't really want to piss off the airsoft crowd, I like airsoft. In fairness though they are dryballs. Ah, I mean cool dudes. Woooo airsoft!







This is why I have no friends,

Magenta

I did a prank on one of my friends once.
We were all in the pub and he left the table to go to the toilet.
While he was gone I grabbed his phone and changed my name in his phone to that of his girlfriend. When he came back I sent him a text without him seeing, saying "I'm pregnant".

His face was priceless!

truecrippler

Magenta wrote: »

I did a prank on one of my friends once.
We were all in the pub and he left the table to go to the toilet.
While he was gone I grabbed his phone and changed my name in his phone to that of his girlfriend. When he came back I sent him a text without him seeing, saying "I'm pregnant".

His face was priceless!

Wow, excellent . Gonna try that some day haha.

TheInquisitor

C.D. wrote: »

Haha- just reminded me of a trick a few of my mates pulled on another one of my mates a few years ago. Of the guys in our group, let's call him Shane, is very well brought up, quite conservative when it comes to the ladies. About a dozen of them are heading to Spain for a week on a lad's holiday and two of the lads (without telling anyone else) go off and buy a massive black vibrator and a tube of lube. Mucking about in the airport they manage to slip the both into his luggage..

A little while later and they are going to airport security and Shane gets a little old lady at the scanner, who stops the belt and spends what seems like an age peering intently at the screen (the lads are cracking up at this stage knowing full well what is going on), she calls over one of her colleagues who takes one look at it and tell her to let it through but doesn't have the heart to tell her what it is.. in the end she makes him unpack his bag in front of everyone, all the lads at this stage are wondering what is going on while two of them are pissing themselves.

Were there any irwins from waterford on this trip??? I think i've heard that story b4!

I should be studying for an exam in 2 hours but i cant stop reading these and laughing my hole off! People in the library and none too happy!

CantGetNoSleep

A friend was going away so we managed to slip 15kg of weights into his bag (surprisingly they were very small). I nearly would have paid to see his reaction when he got there

Trog

April fools day, I was 16 or so. I had a girlfriend at the time, lets call her Lisa.

I was in the car, mam's driving, I wait for a not too busy part of road to say:

"Mam, eh, Lisa's pregnant"

She then drove the car into a bollard.
Oops.

True story.

Turd Ferguson

Trog wrote: »

April fools day, I was 16 or so. I had a girlfriend at the time, lets call her Lisa.

I was in the car, mam's driving, I wait for a not too busy part of road to say:

"Mam, eh, Lisa's pregnant"

She then the car into a bollard.
Oops.

True story.

Priceless

donvito99

One time me and a friend thought we'd scare the bin man as he'd not collected the bin for two weeks. So I hopped into the bin and waited for the bin man to collect it (yes I know this is dangerous but the truck cant get up my road so he had to bring the bin about a 100m, so I wasnt gonna get crushed). Anyway just as he puts his hands on the bin I hop out. Ive never heard someone curse som much! I then pegged it down the road, him chasin after me!

Leonid

donvito99 wrote: »

One time me and a friend thought we'd scare the bin man as he'd not collected the bin for two weeks. So I hopped into the bin and waited for the bin man to collect it (yes I know this is dangerous but the truck cant get up my road so he had to bring the bin about a 100m, so I wasnt gonna get crushed). Anyway just as he puts his hands on the bin I hop out. Ive never heard someone curse som much! I then pegged it down the road, him chasin after me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5wOS9gjnac

TheInquisitor

Just after watching arachnaphobia when i was 15 and my brother was twelve and he was freakin out afterwards wanting to keep the light on his bedroom the whole night and checking the whole place for spiders. Eventually my parents calmed him down and got him a glass of water in the bathroom. While he was out of the bedroom i snook under his bed with a tweezers and when he turned the light off and got into bed i pinched his arm with them...well i've never heard anyone scream so much in their life.

sunnyjim

One summer, when I was about 12 me and a friend were hanging out on the road, around 11pm. It was dark, and some boy racers were driving up and down the road as usual. We wanted to make them have to brake hard, withour leaving anything on the road. So we stood at either side of the road - and then when the car came roaring up the road, we pretended to pull hard on some rope, as if there was some barely visable, taught rope right in front of the car.

Car came screeching to a stop!!! And then we ran.

Super-Rush

I called my sister one day and told her our parents were getting back together...fill in the rest. I laughed so much.

fillmore jive

donvito99 wrote: »

One time me and a friend thought we'd scare the bin man as he'd not collected the bin for two weeks. So I hopped into the bin and waited for the bin man to collect it (yes I know this is dangerous but the truck cant get up my road so he had to bring the bin about a 100m, so I wasnt gonna get crushed). Anyway just as he puts his hands on the bin I hop out. Ive never heard someone curse som much! I then pegged it down the road, him chasin after me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUnMAnJKxVs

TheInquisitor

Somehow managed to get a condom over a friend's hand (who was out of it with drink ). He couldn't feel his hand for half a day after he took it off the next morning because it cut the blood supply off!

dez_warlock

I pulled a few great ones during the week!

Oh...just saw that you said pranks, in which case I have none to share.

Capt'n Midnight

Michellenman wrote: »

€45?! This is a recession!?

Just return it and get your money back

Better till buy 4 of them so you can park anywhere in town

zuroph

Shaniev wrote: »

I was in Ann Summers yesterday and was walking around the shop as ya do!!! Got an idea a good one to take the piss! So went and got some sexy outfit a thong and the BIGGEST vibrater and went in2 the Q so it came to pay for it and she asked if I wanted it wrapped so I was like ya cool thanks so she wrapped everything tied the bo and put some sprinkly thingy on the top and she said do u want a card so I was like ya so I asked her would she write it so she said ya no problem I started to .......... hope u enjoy the gear and the vibrater cant wait to see you in it love u always ur loving son Shane.......... I swear to god u should off seen her face it was priceless so just walked off and the security gaurd escorted me out of shop!!!!! was brilliant ive never laughed as much in my life the Q just burst out laughing was brilliant!!!!!

shenanigans, this story is old old old!

Fiend-Foe

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

A couple of years ago a few of us were on holidays in Spain.
There were some tight tossers from Blancherdstown staying in the apartment next to us.
They were constantly starting fights, up all night, wrecking the place, etc.

On our last day, when they were off out somewhere, a couple of the lads went into their apartment.
They took their toothbrushes, shoved them up their backsides and took photographs using the Blancherdstown lot's disposable cameras.

Nice little surprise for them when they got home and got their photos developed.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/crime/toothbrush.asp

bleg

i pulled this prank one night, she was well dirty.

Venom

A good few years ago myself and a few mates went to see a movie in the old Ambassidor cinema off on Parnell st. Now this cinema had a balcony and we always sat upthere. Midways through the film I get my almost empty bag of poporn and pour some coke into it a make a rather grungy substance.

While one of the lads made a puking sound I poured the contents of the popcourn bag on the peeps sitting under the balcony. Que much screaming and freaking out from the folks below

Toots

When I was in school one day, we bet one of the girls Amy* that she couldn't fit into one of the cupboards at the back of the classroom. She bet she could, and promptly squeezed herself in to the cupboard. Myself and my friend *Sarah grabbed the padlock from my locker and locked Amy in the cupboard. Just then the bell rang, and the next class started coming in and taking their seats, me and Sarah legged it, leaving Amy in the cupboard.

We had a free class next, so we waited until about half an hour in, and went back to the classroom where we'd locked Amy in the cupboard. Listening at the door, everything sounded completely normal, no signs that they'd discovered her there, so I knocked on the door, and said I'd forgotten a book and could I go and get it. Walked down to the cupboard, opened it and dragged Amy out and out of the classroom. There was this stunned silence, and then as we were about half way down the corridor, we just heard screams of laughter erupting from the room.




Another time, we were out with a group of mates in Bruxelles and there was one girl in the group, let's call her Barbara, who was a total b*tch, really annoying ex GF of one of the group who nobody really wanted there, but she'd taken to hanging around with our group all the time since the breakup. We were chatting about a TV show we'd seen the night before about pranks airline staff pull on customers who are really obnoxious, and I mentioned that they told a story about putting a few drops of eye drops in the passenger's cup of water, which induced explosive diahorrea. I had eyedrops in my bag, and one of the lads was trying to convince me to let him put some in Barbara's drink. I refused, because a) I needed the eyedrops cos my eyes were dry, and b) I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy to have the scutters in Bruxelles bathrooms.

Later on that night, I went to the bathroom, and when I came back, a few of the lads had really evil grins on their faces but wouldn't tell me why. I guessed about 20 mins later when I went to put drops in my eyes and discovered my bottle of drops was empty. Now, I should probably mention that on the TV show, they'd said that 3 drops of eyedrops into a standard glass of water would cause a really bad case of the trotskis. This bottle of eyedrops was practically full, having only been bought that day, and the lads had emptied the entire contents into Barbara's smirnoff ice :eek::eek:.

Half an hour later, Barb say's she's not feeling very well and heads off to the jax. We literally didn't see her for the rest of the night, and we noticed as the night went on, there wasn't the usual queue for the downstairs ladies loo (where Barbara was), and the loo upstairs was rammers. Not a good sign by all accounts. From what I heard afterwards, it took about a week for her to fully recover. If it was anyone else, I'd have felt dreadful and would probably have told them what happened in case they needed medical help, but seeing as it was her, I had to laugh.

Michellenman

Toots* wrote: »

When I was in school one day, we bet one of the girls Amy* that she couldn't fit into one of the cupboards at the back of the classroom. She bet she could, and promptly squeezed herself in to the cupboard. Myself and my friend *Sarah grabbed the padlock from my locker and locked Amy in the cupboard. Just then the bell rang, and the next class started coming in and taking their seats, me and Sarah legged it, leaving Amy in the cupboard.

We had a free class next, so we waited until about half an hour in, and went back to the classroom where we'd locked Amy in the cupboard. Listening at the door, everything sounded completely normal, no signs that they'd discovered her there, so I knocked on the door, and said I'd forgotten a book and could I go and get it. Walked down to the cupboard, opened it and dragged Amy out and out of the classroom. There was this stunned silence, and then as we were about half way down the corridor, we just heard screams of laughter erupting from the room.




Another time, we were out with a group of mates in Bruxelles and there was one girl in the group, let's call her Barbara, who was a total b*tch, really annoying ex GF of one of the group who nobody really wanted there, but she'd taken to hanging around with our group all the time since the breakup. We were chatting about a TV show we'd seen the night before about pranks airline staff pull on customers who are really obnoxious, and I mentioned that they told a story about putting a few drops of eye drops in the passenger's cup of water, which induced explosive diahorrea. I had eyedrops in my bag, and one of the lads was trying to convince me to let him put some in Barbara's drink. I refused, because a) I needed the eyedrops cos my eyes were dry, and b) I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy to have the scutters in Bruxelles bathrooms.

Later on that night, I went to the bathroom, and when I came back, a few of the lads had really evil grins on their faces but wouldn't tell me why. I guessed about 20 mins later when I went to put drops in my eyes and discovered my bottle of drops was empty. Now, I should probably mention that on the TV show, they'd said that 3 drops of eyedrops into a standard glass of water would cause a really bad case of the trotskis. This bottle of eyedrops was practically full, having only been bought that day, and the lads had emptied the entire contents into Barbara's smirnoff ice :eek::eek:.

Half an hour later, Barb say's she's not feeling very well and heads off to the jax. We literally didn't see her for the rest of the night, and we noticed as the night went on, there wasn't the usual queue for the downstairs ladies loo (where Barbara was), and the loo upstairs was rammers. Not a good sign by all accounts. From what I heard afterwards, it took about a week for her to fully recover. If it was anyone else, I'd have felt dreadful and would probably have told them what happened in case they needed medical help, but seeing as it was her, I had to laugh.

Both of these are excellent! The first one in particular. I wish I had some stories.:(

Toots

The thing that stunned me about the cupboard one is that I was pretty damn sure we'd all end up in detention over it, but literally nothing was said! I even heard one of the teachers telling another later that day and they were pissing themselves laughing!

Overflow

I was at a party one night with a couple of mates. Ones of the lads is the type that always says "ah i was out last week and drank like 15 pints" which is far from the truth.

So anyway he has about 6 cans and starts passing out so we tell him theres a spare bed upstairs. So he heads off up to bed. These were bunks beds now and he got into the lower one.

The party continues downstairs, at some stage we starting thinking of ways to mess with him when he is passed out. Now it wasnt the most devious or evil of plans. We found and old style alarm clock, like the one with the two bells on top and a hammer that hits them, really loud feckers! We decided to duck tape it to his arm like some sort of giant wrist watch and set the timer to go off in 2 minutes or something.

So we duck tape it to his arm with him waking up, set the timer for 2 mins and a bunch of us waited with our heads sticking in the door to see his reaction when it went off. None of us could have guessed what was going to happen next. The alarm goes off and it frightens the absolute ****e out of him, he jumps up, whacks his head of the top bunk, somehow the whole top bunk came loose and collapsed down on top of him, all we could see was the collapsed bunk bed and an arm sticking out of the side of the bed with the alarm clock taped to it still ringing, i dont think i ever laughed so much im my life. We also got the whole thing on video tape

SoWatchaWant

Overflow wrote: »

I was at a party one night with a couple of mates. Ones of the lads is the type that always says "ah i was out last week and drank like 15 pints" which is far from the truth.

So anyway he has about 6 cans and starts passing out so we tell him theres a spare bed upstairs. So he heads off up to bed. These were bunks beds now and he got into the lower one.

The party continues downstairs, at some stage we starting thinking of ways to mess with him when he is passed out. Now it wasnt the most devious or evil of plans. We found and old style alarm clock, like the one with the two bells on top and a hammer that hits them, really loud feckers! We decided to duck tape it to his arm like some sort of giant wrist watch and set the timer to go off in 2 minutes or something.

So we duck tape it to his arm with him waking up, set the timer for 2 mins and a bunch of us waited with our heads sticking in the door to see his reaction when it went off. None of us could have guessed what was going to happen next. The alarm goes off and it frightens the absolute ****e out of him, he jumps up, whacks his head of the top bunk, somehow the whole top bunk came loose and collapsed down on top of him, all we could see was the collapsed bunk bed and an arm sticking out of the side of the bed with the alarm clock taped to it still ringing, i dont think i ever laughed so much im my life. We also got the whole thing on video tape

For real? That's the sort of thing that does well on Youtube, my friend.

kaimera

went out and bought a pack of smokes just so we could superglue the cigs together and then glue them to the packet.

let a friend take the box thinking they were his we had found.

he comes into college bout an hour later smoking these broken up glue filled yokes.

crazed loon went at the box with a knife to try get the smokes out then actually smoked them.

I thought it worked pretty well

Overflow

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

For real? That's the sort of thing that does well on Youtube, my friend.

Yep it was real, good idea, but i dont know how pleased my mate would be if i did that