What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

MJOR

chopperbyrne wrote: »

At least it was a compliment.

Could've said "horrible tits".

Very true I guess.... Although Its get s a bit boring lol

MJOR

latchyco wrote: »

You get away with that in Cork .

Any other city * Slap in face * but she'll be chuffed to

Lol I've heard it a few times so maybe it is a cork thing..... In all fairness though! I always thought my eyes were my best feature

MJOR

IvaBigWun wrote: »

"Betcha I can fart louder than you. Ready?"

There'd be no contest there iveabigwun

kwestfan08

I heard whales use blubber to keep themselves warm

Is it working??

MIN2511

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Would you pay for dinner on the second date? Or has anyone ever asked you out on a second date?

If he pays for dinner i would pay for drinks! Dude... common...

And yes i have been on second dates!

MJOR

kwestfan08 wrote: »

I heard whales use blubber to keep themselves warm

Is it working??

Oh my god that'd be sooooooooooo mean

Riesen_Meal

Hows yer gash for a lash?

Surprised why I always got a slap for that one?

IvaBigWun

MJOR wrote: »

There'd be no contest there iveabigwun

Im afraid to ask ...

MJOR

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Im afraid to ask ...

lol they don't call me clapper cheeks for nothing

ntlbell

MJOR wrote: »

lol they don't call me clapper cheeks for nothing

There we have a winner, never ever say that on a first date..

IvaBigWun

MJOR wrote: »

lol they don't call me clapper cheeks for nothing

Classiest AH post ever :P

Stay in Cork!


(although we'll probably hear you in Dub)

MJOR

ntlbell wrote: »

There we have a winner, never ever say that on a first date..

lol! I was kidding its a family joke! lololol:D I do list farting as my hobby though!

MJOR

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Classiest AH post ever :P

Stay in Cork!


(although we'll probably hear you in Dub)

LOL:D
It's the number one hobby in Cork! Everyone knows girls don't fart... incidentally it was a guy in work i named clapper cheeks! he used to lift his left cheek off his chair and off he went

ntlbell

MJOR wrote: »

lol! I was kidding its a family joke! lololol:D I do list farting as my hobby though!

a family joke! riight, sunday afternoon after the brussel sprouts must be great in your house

MJOR

ntlbell wrote: »

a family joke! riight, sunday afternoon after the brussel sprouts must be great in your house

Well " go out the back and shake yourself" was a common phrase as was "if only we had a champagne cork "

IvaBigWun

MJOR wrote: »

Well " go out the back and shake yourself" was a common phrase as was "if only we had a champagne cork "

:rolleyes:


k.

In other news ...

"Hi, My name is Mary Harney and I want you to ride me sideways"

Duggy747

Staring soullessly into her eyes
"Ever wonder what makes your skin stay on????"

Pointing to another girl
"Phwoar, check out the ass on that roide!!! I'd shag her until her pelvis turned to dust!!"

"Can I take a picture of your feet?"

After the meal at a resturaunt
"On the count of 3, grab your jacket and leg it for the exit."

ntlbell

MJOR wrote: »

Well " go out the back and shake yourself" was a common phrase as was "if only we had a champagne cork "

"do farts come in lumps?...."

MJOR

ntlbell wrote: »

"do farts come in lumps?...."

not sure but I think if they are lumpy and warm one may be in trouble.

MJOR

right with all the fart talk i forgot this one......
~First date

Me: should we order wine?
him:not just yet I'd like to wait until they bring the food
me:i'm just going to the ladies, excuse me for a min


when i come back there is champagne on the table in a bucket of ice


Watress comes down to open it and says.. What are ye celebrating?

Him: The rest of our lives.....
I was soooo embarassed:o:o:o

Do I win???????

chopperbyrne

MJOR wrote: »

right with all the fart talk i forgot this one......
~First date

Me: should we order wine?
him:not just yet I'd like to wait until they bring the food
me:i'm just going to the ladies, excuse me for a min


when i come back there is champagne on the table in a bucket of ice


Watress comes down to open it and says.. What are ye celebrating?

Him: The rest of our lives.....
I was soooo embarassed:o:o:o

Do I win???????

That is cringeworthy.

MJOR

chopperbyrne wrote: »

That is cringeworthy.

Needless to say date two never materialised! I was traumatised.

ntlbell

MJOR wrote: »

right with all the fart talk i forgot this one......
~First date

Me: should we order wine?
him:not just yet I'd like to wait until they bring the food
me:i'm just going to the ladies, excuse me for a min


when i come back there is champagne on the table in a bucket of ice


Watress comes down to open it and says.. What are ye celebrating?

Him: The rest of our lives.....
I was soooo embarassed:o:o:o

Do I win???????

Watress comes down to open it and says.. What are ye celebrating?

Him: Me finally spending my communion money..

MJOR

ntlbell wrote: »

Watress comes down to open it and says.. What are ye celebrating?

Him: Me finally spending my communion money..

I was thinking that alright when he didn't wanna order wine!

IvaBigWun

"So, what's your least favorite minority?"

IvaBigWun

"What do you mean you're not a transsexual? Look at your hands!"

IvaBigWun

"Have you read my blog?"

Quazzie

"My doctor reckons I'm paranoid. He hasn't said it but I know he's thinking it".

"statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape".

"Non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sister's twat, it tastes the same but it just ain't right."

"Is it really warm in here or are you just a sweaty fat bitch"

"I think stalkers always make the best lovers"

"pull my finger"

"I seem to be having some problems with match.com....apparently in my profile where it says "what do you want in your partner" my cock isn't the right response"

IvaBigWun

"I masturbated throughout the entire ESB blackout last year. Non-stop. You?"

BubbleWrap85

"Jezus you don't sweat much for a fat wan"