Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

The Funny Side of Religion

1149150152154155200

Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    Yes, dammit. Only just found that out from fb and it's been shut down - I couldn't even read the comments people left - some of the small quotes of them I saw looked brilliantly trollish. Did anyone get screenshots?? :pac:


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,421 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Sarky wrote: »
    Youth Defence [...] aborted the whole discussion [...]
    "YD Supports Abortion!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Obliq wrote: »
    Yes, dammit. Only just found that out from fb and it's been shut down - I couldn't even read the comments people left - some of the small quotes of them I saw looked brilliantly trollish. Did anyone get screenshots?? :pac:

    Damn it, I should have thought of that, but I was too busy posting as xox-real-xtian69-xox :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,988 ✭✭✭spookwoman


    Screenshot someone got of the boards. The sex acts was a discussion on fisting. Some of the usernames are good. :D
    youthdefencepage.png


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,933 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Áine Nees.

    That's inspired. Bravo!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    wifeswappingsodomite is a fcuking awesome forum name :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    krudler wrote: »
    wifeswappingsodomite is a fcuking awesome forum name :pac:

    ...Oh I'm tempted...


  • Moderators Posts: 51,893 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    321315_404161303004912_767915766_n.jpg

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean




  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    545218_404316456322730_1556492668_n.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Galvasean wrote: »

    "there was a thing inside me that scared me"

    I loled, so I did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    6034073

    I'm not sure who this guy is, but i seen the pic on reddit and thought it was funny!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭legspin


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7kixg7E3Pk

    Terry Jones always does excellent documentaries on life in the middle ages. This is an episode on monks. The rest of the series is just as good but this show that to a certain extent nothing changes under heaven and the church was just as corrupt then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    legspin wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7kixg7E3Pk

    Terry Jones always does excellent documentaries on life in the middle ages. This is an episode on monks. The rest of the series is just as good but this show that to a certain extent nothing changes under heaven and the church was just as corrupt then.

    Terry Jones is a highly respected Medieval scholar - not a lot of people know that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭legspin


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Terry Jones is a highly respected Medieval scholar - not a lot of people know that.
    `

    His series on the Crusades was brilliant.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    legspin wrote: »
    `

    His series on the Crusades was brilliant.

    His series Medieval Lives should be compulsory viewing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭Liamario


    tumblr_mfa8ltpLFH1rrcbdvo1_500.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    I know the "shocking quotes" thing is frowned upon, BUT, this is too funny not to share. gizoogle.net is like a ghetto google, and with bible, sorry, "bizzle" searches its,well...
    It be easier fo' a cold-ass lil camel ta go all up in tha eye of a needle, than fo' a rich playa ta enter tha kingdom of Dogg”
    Work hard n' become a leader; be lazy n' never succeed. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! (Proverbs 12:24)

    “When you peep one whoz ass was not born of biatch, prostrate yourselves on yo' faces n' worshizzle his mutha****in ass. That one is yo' Father.”
    Lord...Give our asses victory over tha unbelievers.
    Believers, take neither tha Jews nor tha Christians fo' yo' playas. They is playaz wit one another. Whoever of y'all seeks they thang shall become one of they number. Dogg do not guide tha wrong-doers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Brilliant :D
    And you shall not covet yo' neighborz ho fo' realz. And you shall not desire yo' neighborz house, his wild lil' field, and his crazy-ass male servant, and his wild lil' female servant, his ox, and his ****in lil' donkey, and anythang dat is yo' neighbor's


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Religious quotes-Gizoogle edition
    Moooooved to Funny Thread.


  • Advertisement
  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,421 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    From YLYL:

    236678.jpg


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    ^^ Yoinking that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭Liamario


    Dades wrote: »
    ^^ Yoinking that!

    Is that legal?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Liamario wrote: »
    Is that legal?

    Technically yes - but that doesn't mean it's not still an abomination.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭Liamario


    be9d89cd-f95e-4770-a812-f70d1fc08989.jpg

    CREATIONSIM ISN'T ALL THAT BAD AFTER ALL...


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,421 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    I think Galvasean should volunteer to investigate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,753 ✭✭✭fitz0


    0Yzvz.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    Ken Ham says that they were a lovely mix of all the races... like If Brandon Lee had kids with Halle Berry... and then those kids had kids together...
    And then some of them got cursed with the mark of Ham... wait... Mark of Ham? Ken Ham?
    How have I never noticed that before.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    What I don't get is that Adam and Eve are nearly always portrayed as these slim sexy caucasians. Most of these Christian groups are claiming society needs to get back to its more purer traditions. They're objecting to media influences portraying sexy ladies as having the ideal bodies and yet on the other hand they portray Eve (The perfect woman before the fall) as being the same way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Liamario wrote: »
    be9d89cd-f95e-4770-a812-f70d1fc08989.jpg

    CREATIONSIM ISN'T ALL THAT BAD AFTER ALL...

    The shaft on that spear is bent. No way would it fly true.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭Liamario


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    The shaft on that spear is bent. No way would it fly true.

    Creationism debunked yet again

    tumblr_m1ubv6x4Xd1qby1r2o1_500.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    Bannasidhe wrote: »

    The shaft on that spear is bent. No way would it fly true.

    I'm sure it must be designed for stabbing downward, off ones trusty steed no doubt, given the accuracy of the scene I can't imagine them getting something so simple wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    I'm sure it must be designed for stabbing downward, off ones trusty steed no doubt, given the accuracy of the scene I can't imagine them getting something so simple wrong.

    Well it could be a storage problem, incorrectly stored wood will warp.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Not even sure where this should go...



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,055 ✭✭✭Cossax


    Nojlp.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,953 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Not even sure where this should go...

    She sounded pretty sure to me :pac:

    In Cavan there was a great fire / Judge McCarthy was sent to inquire / It would be a shame / If the nuns were to blame / So it had to be caused by a wire.



  • Registered Users Posts: 79 ✭✭Fortyniner


    Here it is - I know you've been waiting - the latest edition of Alive!

    http://www.alive.ie/

    Some juicy topics..

    ‘Believers must challenge today’s narrow, godless mentality’

    'Unbelief makes its victim obtuse'

    On abortion.. "What evil could we not justify?"

    Read and enjoy! And they wonder why we don't keep quiet.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Fortyniner wrote: »
    'Unbelief makes its victim obtuse'

    The arrogance of that statement! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Fortyniner wrote: »
    ...........

    'Unbelief makes its victim obtuse'

    ......

    Nonsense. Once ye stay off the fizzy drinks and keep active, yez'll be grand.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,582 ✭✭✭swampgas


    The Comment section has this nugget: "Taoiseach needs to learn from Nuremberg"
    Taoiseach Enda Kenny recently stated, “the vast majority of people do not want… abortion on demand.”

    The Taoiseach needs to realise, first of all, that this is not an issue of what the people do or do not want. It is an issue of fundamental justice.

    There is a higher law than “the will of the people”, and he is bound by that law. According to that law to deliberately kill an unborn child is evil, and for any government to legally permit such killing is also profoundly evil.

    Here is the position of many anti-abortion people: screw democracy, the people are not allowed to judge for themselves what the law of the land should be - they might go against a "higher law". Now that's real arrogance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 146 ✭✭Barr125


    swampgas wrote: »
    The Comment section has this nugget: "Taoiseach needs to learn from Nuremberg"

    --snip--

    Here is the position of many anti-abortion people: screw democracy, the people are not allowed to judge for themselves what the law of the land should be - they might go against a "higher law". Now that's real arrogance.

    Didn't that ''higher law'' say something about being allowed to own people as slaves? Why don't we bring that back too?

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No, no, you're reading it wrong. Slavery like Jesus practiced is fine! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    swampgas wrote: »
    The Comment section has this nugget: "Taoiseach needs to learn from Nuremberg"



    Here is the position of many anti-abortion people: screw democracy, the people are not allowed to judge for themselves what the law of the land should be - they might go against a "higher law". Now that's real arrogance.

    I wonder is this the same impulse that drives certain aquatic commentators in the national media to rail against social networking services?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 146 ✭✭Barr125


    I have solved the fuel crisis!!


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    14772_397168770375892_1850952052_n.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    oh-you-jesus-he-was-a-good-guy-f7420d-4375586.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    could somebody please link me to this picture...it's a sportsman saying thanks to God after hitting a home run and God saying no problem but at the bottom of the picture if a starving african child, I need to show this picture to someone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Aenaes


    football%20prayers.gif

    031-Thank-you-Jesus-womanFor-helping-me-find-find-my-car-keys-football-player-For-letting-me-throw-that-touchdown-starving-child.jpg


    t831M.jpg

    tumblr_lw4v6ee2qm1qd5giho1_500.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    ah sweet it's the 3rd picture! cheers!


  • Advertisement
This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement