Comedians that suck

Kold

Sarah Silverman. You're not funny. You're sort of a bit hot. This is let down by you trying to be funny. You're not bloody funny. Die.

Zapp Brannigan

Lewis Black. You don't like Bush, we get it. Move on.

Chinafoot

Lee Evans.

Stupid, sweaty, manic fúcker needs a tranquiliser.

SoupyNorman

Ed Byrne, Ed Byrne and Ed Byrne.

bravestarr082

bravestarr082 wrote: »

Ed Byrne, Ed Byrne and Ed Byrne.

Couldn't have said it better myself. He's rubbish.

Chinafoot

Oooh almost forgot Dara O'Briain and Phil Jupitus.

Not funny in the slightest.

o1s1n

bravestarr082 wrote: »

Ed Byrne, Ed Byrne and Ed Byrne.

+1 to infinity and beyond. I absolutely despise that guy.

zAbbo

Billy Connolly.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

any woman.

JohnnyStones

Brendan "How's your Wibbly Wobbly Wonder "0'Carroll

JohnnyStones

Mordeth wrote: »

any woman.

Yes women are just not funny:(

o1s1n

Mordeth wrote: »

any woman.

And any man who dresses like one.

star-pants

Mordeth wrote: »

any woman.

ah now.... tbh I'm generally of the opinion... most women aren't that funny

but I like Victoria Wood... and Pauline McGlynn as Mrs Doyle

mickrourke

Deirdre O'Kane

Kold

Any woman vs Ed Byrne would be a hard match...



GOD I HATE THAT SILVERMAN BITCH.

Tobias Greeshman

zabbo wrote: »

Billy Connolly.

What the hell, Billy is one of the best comics ever!!

Zapp Brannigan

Chinafoot wrote: »

Phil Jupitus.

Nice one, forgot all about him!

Sinfonia

Women seem to be able to be funny actresses, but never stand-ups

Arathorn

Tommy Tiernan.. Totally over rated

Fuzzy_Dunlop

Maeve Higgins and Jo Brand

Maeve higgins
OMFG!!!

Feral Mutant

Al Murray. I did like Time Gentleman Please but his stand-up bugs the crap out of me.

Chinafoot wrote: »

Lee Evans.

Stupid, sweaty, manic fúcker needs a tranquiliser.

Could not agree more

Chinafoot

Last one....Dave McSavage.

stepbar

Jimmy Carr

and good ould Dave McSavage. Fcukin w**ker :mad:

Arathorn

stepbar wrote: »

Jimmy Carr

and good ould Dave McSavage. Fcukin w**ker :mad:

Ya McSavage is the worst of the worst, a paragraph from wikipedia

David is generally disliked by the Irish public. Those who have seen him perform (either in public or one of his inexplicable television appearances) and those who have had the misfortune to meet him in person, have often described him as a deeply unpleasant character. It has been said that, in both public and private, he uses bullying tactics and a hugely misinformed definition of humour to disguise the fact that he is a profoundly insecure individual who suffers from a complete lack of social skills.

who says wikipedia isn't accurate lol

MayMay

Ed Byrne, Lee Evans.

And I used to really like Jack Dee but don't rate him anymore. Some comedians need to realise that they've had their day and aren't wanted anymore.

Jesus Wept

JohnnyStones wrote: »

Brendan "How's your Wibbly Wobbly Wonder "0'Carroll

+1billion.

Is it permissible to call him a cúnt? Hope so, cause he is.

star-pants wrote: »

ah now.... tbh I'm generally of the opinion... most women aren't that funny

but I like Victoria Wood... and Pauline McGlynn as Mrs Doyle

I like Pauline McGlynn as Mrs Doyle too, but it's not stand up....


Why aren't there funny women stand ups?

Jesus Wept

Harry Hill, not remotely funny. I don't get it, be funny.

DublinWriter

mickrourke wrote: »

Deirdre O'Kane

+ googolplex

Also Ardal O'Hanlon and Dave McSavage.

McSavage's father is Fianna Fáil politician David Andrews, and his brother is Fianna Fáil politician Barry Andrews. I've often said Dave should have given up comedy and formed a musical group with his family. He could play guitar while his dad could go on the fiddle.

Teg Veece

Dara O'Briain? The guy is hilarious. Definitely Ireland's most talented comedian.

I agree with Tommy Tiernan. Shouting does not make you funnier.

Clare Bear

I kind of feel sorry for Ed Byrne, he knows everyone hates him but he suffers on. Give up Ed!

I can't stand Brendan O'Carroll and Harry Hill. Unfunny muppets.

Sabre0001

Most female comedians (I do like Nina Conti but after seeing YouTube clips of her, I see that she doesn't change her act )

Ed Byrne - Fine on The Panel at times but any stand-up gig has been awful!

And definately agree with Brendan O'Carroll / (Mrs. Brown) - Amazing how cross-dressing would be a sin but yet old people like him/her/it.........

prospect

I can't beleive Tommy Tiernan, Dara O'Briain & Billy Connelly are mentioned... These guys are all brilliant comedians.

However:
Ed Byrne, Brendan O'Carroll, Andrew Maxwell, Lee Evans, The fat baldy english landlord bloke, Des Bishop and Patrick Kielty are all terrible terrible comedians.

enda1

The tides are turning against Tommy but I still think he's damn funny!

Fully agree with the general consensus of Ed Byrne and women in general not being funny.

My addition -> Ruben

Arathorn

Arathorn wrote: »

Ya McSavage is the worst of the worst, a paragraph from wikipedia



who says wikipedia isn't accurate lol

He's just an aquired taste its really always 50/50 when I see him
I've spoken to him many times and been out for drinks with him he's an alright bloke.

6th

coolsmileygirl wrote: »

he's an alright bloke.

Actually he's not ... he's a ****.

He acts like he loves being controvercial but really it just takes less effort to be hated than admired and he's a lazy prick.

H.O.T.A.S.

Harry Hill almost the exact opposite of comedy

Gillie

bravestarr082 wrote: »

Ed Byrne, Ed Byrne and Ed Byrne.

QFT!
Not funny at all IMO...

6th

Either people will agree 100% with me or wont know who he is ..... I wish I didnt know .... Paul Tylak!

Noopti

I know who he is and 100% disagree. Well maybe not 100%, around 50%.

He is not that bad.

Mahatma coat

Seinfeld, actualy anyamericancomedian that thinks that sortof sh!the is observational humor. and HArry hill and O'Kane and that al murray Dickhead, oooooh urge to kill seriously rising as I type this.

6th

Mrs. Tylak?

kevmy

Chinafoot wrote: »

Lee Evans.

Stupid, sweaty, manic fúcker needs a tranquiliser.

JohnnyStones wrote: »

Brendan "How's your Wibbly Wobbly Wonder "0'Carroll

Feral Mutant wrote: »

Al Murray. I did like Time Gentleman Please but his stand-up bugs the crap out of me.

Could not agree more

Chinafoot wrote: »

Last one....Dave McSavage.

The-Rigger wrote: »

Harry Hill, not remotely funny. I don't get it, be funny.

All of the above.

I think that all of them would be regarded as unfunny by 75% of the population as would Ed Byrne. He doesn't really annoy me that much and I've never paid to see his gigs so he's just meh to me.


As for Tommy or Dara or Jimmy Carr they might not be to everybodies taste but they have a large groundswell of support. I personnally like TT and Dara not sold on Jimmy Carr yet

Doodee

That Female Jew thats been on Paramount lately.

Dear lord, who the hell thinks shes funny?
Shes about as funny as cancer

arghh

Billy connolly stopped being funny 20 years ago his only thing now is curse curse curse to get laughs.Saw Tommy Tiernan on TV once with Jordan(Eamon Dunphy show) she was original and funny

cance

awww, i think lee evans is brilliant

SoupyNorman

cance wrote: »

awww, i think lee evans is brilliant

His body movements and energy are impressive but when you actually listen to the content of his material its shocking.

Remember watching some of the Lee Evans run on Paramount Comedy, sketches about caravan drivers and children's behavior at weddings had 5,000 people wetting themselves!!!!!!




Further to Ed Byrne I'm gonna throw Peter Kay into the barrel, Phonix nights was entertaining but I'll leave his stand-up to his 80 year old fans.

Zaph

bravestarr082 wrote:

Further to Ed Byrne I'm gonna throw Peter Kay into the barrel

Looking through the thread I was amazed nobody had mentioned Peter Kay until now. Just not funny at all.

Lee Evans has to be the worst though, he thinks he's the reincarnation of Norman Wisdom but is nowhere near as funny (and that's not meant as a compliment to Norman Wisdom).

last_orders

jim davidson really bugs me, as well as all the comedians from the panal. when dara o'brien left so did all the laughs.

keano_afc

David bloody Baddiel. What a waste of sperm.

milltown

How has this thread run to three pages without two of them panning Jason Byrne?

I think Dara O'Brian and Ed Byrne are two funny guys.

Tommy Tiernan fully deserves his place in this thread though.

I'll also nominate Andrew Dice Clay. How does that guy sell out huge stadiums? Oh, wait. It's huge stadiums full of yanks.