Weirdest place you've ever woken up in?

Naked Lepper

1. A street in downtown manhattan (longgg story)

2. A single bed with about 6 polish people sleeping on it in New Jersey (the house didnt have electricity and there was loads of Polish people drinking vodka straight in the dark the previous night, it was very blurry)

cornbb

I woke up in the hot press once when I was a kid, complete with blankets, duvet and pillow.

My parents told me I must have sleepwalked in there.

In hindsight, I think they played a hilarious prank on me.

ScumLord

On a footpath in Bunol near Valencia surrounded by thousands of people just before the start of La Tomatina. I got sprayed with freezing cold water then some **** riped the t-shirt off me.

HashSlinging

A sunday morning woke up in a pile of puke on a main rd while people walked passed on the way to mass. I was young and blue label vodka meant nothing.

gloobag

Sitting shirtless on the EuroStar, on the way to France. My face all blacked up like one of those old time minstrel dudes. With "I love 11 year old boys" tattooed across my chest in permanent black marker and a teddy bear glued to the side of my head. I instantly stood up, only to find that my pants were down at my ankles and the stem end of a rose had some how managed to get itself lodged in my anal cavity.

I love my friends

cance

gloobag wrote:

Sitting shirtless on the EuroStar, on the way to France. My face all blacked up like one of those old time minstrel dudes. With "I love 11 year old boys" tattooed across my chest in permanent black marker and a teddy bear glued to the side of my head. I instantly stood up, only to find that my pants were down at my ankles and the stem end of a rose had some how managed to get itself lodged in my anal cavity.

Oh dear god...

I nearly wet myself...

MarkR

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Smarmore

Concrete floor of a jail cell in Singapore!! I thought I was in some kind of a sports hall until I turned around and saw the bars!!

5starpool

My wierdest place to wake up is definitely this:

I was in Adelaide, staying in a hostel. Remember getting back after a night out, got to bed no problem. Woke up next moring in a different bed, in a different room. No pillow, my head very fuzzy from drink. I looked across the room, and there was a guy in a bed on the other side of the room looking at me in a puzzled manner.

I asked him 'how did I get here', to which he replied 'I don't know, when I went to bed there was a girl asleep there'. I had no idea how I got there. I was on the first floor, my room was on the second. To top it off I had only my jocks on me. There was a toilet across the corridor from this new room, and I can only asusme I went looking for a toilet in the middle of the night, ended up finding this one, and just went into the nearest room to go to bed again. I have had a few sleep walking while drunk incidents, but this is definitely the weirdest one.

User45701

Busy park playground in that hut thing that the kids climb early in the morning.
One min we where drinking and having a laugh the next i was on the long walk home with the sun pissing me off and kids screaming

mjquinno

on a train 2 hours out of sydney (i lived in ashfield) with a kid poking me saying it was the end of the line. ahh good times.

senordingdong

mjquinno wrote:

kid poking me

Yerrrr......








...I'll get my coat.

mjquinno

ha ha ok kid tapping me on the head.. :rolleyes:

senordingdong

mjquinno wrote:

kid tapping me on the head.. :rolleyes:

Yerr.....

CiaranC

Middle lane of the N7

nervous_twitch

hamsterboy wrote:

I'm afraid it is true but there's no possible way I could elaborate, or prove it without implicating myself and others
Don't mind if people don't believe me, I wouldn't.
But rest assure, it happened!
And I'm not talking about the grounds either!

C'mon.. this is a story that needs to be told, albeit with characters 'X' and 'Y' etc.

I woke up in a disabled toilet once, no alcohol involved. One of my mates came home from a night out, jarred, and crawled into bed with his parents, but I'd imagine he wasnt there for long!

cance

funniest i have heard is:

on the side of the n11 in a caravan, after pulling a tinker at the purty kitchen.

Plissken1

My friend woke up at a house party in the loo, but someone had taken a crap and stuffed it into his jeans pocket.

Alessandra

I am prone to sleepwalking but drinking tends to make me fall asleep in the most bizarre places especially if I go out after working a 10hr shift after a week at college.

Have woken up at the bottom of the stairs, legs stretched out in front of me and head on the floor, very sore.

Have fallen asleep in the shower with my clothes on. Also wearing my shoes of all things?

Once whilst living with a rather serious middle eastern flatmate I fell asleep after falling on the way to the bathroom entangled in a telephone cable in the corridor. He wanted me to attend AA!

Have also woken up after going to bed in my own room only to find myself wearing different pyjamamas in my friends bed.

There are other stories probably much better but far too embarassing to share.

petes

Plissken1 wrote:

My friend woke up at a house party in the loo, but someone had taken a crap and stuffed it into his jeans pocket.

That's nice.

Caliden

At the bottom of the stairs in my friends house with a very nice 4 inch long carpet burn on my forehead. Still have the mark and it happened 4 months ago

cson

The graveyard.

TerrorFirmer

Plissken1 wrote:

My friend woke up at a house party in the loo, but someone had taken a crap and stuffed it into his jeans pocket.

How do you 'stuff' a crap into someones pocket??

Plissken1

HavoK wrote:

How do you 'stuff' a crap into someones pocket??

Very carefully



He found out who did it and tried to kill him with an iron bar, luckily he missed the guys head. Although if he had killed
yer man, he could have said he was temporarily insane after seeing his pocket full of ****.

plonk

After a wedding I woke up the following morning soaked wet in a kids playhouse at the back of a detached house. Didnt know where I was, then I proceeded to use my own house key to get in to the house but guess what it didnt work. Came to my senses and walked back to my hotel.

aidan_walsh

Plissken1 wrote:

My friend woke up at a house party in the loo, but someone had taken a crap and stuffed it into his jeans pocket.

Yes, "someone".

Plissken1

aidan_walsh wrote:

Yes, "someone".

was it you ?

One Cold Hand

A bath in San Diego. In a house I don't remember going to. It was the J1. Nuff said.

Interestingly we found out that same summer in Santa Barbra they have a 'Sobering Centre'. We managed to loose a mate of ours and after spending a day looking in every police station and hospital for, we heard of this Sobering Centre. We went in and found him peacefully unconcious on the floor. He had fallen asleep on top of an 8 foot wall and was put in there 'for his own safety.'

MooseJam

on top of yore Ma

Zillah

Great thread. The guy with the rose up his ass wins hands down.