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I enjoyed this one
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: play a game with me ?
You: can you feel
You: the love tonight?
Stranger: Between my dick and my hand maybe
You: whats the game wanker?
Stranger: are you from the UK?
You: No
Stranger: why'd you call me a wanker ?
You: its clear isnt it?
Stranger: no
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: c*nt
You: Stranger: Between my dick and my hand maybe
You: = wanker
You: no?
Stranger: Um, no
Stranger: that just makes me normal
You: anyway, we're getting bogged down in the details...whats the game wanker?
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: uhhg
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well it goes like this
Stranger: i start off with a word, then you say one and we just end up making some funny story
Stranger: care to start ?
You: I just say a word? I'm not sure I follow
Stranger: just say any word
You: carrot
Stranger: peels
You: onions
Stranger: *sigh*
Stranger: no!
Stranger: your doing it wrong
You: i thought i would
Stranger: well you have failed
Stranger: sorry
You: ok
Stranger: whats your asl?
You: asl is FAIL in my book so we're even
Stranger: no
Stranger: not a good one
Stranger: but seriusly, im just curious
Stranger: f*ck i cant spell at all
Stranger: omegle should really have spell check
You: you just spelled "at all" perfectly
Stranger: well thats my strong point
Stranger: 2-3 letter words
You: you have a point? I must habe missed that
Stranger: are you saying that what im saying is meaningless ?
Stranger: STILL TYPING SIR?
You: well, you had a game that was unsuccessful, then you asked the most irritating question on the internet and you continue to misundersand what im saying
You: im done typing , Sir!
Stranger: k
You: so here we are...
Stranger: just waiting here
You: a battle of wits indeed
Stranger: you would probably win
You: your not as foolish as I suspected...unless this is a trap you have devised
You: Stranger: STILL TYPING SIR?
Stranger: and whats with starting off with "can you feel the love tonight", dipped into your moms percocets or something?
You: to quote
You: percocets = wtf
Stranger: FUNNY SIR
Stranger: i lol'd
Stranger: never mind SIR
You: no seriously, wtf is percocets
Stranger: some drung
Stranger: prescrition
You: I dont want to waste gogles time with it so I'll ask you
Stranger: do i look like a pharmacy to you?
You: ok, it takes someone like you to know that I guess...
Stranger: or google?
You: did your mom take many of these percocets?
Stranger: North American brand name for oxycodone/acetaminophen blend tablets. The blend tablet is a narcotic pain reliever used to treat moderate to severe acute (short-term) pain
Stranger: from wikipedia
Stranger: and no she did not
You: the "can you feel the love tonight" was an off the cuff thing I decided to open this particular conversation with
You: I'm feeling the love, aren't you?
Stranger: not so much talking to you
Stranger: ryhmes
Stranger: oh!
You: rhymes
You: Omegle spell check is working fine
Stranger: not for me
You: and yes, "you" does rhyme with "you". Well spotted
Stranger: have you herd the song "Stereo Love"
Stranger: ?
You: i have not
Stranger: hah well stpotted on your part
Stranger: clearly you've already won the battle of wits
Stranger: ps. your mom has nice tits
You: oh i gave up on that long ago
Stranger: smart
You: now i'll search for a worthy foe
Stranger: as will i
You: good day to you sir
Stranger: well you seemed pretty interesting i must say
Stranger: no bull here
You: a bull! Where!?!
Stranger: have a nice day c*nt
You: lol
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Just nailed a classic!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bye
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: Bye...
You: lol
Stranger: You made me sad you ****ing asshole
Stranger: No one makes me sad but my mama!
You: Well, now theres me
Stranger: Yea you seem nice though
Stranger: Lets be friends dude
Stranger: DUUUUUUDE
Stranger: BRA
You: i dunno bout hta
You: that
You: my friends aren't even my friends...what makes you so special
Stranger: Well i have a big schlong
Stranger: and I like Eric Clapton
You: wow
Stranger: Best friends right?
You: definitely
Stranger: Hahahha
Stranger: Ok you seem legit at this point.
You: if only my friends had big schlongs and liked Eric Clapton!
Stranger: I'd hop in your van with no windows anyday
Stranger: Especially if there was free candy
You: I am a bit of a rapist, but then isn't everyone given the opportunity
Stranger: Usually when i rape someone i do all the crying
You: lol
Stranger: Is that odd?
You: thats hilarious
Stranger: Like if i raped your right now, we would probably drown in my tears
Stranger: But it wouldnt be rape since you want it, in the least gay way possible
You: the plot is thickening quicker than a retard in a science lab
Stranger: I like that one
Stranger: you know what else i like?
You: ice cream
Stranger: No, fat chicks
Stranger: Slap the theigh and ride the waves
Stranger: Its liek going to the beach
You: they're good in times of war as a means of defense...thats about it
Stranger: Or when you're hungry in times of starvation
You: and sometimes shade on a sunny day
Stranger: Or if you're luke skywalker on Hoth
You: lol
You: classic
Stranger: I know right
Stranger: I like you.
You: i like me too
Stranger: Can you like me for a little?
Stranger: So i can make sweet sweet love to your belly taco
You: I can only like one person at a time and I'm full up on me right now
Stranger: Oh well ****, can i still play with your belly?
Stranger: Or many your elbow pit
You: you can have the steam off my ****
Stranger: Oooo baby
You: not the **** though
Stranger: I like when you talk dirty
Stranger:
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Gone Drinking wrote: »Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Whats 19 plus 1506
Stranger: 1525
You: sorry, i think you'll find the answer is: You're Gay
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I used that and then the stranger just goes "yeah, I am actually." FFS, could've at least humoured me for a bit 0 -
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This was the best ever! Couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: shhhh
You: if we don't make too much noise, they won't hear us!
Stranger: quiet you might piss somebody off
You: exactly!
You: or notify the weirdos that we are here!
Stranger: (whispering) why all this silence for?
You: just... because!
You: if you whisper, people think you have something exciting to be talking about!
You: shhhhhh
You: .....
Stranger: ....
You: you are doing a really good job!
Stranger: thanks
You: a gold star just for you!
Stranger: thank you capitain
Stranger: so
Stranger: when we gonna attack?
You: in a few moments, i just need to gather some supplies....
You: pass me the eggs
Stranger: and the allies
Stranger: they are all here?
You: 14, 15, 16.... 35... 50... yep all here!
You: right we have to do this right.
You: or correctly
You: whichever..
You: one the count of 3...
Stranger: no
Stranger: wait
Stranger: im hearing something
You: what is it?! you are about to blow the entire operation!
Stranger: they know about our surprise atack
Stranger: they have allies
Stranger: and more ammo
You: how is that possible?!
You: WE HAVE A LEAK!!!
Stranger: i think someone betrayed us
Stranger: OH F*CK
You: what now!?!?
Stranger: abort
You: dammit, why can my troups do NOTHING right?!?!?!
You: dammit jordon, I told you to search the perimetre!
You: *jordon* sorry captain...
You: *sigh*
Stranger: i searched
Stranger: was clear
Stranger: someone have told about my search
You: no, not you jordon #1, i meant jordon #2. the guy behind you!
Stranger: ok
You: we need to find this traitor
You: any ideas?
Stranger: i know we’re not the traitors
Stranger: so...
Stranger: we have to pass wrong info
Stranger: and see
Stranger: who passes this info to the enemies
You: ok, the *new plan* (wink wink) is to attack on the count of three
You: on three....
Stranger: 3
You: 2
Stranger: look
Stranger: jordon#3
Stranger: he’s doing something!
Stranger: he’s the traitor!
Stranger: get him!!!!
Stranger: GO
You: is that a phone?!
Stranger: HES RUNNING
You: DAMMIT JORDON!!!
You: *throws missile*
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Stranger: GOT HIM?
You: yup
You: son of a b*tch
You: *spits*
Stranger: lets torture him after
You: ok, when we have more time
Stranger: and see what kind of enemy information he has
You: we need to finish this attack before they realise he's gone
Stranger: go
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
Stranger: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Stranger: POW POW
You: BAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
You: POW
Stranger: OH S*IT
Stranger: HIDE
You: *hides*
You: points pistol from behind wall sniper style
You: pow
You: got another one
Stranger: I NEED AMMO
Stranger: AMMO
Stranger: COVER ME
Stranger: IM GOING OUT
Stranger: POW POW POW POW
Stranger: POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW
Stranger: YES
You: POW POW POW POW POW
Stranger: THEY'RE RETREATING
You: YOU GO SOLDIER!
You: DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!!!
Stranger: KEEP SHOTTING
Stranger: POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWVV
You: *throws grenade*
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: BOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: CAPTAIN
Stranger: I'VE BEEN HIT
Stranger: oh sh*t
Stranger: my leg...
You: MAN DOWN!
You: MAN DOWN!
You: dammit jordon!
You: don't you give up on me!
Stranger: i’m not
You: *drags you to safety*
You: THATS IT!
Stranger: i’ll cover you
Stranger: go!!!!!!
Stranger: i’ll cover with my rifle
Stranger: GO CAPTAIN
Stranger: POW
Stranger: *KILLED ONE*
You: NO ONE TAKES DOWN MY #2 WITHOUT REVENGE!
Stranger: GOOOOOO
You: POW POW POW POW POW POW POW
You: POW POW POW POW POW
Stranger: POW
Stranger: KILLED 2
You: I GOT THE B*STARD!
You: *spits*
Stranger: POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW
You: motherf**ker!
Stranger: GOT 3
Stranger: ok
You: POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW
You: HOW YOU HOLDING UP JORDON?
You: POW POW POW
You: i need 3 more to my left!
You: hang on, a message is coming in from HQ
Stranger: ****
Stranger: go jordan#3
Stranger: GO HELP CAPTAIN!
Stranger: GO GO GO
Stranger: IM COVERING HIM JORDRON #3 CAPTAIN!
Stranger: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: FREE TO GO CAP
Stranger: KILLED ALL OF THOSE SNIPERS
Stranger: tell me
You: MESSAGE FROM HQ SAYS THEY'VE GONE TO THE RIVER, WE'VE TO RELOAD AND HEAD ON OUT
You: how many have we got left?
Stranger: 3 squads
Stranger: enough to take them down
Stranger: captain...
Stranger: help me with my bandage
You: get tony to run back and get more grenades... they were pretty effective!
Stranger: ill keep fighting by your side
You: *presses down on wound*
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: F*CK
You: you think you can carry on soldier?
You: I NEED A MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: NO CAP
Stranger: IM GOOD TO GO
Stranger: i can proceed
You: good man jordon!
You: we need as many as we can!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i’ll go through the right
Stranger: need more ammo and grenades
Stranger: TONY
Stranger: WHERE R U?!
You: dammit!
You: was he hit?!
You: TONY?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: TONY
Stranger: F*CK
Stranger: I’LL HELP HIM
You: GO!
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: *examining tony*
Stranger: CAPTAIN
Stranger: JUST A SCRATCH
Stranger: HES GOOD TO GO
Stranger: ALREADY GETTING UP
You: thank god, i ain't having my best men down!
You: these guys are gonna pay!
Stranger: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: LOCK AND LOADED
Stranger: LETS FINISH THIS **** AND GO HOME
You: on my count head down the main street and go to the river, we'll take out their base camp with a full on attack
You: you ready men?!
Stranger: ALWAYS SIR
Stranger: UNTIL THE DEATH
You: *ahem* its maam!
You: dammit jordon!
Stranger: SORRY MAAM
Stranger: LETS GO
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: RUN
Stranger: POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW
You: POW POW POW POW POW POW
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW
Stranger: GO
Stranger: BOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: INCOMIN
Stranger: TAKE COVER
Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW
You: I GOT YOU
You: POW POW POW
Stranger: WE ARE WINNING
You: STRAIGHT AHEAD
Stranger: THEYRE DEFENSES ARE FALLIN APART
You: TAKE THAT SNIPER SH*T OUT!
Stranger: POW
Stranger: GOT IT MAAM
Stranger: GOOOOO
You: ONE SHOT, I'M IMPRESSED JORDON!
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: MAAM
You: MY LEG!!!!
Stranger: MAAM
You: POW POW POW POW POW POW
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: KEEP SHOOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW
You: POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POWPOW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW
You: POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW
Stranger: F*CK YOU ALLL
Stranger: NOBODY HURTS CAPTAIN
Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
You: GIMMIE THAT MISSILE, I'M GONNA FINISH THIS ****!
Stranger: ARE YOU SURE CAP?
You: I'M SURE!
Stranger: *GIVE YOU THE MISSILE*
You: *LOADS*
Stranger: FINISH THEM
You: EVERYBODY DOWN!!!
You: TONY!
You: DOWN!!!!
Stranger: *DOWN*
You: *THROWS*
Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
You: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: OH F*CK
You: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *RUNNIN*
You: SHOOT THE BURNING MEN ON RETREAT!
Stranger: POW
Stranger: I GOT
You: POW POW POW POW
Stranger: SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD
Stranger: POWPOWPOWPOWPOW
Stranger: DIE MOTHERF**KERS
You: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
You: I
You: AM
You: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I CAN'T KEEP GOING CAP
Stranger: MY LEG
You: YOU HOLD ON TO ME JORDON!
You: TONY, GET THE OTHER SIDE!
You: AND SOMEONE HELP ME, MY KNEE IS F**KED!
Stranger: PUT ME ON THE FLOOR
Stranger: MEDIC
Stranger: PLEASE
You: SOME ONE COVER THE DOOR!!!
Stranger: CAPTAIN IS NEEDING SOME AID
You: AND GET A MEDIC!
You: MEDIC!!!!!!!!
You: JORDON, MY MEN ARE MY PRIORITY, I GO LAST!
Stranger: TONY...
Stranger: TONY COVER THE DOOR!
Stranger: NOW!!
Stranger: oh sh*t
Stranger: my leg
Stranger: NO CAP
You: jordon
You: JORDON
Stranger: I'LL NOT GO WITHOUT YOU
You: look at me!!!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I CAN'T
You: you are getting out of here
Stranger: I'LL CARRY YOU ON MY BACK
Stranger: C'MON
You: and by hell i'm going with you!
Stranger: JUMP
Stranger: ON MY BACK
You: JORDON!
You: PUT ME DOWN!!!
You: NOW!
Stranger: I'LL NEVER LET YOU DOWN
You: YOUR LEG!!!
Stranger: YOU COMIN WITH
Stranger: ME
Stranger: TONY
Stranger: COVER ME
You: pow pow pow pow pow
Stranger: *RUN WITH CAPTAIN ON MY BACK*
Stranger: C'MON TROOP
You: i'll cover the front jordon, you just keep going!!
Stranger: END THIS SH*T
Stranger: MISSILES COMING!!
You: LOOK!!!!!!
You: THEY BOMBERS ARE HERE!
You: WE'RE SAVED!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: WE'RE SAVED
You: *EVERYONE CHEERS*
Stranger: *PUT CAP ON THE GROUND*
Stranger: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: WE WON IT MAAM!!
You: WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: WE WON
You: GOOD WORK JORDON!
You: I'M PROUD TO HAVE YOU ON MY SQUAD!
Stranger: THANK YOU
Stranger: *FAINT*
You: JORDON!!!
You: JORDON!!!!! *slaps face*
You: DAMMIT, DON'T YOU GIVE UP ON ME!!!!
You: joooooorddonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *NO RESPOND*
Stranger: *OPEN MY EYES*
Stranger: CAP
You: i thought i lost you jordon!
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: im here..
Stranger: i think i'll lose my leg!
You: not if i have anything to do with it!
Stranger: i cant feel it anymore..
You: LOOK!
Stranger: what??!
You: here comes backup!
You: GET THIS MAN TO A HOSPITAL NOW!
You: Jordon, I'll find you afterwards!
Stranger: bye cap
You: *medics lift Jordon*
Stranger: congratulations
You: you too Jordon, this belongs to you as much it does me!
Stranger: thanks *faints again*
You: *grabs medic* AND YOU SAVE THAT LEG YOU HEAR?!?! OR I'LL COME AFTER YOU PERSONALLY!!!
You: son of a bit*h... *spits* *looks around* well men.... we've done our job here... lets go home...
You: *faints*
Stranger: *wakes on the hospital*
Stranger: CAP
Stranger: CAPPPPPPPPPPPPP
You: best omegle ever! LOL
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: can i know your name maam?
You: well sure thing soldier! my name is JaneLane!
Stranger: nice
You: whats your name soldier?
Stranger: Lucas maam
You: well Lucas, you did a great job out there today!
Stranger: you too MsLane
You: so Lucas, where do you hail from?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and you?
You: Ireland
Stranger: great
Stranger: we make a good team
Stranger: dont you think
You: I do think! You really pulled a number on those men today!
Stranger: you too
Stranger: how old r u cap?
You: i'm 23 soldier! and how old are you?
Stranger: 16 cap
Stranger: 16
You: wow soldier! aren't you a little young to be in the army?!
Stranger: i'm a expert in combat
You: well you proved that today my good man! you most certainly did that!
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: really
You: I owe you my life soldier!
Stranger: no cap
You: yes i do!
Stranger: i just did what was right
Stranger: and i'd promised to you
Stranger: that i'll never let you down
You: Thank you soldier! well Lucas, its been a pleasure fighting the world of evil with you but alas my leg is acting up, I need to get it seen to... I will be off!
Stranger: Pleasure fighting with you Captain! *salutes*
You: *Salutes*
You:
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Just nailed a classic!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bye
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: Bye...
You: lol
Stranger: You made me sad you ****ing asshole
Stranger: No one makes me sad but my mama!
You: Well, now theres me
Stranger: Yea you seem nice though
Stranger: Lets be friends dude
Stranger: DUUUUUUDE
Stranger: BRA
You: i dunno bout hta
You: that
You: my friends aren't even my friends...what makes you so special
Stranger: Well i have a big schlong
Stranger: and I like Eric Clapton
You: wow
Stranger: Best friends right?
You: definitely
Stranger: Hahahha
Stranger: Ok you seem legit at this point.
You: if only my friends had big schlongs and liked Eric Clapton!
Stranger: I'd hop in your van with no windows anyday
Stranger: Especially if there was free candy
You: I am a bit of a rapist, but then isn't everyone given the opportunity
Stranger: Usually when i rape someone i do all the crying
You: lol
Stranger: Is that odd?
You: thats hilarious
Stranger: Like if i raped your right now, we would probably drown in my tears
Stranger: But it wouldnt be rape since you want it, in the least gay way possible
You: the plot is thickening quicker than a retard in a science lab
Stranger: I like that one
Stranger: you know what else i like?
You: ice cream
Stranger: No, fat chicks
Stranger: Slap the theigh and ride the waves
Stranger: Its liek going to the beach
You: they're good in times of war as a means of defense...thats about it
Stranger: Or when you're hungry in times of starvation
You: and sometimes shade on a sunny day
Stranger: Or if you're luke skywalker on Hoth
You: lol
You: classic
Stranger: I know right
Stranger: I like you.
You: i like me too
Stranger: Can you like me for a little?
Stranger: So i can make sweet sweet love to your belly taco
You: I can only like one person at a time and I'm full up on me right now
Stranger: Oh well ****, can i still play with your belly?
Stranger: Or many your elbow pit
You: you can have the steam off my ****
Stranger: Oooo baby
You: not the **** though
Stranger: I like when you talk dirty
Stranger:
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Jordonvito wrote: »Stranger: i'm Indonesia
The fact he was 12 troubled me
He is the country also.
You: your grammer makes me sick
You: your a disgrace
Grammar correction fail
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tallaghtoutlaws wrote: »He is the country also.
Grammar correction fail
You're a Disgrace:D:D
Hey! I wasn't thinking, but yes it was quite the fail, thanks for pointing that out btw
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Are Tipperary guys all this scary? I guess he really didn't like Dubliners.omegle wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: how are you ?
You: I'm pretty good this evening
You: how are you?
Stranger: thats good.. im good
You: good to hear
You: and now that we've used up our quota of good for the evening...
You: whereabouts are you omegling from?
Stranger: USA and yourself ?
You: Ireland
Stranger: where abouts there ?
You: Dublin
Stranger: dub **** yah come ta tipp we bust yar face in
You: 1/3rd of the country lives in that one town
You: the only city in Ireland
You: such a small place
You: and really - a Tipp guy would get his head knocked off by a Northside skanger...
Stranger: gway wud yah tipp boys kik da **** out of yee
You: well
You: I'm from the Southside
You: so - I don't deny they could assault me
You: but
You: I'd hire a gang of northies...
Stranger: hire a gang of northie.. get a load of gear heds ta bust any gang from dublin
You: lol
You: what are gear heads?
Stranger: fuk off yah wanker
You: this is going on boards.ie I think
You: thanks for putting a smile on my face
Stranger: wa
You: boards.ie
You: the largest bbs community in Ireland
Stranger: wat
Stranger: gway wil yah
You: you should give it a try if you haven't before
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
edit: What are gear heads actually?0 -
And just one moreOmegle wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: you wanna suck me off?
You: hmm
Stranger: please
You: how big is your penis?
Stranger: 8.5 inches
You: too small
You: I've gone black
You: I can't go back
Stranger: HAHA YOU HAVE A LOOSE VAGINA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.0 -
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