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What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

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    #32
    IvaBigWun
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    Mirror wrote: »
    How wonderfully abnormal. Great work that guy.

    Heard this guy too. Stopped laughing after awhile though as he is genuinely scary crazy as opposed to haha crazy.


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    #33
    PeadarofAodh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 704 ✭✭✭PeadarofAodh


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Heard this guy too. Stopped laughing after awhile though as he is genuinely scary crazy as opposed to haha crazy.

    But scary crazy is the funniest type of haha crazy...once you're just watching from the sidelines!


    "Jaysus you're pretty hard work. Got back from Africa there a couple of weeks back - it was f*ckin easy to get the ride over there!"


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    #34
    Furkin_Bastage
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    I like your dress...........can I borrow it?


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    #35
    javaboy
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    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    "Oooh your top is lovely, looks great with those shoes and that necklace just sets the whole outfit right off! Where do you shop?"

    Actually I'd say that would be a great one. A lot of wimmins I've seen have their heads in the sand when I guy is quite clearly of the ghey persuasion.

    If a guy is into shopping, clothes, hair etc. they will try to convince themselves that they've just found the one straight guy who actually has fashion sense. I went to school with a guy who made Liberace look straight. He predictably got on well with all the girls and they went shopping and so on. Anyway he eventually comes out and admits what everyone already knew and the girls try and convince everybody it was all a joke and he wasn't gay. Hilarious.


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    #36
    Larianne
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    "So, Larianne, tell me a story...."

    Worst date in my life! Ran to the niteline, RAN!


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    #37
    Keano
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    Larianne wrote: »
    "So, Larianne, tell me a story...."

    Worst date in my life! Ran to the niteline, RAN!
    Please tell me you are kidding??


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    #38
    AnonoBoy
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    Larianne wrote: »
    "So, Larianne, tell me a story...."

    Worst date in my life! Ran to the niteline, RAN!

    But.... but.....

    I waited by the phone for weeks. :(


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    #39
    ejmaztec
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    Have you got any cream in your bag for genital scabs, cos I've run out........


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    #40
    chopperbyrne
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    Larianne wrote: »
    "So, Larianne, tell me a story...."

    Worst date in my life! Ran to the niteline, RAN!

    Maybe you shouldn't have went out with Bosco so!


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    #41
    Degsy
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    You dont sweat much for a fat girl.


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    #42
    javaboy
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    Degsy wrote: »
    You dont sweat much for a fat girl.

    Wrong thread Degsy. Compliments belong in the similarly titled best things you can say on a first date thread.


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    #43
    AnonoBoy
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    "Hi I'm Dave McSavage!"

    (That one's for you Degsy!)


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    #44
    stevoman
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    do you want to go halves on a bastard?

    * it didnt work too well for me*


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    #45
    de5p0i1er
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    efla wrote: »
    Before we proceed I am obligated to inform you that I am a registered sex offender

    Thats gotta win. :D:D:D:D


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    Mimikyu
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    #47
    joejoem
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    Going to the bathroom, back in about fifteen minutes.


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    Mimikyu
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    #49
    dee8839
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    Got this one while on a first date with a guy 9 years older...

    Him: I really like kids.
    Me: Um, yeah, they're great. As long as you can give them back to their owner at the end of the day.
    Him: I'd love to have kids some day.
    Me: Yeah, I think I would too...
    Him: I'm thinking of maybe next year or the year after.
    Me: Awkward silence (I'm 20...)

    Is that guy who left the voice mail about the 3pm deadline for real or is that a pre-rehearsed p*ss take? Seriously, I can't decide!


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    #50
    chickenhawk
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    Sorry that was my dealer on the phone. I'll be back in a minute, just going to pick up a score.


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    #51
    beautiation
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    I like your hair, can I have some?


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    #52
    IvaBigWun
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    "Hi Im Tom Cruise and I want YOU to come with me on my life journey"


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    #53
    Pride Fighter
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    Suk on this.


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    #54
    Larianne
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    Keano A Legend wrote: »
    Please tell me you are kidding??

    Nope! Was awful. he walked me to the nitelink, once he was out of sight I hopped off and went into Q bar and met up with a mate.

    So horrible. And it was me making all the effort. I just stopped trying. That's when he said that shocker!

    Think I would have more convo with Bosco!


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    #55
    Sean Quagmire
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    i desperatly want to make love to a school boy


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    #56
    javaboy
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    Any quoting from Borat, Ace Ventura, any Will Ferrell fillums, Little Britain, Catherine Tate etc. would generally be a no no in my book.

    Wimmin: So d'ya want to go back to my place for a nightcap i.e. sex.
    Stupid man: Alrighty then. (along with accompanying facial contortions)
    Wimmin: On second thoughts, no sex for you.


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    #57
    beautiation
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    Every time conersation flags, take out a folder filled with sheets printed off bebo to kick it off again: "Sooo...Top Gun, really?" "How many of your 164 friends have you shagged?"


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    #58
    javaboy
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    beautiation wrote: »
    Every time conersation flags, take out a folder filled with sheets printed off bebo to kick it off again: "Sooo...Top Gun, really?" "How many of your 164 friends have you shagged?"

    Leave an A4 photo of Madeleine McCann* tucked in among the pages somewhere and accidentally let her see a bit of it every now and again.



    *or Joey "Fritzl" Fritzl or whoever's topical at the time


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    #59
    MissHoneyBun
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    I had a guy ask me if I fancied "mating" with him. I told him I didnt have sex with animals.


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    #60
    IvaBigWun
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    beautiation wrote: »
    Every time conersation flags, take out a folder filled with sheets printed off bebo to kick it off again: "Sooo...Top Gun, really?" "How many of your 164 friends have you shagged?"

    :pac:


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    #61
    IvaBigWun
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    "I have to be back home by midnight. Otherwise my ankle bracelet registers a curfew violation"


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