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The Funny Side of Religion

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


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  • Moderators Posts: 51,713 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


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  • Registered Users Posts: 523 ✭✭✭carpejugulum




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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    Links234 wrote: »
    Sand People

    Good, but I prefer this:

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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Not sure if this is funny side or hazards of belief.

    Anyway, enjoy (hope not a repost either)

    Interesting priest


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


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  • Moderators Posts: 51,713 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users Posts: 146 ✭✭Barr125


    koth wrote: »
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    The Church of Gaming Eh? Now that's a Church I want to join!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,715 ✭✭✭DB21


    Barr125 wrote: »
    The Church of Gaming Eh? Now that's a Church I want to join!!

    I dunno, the infighting between followers of Sonyanity and Microsoftism puts me off a bit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,936 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Barr125 wrote: »
    The Church of Gaming Eh? Now that's a Church I want to join!!

    Do believers get inifinite lives?

    Life ain't always empty.



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    ninja900 wrote: »

    Do believers get inifinite lives?

    Only if they accept the truth...
    ↑↑↓↓←→←→A B start.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    kiffer wrote: »
    Only if they accept the truth...
    ↑↑↓↓←→←→A B start.

    Oh look - another religion that makes feck all sense to me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    Bannasidhe wrote: »

    Oh look - another religion that makes feck all sense to me.

    There is no need for you to understand, just pay your monthly subscription fee and min max like mad. Spec for dps and let the tank draw your agro... have faith in the tank, do your job and all will be well. Also dont give your username and password out for those speedleveling services or they'll shard your purples.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    kiffer wrote: »
    There is no need for you to understand, just pay your monthly subscription fee and min max like mad. Spec for dps and let the tank draw your agro... have faith in the tank, do your job and all will be well. Also dont give your username and password out for those speedleveling services or they'll shard your purples.

    Is there a book?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Is there a book?
    Please refer to it by its proper title, The Manual.

    You must live by the instructions. Unless you prefer the revised version with some cheats, in which case you can bypass the stuff you don't like doing while feeling morally superior to everyone else.

    Game On.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    FouxDaFaFa wrote: »
    Please refer to it by its proper title, The Manual.

    You must live by the instructions. Unless you prefer the revised version with some cheats, in which case you can bypass the stuff you don't like doing while feeling morally superior to everyone else.

    Game On.

    I am troubled by this Manual ....


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    FouxDaFaFa wrote: »
    Please refer to it by its proper title, The Manual.

    You must live by the instructions. Unless you prefer the revised version with some cheats, in which case you can bypass the stuff you don't like doing while feeling morally superior to everyone else.

    Game On.

    Manual? These days it's a wiki... only n00bs read the wiki, you're not a n00b are you? Or worse still a causual ...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    kiffer wrote: »
    Manual? These days it's a wiki... only n00bs read the wiki, you're not a n00b are you? Or worse still a causual ...
    I prefer the original word of our Lord and Gamer.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    FouxDaFaFa wrote: »
    I prefer the original word of our Lord and Gamer.

    Hello - MANUAL - Do I have to go all + about this?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Hello - MANUAL - Do I have to go all + about this?

    Please don't. It's a full moon - I'm very + today and you'll only encourage me :eek: Actually, no - I'm going to watch a film about a drug-smuggler with the fella (film4). I'll be back if I feel like +ing him, be warned....

    I said +ing. If I had meant anything else I would have said that :-)


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    I am troubled by this Manual ....

    To appease those of the grumpy gender followers in our Church we renamed it "The Instruction Booklet". We later decided that it would far more ritualistic if we included tutorials and achievement awards for succeeding at just about anything in our game's doctrines. The satisfaction gained by these achievements helps to satisfy the soul and spirit.

    We also like to sell hats and combustible lemons.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Jernal wrote: »
    To appease those of the grumpy gender followers in our Church we renamed it "The Instruction Booklet". We later decided that it would far more ritualistic if we included tutorials and achievement awards for succeeding at just about anything in our game's doctrines. The satisfaction gained by these achievements helps to satisfy the soul and spirit.

    We also like to sell hats and combustible lemons.

    Would those be combustible elder lemons?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Hello - MANUAL - Do I have to go all + about this?

    Thou shalt not invoke the almighty D-pad.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Thou shalt not invoke the almighty D-pad.

    Thou shalt not tell me to shalt not invoke whateverthehell a D-pad is!




    What the hell is a D-pad?:confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    What the hell is a D-pad?:confused:

    It was the plus-shaped button on old Nintendo consoles:p


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    It was the plus-shaped button on old Nintendo consoles:p

    I did not know that...


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


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