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Quotes from nights out

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    #62
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Oh you bastards


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    #63
    Kya1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭Kya1976


    Ok so myself and emo was going to the toilets last night at the halloween beers. When we got in there I told emo that I'll just take my injection and this older woman standing in the jacks went 'to much information' ha didn't realise that shooting up would be the first thing that came to peoples mind.......


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    #64
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    So so so many fun quotes from last night, will start posting as soon as I finish my coffee.

    I shall leave you with a few

    orestes to me " I luuve you"
    orestes to me " Oh no, no, no, no you didn't, why?!!!"
    orestes to me " What on earth did I ever do to you to deserve that?"


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    #65
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Nerin to me:
    Don't fluff me up


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    #66
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Nerin to me: I'm gonna spank you!


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    #67
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,805 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    DSC00105.jpg

    Nerin after I took this pic; Could you photoshop a cock in there?


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    #68
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    So easily done :pac:


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    #69
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    giggles

    moar pics!


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    #70
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,805 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    I took like 5 pictures... lol, I'm very lazy with the camera. I'll put them in the beers discussion thread


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    #71
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users Posts: 26,558 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    damnit why did i lend my macbook with photoshop on it to my brother today :(


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    #72
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Whats the username of the girly in the pic there with nerin? Her hair thing as pretty cool.


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    #73
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,805 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    SDooM wrote: »
    Whats the username of the girly in the pic there with nerin? Her hair thing as pretty cool.

    That was my mate, Shellyboo. We ended up as bride and groom, that's why I wore the suit


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    #74
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    " Thats no hat, thats a tea cosy"


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    #75
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    orestes- stop looking at my nipples!!!!

    chatboxs friend- wanna know why yore getting laid tonight? why? BECAUSE IM STRONGER THAN YOU!!!!


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    #76
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Far too many people professing the love of footlongs....


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    #77
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,805 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Last night in abrakebeabra a guy tried to steal my kebab, conversation as follows


    Onkle: Get the feck out of it
    Scummer: The state o yore bleedin face, I'll smash it for ye
    Onkle: Yore ma seems to like it
    Scummer My ma's bleedin dead
    Onkle: Yea I fuc%ed her to death, sorry about that

    After that the scummer walked off


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    #78
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Nerin wrote: »
    orestes- stop looking at my nipples!!!!

    chatboxs friend- wanna know why yore getting laid tonight? why? BECAUSE IM STRONGER THAN YOU!!!!

    People's fascination with my nipples was unsettling to say the least

    Another one from chatboxs friend- I've got a knife. Get your coat, we're leaving.


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    #79
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    orestes wrote: »
    Another one from chatboxs friend- I've got a knife. Get your coat, we're leaving.
    swooooooon


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    #80
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Nerin wrote: »
    chatboxs friend- wanna know why yore getting laid tonight? why? BECAUSE IM STRONGER THAN YOU!!!!
    orestes wrote: »
    Another one from chatboxs friend- I've got a knife. Get your coat, we're leaving.
    Hehe yeah she seems normal to a point :D
    Onkle wrote: »
    Last night in abrakebeabra a guy tried to steal my kebab, conversation as follows


    Onkle: Get the feck out of it
    Scummer: The state o yore bleedin face, I'll smash it for ye
    Onkle: Yore ma seems to like it
    Scummer My ma's bleedin dead
    Onkle: Yea I fuc%ed her to death, sorry about that

    After that the scummer walked off
    LMFAO that is like something I would say


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    #81
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Nerin wrote: »
    swooooooon

    And people say romance is dead :D


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    #82
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Quotes Project on the Biki has been updated :D


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    #83
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Me: " oh yeah and what's that you drink again... oh I remember... Jim Beam
    Nerin: *shocked into silence*.
    Me: *Cackle*


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    #84
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Me: " oh yeah and what's that you drink again... oh I remember... Jim Beam
    Nerin: *shocked into silence*.
    Me: *Cackle*

    :( mean quote is mean :P


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    #85
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users Posts: 26,558 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    Person will shall remain nameless:

    "your new name reminds me of a pearl necklace".


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    #86
    omb0wyn5ehpij9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    Creamy Goodness wrote: »
    Person will shall remain nameless:

    "your new name reminds me of a pearl necklace".

    I remember that.....very very funny stuff! :p


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    #87
    Moonspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭Moonspell


    It was said to Trowelled and I, about her costume

    - "When I walked in I thought you were Spock!"


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    #88
    trowelled
    Registered Users Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭trowelled


    Moonspell wrote: »
    It was said to Trowelled and I, about her costume

    - "When I walked in I thought you were Spock!"


    That was funny and mainly cos he felt so ashamed for it :D


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    #89
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    trowelled wrote: »
    That was funny and mainly cos he felt so ashamed for it :D
    me;
    "OMG,youre trowelled? I thought you were a dude-hushed voice-obviously i was wrong..." lol


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    #90
    Bubs101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,478 ✭✭✭Bubs101


    One of my friends discussing just how phenomenally hot this french bird we were with was.

    "She's Premiership, I'm strictly Scottish fourth division"


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    #91
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I'm gonna land myself in it before oreo does, "holy sh!t, more brits!"


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