talk to a complete stranger!!!!

spinandscribble

http://www.omegle.com

And post your random funny conversations.

Gone Drinking

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: Whats 19 plus 1506

Stranger: 1525

You: sorry, i think you'll find the answer is: You're Gay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: i learned i can fall for the ones that wouldn't want me anyway
Stranger: that's true
You: you always want what you can't have
You: which is why women only want me now that i am in a relationship with someone else
Stranger: that's a classic
Stranger: you stay single, they all disappear
You: i dont mind, i've a beautiful girlfriend so they can want all they want!
Stranger: when one shows up, twenty others do
You: like buses
You: but buses aren't as much fun to have sex with
You: .. not that i've tried

markok84

Stranger: hello

You: hello

Stranger: ph?

You: scuh?

Stranger: no

You: Thought as much

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

norwegianwood

You: why hi!

Stranger: hi stranger

You: where are you from?

Stranger: The south

You: the south of where?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

was it something i said?

markok84

Stranger: Things you can say about your new car, but not your girlfriend.

You: Rather than attempt to change the actual size of the penis, one may make it appear bigger, by trimming the pubic hair or by losing weight

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SpitfireIV

I talked to someone about cake taking over the world. 'Twas a weird conversation and as you would expect didnt last very long! :pac:

GAAman

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: so where you at?
Stranger: tx
Stranger: u
You: guessin tx=texas? Im in Ireland
Stranger: mick.
You: yank
Stranger: r u a leperchaun?
Stranger: r u in flogging molly
You: r u ur stepdad?
Stranger: go eat potatoes and die.
Stranger: sheep farmer.
You: internet hardman, you like totally rock
You: go f*ck your cousin
You: if you havent already, and if you have ask him to let you f*ck him again
You have disconnected.

I dont normally use textspeak but i wanted to put dilberts "never argue with an idiot" theory to the test

fillmore jive

Stranger: pants
You: ants in my
Stranger: AIDS
You: freddie mercury
Stranger: pistonheads
You: car
Stranger: you are good at this game


this is mental

Unregistered.

Stranger: hello
You: Hi there!
Stranger: how're you?
You: Ive been better!
Stranger: oh, how come?
You: Just have had a rough month
Stranger: oh dear
Stranger: well i hope all improves next month
You: Tell me about it!
You: Hopefully
Stranger:
You: i think im going to be evicted from where im living soon
Stranger: a/s/l?
Stranger: oh dear
You: to top it all off!
You: im 27
Stranger: that's not so ad
You: female from london
Stranger: bad*
You: but im not there right now
You: what about you?
Stranger: i'm 22, m from sheffield
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Jade
Stranger: cool, I'm daniel
Stranger: whereabouts in london are you?
You: well im not there now
You: sorry the connection up here is really bad
Stranger: nice,
Stranger: i get it

ZorbaTehZ

It's like 4chan except in realtime

AlmightyCushion

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a badger????
Stranger: i'm a beaver
You: Giggidy!
Stranger: great canadian beaver
You: What? Canadia isn't even a real country.
Stranger: then what is the usa?
You: USA is a three letter acronym. Didn't they teach you anything in school?
Stranger: united sucks ass?
You: Your name is united? How odd.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xzanti

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl
You: ?
Stranger: OVER 9000/mudkipz don't have sex/river
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Riveting stuff..

AlmightyCushion

You: Hi.
Stranger: Hell~o
You: Is your name Waldo?
Stranger: Sorry, no.
You: Damn, finally thought I had found that guy.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Unregistered.

we should have a CODEWORD, or a phrase, so we know when we bump into people from boards!!

xzanti

It's pretty much the same as any chatroom.. Except you can't choose who u chat with and can't see pics.. Balls to that..

Unregistered.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: ASL?
Stranger: asl?
You: i asked you first
Stranger: 18m/uk
Stranger: you?
You: 21 M IRL
Stranger: YES
Stranger: you're gay right?
You: Only on Weekends
Stranger: ******!!!!!!
You: Not today, I'm not
Stranger: / sorry
You: It's monday dumbass

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: not too bad at all! you?
Stranger: fine ( a lil horny) but fine
Stranger:

Unregistered.

Stranger: hai
You: hi
Stranger: 9mm or .45?
You: Classic 9
You: be sure not to bite your tongue
Stranger: lol que
You: tilt your head back
You: and point towards your ears
Stranger: okay

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Damnit
You: what?
Stranger: your not here to molest childern are you?
You: ......"no"
Stranger: DAmn it
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Stranger: Oh ****
Stranger: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
You: I'm only 8 I can't run fast
You: oh sh...
Stranger: Dear lord he's got you
Stranger: .............................................
You: and /b/s got this site bad
You: it could have been fun
You: wanker
Stranger: I've had enough with pesobear

norwegianwood

Stranger: this is going to sound really weird

Stranger: but just trust me

Stranger: what year is it

You: 2009

Stranger: ...

Stranger: no way

You: yes it is

You: what year did you think it was?

Stranger: it's 2019

Stranger: there is no ****ing way that this is happening

You:how did you think this was 2019?

Stranger: what the **** are you on

Stranger: this isn't funny

You: I disagree, this is mildly amusing

You: i think the more appropriate question would be what the **** are you on?

Stranger: look

Stranger: look all I know is that there is no way that this is possible
Stranger: and that I'm probably talking to a crazy person

Stranger: oh well

You: this is getting old buddy

Stranger: yeah well same to you

You: ok find me a news story from 2019 and give me the link for it


Stranger: I can't even access news sites

Stranger: homeland security, see

You: sure you cant......they dont even exist in the post apocolyptic world of 2019, right?

Stranger: they exist

Stranger: government controlled and monitored

Stranger: you don't believe me obviously

You: lay off the magic mushrooms

Stranger: you think I can get drugs here

Stranger: that's precious

You: im not stupid

Stranger: obviously you're a man of great intelligence

Stranger: believing that it's 2009 and all

You: i'm not a man....

Stranger: oh well I'm sorry then, miss

Stranger: but the point stands that either one of us is mentally unbalanced or this conversation belongs in the realm of science fiction

You: out of interest, have you fooled anyone with this yet?

Stranger: I'd have the same question for you

Stranger: but it would be pointless, wouldn't it

You: yeah quite a few of us believe that it's 2009

Stranger: ha

Stranger: well

Stranger: give it 10 years

You: ok....but then you'll think its 2029

Stranger: but you'll believe that it's 2019

Stranger: and that's the crucial date, isn't it

You: why?

Stranger: because six months ago world war three started

Stranger: you're either incredibly deluded or you literally live in the year 2009, which I find hard to believe somehow

You: a little from column A, a little from column B

Stranger: great

You: indeed....but luckily for you, im building my time machine prototype

Stranger: bring some food

Stranger: also a rad suit

Stranger: you'll need it

Stranger: remember me in ten years

Stranger: shine on, you nutball

this is great fun!

Clare Bear

You: Hi!
Stranger: Nine millimeter callibre
You: Eh....how about a water gun?
Stranger: The water gun would have no stopping power
You: Bow and arrow then?
You: Uzi submachine gun
Stranger: Were you raised in an inner city public school?
You: Eh no
Stranger: Eh what
You: Eh eh eh, under my umbrella...ella ella eh eh eh
Stranger: Good day to you.


My first Omegle experience was a good one lol

Duff

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Stranger: HOMIE
You: STO?
Stranger: YOOOOOOO HOME DOG
You: are you mexican?
Stranger: YEAHHHHH MANN
You: ****!
Stranger: ****!
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Crazy Mexicans..

Clare Bear

Stranger: My Dad hits me
You: You probably deserved it

Duff

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Stranger: DINOSAURS
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Social communicating fail!

Michellenman

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Stranger: hi

You: als?

Stranger: 20/m/wisconsin

You: haha asl is what i meant!

You: hi!

Stranger: the m stands for muchroom

Stranger: mushroom*

You: you must be a fun-guy

Stranger: LMAO

Mimikyu

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johnp

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Stranger: Read any books lately?
You: no
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Guess we had nothing in common

anniehoo

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You: howya
Stranger: howdy doodle
You: howdy doodle doo to you too
Stranger: I'm kind of new to this
You: ok...well cant help with ya that im afraid
Stranger: do you know any good omelette recipe's?
Stranger: I actually was looking for those
You: tuna cheese and onion...cant go wrong
Stranger: fish?
Stranger: man, atleast add some ham and bacon
You: the low mercury kind though..itll make ye infertile
Stranger: hmmk, being infertile would definatly suck
You: there is the meat version of tuna which is far nicer
You: not sure which animal it comes from tastes alright though
Stranger: wouldn't just bacon and chicken be alright too?
You: sure...not as good as the meat flavoured tuna though..but sounds good

Poor fella...

johnp

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You: hi
Stranger: bonertown?
You: thinking about it
You: (pulls shorts to one side)
You: there we go
Stranger: lol
Stranger: pics
Stranger: or dint happen
You: cam?
Stranger: no thx
Stranger: bye
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SRFC90

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Unregistered.

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Stranger: hola!
You: Va-va-va-vagina face va-va-vagina face!
Stranger: its poker face lol
You: Oh is it?
You: ****
You: I'm an idiot! I thought it was vagina!! hehehe
Stranger: lame
You: so...
You: what's up?
Stranger: nothin
You: been on this long?
Stranger: just started today
You: cool
You: lets have some fun this site is sick!
Stranger: haha
You: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
Stranger: oooook
Stranger: were are you from?
You: IRL
You: you
Stranger: New York
You: I want to be a part of it
Stranger: what?
You: New york! new york!
You: These vagabond shoes are longing to stray
Stranger: im not from NYC.
Stranger: im from buffalo
You: Soldier?
You: dreadlock rasta?
Stranger: no...
You: oh, I see
Stranger: like the city of Buffalo
You: is that in the city of blinding lights?
Stranger: no
You: tell me a joke
Stranger: Micheal Jackson.
You: That was BAD
You: Beat it chump!
Stranger: quiet.
Stranger: im terrible at jokes
Stranger: whats your age?
You: And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
You: Nobody likes you when you're 23
You: And are still more amused by prank phone calls. What the hell is caller ID?
You: My friends say I should act my age
Stranger: hahaha I'm 20
You: what's my age again?
Stranger: ??
You: What's my age again!
Stranger: 23!
Stranger: you're prob 60 old man

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:rolleyes:

A7X

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Stranger: word

You: poo

You: or is that not the word u were looking for?

Stranger: o rly?

You: mmm salty

Stranger: aha

Stranger: and what is so salty?

You: beef curtains

Stranger: ah yes, the old moose toe

You: the odd breeze does flow through the tender beef curtains

Stranger: it wafts the pungent odor of sex in the morning throughout the office

You: Queefs are us

Stranger: haha

Stranger: peace

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I win

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Not once but TWICE last night I ended up chatting with my housemate on that! Although, we were on it for about five hours so I suppose it was bound to happen, law of averages and all that

hobochris

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Stranger: hey, hows it glowing?
You: woof
Stranger: have you noticed the text slowly changes colour on here?
You: woof
Stranger: foow
You:
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You: My spoons to BIg!
Stranger: Sexy chat?
You: My spoons to big...
Stranger: how big
You: I am a Banana.
Stranger: can i eat it?
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Stranger: im excited
You:
You: so am I ...look behind you
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Stranger: hey into cyber????
You: you m or f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: you?
You: havent decided yet
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: let's go
Stranger: you start
You: I scratch my balls
Stranger: oh yeah that makes me so wet
Stranger: go on
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This things great

Stranger: how old are you?
You: 42
You: no wait
Stranger: Oh...im talking to a pervert
You: that was the wrong answer
Stranger: How awesome is that!
You: I thought you were talking about Douglas Adams
Stranger: Who the hell is that?
Stranger: I dont like you
You: Hitchhikers Guide?......
You: I don't like me either
You: thats why i'm talking to strangers
Stranger: Well, at least we have something in common
Stranger: Wait, I think, therefor we have nothing in common
Stranger: Did you get?!
You: get what?....raped?....dropped on my head?......
Stranger: It feels like im talking to brickwall
Stranger: I feel like bitch slapping you for some reason
Stranger: im sorry but thats just me
Stranger: ^^
You: only joking......i liked your something/nothing in common joke.....
Stranger: So, you got it?
Stranger: It took me hours to understand that
Stranger:
You: i feel like bitch slapping about 90% of the people i meet everyday
Stranger: You remind me of myself
You: wait...maybe i'm a schizo and am actually talking to myself right now
Stranger: If there is this person you dont like which happens to be a girl you could say: " You go girl, and dont come back!"
You: what if it's a fat bald middle-aged man-whore?
You: i meet a lot more of them
Stranger: You could say: " You go fat bald middle aged man whore, and dont come back!" ?

bleg

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Stranger: howdy
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: hi
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: yo
You: hey
You: how's it going?
You: kept getting error messages there for ages
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: u?
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: this is weird
You: what is?
You: you getting those messages too?
Stranger: yeah The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
You: server must be in ****
Stranger: this talking to a stranger malarkey i mean
Stranger: is weird
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: hows u?
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
You: i'm fine
You: you?
Stranger: fine also
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: where are u
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
You: ****ing donkey balls!!!! send the ****ing message
You: that got through
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: where r u
You: must only be when you curse that it gets through you ****ing wanker
You: i'm in front of my pc
Stranger: i mean where in the world u ****
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: You: i mean where in the world u ****
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: You: i mean where in the world u ****
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: You: i mean where in the world u ****
You: i'm from ireland
You: you?
Stranger: gateshead
You: no need to swear you big donkey bollox
Stranger: soz twatface
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: this is really frustrating
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: this is really frustrating
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: this is really frustrating
You: it's not that frustrrating
You: see
Stranger: what do u do
You: i **** with people on the internets pretending their messages couldn't be delivered and that they should try again
You: you?
Stranger: i plan my every move
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
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Aldebaran

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Stranger: should i jack off?
You: yup
Stranger: cool
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Vain

Stranger: 18 M PL
You: 20 male ireland
You: ever seen pigs fly?
Stranger: No
You: you should watch the skys more
Stranger: ok, thx
Stranger: Linux or Windows?
You: what linux
Stranger: O ****...
Stranger: Ubuntu?
Stranger: Operation System
You: windows 96
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Anythink can break into your system
You: Just came out in my country. we dont even have wireless internet
You: u going to hack my system
Stranger: No
Stranger: Because I'm goodness
Stranger: I'm angel
You: A gay one?
Stranger: No...
Stranger: I'm christian
Stranger: I'm normal
Stranger: I'm idiot
You: how often u go to mass
Stranger: Error, Error, Error
Stranger: Once at 3 years
You: You should really update to windows 96 its unreal
Stranger: 000011111111111000000000000001010101000000001100001100010010101010101
Stranger: Error: No errors
Stranger: Error not found
You: You have a bad system
You: Widows 96 for life.
You: Im going now xxxxxxx
You: bye
Stranger: me too
Stranger: bye
You: xo

Dancor

Stranger: Koffi Anan = Coffee and a nann

me laughing to much to reply

Sofaspud

I just had a 4channer try to lure me into fake netsex, that was fun. He thought I was a 4channer because of how I took the piss

You: also, you're not really female, and you fail at trying to get me to netsex :P
Stranger: kek
Stranger: anonfag
Stranger: lrn2troll
Stranger: i was building into a bel air
Stranger: but nooo
You: ****
You: keep going
You: ignore what I said
Stranger: no
Stranger: im to lazy.
You: bah
You: I'm not a 4channer though
Stranger: oreily
Stranger: you sure act like them

Naos

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Stranger: This is Chris from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Eh!?! I'll be waiting by my phone with bated breath.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: why is everyone named stranger!?!
You: I'm the only one
Stranger: dont **** with me, i just talked to someone named stranger a second ago
You: Everyone else just copies me
Stranger: or....was that you?
You: I did it before it was cool
You: And everyone stole my thing
You: I plan to sue
Stranger: welllll lookatchyoo
Stranger: RMMB?
You: I notice you're also called "stranger". Consider yourself served.
Stranger: my name is "You"
Stranger: your name is "stranger"
Stranger: and everyone ive talked to so far is under 30, hot, and lives in california
You: Don't lie to me. I'll come at you like a tonne of bricks!!
You: I'm Irish so HA
Stranger: youre in the uk, huh?
You: Yeah where you from?
Stranger: california
Stranger: which seems like a lie, given what i just said a second ago
You: That's in mexico right?
Stranger: might as well be
Stranger: its in the United States
Stranger: dont hate me for it
You: If I were going to hate you it'd be for the UK comment
You: We've fought wars over that lol
Stranger: haha, i just guessed because of the way you spelled tonne
Stranger: stateside, its ton
You: Well I spell things the UK way but that's about it. You americans with your crazy spelling
Stranger: dont forget our rampant obesity
You: And drinving on the other side of the road, what's up with that?
You: You people are crazy
Stranger: we drive on the RIGHT side of the road
You: How are you running the world like?
You: Insane
You: Lol
Stranger: the left side is clearly the wrong side
Stranger: its in the ****ing name! "right"
You: Touché. You still spell stuff wrong though
Stranger: we've already beaten the british empire once, we get to spell **** however we want
Stranger: lk wth n cnsnnts fr xmpl
You: Wow, you're badass!
Stranger: why thank you
You: Welcome! Let us unite in our non Britishness
You: And put our spelling differences aside
Stranger: good idea
You: And kick some arse
Stranger: are you drunk right now?
You: No I wish
Stranger: i thought everyone in ireland was perpetually drunk
You: I planned to be but then I spent all night on this ****ing thing and didn't get as far as the pub
You: And people living in the land of the perpetually obese shouldn't make comments like that
Stranger: touche
You: But yeah we're all alcoholics
Stranger: im gonna go find someone more gullible than you
Stranger: later
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CutzEr

Discovered this site a while ago, on 4chan.

A load of /b/tards on here.

Let's watch.

You: Hey
Stranger: hey whats up
You: Would you like a CPM?
Stranger: whats that mean
You: A cash prize monies!
You: All I require is your bank account details, and sort code, and I can wire the monies
You: as soon as possibile
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Level 2, START:

Stranger: hi
You: Good evening sir
You: Would you like a CPM?
Stranger: cpm?
You: A cash prize monies!
Stranger: no
You: All I require is your bank account details
You: and sort code
You: and I can wire the monies
Stranger: lol
You: as soon as possibile
Stranger: why would you do that?
You: You are a prize winner sir!
You: How does it feel?
Stranger: great!
You: Excellent.
You: Now, your sort code sir:
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chillywilly

You: hellllllllllo
Stranger: Do not want. You're ugly
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nice.:D

Kimbot

You: boobies?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: damn right
You: where?
Stranger: behind that bush over there
Stranger: *points*
You: over there ---->
Stranger: right
Stranger: not too far
Stranger: right there
You: *** saunters ***
Stranger: yeah, you got it
You: here?
Stranger: little to the left
Stranger: there you go
You: still don't see them
Stranger: seriously?
You: yeah
Stranger: did you look behind the bush?
You: I can't see them
Stranger: that guy from UG must've taken it. Bandits, those guys.
Stranger: I bet we can find more
You: I looked on the bush, in the bush, around the bush, behind it, over it, under it...... everything
You: well hurry up, I need a fix man....... i need my fixxxxxxx
Stranger: alright, alright
Stranger: I got an idea
Stranger: there's only one surefire place to go
You: where?
Stranger: Narnia.
Stranger: You with me?
You: narnia has boobies?
You: once theres boobies I'm in!!
Stranger: **** yeah it does, naked mermaids everywhere
You: wait a minute................................
You: Where is narnia?
Stranger: It's uh...in my basement.
Stranger: Next to the shackles.
You: google maps ain't showing it, it ain't a real place man......
You: you having me on....
Stranger: Does google maps show middle earth?
Stranger: No, no it doesn't.
You: what you gonna do to me???
Stranger: Does that mean it isn't real?
Stranger: No, its real.
Stranger: Nothing man, just take you to narnia
You: Dam.. you have me on that one
Stranger: exactly.
You: ok lets go!
Stranger: alright!
Stranger: but first
Stranger: does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
You: **** smells rag****
You:
You:
You:
Stranger: ...dip****.
Stranger: **** shackles you in basment ****
Stranger: **** takes you to narnia ****
You:
You:
You:
You:
You:
You:
Stranger: **** unshackles you ****
Stranger: **** you wake up ****
You: what happened?
Stranger: dont worry about it man, nothing major.
Stranger: We're here though, right?
You: what is it?
Stranger: It's narnia!
Stranger: Look, a mermaid, right over there!
Stranger: Oh, but dude
You: where?
Stranger: Does your butt hurt at all?
You: Now that you mention it, it is slightly itchier than normal and burns like hell
Stranger: Don't worry about it, it's a narnia thing.
You: what? what happened?
Stranger: The only way to get into narnia...
Stranger: is to have gay sex with the centaur.
You: what?
Stranger: I didnt want to have to break it to you like that
Stranger: but I had to get you here.
You: oh man...........
Stranger: But your alright man, right?
Stranger: We're here to get your fix
You: no amount of boobies is worth that!!!
Stranger: Not even mermaid boobies?
You: *********pulls out M16*********
Stranger: woah woah woah]
Stranger: calm down there fellah
Stranger: it's all over
Stranger: it already happened when you were asleep on the way here
Stranger: I made sure you wouldnt remember it.
You: wtf man? you rode me... you literally rode me!
Stranger: Nah, not me
Stranger: the centaur
You: but now I know
You: ****** COCKS THE TRIGGER*************
Stranger: WHY SO SERIOUS?
Stranger: Wait dude, wait!
Stranger: Right over there, mermaids!
You: man i didn't want to loose my butt virginity like that... I had it all planned out!!1
Stranger: You'll scare them away!!
You: I'm not in the mood anymore
Stranger: we can get atlas, the giant lion, to give your butt virginity back to you
You: boobies suck man... boobies suck.
Stranger: through the reverse time contabulator.
You: its not worth it, I will still know.
Stranger: If it makes you feel any better, it was a female centaur with a strap on
Stranger: not a male.
You: that will haunt me forever.
You: ****BLOWS OUT HIS OWN BRAINS******
You:
You:
You:
You:
You:
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOO
You:
Stranger: Snake?
Stranger: SNAKE?
Stranger: SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: WHY GOD, WHY?!
Stranger: **** picks up m16 ****
Stranger: **** blows out own brains ****
Stranger: **** appears next to you in the afterlife ****
Stranger: **** dude, hey. Sup?
You: Dude... that hurt!!!
Stranger: I know, jesus man. My head is killing me
You: PETER on the gate over there will only let you in after you drop your kacks and bed over for how ever long he likes.........
You: oh and you never get tired up here!!!!!!!
Stranger: We'll see about that
Stranger: Dude...is that...elvis?
You: *********************************** COMMITS HEAVENLY SUICIDE **********************
You:
You:
You:
You:
You:
You:
You:
Stranger: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!!?!?!
Stranger: *************FOLLOWS SUIT************
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bronte

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Stranger: WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT!?
You: love
You: plz
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Angry young man!

CCCP^

Stranger: Hello
You: HI
You: DO YOU LIKE CHEESE?!
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banquo

Oh FFS.
It's a bot

ffs

Donny5

banquo wrote: »

Oh FFS.
It's a bot

ffs

April... fools?

AnonoBoy

I'm good at this:

Conversation 1
Stranger: Hello
You: How's it going there sweetcheeks?
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Conversation 2
Stranger: hi
You: Hey sugarplum, what's shaking?
Stranger: entertain me
You: Nah - you entertain me.
Stranger: juggle!
You: jiggle!
You: I said JIGGLE!!!!!
You: Are you jiggling yet?
Stranger: i swear to god!
You: I swear to satan personally
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Conversation 3
Stranger: hows your cock
You: Still out with the chickens
You: How did you know I live on a farm?
Stranger: thats mean
You: You're from boards aren't you?
Stranger: did you pound thm bk'
You: Did I pound Thomas Beck?
You: Yeah - when I was younger we had a fling
You: he was great in the sack
Stranger: do you love dachickin
You: I love fried chicken
You: Are you a commie vegetarian?
Stranger: you r a fuked up man
You: I'm a girl
You: I think
Stranger: dont go
Stranger: do you like anal
You: Don't leave me now now now
Stranger: ??
You: I get very anal about somethings, yes.
You: Are you particular about things too?
Stranger: but do you like it in da ass
You: hee hee!
You: oh you!
Stranger: do you ??
You: Do you?
Stranger: yes hard owt
You: Don't just stand there let's get to it. Strike a pose there's nothing to it.
You: VOGUE!!!!!!
Stranger: wtf you batty creass
Stranger: lik my clit
You: What language are you speaking?
You: Are you French?
You: Hi there Frenchie!
Stranger: no im frm nz
You: What's the Eiffel Tower really like?
You: Is it that tall in real life?
Stranger: ummm yes i spose only look at it in pics
You: Oooh La La!
You: And the surrendering?
You: How's that going for you?
You: .....long pause.........
Stranger: pritty gud ae wbu oi do u no waht i lk ta do
You: Sounds like you're not French at all
You: Scottish perhaps?
You: Och aye!
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Conversation 4
Stranger: would you **** a girl who was a 10 apart from the fact that she had tiny breasts with nipples the size of sausages?
You: Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?
Stranger: yes, the woman in the question
You: 10 is very young
You: Are you a paedo?
You: Are you from Ireland?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: what do you think I am, SCUM?
You: I hear there's a lot of paedos in Ireland.
You: It's ok.
You: I won't tell
Stranger: well they're ******s
You: *nods sagely*
Stranger: I knew you'd understand
Stranger: this is why I always come to you for advice
You: So when you get out of prison, what will you do first?
Stranger: have sex with varg vikernes
You: is that some sort of root vegetable?
Stranger: well no
You: Why not have sex with a person?
Stranger: he's actually a musician who makes a style of music called black metal
You: I love magicians!
Stranger: I am trolling horribly tonight
You: Yup.
You: I'm winning
Stranger: you're not trolling either though really
Stranger: pissing in a sea of piss
You: I am a fisherman on a trawler
You: We have Wi-Fi
You: So I am TRAWLING
You: but not TROLLING
You: (see what I did there?)
Stranger: I did see that infact
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