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30-03-2009, 03:23   #1
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talk to a complete stranger!!!!

http://www.omegle.com

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30-03-2009, 16:32   #2
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You: Whats 19 plus 1506

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Stranger: i learned i can fall for the ones that wouldn't want me anyway
Stranger: that's true
You: you always want what you can't have
You: which is why women only want me now that i am in a relationship with someone else
Stranger: that's a classic
Stranger: you stay single, they all disappear
You: i dont mind, i've a beautiful girlfriend so they can want all they want!
Stranger: when one shows up, twenty others do
You: like buses
You: but buses aren't as much fun to have sex with
You: .. not that i've tried
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30-03-2009, 18:30   #4
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Stranger: ph?

You: scuh?

Stranger: no

You: Thought as much

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30-03-2009, 18:55   #5
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You: where are you from?

Stranger: The south

You: the south of where?
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was it something i said?

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30-03-2009, 19:02   #6
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Stranger: Things you can say about your new car, but not your girlfriend.

You: Rather than attempt to change the actual size of the penis, one may make it appear bigger, by trimming the pubic hair or by losing weight

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I talked to someone about cake taking over the world. 'Twas a weird conversation and as you would expect didnt last very long!
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30-03-2009, 19:11   #8
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You: so where you at?
Stranger: tx
Stranger: u
You: guessin tx=texas? Im in Ireland
Stranger: mick.
You: yank
Stranger: r u a leperchaun?
Stranger: r u in flogging molly
You: r u ur stepdad?
Stranger: go eat potatoes and die.
Stranger: sheep farmer.
You: internet hardman, you like totally rock
You: go f*ck your cousin
You: if you havent already, and if you have ask him to let you f*ck him again
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30-03-2009, 20:28   #9
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Stranger: AIDS
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Stranger: pistonheads
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30-03-2009, 20:36   #10
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Stranger: how're you?
You: Ive been better!
Stranger: oh, how come?
You: Just have had a rough month
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Stranger: well i hope all improves next month
You: Tell me about it!
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You: im 27
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You: female from london
Stranger: bad*
You: but im not there right now
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It's like 4chan except in realtime
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Stranger: i'm a beaver
You: Giggidy!
Stranger: great canadian beaver
You: What? Canadia isn't even a real country.
Stranger: then what is the usa?
You: USA is a three letter acronym. Didn't they teach you anything in school?
Stranger: united sucks ass?
You: Your name is united? How odd.

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30-03-2009, 20:43   #13
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30-03-2009, 20:44   #14
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30-03-2009, 20:45   #15
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we should have a CODEWORD, or a phrase, so we know when we bump into people from boards!!
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