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What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

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    #122
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users Posts: 10,989 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Maximilian wrote: »
    Wut? I meant Snyper, the infamous rapist, not nicknames per se.

    Thankfully Chopper only has connections with an infamous violent criminal, but not a rapist!


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    #123
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    WOR CHOPPER,.....G' DAY MATE :D


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    #124
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "Let's get this out of the way first, how much?"


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    #125
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=cuCw5k-Lph0

    It's from this Iva, about 2:30


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    #126
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Hubert c*****dale ,what a cool name :D


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    #127
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    tribulus wrote: »
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=cuCw5k-Lph0

    It's from this Iva, about 2:30

    My sense of humour leans towards the dark side sometimes - but thats just fuucked up! :pac:


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    #128
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users Posts: 10,989 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    You could tell the Aristocrats joke.

    Guaranteed mood killer.


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    #129
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    "wanna see my cellar?"


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    #130
    Ruaidhri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    "the lady will pay"


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    #131
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    "Before we go on, is that thing like a clowns pocket or wha?"

    "Is your mother/sister hot?"

    "What does my finger smell like to you?"

    "Can I wear a big nappy and bonnet before we sex up?"


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    #132
    UrbanFox
    Registered Users Posts: 472 ✭✭UrbanFox


    You remind me of an ex of mine...... Hello..... come back.........


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    #133
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 24,024 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Ronny Mitchell wrote: »
    Would you take it off and put it back on again? That's be rather difficult.


    With the coming (excuse the pun) economic crisis, it's a technique that will become first nature to a lot of people, like tampons on the washing line.:p


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    #134
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "Maybe later, you might like to shave my back?"


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    #135
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Maximilian wrote: »
    THE worst thing you could say.:

    "...but my friends just call me Snyper."

    Fact.

    yore ma. :pac:


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    #136
    Sleepsatnight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭Sleepsatnight


    OMG haha

    The worst line used on me was "I like it when a girl sticks her finger up my ass"

    I won't say what happened but I will say I was asked to leave the pub.....


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    #137
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Ruaidhri wrote: »
    "the lady will pay"

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    #138
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Just so we know were we stand honey ,i aint sleeping on no sofa .....

    * sniff* :D


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    #139
    stevecrow74
    Registered Users Posts: 570 ✭✭✭stevecrow74


    here's a few that get's used alot by sea anglers..

    'i cant stay long, i have to make sure my crabs and worms are ok'

    'remind me later to check on my crabs'

    'there not just crabs, there peelers'

    'are you any good with a pitch fork?'

    'if i show you my worm can i see your baitbox'


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    #140
    LadyE
    Registered Users Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
    Ah now!! I dont think it should be the guys duty to pay!


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    #141
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    LadyE wrote: »
    Ah now!! I dont think it should be the guys duty to pay!

    If he asked me on a date i expect him to pay!!!! Sorry... if we go for drinks i would offer to pay... and he has to object(if he doesn't object then out the door)! Just my rules...


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    #142
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    LadyE wrote: »
    Ah now!! I dont think it should be the guys duty to pay!

    i never did when i dated :D

    as in i paid ;)
    MIN2511 wrote: »
    If he asked me on a date i expect him to pay!!!! Sorry... if we go for drinks i would offer to pay... and he has to object(if he doesn't object then out the door)! Just my rules...

    No probs ,so that's that sorted ;):p


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    #143
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users Posts: 10,989 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    If he asked me on a date i expect him to pay!!!! Sorry... if we go for drinks i would offer to pay... and he has to object(if he doesn't object then out the door)! Just my rules...

    What???

    Equality when it fúcking suits them!

    :pac: - - - :eek:


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    #144
    chalad07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭chalad07


    If you touch the girl at the start of the date during the introductions, let her catch you smelling your own hand; the one that you touched her with,

    It's never happened me you understand.......


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    #145
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    If he asked me on a date i expect him to pay!!!! Sorry... if we go for drinks i would offer to pay... and he has to object(if he doesn't object then out the door)! Just my rules...

    Thats pretty scabby to be honest. My only question is how often do you ask the fella out?


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    #146
    LadyE
    Registered Users Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    Never ask a fella out!

    I feel uncomfortable when men try and buy me stuff without me getting it back..I dnt know why!

    OK, once in a while he can :D but i like to buy drinks back!..not in an obvious match for match but 'my round, your round kinda thing'


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    #147
    MJOR
    Registered Users Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    nice tits (i kid you not):eek:


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    #148
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users Posts: 10,989 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    MJOR wrote: »
    nice tits (i kid you not):eek:

    At least it was a compliment.

    Could've said "horrible tits".


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    #149
    Tha Gopher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Mirror wrote: »
    You smell just like my sister.


    Better left for when you actually have her in the sack.

    Brilliant :pac: The look on the face if you whispered that in her ear.


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    #150
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    MJOR wrote: »
    nice tits (i kid you not):eek:

    You get away with that in Cork .

    Any other city * Slap in face * but she'll be chuffed to :)


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    #151
    LadyE
    Registered Users Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    Dont think its appropriate date talk tho??

    Maybe by some randomer yes..but a date your meant to be trying to impress!


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