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You: i am calling from your bank
Stranger: Hi bank
You: can i have your bank details sir
Stranger: Sure 00110110
You: thank you madam
Stranger: howdy pa'tner
You: howdy
Stranger: yoos a cowboy too?
You: no i'm a cowgirl
Stranger: ohh never mind then.
You: naw i'm an irish girl
Stranger: GINGER?!
You: no
Stranger: faaaaaaak
You:
Stranger: gingers are the best
You: ?
You: why
Stranger: you will amount to nothing you no good non-ging.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: halo
Stranger: halo fails
Stranger: noob
Stranger: ff?
Stranger: f?
You: f
Stranger: hot?
You: maybe
You: u male
Stranger: can i see lol
You: no but look up at the ceiling long enough you might see me amongst the stars
You have disconnected
You: h
Stranger: h yoursel :P
You: meant to say hi but my letter 'i' key got disabled
Stranger: same on my 'f'
You: ok
Stranger: 'k then
Stranger: Need a horny female
You: I am not a horny female you may need to go to the zoo for that
Stranger: Ooh feisty
Stranger: You are now tlaking to a ninja.
You: hiya how you
Stranger: Ask me ninja things.
You: how do ninjas fight in the air
You: hello ninja
Stranger: We don't fight in the air.
You: where and how do you fight
Stranger: With my mind.
Stranger: also penis.
You: really
You: you have superpowers
Stranger: No.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: It that you bob?
Stranger: *is
You: no i am not bob are you le bob
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey asl
You: hiya how ya
You: 25 f ireland your asl please
Stranger: nahh im good bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hai
You: ola
Stranger: como estas?
You: i'm dora
Stranger: dora
Stranger: i have something to tell you
You: yes what is it
Stranger: you always have a ****ing mid-drift. you like 8??? stop trying to be a skank and show off you stomach
Stranger: you're
Stranger: boots said he's with me on this one
You: i'm dora the explorer
You: really
Stranger: no ****.
Stranger: yeah i'm mean look at all your pics online dora
You: yeah
Stranger: you always are showing skin
Stranger: mid-drifts are skanky
You: really do i
You: yes i know
Stranger: no seriously
You: yes
Stranger: but all jokes aside dora the explorer is always looking like a skank. they always illustrate her with her stomach showing just slightly
You: ok
Stranger: i challenge you to find a depiction of her that does not
You: hello I am lindsay lohan
Stranger: really ?
Stranger: im michael jackson
You: yes really
You: oh cool so how is life up in the sky in heaven
Stranger: I would ask that question for you
You: well I'm jail though
Stranger: gee, you not killed yourself yet?
You: no but having a great time with all the lesbians
Stranger: you are dirty
You: cool moon walk by the way
You: oh thanks being dirty is great
Stranger: so, if you are jail, how is the life there?
Stranger: are you doing sex with lesbians?
Stranger: smoking a lot ?
You: its good but scary cause I miss the drink
You: yes very much into sex with all te lesbos they are fantastic at threesomes
You: nope not really cause I get a high from all the sex
Stranger: omg, you miss the drink? but if you can surf internet you can drink
Stranger: come on lindsay lohan
You: no I can't not allowed to drink or smoke just allowed to go online and get a bit of boob action
Stranger: you can enter on twitter?
You: so do you like boys or girls or is it that you like girls but you can't sleep with them caus you think you are really a kid that bonds with boys more cause you never really grew up cause your childhood was in bits
You: twitter whats twitter
Stranger: you don't know what is twitter?
You: no
Stranger: so, you aren't lindsay lohan
Stranger: lol
Stranger: comeon
You: yes I am but don't have twitter if i did that account is closed
Stranger: bye lindsay lohan, enjoy ur jail
You: ok i'm broke
Stranger: eey
You: hi
You: Im lady gaga who are you
Stranger: justin bieber
You: justin timberlake no?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: JUSTIN ****ING BIEBER
You: ok never heard such a name you famous
Stranger: of course
You: will I give you my poker face
You: what do you do then if you are a celebrity
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i sing
You: what kind of songs
You: you and me could team up baby
Stranger: yah
You: i'd love a bad romance
Stranger: i sing songs about love
Stranger: this is a pic of me
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=ng7ls8&s=3&tag=justin+be&hid=15
Stranger: look at how cute i am.. irresistible right?
You: so you pop rock hip hop RnB or indie what kind of music is it you sing about
Stranger: PO
Stranger: P
Stranger: POP
Stranger: and i dance
Stranger: and sometimes i even act
Stranger: i play drums and guitar
You: really
You: nice
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what do u do lady gay gay?
You: ah I recognise you now ya you cute hun
You: i'm a singer too plenty of hits like just dance
Stranger: i see
Stranger: ru jewish?
You: no
Stranger: i think you are
Stranger: oh okay
You: i don't believe in any religion i'm spirtual
You: why you think i'm jewish are u
Stranger: no im not jewish
You: how old are you
Stranger: 16
You: you might be a bit too young for me hun
Stranger: noo
Stranger: i like cougars
Stranger: i hit on kim kardashian
Stranger: and chelsea handler
Stranger: i can hit on u too
You: really i like being a cougar rrarr
You: really so what kind of chat up line have you got for me then
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: let me think
You: i'm waiting....
Stranger: hi whats ur name
You: princess
You: leia
You: u
Stranger: hi honey
Stranger: im sawyer
You: hi
Stranger: how old r u ?
You: sexy
You: I am
Stranger: do u have msn ?
You: 26
You: no
You: don't
You: have msn
Stranger: yahoo messenger ?
Stranger: or skype ?
You: no yahoo
You: no skype
You: how
You: you
You: doing
Stranger: what u have ? without omegle
You: nothing
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: u wanna txt
Stranger: sex
You: no
You: dont
You: have
You: a
You: mobile
Stranger: on here ?
You: no
Stranger: dirty talk ?
Stranger: facebook ?
You: no i'm a virgin
You: no don't have facebook
You: how old are you
Stranger: are u idiot?
You: no
Stranger: slap ur pussy
You: i'm z princess leia from star wars of course
You: or else you want me to be octopussy
You: ya f**k that pu**y great song
Stranger: HERRO
You: error?
Stranger: herrro
You: herroas in superman
Stranger: herro is hello in an asian accent
You: i am your worst nightmare a vampire mowhaa
You: oh
Stranger: ... ya
You: i count wan twoa threea foura fiva sixa sevena eighta ninea tena ha ha ha ha
Stranger: alright.
You: i want that suck ya blood ha ha ha ha
Stranger: what are you doing
You: I am a count which is a vampire i want your blood you got a nice neck
Stranger: how do you know what my neck looks like?
You: i am an invisible bat lurking behind your window
You: si?
Stranger: you are a creep
Stranger: BACON BUTTIES.
You: Please open a new window access denied
Stranger: HAHAAAA
You: Hello I am the fonejacker
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: hi hi hi
You: i am lonely tonight care to help me
Stranger: yes
You: what could you do for me
Stranger: well you m or f
Stranger:
You: i'm f
Stranger: nice
You: u m or f
Stranger: m
You: age
Stranger: 19
Stranger: u
You: location
Stranger: england
You: i'm 25 emeraldi isle
You: ment to be eire* ireland
Stranger: wicked
Stranger: haha i kno x
Stranger: you horny
Stranger: ?
You: u
You: no am not
You: you will be disconnected
You: wait one moment please..............
Your conversational partner has been disconnected
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: u m or f
Stranger: m
You: i need a man how old are you
Stranger: 19
You: where u from
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: u?
You: really
You: im from ireland
Stranger: f?
You: yes
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 25
Stranger: k
Stranger: what do you need me for?
You: can't you guess!?
Stranger: i guess
You: i need a man whore!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u must be ****-ugly then?
You: no cause I look like marlyin monroe
Stranger: err...
Stranger: right...
You: ok
You: better say good night looser if you not gonna do the dirty deed night Mr President *blows a kiss*0 -
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hi 25 f uk u
Stranger: 25 m aus
You: cool
Stranger: how u doin
You: good thanks how ya doin
Stranger: good .... bored a littlle
You: me too
Stranger: so wat u upto
Stranger:
You: not much you
Stranger: hmmmm just relaxing
You: mmm
Stranger: so wat u wana talk abt
Stranger:
You: i don't mind what ever you'd like to talk about
Stranger: hmmmm .... somethin hot ?
Stranger: :P
You: like what
Stranger: mmmmm sex?
Stranger: ?
You: you want to wiggle your stick while i shake my coconuts?
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: :P
Stranger: u have coconuts?
Stranger: wow
Stranger:
You: ya
You: you can drink mikly liquid from it
Stranger: with or without juice?
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: sureee
You: milky* juice
Stranger: love to
You: mmm
Stranger: my stick is hard
Stranger: too
You: ok will i throw it so you can fetch
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: i m hard rite now
You: ok do you need to boil it harder
Stranger: yup
You: sweet
Stranger: u wana taste?
You: ah would you like a sweet you might need to flip a switch before i taste it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Did Peter call?
You: whose peter you mean peter pan
You: no dont think he did
Stranger: Did Peter call?
You: no peter did not call
Stranger: Did Peter call?
You: no
Stranger: Did Peter call?
You: did peter call
Stranger: Did Peter call?
You: did peter call noooooooo
Stranger: Did Peter call?
You: peter called
Stranger: Did Peter call?
You: did peter what
Stranger: Did Peter call?
You: think your answering machine is either a broken record or a robot?
You have disconnected
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f??
You: f
Stranger: from??
You: ireland
Stranger: cool.......
Stranger: age???
You: u
Stranger: name??
You: 25 u
Stranger: me india..........
Stranger: 19
You: i'm a robot
You have disconnected
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Stranger: ey yo
Stranger: wassup dude
You: yo yo yo
Stranger: hows it goin' man
You: whatz up
Stranger: fine thanks
You: good howz it hanging
Stranger: you?
You: going great lad
Stranger: everything fine
Stranger: from?
You: i'm good thanks
You: ireland
You: you
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: usa
You: cool
You: age
Stranger: m 18
Stranger: you?
You: 5
You: 25
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: are you a guy or
You: i'm a girl
Stranger: a girl or something else?
Stranger: oh nice
You: you are a boy i guess
Stranger: yeah i told ya
You:
Stranger: so hows Ireland?
Stranger: do you live in Dublin?
You: its good
You: no don't live in dublin i live in ballygobackwardsofnowhere
Stranger: wait!
Stranger: wheres that place
Stranger: i've never heard of it
You: its out in the countryside somewhere
Stranger: and the name sounds so strange @_@
Stranger: haha
Stranger: oh i see
You: yes
Stranger: must be very beautiful there
Stranger: i love to visit country side ya know
Stranger: ^^
You: yes it is full of leprachauns and banshees
Stranger: so cool!
You: ya
Stranger: do people speak English there?
You: if you like that sort of thing
You: yes we speak english but we speak irish too
Stranger: yes i'm really into those sorts of thing
You: really
Stranger: country side views always attract me, i'm bored to death with cities here
Stranger: lifes so boring here
You: mmm i love the cities
Stranger: oh haha
Stranger: kinda opposite ^^
You: mmm
Stranger: hows Irish sound?
Stranger: is it very different from english?
You: póg mo hón
You: yes it is very different from english
Stranger: oh i can see that
Stranger: really different
Stranger: but which one is your mother language?
Stranger: Irish or English?
You: english had to learn irish in school
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: hey, i just figured out something interesting about your town's name
You: really what is it
Stranger: if you put the name into separated words
Stranger: it'd like this bally go backwards of nowhere
You: what is it then
Stranger: haha
You: yup
Stranger: i'm not sure what it means exactly though
You: oh you mean ballydung
Stranger: and whys it named like that?
Stranger: ballydung?
You: its like that cause it is in the middle of nowhere in the countryside it is in the middle of a bog
You: you don't get it?
Stranger: oh oh now i understand
Stranger: interesting!
Stranger: have u been to usa before?
You: you might need to do a bit of research online you might find out more about it
You: yes i have been. been to new york and orlando
Stranger: yeah sure i will
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i've got lots of friends in Orlando
You: cool
Stranger: yeah haha
You: i'm sure you could say hello to goofy and mickey for me
Stranger: who are they? goofy and mickey?
You: you ever go to disneyland lad?
Stranger: that was a long time ago
Stranger: several times
Stranger: but only as a child
You: mmm i'm sure it was
You: i'm sure mini gave you a few winks in your time!
Stranger: could i know ur name?
You: why
Stranger: i'm Ed
You: ok dokey hi Ed I'm....
You: i'm linsay
Stranger: whats dokey? whats it mean?
You: pun on ok
Stranger: oh thanks! Nice to meet you, Linsay
You: you edward scissor hands? i'm linsay LOHAANN
Stranger: WHAT!
You: seriously
Stranger: am i talking to Linsay Lohan?
Stranger: haha you cant be serious
You: no not the actual linsay lohan
Stranger: you cant be her
Stranger: oh so
You: i'm linsay lohan but I'm not the linsay lohan who is in jail
Stranger: you're a ballygobackwardsofnowhere Linsay Lohan?
You: is
You: yes
Stranger: haha ur funny
You: ha ha ha ha ha tanks
Stranger: but i dont know who Linsay Lohan is
Stranger: :P
You: why so
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: i remember her
You: ya
Stranger: she and i came to a same secondary school
You: really
Stranger: and i sit just behind her in class
Stranger: yeah yeah
You: ya
You: don't remember you
You: really what did she look like
Stranger: she stars in the movie Parent Trap when she was in elementary school
Stranger: and she told me that
You: ya
You: she likes girls more than boys
You: what else you know about her
Stranger: she was a red head and got a lot of
You: ya red head and got alot of what
Stranger: wait, i'm trying to recall
Stranger: she got a lot of freckles
You: ya go on
Stranger: all over her face
Stranger: but she looks very cute at that time
You: mm
Stranger: very innocent
You: ya
You: unlike now
Stranger: and sorry thats all i can remember about her
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: very different from now
You: hmmm
You: your name is ed
Stranger: now she's just a big disappointment in my eyes
Stranger: i'm Ed
Stranger: yes yes
Stranger: okay lets be serious alright
Stranger: are you truly Linsay Lohan?
Stranger: hello!
You: yes i am
You: i am linsay lohan the robot
Stranger: is it really happening that i'm talking to Lindsay Lohan now
Stranger: oh dear!
Stranger: @_@
You: ys
You: yes
Stranger: the the robot?
You: robot
You: i am a robot i am a robot i am a robot
Stranger: Lindsay Lohan is not from Ireland
Stranger: what'd you mean the robot?
Stranger: and i know that as a fact
You: i'm a robot come here
Stranger: wait! are you a robot or Lindsay Lohan?
Stranger: which one is true?
You: you choose
Stranger: i'd prefer you to be Lindsay haha
You: ok i am lindsay
Stranger: alright
Stranger: you are Lindsay
You: where in the usa are you from
Stranger: lucky me haha
Stranger: Napa,CA
Stranger: and you?
You: i am lindsay lucky you
You: i am from zimbabway
You: i am from mars
You: i am from venus
Stranger: you're making me dizzy, really
You: I live on the moon
You: why do i make you feel dizzy
Stranger: i dont even know where you're from or who you are exactly anymore
You: really
Stranger: it's just all messed up
You: would you like a come of tea? your head hurts no
You: i can nurse you
Stranger: yes sure
You: cup of tea sir
Stranger: plz
Stranger: okay thanks
Stranger: i'm gradually feeling better
You: ok nice to know how is your head is it feeling any better
Stranger: so now lets star over again
You: ok
Stranger: yes, it's getting better now
Stranger: where are you from exactly and just tell me that you're not Lindsay
Stranger: alright, thanks
You: i am from url ireland and I am not lindsay lohan i am omegle
Stranger: oh so now ur name is omegle
You: is your head spinning again
You: yes
You: is your name really ed
Stranger: but i can be sure of one thing that you're from Ireland
You: yes thats true
Stranger: yes of course my name is Ed
You: you sure its not ed edd or eddie?
Stranger: are you doubtful that i'm lying to you?
You: yes i am
You: you sure its not earl
Stranger: okay, my full name is Edmund Frederick Muller
Stranger: not Earl or Edd at all, okay
You: sure you are
Stranger: so your name is?
Stranger: i mean a real one
Stranger: this time
You: mary harney
Stranger: oh nice name!
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: you must be very beautiful then
You: ya if you want to talk irish politics im not that pretty you find me online you know about it
You: i have red hair with freckles
Stranger: Irish politics???
Stranger: i'm into politic world pretty much
You: type in mary harney in google you know what i mean
You: no i'm not into politics either
Stranger: ok plz wait, i'm checking it out
Stranger: you CANT be serious
Stranger: this mary harney looks ugly as hell
You: no i'm no serious
You: i'm not serious
Stranger: jesus christ
You: are you jesus now
Stranger: she's not you and your name is not mary harney as well
Stranger: @_@
Stranger: you're driving me crazy
Stranger: no i'm not jesus
Stranger: omg
You: thats me
You: http://gs61.photobucket.com/groups/h59/6HOZWZE67Y/th_180px-Donna.jpg
You: you ok bro
You: you head ok
You: you need a lie down
Stranger: yeah hopefully it'll still be ok in the next few mins
Stranger: hey, is it really you in the link you sent?
Stranger: if true, you dont look bad at all
You: i'm driving you crazy
You: yes it is
You: thanks
Stranger: quiet good actually but i dont any freckles as you said you've got a lot of them on your face
Stranger: *see
You: they are hard to see until up close
Stranger: oh yes
You: chiuaua wooow oooo
Stranger: whats that?
Stranger: chihuahua?
You: sorry thats my dog cha cha
Stranger: oh you have a dog
Stranger: whats its name?
You: and zaza
Stranger: zaza
Stranger: strange name
You: ya
Stranger: i also have a dog
You: really
Stranger: its name is blondie
Stranger: yeah
You: nice
Stranger: a German shepherd
You: really
Stranger: a big one
You: mine is a rottweiller
Stranger: and it looks exactly like Hitler's dog
You: really
Stranger: nice, i like rottweiler as well
You: mine looks like lassie but with an angry look
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: first i wanted to name my dog as Adolf or Hitler, but then i changed my mind haha
You: really
You: weird name
Stranger: do you know him? i mean Hitler
You: think those names are exitinct
You: have heard of him
You: he is a mad man
You: or was a mad man before he died
Stranger: yeah kinda
Stranger: ya know what he did that makes people call him a mad man and fear him?
You: mmm i do know that not that i want to hear again
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: it hurts you?
You: lets change the subject
You: so what kind of girls do you like
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well lets say
Stranger: ok let me think
Stranger: what about what kinds of girl i dont like, okay
You: okay
Stranger: i dont like unfaithful, unreliable and talkative girls
Stranger: oh and materialistic ones as well
You: ok
Stranger: and what 'bout you?
Stranger: what kinds of guys would make you sick?
You: cock boysy, full of themselves, boring, unfashionable, who manipulate women, who think they are gods gift, who are patronizing
You: cocky boys*
You: control freaks
Stranger: oh wow, actually i hate them too
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do you think i'm also one of those guys?
You: guys who never grow up and act like the manchild
You: i honestly don't think you are any of them
Stranger: yeah those guys are really annoying
Stranger: thanks a lot
You: you are welcome
Stranger: actually i'm a lot a lot better than that
You: ?
Stranger: well i can even say i'm the best
You: the best in what way
Stranger: well, i'm understanding, lovely, strong, and
You: really
Stranger: i mean all in all when i love someone i'll love her with all my heart and will never leave her
You: awww
Stranger: i really really appreciate faithful relationships
You: so you are a hopeless romantic at heart
Stranger: thats why i do hate both unfaithful guys and girls, they all just make me sick
Stranger: yeah you could say that
Stranger: sadly, now theres just too many of them
Stranger: that i can hardly trust
You: yes thats true
You: too many players around
Stranger: yes, too bad right
You: yup
Stranger: i hope you're not one of them
You: no not really but can be a bit of a tease and play hard to get innocently not in a harmful way just in a flirty way but guys will know straight away if im interested i them or not when in a night out situation occurs
Stranger: i see ur point
Stranger: haha
Stranger:
Stranger: are you being interested in me?
Stranger: jk jk ^^
You: ah a little
You: you a boob man or an ass man or both
Stranger: me either
Stranger: i'm starting to have feelings with you
You: really
You: you a virgin why you have feelings for me???
Stranger: i mean i think about you in a good way
You: really in what way is that now
Stranger: trying to imagine how you actually look like coz i kinda dont believe thats you in the link you sent, haha sorry for that ^^
Stranger: how do you know i'm a virgin?
Stranger: @_@
You: i thought you'd be a dumb dumb if you didn't figure that out already
You: your age
You: most guys don't pop it till their in college
Stranger: i'm 18 and theres a lot of non virgins here, in the US, at 18 too
Stranger: but youre right, i'm still a virgin
You: ya i know but from what you are saying being a hopeless romantic i bet you are waiting for the right girl to pop your cherry
You: really lucky guess
Stranger: haha and of course i'm not a dumb dumb
You: how come you still a virgin
Stranger: i dont know really
Stranger: but that doesnt mean i'm gay or something
Stranger: am still a straight guy
You: u waiting for marriage or something cause thats unlikely to happen cause the chances are likely you wont marry a holy mary that is a virgin
Stranger: but maybe chances havent come to me yet
You: ya course you lose it when you are ready
Stranger: oh is that so?
You: mmm i'm sure plently girls woud like to ride you
Stranger: haha i dont think so
Stranger: i'm just a dumb dumb
Stranger: who would like to date a guy like me
You: why whats wrong with you
Stranger: i just cant think of someone who would do that ever
You: why
Stranger: no, nothing wrong with me
You: why you think no girl would date you
Stranger: just because i'm not lucky with girls
You: once you not an ogre you be ok
You: why you not so lucky with girls
You: you ugly or you just shy
Stranger: they usually walk away even before i say hello to them, i'm like invisible to them even in day light
Stranger: maybe mostly i',m quite shy
Stranger: i consider myself not ugly
You: you need to be more confident
You: well if you cute that would help but you got brains man use them
Stranger: many people say i look cute haha, for a guy to be praised that way is kinda strange right
You: ya i suppose but means you got something some jerks don't have like a personality
Stranger: yeah perhaps you;re right
Stranger: i need to find out something special about myself
You: ya
You: go find yourself
You: you need to like yourself for you before love can happen
Stranger: okay i take ur advice, thanks
You: a girl will come along when you least expect it
You: ok your welcome
Stranger: yeah you're right ^^
Stranger: maybe its happening now
Stranger: u think so?
You: well you might need to step out into the real world
You: no i dont think so....you dreaming man
Stranger: i think i'm putting my first step into the real world now
You: ok
Stranger: so do you have a boyfriend now?
You: no i'm taking my time why you ask
Stranger: oh just a bit curious
Stranger: ^^
You: well if you are looking for a girlfriend you gonna have to look else where cause i'm not your girl not the girl for you i'm too old for you
Stranger: well okay
You: ok
You: there there you alright
Stranger: yeah i'm fine
Stranger: maybe i'm still young but i know my thoughts are far mature then most of the guys at my age
You: really
Stranger: i can realize that
Stranger: yes, thats for sure
You: mmm good for you
Stranger: well thank you
Stranger: ^_^
You: you are welcome
Stranger: you said you're 24?
You: i'm 25
You: i need to go now. nice talking to you. byee
Stranger: oh ok bye
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: wait
Stranger: u have facebook?
You: ok your welcome again what
You: no i don't sorry
You: c ya
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: I'm representing Omegle
Stranger: HA-HA
You: ok
Stranger: ****ing cool
You: ok
Stranger: n
Stranger: I'm an idiot
Stranger: ok?
You: no your not what makes you say that
Stranger: just 'cause
You: why
Stranger: u'll not believe
Stranger: forget
Stranger: it
You: ok
Stranger: OI MANO!
Stranger: AQUI É CURINTIA
You: ?
Stranger: OK?
Stranger: curintia
Stranger: as same as ****
You: why you talking in spanish or somethin
Stranger: our obligation
Stranger: is hate curintia
Stranger: no man
Stranger: is not spanish
You: what obligation? i don't understand what your talking about?
Stranger: I'M CRAZY DUDE!
Stranger: eu sou locão caraiooo! me entende agora seu viado do caraio?
You: are you high on drugs or something
Stranger: IIAIAIRRIRAIRAIARI
Stranger: DRUGS
Stranger: gotcha!
You: huh
Stranger: man
Stranger: where r u from?
You: ireland
Stranger: COOL
You: where you fromm
Stranger: I wanna spend sometime in Ireland
Stranger: but I need to find a good house
Stranger: brasil sil sil
You: its warmer in brasil
Stranger: warmer?
You: its warmer in brasil in ireland
Stranger: humido?
Stranger: sry
Stranger: I dont know that that means
Stranger: what*
You: brazil is warmer than ireland
Stranger: warmer
Stranger: caralho, vou falar português e você não vai entender nada, seu cretino
Stranger: r u seeing?
You: i don't understand brazillian or portagues
Stranger: is not good use words that you cant understand
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: MAN
You: am i seeing what
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: brazilian is wrong
Stranger: you not speak " BRAZILIAN "
Stranger: you speak PORTUGUESE
You: what language do you speak
Stranger: portuguese
You: i do not speak brazilian and I do not pseak portuguese i speak english only
Stranger: NO MAN
You: no man what
Stranger: brazilian
Stranger: is wrong
Stranger: WRONG
Stranger: I speak brazilian = WRONG
You: did i spell it wrong
Stranger: I speak PORTUGUESE = correct
You: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: did u understand?
You: I understand that you speak portuguese
Stranger: NO NO NO NO
Stranger: I speak brazilian
Stranger: AHHAHSAHASSAHSAHSAHHAS
Stranger: JUST KIDDING
You: what
You: why you trying to confuse me?
Stranger: aaa
Stranger: its nice
You: whats nice
Stranger: confuse u
You: why is it nice to confuse me?
Stranger: i dont know how to explain it in english
Stranger: mas é basicamente porque eu acho engraçado imaginar sua cara de tonto
You: what are you 12?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm 06
You: ?
Stranger: IRELAND
Stranger: BEER
Stranger: LETS DRINK MY FRIEND
You: what do you want to drink
Stranger: Pale Ale
Stranger: nononononononon
Stranger: nonononon
Stranger: forget
Stranger: you! recommend something
You: i recommend some guinness
You: you old enough to drink?
Stranger: yes, I'll do seven in september
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: but
Stranger: guiness is for week people
Stranger: I'll bring to u
You: seven or seventeen?
Stranger: a ****inggood brazilian drink
Stranger: seven
Stranger: seven years old
You: you serious?
Stranger: this drink is called PINGA
Stranger: or CACHAÇA
You: whatsin it
Stranger: this is just for we
Stranger: that are strong man
Stranger: men
You: tequilla?
Stranger: NO MAN
You: sambuca?
Stranger: NO TEQUILLA
Stranger: PINGA
Stranger: PINGA
Stranger: CACHAÇA
You: I can't believe I'm talking to a 6 year old about drink
Stranger: HASHASHSAHSAHSA
Stranger: u dont know nothing brow
You: please speak in english
Stranger: but I'm speaking
You: yes you are but speak in proper english so i can understand you
Stranger: proper english
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: how old are u?
You: i am 25
Stranger: 25?
You: yes
Stranger: BUT ITS FRIDAY
Stranger: GO OUT MAN
Stranger: FIND SOME GIRLS
You: I know but weather is bad here
Stranger: but there the weather is always bad
You: ah but I'm a girl my friend
Stranger: omg
Stranger: u r a girl?
You: so its only men I go for
Stranger: NIIICE
You: yes i am a girl
Stranger: and I'm a crazy brazilian boy
You: nice what? ya why? thought you wre a boy
Stranger: I'm a boy
You: ok sorry missread what you said
Stranger: Irish girl
Stranger: do u have red hair?
You: yes I am an irish girl
You: no I do not have red hair
Stranger: HAHA
You: whats funny about that
Stranger: cause we imagine Ireland like this
You: ya course you do
Stranger: everybody dressing green clothes
You: no
Stranger: with red hair
You: no
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: with gold coins
Stranger: at the street
You: no
You: no
Stranger: AHHA
Stranger: I'm kidding ok?
You: ok
Stranger: what time is it there?
Stranger: hey irish girl
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: nearly 1.30am in the morning why? its must be at least an hour or two ahead where u are
Stranger: i need to practice my english with someone cool
Stranger: ahhaha
You: no i do not havemsn
You: you liked women
You: well you can practice your english on this
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but here there are crazy people
Stranger: like me
You: what kind of women do you like
Stranger: but I'll tell you about me
You: ok
Stranger: what kind of women?
Stranger: humm....
Stranger: could u detail more ur question?
You: what personality traits you like in women, how they look, what they look like etc
Stranger: well, the first thing that I look
Stranger: is the smile
Stranger: I like beautiful smiles
Stranger: and I prefer white women
Stranger: I've never seen any Irish girl in my life
Stranger: but I thing you ( girls from Ireland ) probably are beautiful
You: some of them are ya
Stranger: but is a hard question for me
Stranger: because I have to speak english
You: yes
Stranger: its hard for me speak english!
Stranger: HAHA
You: its about practice though
Stranger: yes
Stranger: maybe when I finish the university I'll spend sometime at Canada
Stranger: to learn english better
You: so what do you do for fun? you not abit young to be in uni?
Stranger: HAHHA
Stranger: I'm 20
Stranger: I like go out with my friends
Stranger: we go to PUBS, parties
Stranger: no matter when we go, what matter its be with my friends
You: I knew I'd figure your real age considering you seem to be a expert on drink!
Stranger: HAHAH
Stranger: yes
Stranger: its because I work with it
You: ya of course it is. friends are very important
You: work with what
Stranger: I study hospitality and I work on a 5 star hotel with food and beverage
Stranger: =]
You: oh cool. you enjoy it?
Stranger: yes, very much
You: great
Stranger: with u want see the hotel, just google: Renaissance - São Paulo
Stranger: and u'll find it
Stranger: how about u? what do u do?
You: recent graduate from college so looking for a job at the moment
Stranger: ohh, u'll find it
Stranger: what did u study?
You: IT
You: lovely hotel
Stranger: IT? what is IT?
You: Information Technology basically computers
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool
Stranger: yes
Stranger: its obvious
You: mmm
Stranger: here in brzil is: TI
You: meaning
Stranger: Tecnologia em Informática
You: ah
Stranger: same thing
You: mmm
Stranger: well
Stranger: in ireland
Stranger: sry
You: ah
Stranger: is ireland a good country to learn english?
You: its ok best to do a year in a university or college to learn english here
Stranger: I was thinking about stay in a family house and work in some place
Stranger: for maybe 6 months
You: good to do that at first or stay in digs but better if you could join a group of students like yourself and get a house together. don't know if 6 months would do you probably have to do a full 7-8 months
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I thought it as well
Stranger: but where I'll find that people?
You: would any of your friends or classmates from uni be interested in doing that with you or you could randomly meet peope when you learn english here.
Stranger: no
Stranger: no... they want
Stranger: but
Stranger: I dont want do it with they
Stranger: with I do it with my friends, I'll speak portuguese
You: why not
Stranger: did u understand?
You: no
Stranger: with my friends I'll speak just portuguese
Stranger: soo
Stranger: I wont learn english
Stranger: my friend sent to u a hug
You: whose your friend, ah thanks
You: for the hug*
You:
Stranger: sooo
Stranger: u dont have msn? reallyyyyy?
Stranger: whhyy?
You: yes really
You: i don't like giving out personal information to strangers
Stranger:
Stranger: ok
Stranger: its because I liked talk to you
Stranger: but
Stranger: when you or me
Stranger: close the window
Stranger: we"ll never talk again
You: ok thats nice to know
You: nice chatting to you too
You: ok will we say good night then and good luck? hug
Stranger: what u prefer
You: ah we both say good night. you first then me and I disconnect?
Stranger: can be
Stranger: but you'll get sad
Stranger: i know
Stranger: HAHA
You: well i'll have to go to bed getting quiet tired now
Stranger: ok
Stranger: soo
Stranger: good night
Stranger: have good dreams
You: you too
You: good night
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Stranger: asl ?
You: first timer here, lol
You: 33 m ireland
Stranger: 29 m ireland
You: GTFO! lol, from boards.ie?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: i see hairy moobs
Stranger: i see a cam
You: that's me
You: i'm a camera
Stranger: are u a cyclop
You: yah, we cameras usually are cyclopses
Stranger: yeah, usually
You: it works well for us
Stranger: as long as u dont have to do 3d stuff
You: i'm a 2d camera
You: so show me your camera.....is she hot?
You: i wanna check her out
Stranger: well i dont have a mirror and she is as shy as u are not
You: aw but tell her i'll show her my power cable if she lets me see her
You: i guess you can already see my power cable
You: it's really long, she'd like it
Stranger: yeah, she isnt impressed
You: aw but....but....but why?
You: it's cos i'm made in japan isn't it....people are always saying that japanese cameras have short power cables, well it ISN'T TRUE!!!!!
Stranger: she's dating a dslr
You: ugh i can't compete with that......
Stranger: no, he has a loooooooooonger lense
You: yah well.....well it's her loss
You: i bet she's f**king korean......
You: samsung
You: sons of b**ches
Stranger: now, now... u will find your camera someday
You: those f**king DSL cables just ruin it for us, man
You: at least i HAVE a power cable ffs
You: wtf is up with these homo wireless bluetooth cameras
You: pansies
Stranger: well if they are homo there not in the competition so that should be good
You: .....this is true
You: but how can i compete with dsl AND samsung.......
You: i feel like i'm not hot enough
You: those samsung boys just......steal everything
Stranger: dont know, use your charm
You: i am using my charm...look at how hot my power cable is, look at my big beautiful eye
You: what more do those girls want?
Stranger: probably someone who talks about them and not about himself
You: she won't even show her face
You: how can i talk about her?
You: i had all kinds of poetic sh*t ready for her
You: oh baby you're so beautiful, all that sh*t
Stranger: yeah, is that also...the poetic sh*t should come naturally and not feel like just sh*t
You: well i mean come on....she's on omegle, she's got to be a cam-whore
You: why waste grade a material on a whore you can just dump the next day?
Stranger: well that attitude will get u far
You: aw but....come on man
You: you're a guy too, you know how it is
You: some girls are just for one night, some are for longer
Stranger: well perhaps but u can decide that just on where u find them, i mean u are in the same place as them and i expect u have higher thoughts of yourself
You: .......i know, man.....i should hold myself to higher standards
You: but it's like.....i haven't got any for so long.....i'm reduced to this [A/N: tee hee I'm so cruel]
Stranger: well i guess u get what u expect to get but then perhaps u fail to see what could have been
You: ...what is that then?
You: what could have been?
You: do you think i could have scored that samsung chick after all?
Stranger: just saying that if u looking for sh*t u find sh*t
You: i guess so
You: thanks man, y'know you really opened my eye
You: i'm better than this
Stranger: well i will run along now
Stranger: good luck
You: thanks man
You: you too
[at this point he gives the thumbs up]
You: i'd give you a thumbs up
You: but i dont have any thumbs
Stranger: well thats life
You: sure is
You: catch you later, man
Stranger: ciao
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You: Ahoy!
Stranger: hello
You: Arrr be you mistress or mister?
You: Arrr
Stranger: i be here for a chat not to compare genitals
You: Arr Omegle be a cruel mistress
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: good pirate btw
You: Thanks American?
You: Im not American btw
Stranger: na
Stranger: UK
You: Ireland..........Hahahaahhhhahaaa Frank Lampard!
You: Arr
Stranger: sorry i don't like football xD
You: Omg like
Stranger: xD
You: Arr you be mistress so
Stranger: no lol xD
You: Are you be mister so
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Stranger: heya
You: Hey banana face
Stranger: asl?
You: 22 f ireland and you banana face?
Stranger: **** off
You: **** on
Stranger: 22 m uk
You: **** off
Stranger: **** on
You: touché!
Stranger: baissez vous!!
You: Vous avez un visage banana?
Stranger: non...vous voulez au ****?
You: Je le fait
You: wanna hear some irish?
Stranger: well, i dun think i'll get it
You: ok give me a sentence and i'll translate
Stranger: ok
Stranger: say i wanna **** u :-)
You: Ok............Is iomadán mór thu!
Stranger: oh...lets do it baby :-)
You: Ok....... póg mo thoin! that means.....You have a beautiful personality
Stranger: o thanku :-)
You: Oh and im a dude by the way 0 -
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Stranger: hey asl ?
You: did len find the rabbits?
Stranger: yes , yes he did
Stranger: so whats your name ?
You: dougal maguire
You: you?
Stranger: seanán martin
You: are u irish?
Stranger: whats your age ?
Stranger: yes , yes i am
You: where u from in ireland so?
Stranger: derry where are you from ?
You: londonderry
Stranger: really ?
You: are u a tan?
Stranger: a what ?
You: a tan?
You: a black and tan?
Stranger: what does that mean ?
You: learn some history
Stranger: i know history
You: so are u a tan then?
Stranger: no
Stranger: what age are you ?
You: are u a prod?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: are you ?
You: a terrorist?
Stranger: naw
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: a simle car bomber?
Stranger: alright
You: im posting this on boards.ie
Stranger: what ?
You: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055525288
Stranger: whats that ?
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