talk to a complete stranger!!!!

spitfireIRL

Stranger: you are sure talkative
You: yeh sorry im a bit stoned
You: and distracted
Stranger: oh **** you .
Stranger: i hope you die.
Stranger: ****ing druggie.

spitfireIRL

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya
You: hey
Stranger: gay ???
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:pac:

johnny_ultimate

A surprisingly effective attempt to provoke intelligent discourse with internet stranger.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey:)
You: howdy
You: i really need to know something
You: are you in a position to answer a difficult question?
Stranger: umm sure
You: ok here we go
You: how much wood does a woodchuck chuck?
You: is it seven as ive been told?
Stranger: as much wood as he wants to chuck
You: woah
You: but what if he wanted to chuck, i don't know, like 16 wood?
Stranger: then he chucks 16
Stranger: maybe it's like 3728283?
You: i repeat: woah
Stranger: ahahahaaa
You: i like your answer.
You: yet it only opens up more questions
Stranger: like?
You: like what happens when there is no more wood? what does the woodchuck chuck?
Stranger: eachothers wood I guess
Stranger: idk that's a good question!
You: indeed. and if the woodchuck wakes up in the ocean, then what options are open to him?
You: does it also apply to golf?
You: golf makes things yet more complicated
Stranger: well if he wakes up in the ocean then he's floating helplessly along already dead
Stranger: so he wouldn't have to worry about chucking wood
You: perhaps, the image of a woodless woodchuck is one that says a lot about the nothingness of existence.
You: perhaps the woodchuck is man
Stranger: sure
You: this conversation has been enlightening, sir/madam. i can only think of golf now
You: like what happens if he left his woods at home, and is left with only irons and a putter?
Stranger: then he uses what's available to him and makes the best of it
You: that is a good outlook to have
Stranger: OR he goes back home and gets the others
You: we could all learn from this tale of a woodless woodchuck
You: it's kind of like a Hemingway novel
Stranger: but did you ever think of the ending of that saying?
Stranger: how much could one chuck IF he COULD chuck wood?
Stranger: tricky
You: i see where you are going with this. he COULD chuck wood if he wishes, and yet he COULD, i dunno, just go and play with the other animals instead
You: "two roads diverged by a yellow wood, and sorry I could not travel both"
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: or say, one was born with some sort of defect
Stranger: causing him to never chuck wood..ever
You: said defective woodchuck would have a lot of things to ponder i'd imagine
You: i can imagine the other woodchucks would be rather nasty to it too
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and it would have a hard time finding it's role/job in life
Stranger: maybe it would have to transport the chucked wood
Stranger: asking the question: how much wood could a woodchuck carry/transport?
You: a nice question. kind of like the man who wants to play the violin, and yet his hands fall off one day.
You: perhaps he dreams of playing the violin/chucking wood, or perhaps he gets on with business and starts a blacksmith or something
Stranger: right, but not exactly. maybe the man was simply born with no hands and therefore never played the violin
Stranger: exactly, he finds what's right for him
You: and yet there is nothing on the woodchuck television network but woodchucks chucking wood. his outlook in said situation says a lot about the type of woodchuck he/she is
Stranger: it may not be his fault, however
Stranger: the media can be nasty
Stranger: maybe they cut him out of the show because he wasn't "noraml
Stranger: "normal"**
You: indeed, it is always problematic when concepts of reality collide with the edited media. the television never shows us the people who spontaneously combust while on the bus to work, and yet those people may well exist. their plight is not recognised, and yet is there. what is the media's agenda in this cover-up one must wonder.
Stranger: exactly
You: i must ponder upon these ideas.
You: i have enjoyed this discussion
You: however i must bid you adieu
You: i hope you have gained something from this tale of woodchucks
Stranger: ha, I did, thanks
You: may you chuck wood at your leisure. Or not, as the case may be.
Stranger: will do:)
You have disconnected.

Hyperbullet

Stranger: Lookin for horny f with msn
You: are you the judean peoples front?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: lesbian
You: awesome
Stranger: ur a lesbian
You: i'd love to be
Stranger:
Stranger: wutd u do to me
You: i'd do you. for sure
Stranger: like details about it
You: i'd take off your clothes....slowly...
Stranger: they r already off
You: then i'd take a shovel.....
Stranger: a shovel???
You: and beat you over the head with it.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ???
You: that doing it for you?
Stranger: ur a bitch
You: sorry, i'm new to this thing. i thought all lesbians liked to be beaten with shovels. my mistake
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hank_Jones

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: The dude abides
Stranger: cooolio
You: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Stranger: i guess? haha
You: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours.
Stranger: sounds like fun
You: do you like movies about gladiators?
Stranger: they're alright
You: have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
Stranger: can't say i have
You: And watched as the suds fell down the crack of a mans ass
You: There's a sale at Penney's!
Stranger: really?
You: Well, I don't have anything to say, you've done the best you could. You really have, the best you could. You can't expect to win em all. But, I want to tell you something I've kept to myself through these years. I was in the war myself, medical corps. I was on late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk. He looked at me and said, "The odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway, I'm glad the Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zip.
Stranger: that's very interesting
You: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
You: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Stranger: I'll try!
You: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Stranger: so keep on drinking!
You: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Stranger: yummy
You: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
You: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Stranger: so take some more
You: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
You: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
Stranger: you promise?
You: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
Stranger: lmao
You: .leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
You: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.
Stranger: yeeeah!
You: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.
Stranger: asshole
You: Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.
You: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?
Stranger: maybe
You: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Stranger: I do!
You: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Stranger: yeah!
You: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Stranger: what did it say?
You: The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."
Stranger: so take a shower
You: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Stranger: ....how'd you find out?
You: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
You: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
Stranger: Awsome
Stranger: I try as hard as I can
Stranger: *aweseome
Stranger: **awesome
You: And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Stranger: I do though, I try so hard
Stranger: I'm the hardest worker
Stranger: everyone else just steals my glory
You: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
You: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Stranger: I chose steak.
Stranger: Medium well.
Stranger: or medium.
Stranger: somewhere in between.
You: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
Stranger: how was it?
Stranger: it seemed pretty cheesy
You: I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Stranger: ...no pressure
You: Mayday! Mayday!
Stranger: Mayday Parade!
You: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...
Stranger: i can't wait
You: The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
Stranger: I'm Kareem now, I can't fly planes anymore
You: The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!
You: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side
Stranger: no!
You: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Stranger: haha
You: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
Stranger: I'm helping you, dammit!
You: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Stranger: I love seven up
You: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
Stranger: that's not nice
You: It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.
You: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time.
Stranger: haha
You: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.
Stranger: SHIRLEY.
You: It takes so many things to make love last. But most of all, it takes respect, and I can't live with a man I don't respect.
Stranger: I understand entirely.
You: Oh, Dr. Rumack, I'm scared. I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married.
Stranger: you'll be alright
You: Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. But at least I have a husband.
You: Well, I'll give him another twenty minutes; but that's it!
Stranger: maybe 23?
You: ll right, I'm going to level with you all. But what's most important now is that you remain calm. There is no reason to panic.
Stranger: sure there is!
Stranger: are you blind?
You: Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.
Stranger: it's always better on the go.
You: Jim never vomits at home.
Stranger: that's better behind closed doors.
You: Ted, have you ever been face down in the mud, and been kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you haven't! No one has! It's a stupid question! Forget I even asked!
Stranger: I have.
You: Can't push him too hard; he might break. You gotta remember who you're dealing with.
Stranger: I know who I'm dealing with, I'm not scared.
You: I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
Stranger: what's up with you and planes?
You: You ever been in a cockpit before?
You: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Stranger: Nope.
You: Excuse me doc, I got a plane to land.
Stranger: Of course.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

You: Greetings fellow human
Stranger: hi
You: Not yet, but hope to be later tonight.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(I fail to see the attraction of this site...?)



EDIT: ATTEMPT NUMBER TWO

Stranger: Hey
You: I hope you're more interesting the last guy I spoke to!
Stranger: Well ya duh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Busi_Girl08

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: hows things?

Stranger: isabella

You: aoife

Stranger: where are you from

You: ireland

Stranger: **** of

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Zombienosh

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: watch out
Stranger: find out i m guy or girl
You: ur a volcano
Stranger: no
You: erupting all over my vegtable patch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




You: turtle heading it
Stranger: ok
You: ill poo in ur pocket
Stranger: good luck with that
Stranger: see ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Duggy747

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: two girls here
Stranger: kate 17 f
You: any cups?
Stranger: and amy 19 f
Stranger: we have a site where you can talk to us on cam
*Stranger: *Naughty Link*
Stranger: go to that link and click cam
You: I'll just go get some tissues....
You have disconnected.

phasers

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: THIS IS TH GOVERMENT OF CHINA
You: I like boobs
Stranger: WE HEARD U HAVE BROKEN IN OUR SCERT DATA
You: Skirt data? Yeah I found it on Craisglist
Stranger: IDENTITYFY URSELF
Stranger: NOW
You: Professor Charles Xavier
Stranger: U ARE FINED 10$
You: ok
You: Where do I send the cheque?
Stranger: ARE U PROUND OF URSELF
You: I am actually, yes
Stranger: THATS A LOT OF MONEY
You: It's ok, I won the nigerian lotto yesterday
You: once the payment comes through I'll have many 10$
Stranger: WELL THAT TO BAD
Stranger: BECAUSE
Stranger: U ARE FINED FO RAPING A 8 YEAR OLD BOY
Stranger: THE FINE IS 84
You: JIMMY TOLD?!
Stranger: 8$
Stranger: YES
You: He said he loved me...
Stranger: HE CONFESSED'
You: OK so that's 18$, where do I send payment?
Stranger: HE SAID U FORCED HIM
You: No, HE came onto ME
Stranger: U ARE ALSO FINED
Stranger: FOR RAPING A CAT
You: Now hold on a second, Whiskers thratened me
Stranger: 3&
Stranger: 3$
Stranger: NO HE DIDNT
Stranger: U WERE JUST CURIOUS
Stranger: U DISGUST ME
You: NO, Whiskers had my family tied up
You: I was scared and confused
Stranger: OK
Stranger: BUT HE TOLD ME
Stranger: THAT U DID IT WIT HIS WIFE
Stranger: AND HIS WIFE HAD KITTEND WIT HIMEN FEET
You: His wfe is an attractive women
You: I can't help who I love
You: They are champion sprinters
You: they could go for the Olympics in 2012
Stranger: SO U OWN US LIKE 21%
Stranger: 21%
You: 21$ is a lot of money
Stranger: 21%
You: That could buy many houses in my homeland
Stranger: 21$
You: Can we work out a payment plan
Stranger: YES
You: ?
Stranger: U ARE ALSO FINED FOR PEEING ON CHINESE WOMEN IN HONG KONG
You: But my tour guide told me that it is customary!
Stranger: U FINED 6$
You: I'm being set up!
Stranger: NO IT IST
You: I'm calling the police right now!
Stranger: POLICE
Stranger: HOW DARE U!
You: They're on their way! enjoy jail!
Stranger: THIS IS THE CHINESE GOVERMENT
You: FREE TIBET!
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: THE JOKES ON U
You: I'll send my 21$ when Tibet is free!
Stranger: THE POLICE LOVE OUR CHINESES FOOD
Stranger: AND NEVER BETRY US
Stranger: MAH HA HA HA HA
You: I offered them pizza and donuts as a trade and they accepted!
Stranger: U LOSE PITY HUMAN
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: HOW U NO OUR WEAKNESS
You: I watch a lot of Jackie Chan movies
Stranger: DAM
Stranger: U WIN
You: Thank you! Send me my 21$ now!
Stranger: I BE BACK BITCH
Stranger: BITCH
Stranger: WAT EVER
You: Love you!
Stranger: LOVE YA TOO
Stranger: SEE YA
You: bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

reap-a-rat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: sup!

Stranger: nothing much

You: me neither!

Stranger: cool

You: where are you?

Stranger: australia

You: deadly! are you an aussie or a tourist??

Stranger: i'm an aussie

You: OMG are you in home and away?

You: :P

Stranger: no

You: well that sucks..

You have disconnected.

Duggy747

Well here's my experience today:

Australian: Loads were on today, they were all sound and had a good chat with one on how we hate Home & Away :pac:

German: Was chatting to a nice girl for a good while, she has a boyfriend in Ibiza apparently............I didn't really care about what she had to say about him.

English: As soon as I mention the "Irish" word pretty much all of them flipped out and cursed me out of it for been a stupid drunk Irish wanker. Pleasant people.

Swedish: Nice but really damn boring!

India: Really nice people, those guys love Ireland anytime I chat to them.

Singapore: Nice but poor English means the conversations don't go very far.

In the end if you're not a "horny 16 year old female" nobody really wants to talk to you. Most of the converstations are:

Stranger:Hello
You:Hey
Stranger:ASL?
You:24/m/Ireland

You're conversational partner has disconnected....:mad:

reap-a-rat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: Hi Stranger, are you
A) male seeking female
male seeking male
C) female seeking male
D) female seeking female
E) male (horny) seeking female
F) male (horny) seeking male
G) female (horny) seeking male
H) female (horny) seeking female

You: I) none of the above

Stranger: what are you then ?

You: Just a female
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

strobe

Hank_Jones wrote: »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! *Airplane dialogue*

If you were doing all that from memory you just became my fukking hero.

Duggy747

Was chatting to an Aussie girl for ages, got her Facebook at the end of it, su-weet! :pac:

alwaysadub

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: Hello. I am Jesus.

You: howdy Jesus!

Stranger: Have I saved you, My child?

You: yep-i will go now and read the Bible

Stranger: Ah! Good! An altogether too rare sight.

You: did the nails in the hands hurt like?

Stranger: Oh yes. An absolute mess.

Stranger: Can't even play baseball.

You: mustve been a bastard to wash the blood off your white top..

Stranger: And they didn't have bleach in 30 AD either.

You: so,you use Vanish instead

Stranger: Also, all of the water turned to wine. Nightmare.

You: must've ended up with alcoholics hanging round you all day

Stranger: Did you know how many winos there were in the Roman Empire? I didn't either.

You: i'd say by the time you were finished,quite a lot

Stranger: Everyone got excited whenever I went to the seaside...

You: cept the fish in the water...

Stranger: Well, there weren't very many after Saul had his way...

Stranger: We did stretch them out quite a bit.

You: least you had bread i suppose

Stranger: Much better than those thin tasteless wafers they give you lot nowadays.

You: yeah-should be using a nice bit of cod or something

Stranger: Sorry, Noah is calling. Some sea needs to be parted or something.

Your conversational partner has disconnected


I also mistakenly gave someone my real age-told me parents shouldnt be on this thing:p

Minstrel27

Duggy747 wrote: »

Was chatting to an Aussie girl for ages, got her Facebook at the end of it, su-weet! :pac:

SCORE

Nulty

You: I'm 25
You: disconnet....go on...
Stranger: im 15 f and horny
You: no wait, i did the maths wrong...i'm 45
You: no wait im 4
You: oh **** i forgot
You: your only 15.
You: theres better places to solve that than here
You: wanna talk theoretical physics?
Stranger: wanna sex talk
You: or talk about how unhot paris hilton is
You: sure we can talk sex
You: oh wait...."sex talk"
You: no, i'm 25
Stranger: ok well are u a boy or a girl
You: im a boy
You: and you are.....? (apart from untalkative)
Stranger: ok well you can be thedad and im the bad girl... you punish me really bad.
You: eh, no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

alwaysadub

Aw this thing is addictive.:D
Had one girl giving out for about 10 minutes cos some dude wanted to show her his cock on his webcam. Conversation was way too long to post!!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hi

Stranger: wats up bro?

You: feck all now

Stranger: what?

You: what

Stranger: what dd u sau?

You: i said feck all now

You: why

Stranger: whts that

You: whats feck?? dont tell me you've never heard of the word feck???


Stranger: nope...

Stranger: poor english

You: where u from

Stranger: aus

Stranger: u?

You: sure thats where it came from originally!!

Stranger: huh!

Stranger: i hav not read history

Stranger: whts feck?

You: ah well you should-you'd be amazed what you could learn

Stranger: so dont feck all just feck u.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ThatGal

I laughed my ass off!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



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Stranger: hey

You: haha

Stranger: ??

Stranger: whats so funny

You: that''s good!!

Stranger: what are u talking about

You: you know what is!!

Stranger: asl

Stranger: please

You: you wrote it!

Stranger: what??

You: i'm still laughing!!

Stranger: bye

ThatGal

LMAO

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



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Stranger: Hi.

You: you again!!

You: heehee

Stranger: Indeed, it is me again

Bonito

Same person yet, they have 2 IP's? Hmmm.

IP (98.179.227.210)

IP (98.173.247.512)

ThatGal

Bonito wrote: »

Same person yet, they have 2 IP's? Hmmm.

IP (98.179.227.210)

IP (98.173.247.512)

well i was laughing about it till you posted that! way to ruin Christmas!!

Nulty

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lets dance
You: sdfla
You: sdjl;a
You: sdfj;sdfalkjfal;skdjfaslkdjfalskjdfl;askjdf;as
You: COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: fu da bfjska gisfa lbslkto u too
You: IM ANGRY NOW
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: geesh calm down!
You: GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: lets dance
Stranger: um k
You: *i start the tape*
Stranger: * i put my hands around your neck*
You: *i put my gun to your side*
Stranger: * i kick you in the nuts*
You: *i dont have any, im a transsexual. I catch your leg and fling you backwards*
Stranger: * i bite your hand*
Stranger: *and poke u in the eye!*
You: *I yelp and shake my hand as if thats going to help. and hold my hand over my eye*
You: *i stab you in the leg with my stilletto*
Stranger: * i tickle you and you fall to the grownd*
Stranger: *then i pull out my mase and pray u in the eye*
You: *i very ticklish so i giggle but crawl away with my head facing away. the mace misses my eyes and i turn around with the gun pointing at you*
You: *i pull the trigger*
Stranger: * but you miss and i kick u in the face*
You: *it doesn't hurt because of my transexual plastic surgery. the gun goes flying but it run to the wall and pick up a sword*
Stranger: * andi pick up a convient sword also*
You: *we duel, swords clashing. I swing and catch you on the shoulder. not deep. the music stops. we stop fighting. I walk over, turn the tape over, press play and the duel continues*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: * i charge you and karate chop the sword out of your hands*
You: you what!
You: *I find myself defenceless. I look around and see a poker beside the fire. i run to grab it as a means of defence*
Stranger: * we duel once again and both of are wepons fling acroos the room*
You: *my dress is ripped. I catch you looking at my boobs and use that time to strike. throw my ninja strar broach at you. it's buried in your left arm*
Stranger: wait wait wait... im a girl
Stranger: and im not gay
You: im not a transexual, its the game
You: *your a lesbian*
Stranger: *i slap u across the face for calling me a lesbian*


Connection imploded.

It was just getting good!

Duggy747

Heheh!

You: WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.173.247.512) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: how r u doing?
You: fine
You: u?
Stranger: good thanx
You: that's good
You: I'm bored, actually
Stranger: haha not supprising
You: why's that?
Stranger: this is the first message i got during this conversation:
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You have disconnected.

Vain

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: wanna see my penis? or we could just chat?
You: tracing ip
You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506
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Nulty

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: are you from Oregon?
You: totally stupid question.
Stranger: how so?
Stranger: explain it to me
You: you can work it out
Stranger: tell me how it's stupid
You: do you have an identical twin?
You: actually
Stranger: I hav an identical little brother
You: are you one of a set of identical triplets
Stranger: he's 2 years younger
You: thats probably equally as stupid a question
Stranger: now ur calling your own questions stupid?
You: does he have an identical sense of stupidity
Stranger: well he's 15
You: im showing you an example of stupid questions for your own benefit
Stranger: so he's got the hormonal stupidity
Stranger: I see
Stranger: so this is educational?
You: the likelyhood that you will recieve an affirmative response to the question "are you from Oregan"
You: is as likely as you giving me an affirmative response to my question "are you one of a set of identical triplets"
Stranger: well I've had 3 people say yes and one of those three lives just down the street from me
Stranger: she used to go to my school too
You: ok, so it is possible to guess 7 consecutive random correct numbers from a pool of 45. Its called the lottery
Stranger: watever I'm doin pretty good tho
You: true. if only youd saved all that random luck and done the lottery
Stranger: true
You: your luck ran out with me tho. Im not american
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nice
Stranger: Europe then?
You: yeah. Irish
Stranger: close guess
You: what!?!
You: whats close about guessing a continent?
Stranger: I was gonna say ur English is too good to be asian
Stranger: soo
You: there are 500 million people in the EU
Stranger: and 3.2 billion in asia
You: thats not including the European countries that are not members of the EU
You: Irelands population is 4.5 million
You: Whats close about that?
Stranger: well I coulda guessed asia
You: technically you had a 1/4 probability guess.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: Asia, europe, Australia, canada
You: Canada is a continent now?
You: Asia, europe, Australia, canada and OREGAN
Stranger: well I already knew you wernt from the usa
Stranger: so can't say ALL of north america
Stranger: so just say canada
You: your mental
Stranger: so are you
You: do they teach you creationism in school?
Stranger: yea
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Nulty

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Stranger: calgary
You: herro
You: olympics
You: cool runnings
Stranger: do u live there?
You: oh, i thought it was an association game.....I live in Ireland
Stranger: m/f
You: i dont like your inquisitive nature buddy
You: you know what happened to the cat right?
Stranger: its a simple legitimate question
Stranger: asshole
You: it is but so is whats your shoe size but i dont go asking everyone on omegle
You: so we cant be friends now?
Stranger: we can
You: that depends on how badly my feelings are hurt
Stranger: im srry
You: i am only taking the piss but i could be in a very delicate frame of mind right now....on the verge of doing something i might regret
You: luckily im not.
Stranger: like what?
You: well....lets just say rotten.com wont know what hit them
Stranger: ok
You: so how much shit talk are you capable of? better still why are you here? serious debate? find opp sex? have a laugh?
You: im here for shit talk btw
Stranger: im bored
Stranger: im here 4 w/e
You: wtf is w/e
Stranger: whatever
You: awesome. can you make up a story with less than three sentences using the words 'leprosy', 'battery' and 'after shave'?

GO!
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: XD
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alwaysadub

Jesus, as soon as i say i'm a female on this, i have all these young ones asking me for advice on boy troubles. I've been acting as an agony aunt most of the day :eek:

scopper

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Stranger: u gay
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