Weirdest place you've ever woken up in?

phantom_lord

There were a few weird places, I'll try and remember. off the top of my head, One day I headed into town to hang out with my friends during the summer, ended going camping with them on some woods a good bit outside town, next morning I woke up in a tent on a roundabout in an estate.

that time I woke up in a bath in a hotel on stephans green after a gig my friends played. various floors as well, but there's no backround stories to them, other than I got drunk etc etc.

Spitfire666

once woke up on a nice leather couch in my boxers in a house i didnt know or remember going to. i went to try the door and it was locked, as was the ack door and all the windows aside from the second story window which while thinking about, saw a female looking at me very puzzled in a bedroom doorway. i said hi and "do you have a key to get out of here." she gave me the key and i left without asking anything or saying anything other then thanks.

turned out it was the house of my college swimming instructer and i was too embarresed to ask anything so i still dont know how i got there or how i ended up in my boxers (normaly sleep as i fall when drunk)

Another time i woke up on the bar in a pub in cork with 3/4 people jumping about the place at about 5am. had been a lock in and after alot of free spirits i climbed up on the bar for a sleep.

another similir incident to te first happened while i was in prague only i woke beside a girl in her bed and when i went looking for a way out the other girl slapped me accross the face and it turned out i had gone home with her and told her i was going home and met her friend on the way and didnt recognise the house when i went back.

also came to my sences standing trying to get onto a parked bus to go asleep thinking that it was the bus i went out on and that the lads locked me out of it.

davyjose

the middle of a soccer pitch
In a bunker at Spawell Pitch & Putt
Under a tree in a field in Crete
Your ma's bed*

*Just kidding about that one

Catari Jaguar

My bro was coming home locked from town one night and had no cash so decided to walk home along dart tracks (he has no sense of direction). I'm sure it made sense at the time...

He passed out and woke up on the Dart line! On the tracks! Luckily it was then a Sunday morning and trains weren't starting at 6, otherwise he would have been dead! I think he woke up about 15 min before train came! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Fukn headcase..

Caliden

MooseJam wrote:

on top of yore Ma

Come up with that all on your own?

Spitfire666

ive done the walking home thing a few times. walked from rathmines to santry twice and from temple bar/ harcourt stree area a few times too.

Its like a mini adventure and when you find a bmx or a wheel barrow its like findind a pile of money and you and yer mate can get home quicker(seems quicker but in reality with all the time spent falling off and such it probably takes even longer.)

Zapp Brannigan

Inside my duvet cover!! I don't know how, but it was even buttoned up!

1huge1

went on a rugby trip to wales 2 years ago when i was 15
woke up in a closet
terrible creak in my neck

mik_da_man

I've woken up in a few strange places all right:D

Under a kitchen table in a random house in Waterford about 7 miles outside the city. there was a party that nite and I Woke up and knew nobody, and nobody knew me :eek: (I went to college in Waterford)

Woke up on a bench @ da side of a street in a Meath Town - covered in puke around 11am

Woke up in a local publicans front garden.

A 24 Hour casino in Prague

and my favorite - In a chest freezer (open) wrapped only in a curtain - chilly

Some more ones but that's enough for now

LovelyTom

My weirdest one was after being at a friends party, got completely wasted, decided i wasn't bothered to wait for someone to give me a lift home i decided it'd be smarter to just walk home... from donaghmead to artane... through edenmore and harmonstown (if you don't know, they're very rough area's) which took about 2 hours on my own staggering all the way, then when i got to my house it turned out... i left my keys at the party... and thats all i remember... woke up during the night behind the shed half way up a tree... dunno what i was doing there, or how i got there

little miss

The toilets of the International bar - and the place was all locked up and dark. I have no idea how I got out, and the only reason I know that happened is because I rung my Mother to tell her and to get her advice on how I could get out. Yes, a lot of alcohol was involved!

Dord

Slurms wrote:

Inside my duvet cover!! I don't know how, but it was even buttoned up!

This has to be the funniest (believable) place yet!

JohnCleary

On a beach in Ayia Napa (sp?)

Had absolutily no idea where I was or how to get home, all I knew was the town was 3 miles away from my apartment and I had no idea how to get there and to make things worse there was a taxi strike on. I eventually remembered that my apartment block was along the beach. So a 3 mile walk along the beach at around 11am, in the blistering heat, with black jeans and black shoes. To make things even worse again, I was dying for a drink and had no money, yet there was fresh ice cold juice stands at every little beach I passed... NIGHTMARE!

tampopo

In a door way of a shoe shop, y'know, men's shoes on the left, women's on the right. Only thing, there was a steel fence across the front of the doorway. In Pamplona, several years ago. I went to find somewhere quiet to sleep off the all day drinking. There was NO steel fence when I went to sleep. B'stards coulda woken me! Took me AGES to get out. Eventually was able to raise the bottom of the barrier and slide out on me back. I had a mark on my hand for months afterwards.

On me stag night, went asleep under a pool table, to escape ridicule and abuse.

randylonghorn

5starpool wrote:

I asked him 'how did I get here', to which he replied 'I don't know, when I went to bed there was a girl asleep there'. I had no idea how I got there. I was on the first floor, my room was on the second. To top it off I had only my jocks on me. There was a toilet across the corridor from this new room, and I can only asusme I went looking for a toilet in the middle of the night, ended up finding this one, and just went into the nearest room to go to bed again.

Guy I shared a house with in college would do that regularly ... fall out of bed and head to the loo, then crawl into the nearest bed and conk out. I think he managed to crawl into bed with all 5 of us at one point or another over the years ... we were beginning to get suspicious in the end!

Haven't woken up in too many odd places myself ... the beach a couple of times, and a loo on a train once ...

Sam Vimes

A mate of mine woke up in a house in maynooth. It was a student house so there were none of the niceties like pictures and there was no one there, all gone to college presumably.

He was still pissed at that stage so he doesnt remember walking home. To this day he has no idea whos house it was

jellybeans

DarkJager wrote:

Naked and hungover....on an extremely cold December morning, sleeping in a ditch outside Galway. Offically the most ****ed up day ever.....

yea right, get away!!! how...........

jellybeans

little miss wrote:

The toilets of the International bar - and the place was all locked up and dark. I have no idea how I got out, and the only reason I know that happened is because I rung my Mother to tell her and to get her advice on how I could get out. Yes, a lot of alcohol was involved!

dear lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how did you get out???

jellybeans

Spitfire666 wrote:

also came to my sences standing trying to get onto a parked bus to go asleep thinking that it was the bus i went out on and that the lads locked me out of it.

aw bless

Karl Hungus

Not sure if I should tell this one, but I once woke up in a young lady's bed, with her on top of me, and my manhood still inside her!!!

Also, in a bathtub in london, with bits of vomit floating around in the tub. :eek:

burnedfaceman

have woke up in a couple of strange places, on a rugby tour a couple of years ago last thing i remember of night was getting sick in middle of eyre square woke up in my bed in hotel minus one eyebrow and half of my head of hair with a hair razor in my hand!

also remember satying up really late to watch an f1 race and waking up on toliet floor, coming back from nights out and waking up in my dogs bed.

not so much a strange place to wake up but strange thing to wake up to having been on lash in college my roommate was standing over his own bed pissing all over it sleep walking!:D

cooperguy

burnedfaceman wrote:

have woke up in a couple of strange places, on a rugby tour a couple of years ago last thing i remember of night was getting sick in middle of eyre square woke up in my bed in hotel minus one eyebrow and half of my head of hair with a hair razor in my hand!

also remember satying up really late to watch an f1 race and waking up on toliet floor, coming back from nights out and waking up in my dogs bed.

not so much a strange place to wake up but strange thing to wake up to having been on lash in college my roommate was standing over his own bed pissing all over it sleep walking!:D

Speakin of pissing while drunk. A friend of mine was on holidays with his girlfriend he came home after a night out and went to bed. Woke up later on in the night and took a piss.

He discovered the next morning that he had gotten up walked over to the wardrobe slid open the door and pissed in on top of everythin in there. What made it worse was the fact that he pissed into his girlfriends side of the wardrobe on top of all her clothes and shoes. She didnt talk to him for 2 days afterwards:D

petes

cooperguy wrote:

Speakin of pissing while drunk. A friend of mine was on holidays with his girlfriend he came home after a night out and went to bed. Woke up later on in the night and took a piss.

He discovered the next morning that he had gotten up walked over to the wardrobe slid open the door and pissed in on top of everythin in there. What made it worse was the fact that he pissed into his girlfriends side of the wardrobe on top of all her clothes and shoes. She didnt talk to him for 2 days afterwards:D

Yep, I've pissed in a few wardrobes. Mainly my own though. Haven't slept in too many strange places though. A mate of mine walked home from the local years ago. It was about two miles. He got so far and decided right feck it, I can't walk anymore and slept were he was. In his front garden.

angelbaby

woke up beside a bonfire in a field about 20miles from wer i live!!!it was after a night out n i have no idea how i got there ...took a while to get home!!!!!

Tweeky B

In a strange house in France, part of me on a sofa..part on the floor.

Strange part was...I'd gone out partying in Spain the night before :rolleyes:

Spitfire666

Double post

Civilian_Target

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In the middle of rush hour, still drunk. Fortunately wearing all my clothes, except my shoes which for some reason I had decided to take off before going to bed on a very hard bench. Took me a number of minutes to figure out where the hell I was.

Spitfire666

jellybeans wrote:

aw bless

That was only about 3weeks ago aswell. i was still drunk about 5pm that evening. my dad refused to let me drive for the day.

A group of me and my mates stayed over in a friends house in ashbourne one time and after going to sleep pissed drunk one of them got up, climbed over everyone, stumbled towards the very big wardrobe, opened the door and started talking to the jacket that my friend had hung up when he got in telling the jacket thanks for letting him stay over thinking he was in the q for the toilets and hen pi$$ed on the socks in the bottem of the wardrobe before going back to sleep.

Vorsprung

Sitting on the shower seat of a disabled bathroom. With one mother of a hangover!

johnp

I guess the oddest place is in my own bed. Sometimes I have absolutely no idea how the hell I got there :eek: