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Worst/Funniest thing said in bed?

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    #152
    Cassidy1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭Cassidy1


    copperfacegaz wrote: »
    was once in the sack with a cork bird and in the heat of the moment she states and i quote ..... ill have it comin outta ya like buttermilk boy !!!!! ,,, think i nearly fell off de bed laughin !
    Just to let ye know not all Cork Women are like that! Its a bit extreme isnt it?? :D


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    #153
    themilkyone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭themilkyone


    When finished,lean into her ear and say "Ahhhh Bisto" - just like the ad.

    Works a treat :)


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    #154
    LD 50
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    paul larry wrote: »
    in a random bed...girl leaves for work....her mate comes in and invites me into her bed....i oblige!!!
    "did u f**K my friend last night?"
    "no, i just kissed her, honest"
    "Ah cool, ya like ray d'arcy?"
    "Yea he's not bad"
    couldnt see where this was going until....
    "wanna take my knickers off"
    score haha had a good time till a mate rang, and she whispers "just finish off there and take that call if ya like!!!!!!!!!!":D
    I saw where that was going after I read she invited you into her bed. How didn't you?!:P
    Wibbs wrote: »
    I am a stud though with rather a large wang. So maybe that's it.
    Also an urban myth.:D


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    #155
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    PurpleBerry wrote: »
    Yes, I'm sure he did. That's so weird, a friend of mine told me this story about how one night she went home with this bloke she'd met in a scratcher and things were going really great until she pulled down his cacks and saw he had a pretty small dîck.

    I told her she was a dirty skânk and she told me to shut up and that "he coulda been your new daddy" Ew, Mom!


    told her not to tell anybody hehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahhhohohohohohoh


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    #156
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    I was going to go unregged for this but thought ah fekc it, a few years back when things were all fresh & new. Myself & himself were a bit drunk(actually on reflection...very drunk)we were doing the love dance I was on top working away when he did this, he reached into the air as if to grab some thing & said pass that bucket down to me for the cement....I looked down at him and he had his eyes open....and I said WTF did you just say....TURNS OUT...he fell asleep mid roide & was dreaming about work(he was a builder).

    And no this is no reflection on my sexual prowess he assured me afterwards:p


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    #157
    ChocolateSauce
    Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    Once during a lovely bout of BSDM, I said "yeah, you like that, don't you bitch?" (Saddam from South Park) and we both burst out laughing and couldn't go on.

    :pac::pac::pac:


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