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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    gramar wrote: »
    I smelled a lovely book yesterday. It was quite new though.

    Would you be bothered about driving a car with a reg that wasnt from the county you lived?

    It would annoy me a bit I suppose.

    You?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    It would annoy me a bit I suppose.

    You?

    It wouldn't bother me, have had a car before with another county on the reg.

    Where has the summer gone ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    73Cat wrote: »
    It wouldn't bother me, have had a car before with another county on the reg.

    Where has the summer gone ?

    Into the past. It's Autumn now. ;)

    Do you like Autumn?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Into the past. It's Autumn now. ;)

    Do you like Autumn?

    Yea I like all the season's for one reason or another.

    Would you find it difficult to eat a cake that looks like a sleeping puppy? Like this..

    https://www.google.ie/search?q=cake+that+looks+like+a+puppy&client=ms-android-h3g-ie&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj3x7qwjevVAhVDB8AKHbmOBVIQ_AUICigB&biw=320&bih=454#imgrc=R631eIHcF4IliM:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yea I like all the season's for one reason or another.

    Would you find it difficult to eat a cake that looks like a sleeping puppy? Like this..

    https://www.google.ie/search?q=cake+that+looks+like+a+puppy&client=ms-android-h3g-ie&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj3x7qwjevVAhVDB8AKHbmOBVIQ_AUICigB&biw=320&bih=454#imgrc=R631eIHcF4IliM:

    I'd feel a bit strange to be honest. Less so if it were more cartoony looking.

    Do you have an aquarium?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I'd feel a bit strange to be honest. Less so if it were more cartoony looking.

    Do you have an aquarium?

    Fish on a plate not in a glass box.

    Do you have a box?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Fish on a plate not in a glass box.

    Do you have a box?

    I have a huge assortment of boxes from pretty little ones with ladybirds to big storage boxes.

    Would you rather fish n chips or a meal in a 5 star restaurant?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have a huge assortment of boxes from pretty little ones with ladybirds to big storage boxes.

    Would you rather fish n chips or a meal in a 5 star restaurant?

    If I could have fish and chips in a 5 start restaurant that would be good.

    What do you store in your storage boxes?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    If I could have fish and chips in a 5 start restaurant that would be good.

    What do you store in your storage boxes?

    Storage items.

    Is there a programme Daniel O'Donnell isn't on?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Storage items.

    Is there a programme Daniel O'Donnell isn't on?

    The Storage channel (only for storage items)

    Are you watching the Rose of Traleeeeeee?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    The Storage channel (only for storage items)

    Are you watching the Rose of Traleeeeeee?

    I saw some earlier....some twat is on TG4 singing cheesy country tunes.

    Would you understand much on TG4 without the subtitles?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I saw some earlier....some twat is on TG4 singing cheesy country tunes.

    Would you understand much on TG4 without the subtitles?

    I wouldn't understand much, WITH the subtitles.


    Are you Munster Irish or Connaught Irish?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I wouldn't understand much, WITH the subtitles.


    Are you Munster Irish or Connaught Irish?

    Nil fhios agam. Bhi me in Leinster.

    Is Irish a sexy language?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    gramar wrote: »
    Nil fhios agam. Bhi me in Leinster.

    Is Irish a sexy language?

    Gan amhras! ;)

    If you spoke Irish, would you raise your children through it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Gan amhras! ;)

    If you spoke Irish, would you raise your children through it?

    I would

    Is your name featured in any songs?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    73Cat wrote: »
    I would

    Is your name featured in any songs?

    It could be. I can't think of one.

    Are you 73 or is your cat? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    It could be. I can't think of one.

    Are you 73 or is your cat? ;)

    Neither :). I don't actually own a cat.

    Do you ever eat before bed and regret it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    73Cat wrote: »
    Neither :). I don't actually own a cat.

    Do you ever eat before bed and regret it?

    No, although I likely would if I could.

    Were you ever the teacher's pet?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    73Cat wrote: »
    Neither :). I don't actually own a cat.

    Do you ever eat before bed and regret it?

    I'm regretting it now..taytos and wine and I have an early start in the morning.

    Is wine anyone's friend?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Neither :). I don't actually own a cat.

    Do you ever eat before bed and regret it?

    I hate going to bed on a full stomach. I sleep badly if I do.

    Have you ever slept in a treehouse?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    gramar wrote: »
    I hate going to bed on a full stomach. I sleep badly if I do.

    Have you ever slept in a treehouse?

    Nope.

    What food do you eat a lot of?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Nope.

    What food do you eat a lot of?

    Keen wah.

    If stutterers had a better vocabulary would they stutter less?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    gramar wrote: »
    Keen wah.

    If stutterers had a better vocabulary would they stutter less?

    I don't think so.

    Ever meet someone with a really awful stutter?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I don't think so.

    Ever meet someone with a really awful stutter?

    A few.

    What letters do stutterers struggle most with?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    A few.

    What letters do stutterers struggle most with?

    Depends on the individual I'd say

    Do you tell white lies or believe that in every case honesty is the best policy?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    White lies are sometimes necessary I'd say.

    Do you use chopsticks?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    White lies are sometimes necessary I'd say.

    Do you use chopsticks?

    Never.


    Ever burned yourself?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    Shpudnik wrote: »
    Never.


    Ever burned yourself?

    Yes, but nothing severe.

    Ever get nose bleeds?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Yes, but nothing severe.

    Ever get nose bleeds?

    Not unless I get punched in the nose



    When was the last time you hit someone in anger?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Shpudnik wrote: »
    Not unless I get punched in the nose



    When was the last time you hit someone in anger?

    I can't remember. I do remember throwing a hairbrush at my brother when we were kids and it wasn't suppose to but hit him directly on his nose. I thought "oh ****" and legged it!

    Fight of flight?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I can't remember. I do remember throwing a hairbrush at my brother when we were kids and it wasn't suppose to but hit him directly on his nose. I thought "oh ****" and legged it!

    Fight of flight?

    I would tend to stand my ground but most of the time I walk away.


    Last time you mowed your grass?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    Shpudnik wrote: »
    I would tend to stand my ground but most of the time I walk away.


    Last time you mowed your grass?

    I didn't cut the grass in about three months, but the grass has been cut since then. ;)

    Last time you were at the dentist?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    I didn't cut the grass in about three months, but the grass has been cut since then. ;)

    Last time you were at the dentist?

    It was about 8 months so I'm due to visit them!

    Do you know anyone who you thought looked better before they had their teeth corrected by braces?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    It was about 8 months so I'm due to visit them!

    Do you know anyone who you thought looked better before they had their teeth corrected by braces?

    After 3 kids with braces my wallet looked far better before they got them.

    How many nephews/nieces do you have?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    None.

    Do you like looking after children?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    None.

    Do you like looking after children?

    I don't mind as long as I don't have to feed them.

    Do you carry much cash around with you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Last couple of weeks virtually nothing, slowly moving to plastic only.

    Do you prefer cash or card for paying?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    Cash.

    You?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Cash.

    You?

    Card, contactless or Android Pay where possible.

    How many remote controls are in your living room?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Card, contactless or Android Pay where possible.

    How many remote controls are in your living room?

    I think 4!

    What was the last nice thing you did for yourself?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I think 4!

    What was the last nice thing you did for yourself?

    I made a suggestion that will come to fruition.

    Is it check shirts or checked shirts?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    gramar wrote: »
    I made a suggestion that will come to fruition.

    Is it check shirts or checked shirts?

    Check shirts ..any self respecting grunge had will tell you that.

    Is Bruce Springsteen a modern day genius or an overhyped warbler


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    Check shirts ..any self respecting grunge had will tell you that.

    Is Bruce Springsteen a modern day genius or an overhyped warbler

    I only really know his most famous songs and I think he's alright.

    Do you own a mallet or just a plain hammer?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I only really know his most famous songs and I think he's alright.

    Do you own a mallet or just a plain hammer?

    I have a lump hammer.

    How hard are nails?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    gramar wrote: »
    I have a lump hammer.

    How hard are nails?

    They kept the son of God in place for a few days, so hard enough I'd guess

    Did you ever hear the joke about "Murphy's nails" ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    They kept the son of God in place for a few days, so hard enough I'd guess

    Did you ever hear the joke about "Murphy's nails" ?

    Not that I can recall.

    Would curtain rail be faster than Irish rail?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Not that I can recall.

    Would curtain rail be faster than Irish rail?

    Yes

    Is being too smart not very clever?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yes

    Is being too smart not very clever?

    Being a$shole smart wouldn't be anyway!

    Do you know any fussy eaters?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    73Cat wrote: »
    Being a$shole smart wouldn't be anyway!

    Do you know any fussy eaters?

    I use to be very fussy as a child myself but grew out of it.

    If ignorance is bad, why is it bliss?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I use to be very fussy as a child myself but grew out of it.

    If ignorance is bad, why is it bliss?

    Because it rhymes.

    Are you like Mrs Doyle when offering a drink or ask once and feck them?


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