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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,801 ✭✭✭ Gone Drinking


    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


    You: Whats 19 plus 1506

    Stranger: 1525

    You: sorry, i think you'll find the answer is: You're Gay

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,961 ✭✭✭✭ boneyarsebogman


    Stranger: i learned i can fall for the ones that wouldn't want me anyway
    Stranger: that's true
    You: you always want what you can't have
    You: which is why women only want me now that i am in a relationship with someone else
    Stranger: that's a classic
    Stranger: you stay single, they all disappear
    You: i dont mind, i've a beautiful girlfriend so they can want all they want!
    Stranger: when one shows up, twenty others do
    You: like buses
    You: but buses aren't as much fun to have sex with
    You: .. not that i've tried


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 markok84


    Stranger: hello

    You: hello

    Stranger: ph?

    You: scuh?

    Stranger: no

    You: Thought as much

    Stranger: bye

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 norwegianwood


    You: why hi!

    Stranger: hi stranger

    You: where are you from?

    Stranger: The south

    You: the south of where?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    was it something i said?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 markok84


    Stranger: Things you can say about your new car, but not your girlfriend.

    You: Rather than attempt to change the actual size of the penis, one may make it appear bigger, by trimming the pubic hair or by losing weight

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,403 ✭✭✭ SpitfireIV


    I talked to someone about cake taking over the world. 'Twas a weird conversation and as you would expect didnt last very long! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭ GAAman


    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    You: so where you at?
    Stranger: tx
    Stranger: u
    You: guessin tx=texas? Im in Ireland
    Stranger: mick.
    You: yank
    Stranger: r u a leperchaun?
    Stranger: r u in flogging molly
    You: r u ur stepdad?
    Stranger: go eat potatoes and die.
    Stranger: sheep farmer.
    You: internet hardman, you like totally rock
    You: go f*ck your cousin
    You: if you havent already, and if you have ask him to let you f*ck him again
    You have disconnected.

    I dont normally use textspeak but i wanted to put dilberts "never argue with an idiot" theory to the test


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 649 fillmore jive


    Stranger: pants
    You: ants in my
    Stranger: AIDS
    You: freddie mercury
    Stranger: pistonheads
    You: car
    Stranger: you are good at this game


    this is mental


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,532 Unregistered.


    Stranger: hello
    You: Hi there!
    Stranger: how're you?
    You: Ive been better!
    Stranger: oh, how come?
    You: Just have had a rough month
    Stranger: oh dear
    Stranger: well i hope all improves next month
    You: Tell me about it!
    You: Hopefully
    Stranger: :)
    You: i think im going to be evicted from where im living soon
    Stranger: a/s/l?
    Stranger: oh dear
    You: to top it all off!
    You: im 27
    Stranger: that's not so ad
    You: female from london
    Stranger: bad*
    You: but im not there right now
    You: what about you?
    Stranger: i'm 22, m from sheffield
    Stranger: what's your name?
    You: Jade
    Stranger: cool, I'm daniel
    Stranger: whereabouts in london are you?
    You: well im not there now
    You: sorry the connection up here is really bad
    Stranger: nice,
    Stranger: i get it


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,149 ✭✭✭ ZorbaTehZ


    It's like 4chan except in realtime :(


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 34,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭ AlmightyCushion


    You: Hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: Are you a badger????
    Stranger: i'm a beaver
    You: Giggidy!
    Stranger: great canadian beaver
    You: What? Canadia isn't even a real country.
    Stranger: then what is the usa?
    You: USA is a three letter acronym. Didn't they teach you anything in school?
    Stranger: united sucks ass?
    You: Your name is united? How odd.

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,492 Mod ✭✭✭✭ xzanti


    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: asl
    You: ?
    Stranger: OVER 9000/mudkipz don't have sex/river
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    Riveting stuff..


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 34,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭ AlmightyCushion


    You: Hi.
    Stranger: Hell~o
    You: Is your name Waldo?
    Stranger: Sorry, no.
    You: Damn, finally thought I had found that guy. :(

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,532 Unregistered.


    we should have a CODEWORD, or a phrase, so we know when we bump into people from boards!!


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,492 Mod ✭✭✭✭ xzanti


    It's pretty much the same as any chatroom.. Except you can't choose who u chat with and can't see pics.. Balls to that..


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,532 Unregistered.


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    You: ASL?

    Stranger: asl?
    You: i asked you first ;)
    Stranger: 18m/uk
    Stranger: you?
    You: 21 M IRL
    Stranger: YES
    Stranger: you're gay right?
    You: Only on Weekends ;)
    Stranger: ******!!!!!!
    You: Not today, I'm not
    Stranger: / sorry
    You: It's monday dumbass


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭ Ismael Orange Wilderness


    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: how are you?
    You: not too bad at all! you?
    Stranger: fine ( a lil horny) but fine
    Stranger: :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,532 Unregistered.


    Stranger: hai
    You: hi
    Stranger: 9mm or .45?
    You: Classic 9
    You: be sure not to bite your tongue

    Stranger: lol que
    You: tilt your head back
    You: and point towards your ears

    Stranger: okay


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭ Ismael Orange Wilderness


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Damnit
    You: what?
    Stranger: your not here to molest childern are you?
    You: ......"no"
    Stranger: DAmn it
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    Stranger: Oh ****
    Stranger: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    You: I'm only 8 I can't run fast
    You: oh sh...
    Stranger: Dear lord he's got you
    Stranger: .............................................
    You: and /b/s got this site bad :(
    You: it could have been fun
    You: wanker
    Stranger: I've had enough with pesobear


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 norwegianwood


    Stranger: this is going to sound really weird

    Stranger: but just trust me

    Stranger: what year is it

    You: 2009

    Stranger: ...

    Stranger: no way

    You: yes it is

    You: what year did you think it was?

    Stranger: it's 2019

    Stranger: there is no ****ing way that this is happening

    You:how did you think this was 2019?

    Stranger: what the **** are you on

    Stranger: this isn't funny

    You: I disagree, this is mildly amusing

    You: i think the more appropriate question would be what the **** are you on?

    Stranger: look

    Stranger: look all I know is that there is no way that this is possible
    Stranger: and that I'm probably talking to a crazy person

    Stranger: oh well

    You: this is getting old buddy

    Stranger: yeah well same to you

    You: ok find me a news story from 2019 and give me the link for it


    Stranger: I can't even access news sites

    Stranger: homeland security, see

    You: sure you cant......they dont even exist in the post apocolyptic world of 2019, right?

    Stranger: they exist

    Stranger: government controlled and monitored

    Stranger: you don't believe me obviously

    You: lay off the magic mushrooms

    Stranger: you think I can get drugs here

    Stranger: that's precious

    You: im not stupid

    Stranger: obviously you're a man of great intelligence

    Stranger: believing that it's 2009 and all

    You: i'm not a man....

    Stranger: oh well I'm sorry then, miss

    Stranger: but the point stands that either one of us is mentally unbalanced or this conversation belongs in the realm of science fiction

    You: out of interest, have you fooled anyone with this yet?

    Stranger: I'd have the same question for you

    Stranger: but it would be pointless, wouldn't it

    You: yeah quite a few of us believe that it's 2009

    Stranger: ha

    Stranger: well

    Stranger: give it 10 years

    You: ok....but then you'll think its 2029

    Stranger: but you'll believe that it's 2019

    Stranger: and that's the crucial date, isn't it

    You: why?

    Stranger: because six months ago world war three started

    Stranger: you're either incredibly deluded or you literally live in the year 2009, which I find hard to believe somehow

    You: a little from column A, a little from column B

    Stranger: great

    You: indeed....but luckily for you, im building my time machine prototype

    Stranger: bring some food

    Stranger: also a rad suit

    Stranger: you'll need it

    Stranger: remember me in ten years

    Stranger: shine on, you nutball

    this is great fun!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,613 Clare Bear


    You: Hi!
    Stranger: Nine millimeter callibre
    You: Eh....how about a water gun?
    Stranger: The water gun would have no stopping power
    You: Bow and arrow then?
    You: Uzi submachine gun
    Stranger: Were you raised in an inner city public school?
    You: Eh no
    Stranger: Eh what
    You: Eh eh eh, under my umbrella...ella ella eh eh eh
    Stranger: Good day to you.


    :confused:My first Omegle experience was a good one lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,522 ✭✭✭ Duff


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: YO
    Stranger: HOMIE
    You: STO?
    Stranger: YOOOOOOO HOME DOG
    You: are you mexican?
    Stranger: YEAHHHHH MANN
    You: ****!
    Stranger: ****!
    You have disconnected.

    Crazy Mexicans..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,613 Clare Bear


    Stranger: My Dad hits me
    You: You probably deserved it


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,522 ✭✭✭ Duff


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: DINOSAURS
    You have disconnected

    Social communicating fail!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭ Michellenman


    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: als?

    Stranger: 20/m/wisconsin

    You: haha asl is what i meant!

    You: hi!

    Stranger: the m stands for muchroom

    Stranger: mushroom*

    You: you must be a fun-guy

    Stranger: LMAO


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,710 ✭✭✭✭ Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users Posts: 736 johnp


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: Read any books lately?
    You: no
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    Guess we had nothing in common :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭ anniehoo


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: howya
    Stranger: howdy doodle
    You: howdy doodle doo to you too
    Stranger: I'm kind of new to this
    You: ok...well cant help with ya that im afraid
    Stranger: do you know any good omelette recipe's?
    Stranger: I actually was looking for those
    You: tuna cheese and onion...cant go wrong
    Stranger: fish?
    Stranger: man, atleast add some ham and bacon
    You: the low mercury kind though..itll make ye infertile
    Stranger: hmmk, being infertile would definatly suck
    You: there is the meat version of tuna which is far nicer
    You: not sure which animal it comes from tastes alright though
    Stranger: wouldn't just bacon and chicken be alright too?
    You: sure...not as good as the meat flavoured tuna though..but sounds good

    Poor fella...


  • Registered Users Posts: 736 johnp


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: bonertown?
    You: thinking about it
    You: (pulls shorts to one side)
    You: there we go
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: pics
    Stranger: or dint happen
    You: cam?
    Stranger: no thx
    Stranger: bye
    You have disconnected.


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