The Funny Side of Religion

The Mad Hatter

Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on homeopathy? He forgot to take the pill.

(stolen from a Facebook friend.)

joseph brand

The Mad Hatter

Bannasidhe wrote: »

I did not know that...

I read the womanual.

Hotblack Desiato

'Does my bum look big in this' = 5 spanner rating (seek professional help)

Funglegunk

Overly attached Jesus.

Worztron

old hippy

biko

kiffer

biko wrote: »

Funny? I find it a little more "hazard of belief"...
Anyway I've found that the usual response is "that's not the sort of thing my God would ask me to do"... but the biblical God does... "yeah but that's different, that was only to test people"

robindch

kiffer wrote: »

Anyway I've found that the usual response is "that's not the sort of thing my God would ask me to do"... but the biblical God does... "yeah but that's different, that was only to test people"

I think sometime last year, antiskeptic said he would.

lazygal

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/church-signs-that-make-you-scratch-your-head-6ygq

Not sure if posted already, funny church signs.

pauldla

Sorry if this is a repost. Too long to post the whole thing here, but it is amusing.

Kissing Hank's Ass

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:
John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."
Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss His ass?"
John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, He'll kick the snot out of you."
...

Link:http://www.jhuger.com/kissing-hanks-ass

Worztron

Delirium

Liamario

pauldla

Turtwig

Apologies if repost, but I only just saw it.

pauldla

^^^

"I think I went a little crazy with the shovel."

fisgon

Am I the only one getting the ad for "The Shrine of St Jude - Prayer and petition to St Jude" when I open up Atheism and Agnosticism. Is this supposed to be ironic? Or is someone in Boards trying to convert us?

Bannasidhe

fisgon wrote: »

Am I the only one getting the ad for "The Shrine of St Jude - Prayer and petition to St Jude" when I open up Atheism and Agnosticism. Is this supposed to be ironic? Or is someone in Boards trying to convert us?

Well Jude is the saint of hopeless causes....

FouxDaFaFa

fisgon wrote: »

Am I the only one getting the ad for "The Shrine of St Jude - Prayer and petition to St Jude" when I open up Atheism and Agnosticism. Is this supposed to be ironic? Or is someone in Boards trying to convert us?

Dude. Adblock.

It's targeted advertising. Bots crawl pages and analyse the words that are written. We talk about religion = religious advertising.

You could probably be badmouthing McDonalds and have a McDonalds ad pop up halfway down the page.

Turtwig

fisgon wrote: »

Am I the only one getting the ad for "The Shrine of St Jude - Prayer and petition to St Jude" when I open up Atheism and Agnosticism. Is this supposed to be ironic? Or is someone in Boards trying to convert us?

I'm getting premium Astrology.

Edit : How dare yez use Ad BLock on a quality site like Boards.

Sarky

FouxDaFaFa wrote: »

You could probably be badmouthing McDonalds and have a McDonalds ad pop up halfway down the page.

Just below your post I see an ad for watching a film called Killers. I'm sure it's just coincidence.

pauldla

Links234

An atheist picnic

joseph brand

A christian bed-time story told in the US.

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being that the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"
"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it, If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real.... then it should be an animal now."
The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

joseph brand

Large image.

LeinsterDub

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