Quotes from nights out

Gary ITR · 03-11-2008 12:23pm

Futurecrook wrote: »

The only thing I can fully remember from Saturday night...

"Why are they warm?"
"They're supposed to be hot nuts."

You going to have to expand on that one for us

Futurecrook · 03-11-2008 12:26pm

Onkle wrote: »

You going to have to expand on that one for us

It's not as bad as it sounds. Somebody (possibly Jemmy) had a tub of hot nuts and offered me one. That's the conversation that followed. :P

shellyboo · 03-11-2008 12:27pm

I was eyein' up them hot nuts all night, so I was.

Futurecrook · 03-11-2008 12:37pm

Nerin wrote: »

me;
"OMG,youre trowelled? I thought you were a dude-hushed voice-obviously i was wrong..." lol

Said the same thing to me.

Nerin: "You're Futurecrook? I thought you were a guy..."

Me: "Wait, online or when you met me tonight?"

Onkle wrote: »

Is that all? You had me all excited

Sorry to disappoint. :P

Said about Orestes when he came in...

"Would you say he's naked under there?"

orestes · 03-11-2008 12:39pm

Futurecrook wrote: »

Said about Orestes when he came in...

"Would you say he's naked under there?"

I will leave the answer to that to your imaginations :pac:

shellyboo · 03-11-2008 12:56pm

Everyone's naked under their clothes though... in fact, I'm naked under my clothes right now :P

Sebzy · 05-11-2008 4:30pm

Just some random quotes from nights out.

- I'm not drunk I'm just a little bit inebri.. inebri.. inebrio.. inebria.. Ah f%ck how do you say that again?

- I feel like I have to be on my knees to say hello (I say that a lot)

- I'm not sure if the car is moving or the road (Taxi home last week)

- Ah you have the kitty ears but not the tail. Where is the tail?. it's just not the same without the tail. Can I make you a tail? (Club called dominion and I was a little drunk)

- Hey you forgot the Vaseline oh oh oh and the bananas.. (said at the tesco checkout two days ago to a friend who went bright red and the checkout girl giggled.)

orestes · 09-11-2008 6:00pm

SDooM: In my old job we had to wear black trousers and a red shirt for our uniform

Feylya: Did you work in Mosney?!

Doctor DooM · 09-11-2008 6:06pm

Grames bond- it doesn't matter what that dude puts in your hand, don't give him money!

nkay1985 · 18-11-2008 2:39am

The Noxy awards thread brought me here. A bit late but better late than never.

As I've not had the misfortune to go out with you guys yet, I'll have to resort to my favourite quote from college.

A housemate of mine in a chipper in Limerick:

"www.forkusouttwosnackboxes.com/onewithgravy"

He tends to speak in URLs when he's drunk. And I'm pretty sure the girl was foreign!

Gary ITR · 03-12-2008 1:55am

I lost my ticket to get my jacket from the cloakroom in a nightclub. I was told to wait till the end of the night. At the end I went to the cloakroom

Onkle: It's a dark coloured jacket with a set of house keys in the pocket

Lady: Who made it?

Onkle: I dunno... Some Thai kid probably

She gave me the biggest 'school teacher' look you've ever seen

Doctor DooM · 07-12-2008 2:46pm

SDooM's too hardcore for Dorans.

Thanks Sebzy

grames_bond · 07-12-2008 2:56pm

Nerin wrote: »

Vertical is as good as horizontal!

moved from wrong thread: and no im not telling you the context!!

Galvasean · 07-12-2008 2:59pm

grames_bond wrote: »

moved from wrong thread: and no im not telling you the context!!

Go on my son! :pac:

Nevyn · 07-12-2008 4:27pm

" Get a room, get a room, get a room.."

Galvasean · 07-12-2008 4:33pm

Probably shouldn't remind people of this but...

"Yngwie Malmsteen = / = System of a Down"

grames_bond · 07-12-2008 4:37pm

Thaedydal wrote: »

" Get a room, get a room, get a room.."

that......was.........hillarious!! :pac:

Galvasean wrote: »

Probably shouldn't remind people of this but...

"Yngwie Malmsteen = / = System of a Down"

......that wasn't, ya feckin eejit!

randylonghorn · 07-12-2008 11:04pm

Galvasean wrote: »

Probably shouldn't remind people of this but...

"Yngwie Malmsteen = / = System of a Down"

Em ...

whut?!!

grames_bond · 07-12-2008 11:24pm

randylonghorn wrote: »

Em ...

whut?!!

a system of a down somg came on lats night and galva said "is this Yngwie Malmsteen?" to looks of :eek: :eek: and plenty of facepalms!

Galvasean · 07-12-2008 11:26pm

grames_bond wrote: »

a system of a down somg came on lats night and galva said "is this Yngwie Malmsteen?" to looks of :eek: :eek: and plenty of facepalms!

Actually I went, "Yuss!" to the look of :eek::eek: followed by "Feck, this isn't Yngwie Malmsteen", then the facepalms came en mass.

anonymous_joe · 07-12-2008 11:27pm

Galvasean wrote: »

Actually I went, "Yuss!" to the look of :eek::eek: followed by "Feck, this isn't Yngwie Malmsteen", then the facepalms came en mass.

Smoooooth.

Sorry I missed that.

Nerin · 14-12-2008 6:09pm

Nerin : "im wearing pants"
Sdoom : "thats important"
Nerin and Futurecrook

Nerin : "if you become mod,we could have mod babies ^_^ "
futurecrook : "no,we could have a mod abortion"

Fonpokno

"Porn? Pornography??!!"

"i'll make ross come..........and.........buy me drink!"

"... *THRUSTS* ...."
Peteee

"im pretty sure ive seen all the porn there is... even the gay stuff"

Futurecrook · 14-12-2008 7:27pm

Nerin wrote: »

Nerin : "If you become mod,we could have mod babies ^_^ "
futurecrook : "...or a mod abortion."

You forgot the hurt sadface that followed. :P

Nerin wrote: »

Fonpokno

"... *THRUSTS* ...."

Funniest moment ever. There's nothing more hilarious than watching fonpokno make thrusting motions in your direction for about 5 minutes.

Also... "I'll play you like whatever the hell I want!"

feylya · 15-12-2008 11:23am

It's for ordering room service...

JaneyMc · 21-12-2008 3:32pm

Doom :

Now which ginger girl am I going to hit?

Doctor DooM · 21-12-2008 3:41pm

JaneyMc wrote: »

Doom :

Now which ginger girl am I going to hit?

JaneyMc · 21-12-2008 6:06pm

Doom: Now which ginger girl am I going to hit?

JaneyMc : What now?

Doom: Now which ginger girl am I going to hit?

JaneyMc: ehhhh......

Do you mean hit on?

Doom : Yes. Wait what did I say?

Nevyn · 21-12-2008 6:10pm

Nerin: Bridal colours, oh Ivory for me....

S&MBarbie, why yes you can stroke my muff, isn't it so soft and warm.

cHaTbOx · 21-12-2008 6:16pm

Thaedydal wrote: »

S&MBarbie, why yes you can stroke my muff, isn't it so soft and warm.

I put my hands in it and it really was:pac:

Shiminay · 21-12-2008 9:47pm

I have added some guidelines to the first post of this page, please read them and stick to them or the ban hammer will come out

grames_bond · 21-12-2008 10:29pm

Last nights amazing quotes as promised!

s&m barbie: Feel it, it's so soft, put your hand in it"
(her explanation: "i was talking about the muff")

SDooM: "i love this muff"

s&m Barbie: I love that muff too.......this happens to me all the time, it happened to me in college"

SDooM: "it's not my fault, you're makin it easy"

Starpants: "U missed it, he had his hand in the muff"

CuLt: "it's gonna be pages and pages of muff"

SDooM (after seein orestes in make up) "I would hit that"

Futurecrook: "OMG SDooM it's bigger than nerins"

s&m barbie: "excuse me, i'm touching my muff"

SDooM: "i'm gonna make a list of things i've powerfisted"

SDooM (talking to me): "Touch yourself for me grames" (i am still very worried about that one)

shellyboo · 11-01-2009 10:53pm

*shelly and Thaed share an injoke through a mere look, Doom looks baffled*

shelly: We've got girl telepathy
Doom: Don't you mean telepashe...

*distinct lack of rimshot*

some time later...

Dord: Did that door just open on its own?
Doom: No, it was clearly telekineshe....

*Doom and Thaed collapse into giggles*

Nevyn · 12-01-2009 12:07am

Whats your favourite transformer ?
The camaro.

Nevyn · 12-01-2009 12:14am

shellyboo wrote: »

*shelly and Thaed share an injoke through a mere look, Doom looks baffled*

shelly: We've got girl telepathy
Doom: Don't you mean telepashe...

*distinct lack of rimshot*

some time later...

Dord: Did that door just open on its own?
Doom: No, it was clearly telekineshe....

*Doom and Thaed collapse into giggles*

shellyboo · 19-01-2009 10:07am

It's only *this big*, how hard could it be?

(I was talking about a harmonica, get your minds out of the gutter...)

girl_friday · 24-01-2009 12:31pm

In the cinema years ago watching As Good As It Gets and as Jack Nicholson is packing his bag for the trip away on the big screen you could see what looked like one of the really big tubs of vaseline... He's going on about not wanting to get hit on by the gay guy and of course, me forgetting where I am, I exclaim to my friend quite loudly

"Well if that's the case surely a smaller tub of vaseline would do!!"

Everyone around me burst out laughing but I was mortified!!

Delirium · 25-01-2009 8:03pm

Something from the pub last night.

Friend: Did you ever read 'men who stare at goats'?
Me:'men who stare at coats'?
Friend:No, goats.
Me: That makes less sense than coats:P
*bemused look from friend*

Friend: Its about the CIA and their torture techniques in places like Guantanamo bay. For example they remove the voicebox so the detainees can't talk.

Me:I didn't really didn't think goats had access to information that was a threat to national security:pac:

Nevyn · 01-02-2009 4:52am

"Do you have any brillo pads in the house ?"

"Mind my boy parts"

"You are such a 'Brody' "

"5 years is far too long"

"Your follow through sucks."

" I am glad you are here, I am relying on you for later, you slapper"

" I nearly popped out on the dance floor "

spinandscribble · 01-02-2009 5:12am

"stop looking at me peeing on your car, its weird"

"i love you, you irish bitch"

Futurecrook · 01-02-2009 9:46pm

Thaedydal wrote: »

" I nearly popped out on the dance floor "

That one was me right? Stupid wardrobe malfunctions. :P

trowelled · 01-02-2009 9:56pm

Doom: "It's never too early to be power fisted"

lolly22 · 01-02-2009 10:13pm

Thaedydal wrote: »

"Do you have any brillo pads in the house ?"

I still have no idea what you were suggesting to use them for :pac:

shellyboo · 01-02-2009 10:19pm

Nerin: 'Ugh, it's all wet, like a real vagina'

Shelly: 'I'm telling Futurecrook you violated my hand vagina'

Nevyn · 01-02-2009 10:22pm

lolly22 wrote: »

I still have no idea what you were suggesting to use them for :pac:

For cleaning up and teaching durty, durrty, durrrty boys and teaching them a lesson.

Futurecrook · 13-02-2009 3:35am

Someone at table: "What do dentures taste like?"

Nerin: "victory!"

feylya · 18-02-2009 4:57pm

"Do the curtains match the carpet?"

"No, I have floor boards"

cherryghost · 21-02-2009 5:04pm

Me: play jizz in my pants, play jizz in my paaaants!!

Ruth Scott: ***k off, I dont have it!!! for the 5th time!!

Galvasean · 28-02-2009 3:18am

grames bond wrote:

There's no C in Doom!!!

:pac:

Will · 28-02-2009 8:01pm

anonymous: 'have you ever stapled someone's hands to a bed post?'
me: 'what gauge needle?'
anonymous: 'Naw, just staples'
me: '...then no, no I havent'

11,000th post, how fitting hahaha

randylonghorn · 28-02-2009 11:25pm

Will wrote: »

anonymous: 'have you ever stapled someone's hands to a bed post?'
me: 'what gauge needle?'
anonymous: 'Naw, just staples'
me: '...then no, no I havent'

Wow, takes "notches on your bedpost" to a whole new level!

Quotes from nights out

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