The Funny Side of Religion

Nodin

Galvasean wrote: »

Demons you say?
http://www.krank.ie/category/main/check-your-shoulder/

"there was a thing inside me that scared me"

I loled, so I did.

sbsquarepants

I'm not sure who this guy is, but i seen the pic on reddit and thought it was funny!

legspin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7kixg7E3Pk

Terry Jones always does excellent documentaries on life in the middle ages. This is an episode on monks. The rest of the series is just as good but this show that to a certain extent nothing changes under heaven and the church was just as corrupt then.

Bannasidhe

legspin wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7kixg7E3Pk

Terry Jones always does excellent documentaries on life in the middle ages. This is an episode on monks. The rest of the series is just as good but this show that to a certain extent nothing changes under heaven and the church was just as corrupt then.

Terry Jones is a highly respected Medieval scholar - not a lot of people know that.

legspin

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Terry Jones is a highly respected Medieval scholar - not a lot of people know that.

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His series on the Crusades was brilliant.

Bannasidhe

legspin wrote: »

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His series on the Crusades was brilliant.

His series Medieval Lives should be compulsory viewing.

Liamario

krudler

I know the "shocking quotes" thing is frowned upon, BUT, this is too funny not to share. gizoogle.net is like a ghetto google, and with bible, sorry, "bizzle" searches its,well...

It be easier fo' a cold-ass lil camel ta go all up in tha eye of a needle, than fo' a rich playa ta enter tha kingdom of Dogg”

Work hard n' become a leader; be lazy n' never succeed. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! (Proverbs 12:24)

“When you peep one whoz ass was not born of biatch, prostrate yourselves on yo' faces n' worshizzle his mutha****in ass. That one is yo' Father.”

Lord...Give our asses victory over tha unbelievers.

Believers, take neither tha Jews nor tha Christians fo' yo' playas. They is playaz wit one another. Whoever of y'all seeks they thang shall become one of they number. Dogg do not guide tha wrong-doers.

ShooterSF

Brilliant

And you shall not covet yo' neighborz ho fo' realz. And you shall not desire yo' neighborz house, his wild lil' field, and his crazy-ass male servant, and his wild lil' female servant, his ox, and his ****in lil' donkey, and anythang dat is yo' neighbor's

Dades

Religious quotes-Gizoogle edition

Moooooved to Funny Thread.

robindch

From YLYL:

Dades

^^ Yoinking that!

Liamario

Dades wrote: »

^^ Yoinking that!

Is that legal?

Bannasidhe

Liamario wrote: »

Is that legal?

Technically yes - but that doesn't mean it's not still an abomination.

Liamario

CREATIONSIM ISN'T ALL THAT BAD AFTER ALL...

robindch

I think Galvasean should volunteer to investigate.

fitz0

kiffer

Ken Ham says that they were a lovely mix of all the races... like If Brandon Lee had kids with Halle Berry... and then those kids had kids together...
And then some of them got cursed with the mark of Ham... wait... Mark of Ham? Ken Ham?
How have I never noticed that before.

Turtwig

What I don't get is that Adam and Eve are nearly always portrayed as these slim sexy caucasians. Most of these Christian groups are claiming society needs to get back to its more purer traditions. They're objecting to media influences portraying sexy ladies as having the ideal bodies and yet on the other hand they portray Eve (The perfect woman before the fall) as being the same way.

Bannasidhe

Liamario wrote: »

CREATIONSIM ISN'T ALL THAT BAD AFTER ALL...

The shaft on that spear is bent. No way would it fly true.

Liamario

Bannasidhe wrote: »

The shaft on that spear is bent. No way would it fly true.

Creationism debunked yet again

wonderfulname

Bannasidhe wrote: »

The shaft on that spear is bent. No way would it fly true.

I'm sure it must be designed for stabbing downward, off ones trusty steed no doubt, given the accuracy of the scene I can't imagine them getting something so simple wrong.

Bannasidhe

wonderfulname wrote: »

I'm sure it must be designed for stabbing downward, off ones trusty steed no doubt, given the accuracy of the scene I can't imagine them getting something so simple wrong.

Well it could be a storage problem, incorrectly stored wood will warp.

challengemaster

Not even sure where this should go...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ36S3d1CaU

Cossax

Hotblack Desiato

challengemaster wrote: »

Not even sure where this should go...

She sounded pretty sure to me :pac:

Fortyniner

Here it is - I know you've been waiting - the latest edition of Alive!

http://www.alive.ie/

Some juicy topics..

‘Believers must challenge today’s narrow, godless mentality’

'Unbelief makes its victim obtuse'

On abortion.. "What evil could we not justify?"

Read and enjoy! And they wonder why we don't keep quiet.

Beruthiel

Fortyniner wrote: »

'Unbelief makes its victim obtuse'

The arrogance of that statement! :mad:

Nodin

Fortyniner wrote: »

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'Unbelief makes its victim obtuse'

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Nonsense. Once ye stay off the fizzy drinks and keep active, yez'll be grand.

swampgas

The Comment section has this nugget: "Taoiseach needs to learn from Nuremberg"

Taoiseach Enda Kenny recently stated, “the vast majority of people do not want… abortion on demand.”

The Taoiseach needs to realise, first of all, that this is not an issue of what the people do or do not want. It is an issue of fundamental justice.

There is a higher law than “the will of the people”, and he is bound by that law. According to that law to deliberately kill an unborn child is evil, and for any government to legally permit such killing is also profoundly evil.

Here is the position of many anti-abortion people: screw democracy, the people are not allowed to judge for themselves what the law of the land should be - they might go against a "higher law". Now that's real arrogance.