Most annoying voice on radio

chewie283

98fm sports guy in the morning, Johnny Lyons, I think....

john concannon

Dave Fanning,Eamonn ''Dutch Gold'' Dunphy,Deirdre O'Kane who makes my ears cry and last but not least Jim-Jim ''I have frequent constipation'' Nugent.

Well somebody has to stand up for Moooooooooiiiiiiichael Mcccmullllen:D

FlutterinBantam

Dudess wrote: »

Since people are including regional radio personalities, anyone listen to Cork's 96FM news at 5.45 on weekdays? (I swear I don't listen to it for anything else! Worst. Station. Ever.)The male anchor has the most disinterested, jaded, bored sounding voice I've ever heard. It really communicates "I don't give a fukk what I'm doing". And it's really low and soft as opposed to authoritative, which is what a newsreader's voice should be. And he mumbles, mutters, trails off. It's appalling.
There are two female anchors on rotation. One is fine - I've heard people slag her for being "too posh". She's fuppin' English for god's sake! But the other one... Oh good Christ! The most snooty, contrived, stuck-up accent - she is the Emma McNamara of Cork! And she puts on a kind of sneering tone that makes her sound so up herself. Why do people bother putting on accents? Are they that insecure?

Oh just thought of the worst: Noel Fogarty on INN, which is the generic news feed that local stations use at night (so you hear it on a number of stations simultaneously). Oh Jesus H Christ. The posh accent, the laughable way he pronounces his name (a name that, in fairness, doesn't exactly lend itself to poshness), the way he injects melodrama into his reading, the pauses, the stop-starts - my ears bleed when he's on...

I'd bone Emma,don't care what she looks like.Never saw her.have the image of a short haired hockey girl.
That accent makes me hard.

The Real B-man

Anyone on Spin 103.8 all D4 Heads :rolleyes:

tbh

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I'd bone Emma,don't care what she looks like.Never saw her.have the image of a short haired hockey girl.
That accent makes me hard.

She's behind this link.

Dare you click it?

Fanny Wank

I hate all the people who do voice overs for ads who put on really bad american accents. Too many to mention really, clearwire braad-band adds are especially painful.

Don't know if they have radio adds but the bag of shit who does the voice over on the TV add for yourlocal makes me want to kick the TV every time it comes on. Possibly the worst put on voice I've ever heard.

Btw if ad men want american accents why don't they just hire americans?

*hopes to god the people he just slagged aren't actually from america *

landydef

them two plonkers on 2fm in the morning colm & jim-jim wreck my head!:mad:

on the other hand joe duffy is king, joe tells it like it is!:)

chuci

Dudess wrote: »

The American fella who does Cork Talks Back has been gone from that show for five years! Unless you're talking about the current guy who has a Cork accent with an American twang? (Maybe he lived in the States for while, then again maybe he just puts on a hint of an American accent - not uncommon)..

yes that man god he makes my ears bleed

el diablo

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I'd bone Emma,don't care what she looks like.Never saw her.have the image of a short haired hockey girl.
That accent makes me hard.

doubt she'd be interested in someone like you.

born2bwild

ray houghton's voice is the worst

Pub07

Rick O' Shea, what a twat.

born2bwild

Oh yes, you're right! He's worse - sorry ray

Sherifu

Has to be the plank Kenny.

aligator_am

WindSock wrote: »

I don't often listen to today fm, but there's some guy on in the morning with ray d'arcy with a high pitched voice trying to be funny. I'd love to kick him in the ghoulies.

I know the one you mean, would love to stab him in the face with a hammer (it is possible lol)

longshanks

that bird who does the voice over on the bulmers light ads.
i. want. her. to. die.

EJLL

Rick O'Shea. His voice sounds like diarrhoea splattering on the bottom of a toilet bowl. If you say “putha, putha, putha, putha, putha, putha, putha” really fast you get a sound similar to Rick O’Shea talking on the radio. Wrecks my head!

2-ShortDa5foot5

That pretentious w*nker who does the last word on Today FM. Matt Cooper I think it is? Kinda has a sarcastic smarta*s tone, I HATE him. :mad:

2-ShortDa5foot5

Lux23 wrote: »

I hate your man who was in Bacherlor's Walk voice, he does every second advert and he drives me up the wall. Where exactly does an accent like that come from??

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD....

Just saw this post. I HATE him. And he has an "I think I'm really funny" tone??

Die!
:mad:

razorblunt

Rick O'Shea, christ!

WhY. DoeS. He. TalK. LikE. ThiS?!

Accentuates the last letter of each word and stops in between words. Very William Shatnery.

Has a tendancy to mumble through emails and texts as well.

Dennis the Stone

I hate your man who was in Bacherlor's Walk voice, he does every second advert and he drives me up the wall. Where exactly does an accent like that come from??

Don Wycherley? The bastard is a queue jumper too. I was in Dunnes in the city centre queuing behind about 7 people and he just saunters in up near the tills and takes his place ahead of everyone else. He was buying a large French Stick. You could tell that people were fantasising about inserting said stick up his bum-bum. He even dresses like a knob, with his old Paddy-Irish man hat and dirty cords.

Ha ha look at this

http://www.donwycherley.com/

Cormic

dancor wrote: »

Harvey Norman :mad:

+1

Also the Oul Mr Brennan ads bug the sh1t out of me.

2-ShortDa5foot5

Anybody in Cork HATE Red FM?

IN particular, those two PR1CKS on in the morning, KC & Lenny! :mad:

They have about as much chemistry as Pat Kenny does with his guests, and they are NOT funny!

Speaking of Rick O' Shea, KC sounds like he's doing his best to sound like him, da bulbous eyed d1ck!

Also, speaking of radio ads, does anyone HATE the seemingly quick, breezy and to the point ads for banks, which are over in 30 seconds, only to be followed by another 30 seconds of "Allied Irish Banks is regulated by the financial regulator... etc etc... lending criteria... terms & conditions" muddling up your brain?!?!

togster

2-ShortDa5foot5 wrote: »

Anybody in Cork HATE Red FM?

IN particular, those two PR1CKS on in the morning, KC & Lenny! :mad:

They have about as much chemistry as Pat Kenny does with his guests, and they are NOT funny!

Speaking of Rick O' Shea, KC sounds like he's doing his best to be like him, da bulbous eyed d1ck!

Pot and kettle and all that jazz

2-ShortDa5foot5

togster wrote: »

Pot and kettle and all that jazz

Scuse me?

tbh

I think he was trying to say you're a bit annoying, for much of the reasons you've outlined above.

2-ShortDa5foot5

togster wrote: »

Pot and kettle and all that jazz

tbh wrote: »

I think he was trying to say you're a bit annoying, for much of the reasons you've outlined above.

You're a nice bunch! Was just trying to contribute to the thread.

Karoma

ShortDa5foot5: Tone it down.
The rest of you: tone it down & back off.

Mister Fister

Anybody notice that Moooooooooiiiiiiichael Mcccmullllen has been replaced (well sometimes anyhow) with some mincer who actually copies the way Moooooooooiiiiiiichael Mcccmullllen says his name? I cant remember the girls name but Jaysus hes twice as bad as Moooooooooiiiiiiichael Mcccmullllen but also screams that he takes it up the chuff!!!!

_feedback_

Mister Fister wrote: »

Anybody notice that Moooooooooiiiiiiichael Mcccmullllen has been replaced (well sometimes anyhow) with some mincer who actually copies the way Moooooooooiiiiiiichael Mcccmullllen says his name? I cant remember the girls name but Jaysus hes twice as bad as Moooooooooiiiiiiichael Mcccmullllen but also screams that he takes it up the chuff!!!!

Whah ? !

FlutterinBantam

el diablo wrote: »

doubt she'd be interested in someone like you.

'Scuse me!! Do I know you?