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Squats the story - the Off Topic Thread...

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ




    What a video, what a song!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    squat_cause_somewhere_out_there_girl_doing_your_max.jpg

    i just warmed up with her max..............................................


    by the way... who is this max you speak of?:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    135.jpg



    Lift that am i might give you some credit...........biatch!!:p


    @Khannie +1


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    i just warmed up with her max..............................................


    by the way... who is this max you speak of?:D

    Run along now.... the adults are talking about squatting. This doesn't concern you :D:D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    check out my log!!!


    gingernut.jpg

    yup i went there:P


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  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 37,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    amacachi wrote: »
    Well I just got news one of my cousins was found hung there a few minutes ago. Off the topic of fitness enough for ya? :P

    :( Sorry to hear that.

    On the up side....yes, it's off topic enough.

    Go on....I made you smile on what has otherwise been a sh*tty evening.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    and it appears Hanley is some sorta biscuit.....

    sorry brother


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Khannie wrote: »
    :( Sorry to hear that.

    On the up side....yes, it's off topic enough.

    Go on....I made you smile on what has otherwise been a sh*tty evening.

    Thanks, though searching Sickipedia for suicide jokes already did that. :P

    I love the kinda innocence of older people, earlier when my granny had found out about it she goes "I don't know what they're at taking them drugs, sure they ruin your stomach." Maybe that's only funny to me. :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    L im about to check ur log, i better seem some back squat numbers or ima write you a polite but firm letter


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭brutusthebarber


    FunkZ wrote: »


    HA legend of a video


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Guy in that vid looks like an asian bill hicks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    and it appears Hanley is some sorta biscuit.....

    sorry brother

    I found out what the L stands for :P

    Good mrning Fitness forum! I'm gonna go for a nice 40 minutes LIT before my steak and cheese!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭mushykeogh


    I first started squatting about 12 years ago, i was living with a powerlifter and international shot putter in college. I was only about 80 odd kilo at the time,and soon enough i did 95 kilos for a set of 10, good quality depth now, two days later my legs were in a jock. I was on the jacks after a barry white when i went to stand up and i couldnt!, i couldnt feicin move, i had to reach forward to the sink and haul meself up of the jacks. Squats and logs in the one post there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    what does teh L stand for lol :P, i cant think of any bicep move that has a first letter L


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    what does teh L stand for lol :P, i cant think of any bicep move that has a first letter L

    I always thought it meant Limerick, but now I'm starting to think it might be Laurance or something like that, ya know, a non squatters name :P

    I've just finished my LIT, now I'm eating 300 grams of ham!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Way down this road, in a gym far away,
    A young man was once heard to say,
    "I've repped high and I've repped low,
    No matter what I do, my legs won't grow"
    He tried leg extensions, leg curls, and leg presses too
    Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do.
    From the corner of the gym where the BIG men train,
    Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain
    Where the big iron rides high and threatens lives,
    Where the noise is made with big forty-fives,
    A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees,
    A very big man with legs like trees.
    Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack
    Chalking his hands and monstrous back, said,
    "Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten,
    The trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'

    :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    hehe, i was thinking it may have been pendLay row but i aint sure

    Edit: L look back over topics for the last month, someone already posted that rhyme :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    hehe, i was thinking it may have been pendLay row but i aint sure

    Edit: L look back over topics for the last month, someone already posted that rhyme :)

    ah ****te, in what thread?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,532 ✭✭✭WolfForager


    www.sillywalksgenerator.com/

    Amuse yourselves with that. I can't seem to get the hang of it..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    ah ****te, in what thread?

    I dunno, but I've seen it too! It's savage, I don't care how cheesy. I'm gonna put some music to it and record it haha after the exams =] thanks for posting it though! I can't wait ta squat again!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    FunkZ wrote: »
    I can't wait ta squat again!

    ah me too...........................:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    ah me too...........................:o

    Lmao well I'm aiming for Monday, what about you?!

    I can't stop listening to country, I think I might be a pussy :eek:



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,863 ✭✭✭kevpants


    Malteaser! wrote: »
    Just on this point, I think that the raw lifters who look down their noses at equipped lifters and fob them off as 'cheaters' are being just as disrespectful.

    Hell yeah! Though most of the people who claim equipped is cheating haven't a clue and their sport of choice is most likely Youtube-commenting. I'd just read a few high and mighty comments from a few guys in their articles. I'm obviously not one of the equipped haters!

    EDI: Better put in something off-topic.... I shot a bow and arrow today. First time. Epic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    kevpants wrote: »
    EDI: Better put in something off-topic.... I shot a bow and arrow today. First time. Epic.

    How many squirrels did ya take out?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,037 ✭✭✭bigstar


    FunkZ wrote: »
    Lmao well I'm aiming for Monday, what about you?!

    I can't stop listening to country, I think I might be a pussy :eek:


    What! No way, country music is great, GREAT! come on he likes trucks, bars and women, whats not to like.

    Mr Johnny Cash = Legend


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,640 ✭✭✭podge57


    kevpants wrote: »

    EDI: Better put in something off-topic.... I shot a bow and arrow today. First time. Epic.

    lol, i remember the first time i shot one - the instructor only had one eye, and advised us never to load the bow with the arrow pointing towards your face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    bigstar wrote: »
    What! No way, country music is great, GREAT! come on he likes trucks, bars and women, whats not to like.

    Mr Johnny Cash = Legend



    **** it, country is the best. Best lyrics, best melodys, best hats. It has it all!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    i cant picture myself squatting to Cash personally


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    i cant picture myself squatting to Cash personally

    Squatting to any guy would be pretty gay, and dirty...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    OMG u said gay!!, its spelt ghey :P


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