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What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

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    #152
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    do you enjoy a good roasting??


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    #153
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    thelastangryman wrote: »
    Thats pretty scabby to be honest. My only question is how often do you ask the fella out?


    Not scabby at all... just my way :)
    I would not ask to half the dinner at all... if he expects that after picking the restaurant etc the bye bye!
    Only asked one fella out before and he has a gf so no date!


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    #154
    LadyE
    Registered Users Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    Not scabby at all... just my way :)
    I would not ask to half the dinner at all... if he expects that after picking the restaurant etc the bye bye!
    Only asked one fella out before and he has a gf so no date!

    Dinner is different..you wouldnt whip out the calculator or anything, but Id buy drinks afterwards or something.


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    #155
    LadyE
    Registered Users Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    Its not scabby tho...as I said dinner is different.

    Id never go for dinner on a first date tbh..too stuffy?!


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    #156
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    smell my finger


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    #157
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Do you have to bring yore ma with us ? :p


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    #158
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    Not scabby at all... just my way :)
    I would not ask to half the dinner at all... if he expects that after picking the restaurant etc the bye bye!
    Only asked one fella out before and he has a gf so no date!

    Actually I can see your logic. If your expecting to go to eddy rockets and he takes you to some french restaurant where chips cost a hundred euro then let him pay. Feck it, money is meant to be spent and women are meant to moan :D.


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    #159
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    "i just bought a new state-of-the-art penis pump"


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    #160
    COH
    Registered Users Posts: 7,119 ✭✭✭COH


    "you got a purdy mouth"

    Or

    "I brought my own snooker ball"


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    #161
    KatiexKOUTURE--
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    *fiddles with trouser button*

    I've been asking the opinion of this of everyone....

    Is this a pimple or a boil?


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    #162
    Joe Cool
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    It's not small...it's just far away.


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    #163
    kwestfan08
    Registered Users Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    I heard of something called a cleveland steamer today

    Is that something that might interest you


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    #164
    Conchubhair
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭Conchubhair


    you get really close and whisper "I have Herpes....."

    or you ask "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


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    #165
    Acid_Violet
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    My biological clock is ticking.


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    #166
    IvaBigWun
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    "Nice to meet you, can I see your bank statement, please"


    (girls should be honest and get this out of the way early :p)


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    #167
    IvaBigWun
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    "Please sign here...and here...and initial here...and sign here. Great, now put on this gimp suit and sing Galway Girl"


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    #168
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "This is my wife's favorite restaurant too"


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    #169
    AnonoBoy
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    MIN2511 wrote: »
    Not scabby at all... just my way :)
    I would not ask to half the dinner at all... if he expects that after picking the restaurant etc the bye bye!
    Only asked one fella out before and he has a gf so no date!

    Would you pay for dinner on the second date? Or has anyone ever asked you out on a second date?


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    #170
    hussey
    Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    You have the sexiest ankles I've seen since I got back from Saudi.

    Are you legal?

    So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

    I've had a few, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

    You look just like my mother.

    Don't tell anyone but there is a nice Nigerian man who will give me $40million if I let him rest money into my account


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    #171
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users Posts: 10,989 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    "Do you want to know how I know I'm going to have sex with you tonight?"

    "Because I'm stronger than you!"

    Thankfully, I don't believe in hell!


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    #172
    easyontheeye
    Registered Users Posts: 742 ✭✭✭easyontheeye


    guy: yeah so i work at XXX for a living

    girl: oh yeah that must pay well, so how much money do you make?


    seriously this happened to me :eek:


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    #173
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    First words out of your mouth:

    "It puts the lotion on its skin"

    Lol just watching that last night, that bit craics me up..


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    #174
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "Hi, Im Brian Cowen. Wanna go of my lips?"


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    #175
    Toto Wolfcastle
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    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    "Hi, Im Brian Cowen. Wanna go of my lips?"

    Ew, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth!


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    #176
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    a little bit of what ?


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    #177
    ejmaztec
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    Hi, I'm Hannibal Bundy-Dahmer, are you hungry? I know I am.


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    #178
    [Deleted User]
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    MIN2511 wrote: »
    If he asked me on a date i expect him to pay!!!! Sorry... if we go for drinks i would offer to pay... and he has to object(if he doesn't object then out the door)! Just my rules...

    Good lord no!

    I'd much rather pay my own way.


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    #179
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    janeybabe wrote: »
    Ew, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth!

    :)

    you're welcome.


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    #180
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Female to Male:

    "Who cares about the health service - did you see the state of Cameron Diaz in Heat magazine this week?!"


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    #181
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "Betcha I can fart louder than you. Ready?"


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