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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Mango Joe


    This thread is still running?

    I always imagined the boards.ie demographic to mainly consist of educated, intelligent, articulate, technologically aware people.

    ......Turns out they just love poop, stories about poop and generally discussing poop....indefinitely it seems.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Mango Joe wrote: »
    This thread is still running?

    I always imagined the boards.ie demographic to mainly consist of educated, intelligent, articulate, technologically aware people.

    ......Turns out they just love poop, stories about poop and generally discussing poop....indefinitely it seems.


    This thread has the legs to run forever as there are good poop stories everyday. Everyone has one.

    Don't fight it. Join us- you know you want to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    poop ?

    Piss off with your American English shyte here, this is a respectable thread ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Mango Joe wrote: »
    This thread is still running?

    I always imagined the boards.ie demographic to mainly consist of educated, intelligent, articulate, technologically aware people.

    ......Turns out they just love poop, stories about poop and generally discussing poop....indefinitely it seems.

    Yes. And 'trotting' and 'Goosestepping'


  • Registered Users Posts: 928 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    This thread is a valuable resource for all of the members of boards.ie. As it stands it has had nearly a quarter of a million views.

    A figure not to be sniffed at. :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 944 ✭✭✭tgdaly


    We seem to get lads like Mango Joe every couple of hundred posts, with the aul "is this thread still going" crap.

    Some people can't appreciate art


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    tgdaly wrote: »
    Will seem to get lads like Mango Joe every couple of hundred posts, with the aul "is this thread still going" crap.

    Some people can't appreciate art


    They are called "lurkers". They take in all the info and say nothing.

    I bet Mango Joe has some great knowledge to impart. Just needs a little coaxing. Come on Mango, come to the Dark Side.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,434 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    Had spicy chicken for lunch. My jaysus but the smell of emissions has been woeful for the last hour, makes me happy the office is empty today (1 other lad here, and he's in a different area entirely). It's beyond the point where you can be proud of the smell and to the point where you'd be a little worried. :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Sharp MZ700


    Lads and ladies, a question I could never pose outside of this thread.
    How far into a shìt would ye normally piss? Varies here, but it always seems to mark the end of the initial relief before I settle in to releasing the upper curd from the tank. Kind of a "round one and a round two"
    Just round one is never a constant. I'm thinking it might have to do with pressure points on the inner 24 spoke being activated due to extra mass and once this mass has been shifted these points are relieved and triggers sent to the bladder to open the dams let's say.
    I'm sure there's a science to it or is it just the greater needs first. I firmly believe it's the former but who's to say?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    Lads and ladies, a question I could never pose outside of this thread.
    How far into a shìt would ye normally piss? Varies here, but it always seems to mark the end of the initial relief before I settle in to releasing the upper curd from the tank. Kind of a "round one and a round two"
    Just round one is never a constant. I'm thinking it might have to do with pressure points on the inner 24 spoke being activated due to extra mass and once this mass has been shifted these points are relieved and triggers sent to the bladder to open the dams let's say.
    I'm sure there's a science to it or is it just the greater needs first. I firmly believe it's the former but who's to say?

    Generally for me once the pace car has left the pits and all the other cars follow on rather closely, the dam breaks and road gets flooded.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Hal3000


    So, last week was a quiet one in the 1st floor stalls. Bar one or two mornings, the smell from the stalls was pleasant, pleasant in a very deranged sense, but pleasant nonetheless. I assumed the letter from HR had invoked some type of a cease fire with our processed food eating friend. Some of us assumed perhaps he had got the message and was laying low considering a possible diet change. Well, the cease fire is now definitely over and his rancid diet of processed - tinned silage is alive and well. The main man went into today and threw a crap that would rival the smell from a Bombay sewer system. Several normally very reserved staff members made comments after walking by the toilet, and the smell even got a mention at our morning team meeting. I think it’s time now to up the stakes and potentially approach him with offers of a health check or balanced diet. I’m not going to do it, might suss out a intern for the task.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,293 ✭✭✭pinkyeye


    Lads and ladies, a question I could never pose outside of this thread.
    How far into a shìt would ye normally piss? Varies here, but it always seems to mark the end of the initial relief before I settle in to releasing the upper curd from the tank. Kind of a "round one and a round two"
    Just round one is never a constant. I'm thinking it might have to do with pressure points on the inner 24 spoke being activated due to extra mass and once this mass has been shifted these points are relieved and triggers sent to the bladder to open the dams let's say.
    I'm sure there's a science to it or is it just the greater needs first. I firmly believe it's the former but who's to say?

    I presume you're a man asking this question because as a woman this is not even a question, the piss has to come before the shyte, just happens as soon as you sit down. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Sharp MZ700


    pinkyeye wrote: »
    I presume you're a man asking this question because as a woman this is not even a question, the piss has to come before the shyte, just happens as soon as you sit down. :D

    Christ that's handy. A kind of steam sauna to relax the sphincter for effortless irrigation.They're highly advanced and complex machines in fairness.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,293 ✭✭✭pinkyeye


    Christ that's handy. A kind of steam sauna to relax the sphincter for proficient irrigation.They're highly advanced and complex machines in fairness.

    True enough, it provides some lubrication. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Lads and ladies, a question I could never pose outside of this thread.
    How far into a shìt would ye normally piss? Varies here, but it always seems to mark the end of the initial relief before I settle in to releasing the upper curd from the tank. Kind of a "round one and a round two"
    Just round one is never a constant. I'm thinking it might have to do with pressure points on the inner 24 spoke being activated due to extra mass and once this mass has been shifted these points are relieved and triggers sent to the bladder to open the dams let's say.
    I'm sure there's a science to it or is it just the greater needs first. I firmly believe it's the former but who's to say?

    I never mix the two. Once I take two steps out of the bed, whoever is brushing their teeth in the main bathroom "gets to fúck out of Dodge" before the sluice gates of Ardnacrusha [(C) Joe Duffy] open. Strain the spuds, so to speak. After that it's downstairs for coffee, a fag and empty the main chamber.

    Never mix the grape with the grain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,026 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Jesus, lads, I’m torn. Ripped. Burst. The “works”.

    Found out what was, very likely, causing that “nasty” smell I’ve been emitting for the few days.

    Haven’t had a proper clear out since the time I posted about feeling good in here. It’s all been coming out like hot “mousse” or even foam. You the type, it sort of over-flows onto the ring itself before falling directly down. Like lava.

    Anyway, I was expecting more of the same, and it started out that way, but then something changed. You know that feeling you get when you know it’s going to be big and you actually say “oh shít” out loud? I did that.

    I could feel it coming and it was not fun. It moved too slowly. Can something like that be stuck in some bend of the intestines? It was dry, and dense. The closest analogy I can give you is like a medium sized pine cone coming out “point” first.

    It was hell passing it. Hell. Had to do that “Lamaze” breathing, tried cupping under my knees but that didn’t help much. When it was finally out it was as if it was due to gravity as opposed to anything I was doing and it felt like it was trying to stay in by dragging its “claws” into me.

    The relief was short lived, replaced by shock. There was some, intense, “spotting” on the paper. Intense. I stayed long enough, tamping up and hoping the “flow” would have stopped. It took awhile but it did.

    I’ve lined the boxers with folded paper for the night but I’m worried about facing the day if it doesn’t “abate”, or if it starts up again.

    I do not fancy a trip to the docs complaining of a “burst” ring. Anyone here know if there’s light at the end of that tunnel?

    I should point out that there’s no stinging pain or anything. There was during the initial “birthing” but after that it was fine. Bar the, intense, “spotting”.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Hal3000 wrote: »
    So, last week was a quiet one in the 1st floor stalls. Bar one or two mornings, the smell from the stalls was pleasant, pleasant in a very deranged sense, but pleasant nonetheless. I assumed the letter from HR had invoked some type of a cease fire with our processed food eating friend. Some of us assumed perhaps he had got the message and was laying low considering a possible diet change. Well, the cease fire is now definitely over and his rancid diet of processed - tinned silage is alive and well. The main man went into today and threw a crap that would rival the smell from a Bombay sewer system. Several normally very reserved staff members made comments after walking by the toilet, and the smell even got a mention at our morning team meeting. I think it’s time now to up the stakes and potentially approach him with offers of a health check or balanced diet. I’m not going to do it, might suss out a intern for the task.

    It must be absolutely f*cking rank!
    Are the toilets badly ventilated or is it just that that bad ? or a combo of both ?

    I'm imagining this is worse then the 4 week old chicken we forgot about and found still in a shopping bag under the stairs - the smell literally burnt my nose
    - it was easily the most vile thing I have ever smelt, we had to bury the f*cker...


  • Registered Users Posts: 928 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    Jesus, lads, I’m torn. Ripped. Burst. The “works”.

    Found out what was, very likely, causing that “nasty” smell I’ve been emitting for the few days.

    Haven’t had a proper clear out since the time I posted about feeling good in here. It’s all been coming out like hot “mousse” or even foam. You the type, it sort of over-flows onto the ring itself before falling directly down. Like lava.

    Anyway, I was expecting more of the same, and it started out that way, but then something changed. You know that feeling you get when you know it’s going to be big and you actually say “oh shít” out loud? I did that.

    I could feel it coming and it was not fun. It moved too slowly. Can something like that be stuck in some bend of the intestines? It was dry, and dense. The closest analogy I can give you is like a medium sized pine cone coming out “point” first.

    It was hell passing it. Hell. Had to do that “Lamaze” breathing, tried cupping under my knees but that didn’t help much. When it was finally out it was as if it was due to gravity as opposed to anything I was doing and it felt like it was trying to stay in by dragging its “claws” into me.

    The relief was short lived, replaced by shock. There was some, intense, “spotting” on the paper. Intense. I stayed long enough, tamping up and hoping the “flow” would have stopped. It took awhile but it did.

    I’ve lined the boxers with folded paper for the night but I’m worried about facing the day if it doesn’t “abate”, or if it starts up again.

    I do not fancy a trip to the docs complaining of a “burst” ring. Anyone here know if there’s light at the end of that tunnel?

    I should point out that there’s no stinging pain or anything. There was during the initial “birthing” but after that it was fine. Bar the, intense, “spotting”.
    Sounds like you passed a wire brush out your hole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,533 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Sounds like the gas and air would've come in handy, maybe forceps

    Scrap the cap!



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  • Registered Users Posts: 928 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    Sounds like the gas and air would've come in handy, maybe forceps

    Probably required a ventouse delivery.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,753 ✭✭✭✭Geuze


    Jesus, lads, I’m torn. Ripped. Burst. The “works”.

    Found out what was, very likely, causing that “nasty” smell I’ve been emitting for the few days.

    Haven’t had a proper clear out since the time I posted about feeling good in here. It’s all been coming out like hot “mousse” or even foam. You the type, it sort of over-flows onto the ring itself before falling directly down. Like lava.

    Anyway, I was expecting more of the same, and it started out that way, but then something changed. You know that feeling you get when you know it’s going to be big and you actually say “oh shít” out loud? I did that.

    I could feel it coming and it was not fun. It moved too slowly. Can something like that be stuck in some bend of the intestines? It was dry, and dense. The closest analogy I can give you is like a medium sized pine cone coming out “point” first.

    It was hell passing it. Hell. Had to do that “Lamaze” breathing, tried cupping under my knees but that didn’t help much. When it was finally out it was as if it was due to gravity as opposed to anything I was doing and it felt like it was trying to stay in by dragging its “claws” into me.

    The relief was short lived, replaced by shock. There was some, intense, “spotting” on the paper. Intense. I stayed long enough, tamping up and hoping the “flow” would have stopped. It took awhile but it did.

    I’ve lined the boxers with folded paper for the night but I’m worried about facing the day if it doesn’t “abate”, or if it starts up again.

    I do not fancy a trip to the docs complaining of a “burst” ring. Anyone here know if there’s light at the end of that tunnel?

    I should point out that there’s no stinging pain or anything. There was during the initial “birthing” but after that it was fine. Bar the, intense, “spotting”.

    This sounds like hemorrhoids.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,026 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Sounds like you passed a wire brush out your hole.

    Might have felt a little “clean” after a wire brush scrubbing but all I feel is worry.
    Sounds like the gas and air would've come in handy, maybe forceps

    With a good dollop of grease and a spray of “WD-40”!

    I’m dreading my next trip.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,026 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Geuze wrote: »
    This sounds like hemorrhoids.

    Ah now, don’t say that!!

    Surely I’d know if I had piles? Would my hole not be hanging out of me with lots of “discomfort”?

    This all started, and hopefully ended, with a big dry turd. Felt like I was shítting out an “oversized” tennis ball. Was difficult and traumatic.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Ah now, don’t say that!!

    Surely I’d know if I had piles? Would my hole not be hanging out of me with lots of “discomfort”?

    This all started, and hopefully ended, with a big dry turd. Felt like I was shítting out an “oversized” tennis ball. Was difficult and traumatic.

    I reckon it is a slight tear E. No biggie.

    Maybe increase your fibre intake for a few weeks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Surely I’d know if I had piles? Would my hole not be hanging out of me with lots of “discomfort”?

    Not necessarily, E. As others have said, sounds like piles or a slight tear. Nothing to worry about. Just don't get constipated for a while, make sure the flow is solid but soft.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Just looking at this

    https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-49985677

    Can you imagine the state of the portaloos after this event ??

    Jaysus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Just looking at this

    https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-49985677

    Can you imagine the state of the portaloos after this event ??

    Jaysus.


    Do you know what? I reckon if you think about the loos will be ok.


    It's at home over the next few days where the real damage will be done.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    ^^ Good point, either way it looks like great junk food, but the poor heart and bowels - and pewter bowl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    ^^ Good point, either way it looks like great junk food, but the poor heart and bowels - and pewter bowl


    I wonder what the jaxs in the Irish dressing room will be like before the game next Saturday...


  • Registered Users Posts: 944 ✭✭✭tgdaly


    I wonder what the jaxs in the Irish dressing room will be like before the game next Saturday...

    I'd say it'll be the All-Browns


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,742 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    ^^ Good point, either way it looks like great junk food, but the poor heart and bowels - and pewter bowl

    Indeed..... sprayed a thin skein of ripe runny scutter over three walls of a Portaloo at the Burning Man event back in the day.

    Stuff was sliding down the walls like Greek yoghurt.

    Feed of very hot burritos and tequila loosened the sphinct and she blew out gouts of runny midden like a fcuking muck spreader.

    Hoop was red raw and weeping for three days.

    Needed a flannel dipped in iced water to calm her down.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Do you know what? I reckon if you think about the loos will be ok.


    It's at home over the next few days where the real damage will be done.

    Absolutely agree. Any man (or woman) serious about attending a festival of fried food will ensure they don’t have unstable rounds in the chamber before attending such an epic event. Probably have a light breakfast of filter coffee and Marlboro Reds to clear things out.

    Then load up on the deep fried food, have a few ‘brewskies’, and head home to await a tough morning in ‘cargo unloading’ the next morning.

    Think Springsteen wrote a song about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    I wonder what the jaxs in the Irish dressing room will be like before the game next Saturday...

    Who are they playing ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 928 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    Indeed..... sprayed a thin skein of ripe runny scutter over three walls of a Portaloo at the Burning Man event back in the day.

    Stuff was sliding down the walls like Greek yoghurt.

    Feed of very hot burritos and tequila loosened the sphinct and she blew out gouts of runny midden like a fcuking muck spreader.

    Hoop was red raw and weeping for three days.

    Needed a flannel dipped in iced water to calm her down.

    You were in your bollocks at Burning Man, pull the other one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    You were in your bollocks at Burning Man, pull the other one.

    Bumming man more like it, UC.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,742 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    You were in your bollocks at Burning Man, pull the other one.

    2008 American Dream, big man.... you shoulda been there.

    The city was hummin’


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Hal3000


    Ah now, don’t say that!!

    Surely I’d know if I had piles? Would my hole not be hanging out of me with lots of “discomfort”?

    This all started, and hopefully ended, with a big dry turd. Felt like I was shítting out an “oversized” tennis ball. Was difficult and traumatic.

    Hopefully it’s not a case of the aul Johnny Giles. Wouldn’t wish that on any man..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,742 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Bumming man more like it, UC.

    Lookit,John, time to forget Fr. Neilus Flynn and the day the of the pattern.

    Lad stretched more bilge pipes than yours.


    Time to let go, dude.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,293 ✭✭✭pinkyeye


    Do you know what? I reckon if you think about the loos will be ok.


    It's at home over the next few days where the real damage will be done.

    No, this kind of shyte comes out STRAIGHT AWAY. At least it does in my case.

    30 minutes tops.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,026 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Hal3000 wrote: »
    Hopefully it’s not a case of the aul Johnny Giles. Wouldn’t wish that on any man..

    Cheers, H, don’t think it’s that. I haven’t suffered any bursts of “roid rage” and when I took a look, “double-mirrored”, there didn’t seem to be anything out of, what I assume to be, the ordinary.
    I reckon it is a slight tear E. No biggie.

    Maybe increase your fibre intake for a few weeks
    Not necessarily, E. As others have said, sounds like piles or a slight tear. Nothing to worry about. Just don't get constipated for a while, make sure the flow is solid but soft.

    You’re both saying “a slight tear” like it’s nothing major!! It’s a slight tear of my ****ing hole!! Putting “slight” before tear doesn’t make it any better. A slight rip. A slight rupture. A slight ****ing split!!! It’s not helping.

    Apologies, as you can tell, I’m a little “shook” here. I didn’t use the toilet yesterday for a sit down. Even went to bed earlier than I have in decades, 10:30pm.

    Had to take the plunge this morning though. There was a lot of worry. And, sure enough, with a little squeeze I dropped another “front loader”. Another stretch, another sharp, sharp, pain. You know the type that cause a weird sting in another part of your body higher up? Something to do with the nerve endings or brain receptors. Anyway, I got one of them.

    Was fine after that. Much less “spotting” this time around. The “affected” area appears to be stage left of the ring, around 11 o’clock on the “barseward” side.

    I know it’s only “slight” but what’s the deal here? Surely, it’s not ok to have faecal matter in the vicinity of a, “slight”, open wound. Am I in danger of getting an infected ring?

    The thoughts would bring a “slight” tear to your eye.

    Oh yes, one last thing, I’ve left a small, torn, sheet of bog roll stuck up against the “tear” like Homer Simpson would use when he shaves, good idea or bad idea?

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Your frustration and shock are understandable E as this is a "new" experience for you.

    It has happened to me on at least 3 or 4 occasions. I googled it first time around and i pretty much had 4 weeks to live according to the "feedback" provided online.

    Thanks to the OH who is a beautician she was able to "diagnose" a couple of occasions due to me having dry skin around the ring area which stretched too much causing a slight bleed.

    The one other occasion was due to (and i'm guessing) a "heavy pay load" which caused again some spotting. On each occasion after 48 hours everything back to normal.

    On your last point, use some parabem & parfum free moisturoiser or lotion. Will help the skin heal and recover


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    E can you modify the diet to make the stools over the next few days softer ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,742 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    E.. plenty of orange juice, brown whole grain bread over the next few days.

    Any rip in the ringpiece can at best be uncomfortable to owner,but can escalate.

    Friend of mine had an issue, but after the above diet, was spraying out bright yellow sludge all over the pewter.

    The hoop healed up nicely and according to himself was backing out nice ‘King Edwards’ with no discomfort.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,533 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    I'd imagine ten+ pints of Guinness would do the trick.

    Scrap the cap!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,026 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Thanks guys. I actually cut out the brown bread last week, as I blamed it for the “nasty” smells I was emitting.

    I’ll up the fibre, as instructed. But won’t “over do” it like I did the time I was constipated. Will, certainly, be avoid the tinned pears.

    Learned that one the hard, or very, very, soft, way. Always fresh.

    Thank you all for your, genuine, support. It is, really, greatly appreciated.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    I don’t mean to butt in here and I understand more spotting isn’t exactly a priority right now but you might want to consider a “spotter” for any undue stress you might be causing?

    The ring; like any other muscle under severe stress is prone to trauma which can come back to haunt you down the line and that can be a scary prospect when trying to shift a heavier load than you are used to. Just remember if the “fudge don’t budge“ definitely up the fibre intake.


  • Registered Users Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Nevin Parsnipp


    Cashew nuts can be good if the down pipe is a bit blocked.

    Got a bag of them on impulse on last Tesco shop...binge ate the freekin lot and spent two subsequent days spewing out thin pale midden.

    Cleared the pipes goodo though...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,742 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Cashew nuts can be good if the down pipe is a bit blocked.

    Got a bag of them on impulse on last Tesco shop...binge ate the freekin lot and spent two subsequent days spewing out thin pale midden.

    Cleared the pipes goodo though...

    Have the opposite effect on this poster Nevin.

    Very oily and dense for me.

    Took on a sack of them once and was as bound as a spinsters clunge for about four days, pale as a young nuns schyte too.

    Eventually the pipes blew and a couple of hippo’s legs later it were all good.


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    I've had a bad cold over the weekend there, been taking uniflu and strepsils like they were popcorn. This had an adverse effect on the ring piece output, very unpleasant mousse like output requiring excessive paperwork. Which in turn caused a lot of rawness and irritation around the hoop. Unpleasant business to be sure.
    This evening however balance and harmony have been restored. The cold is finally buggering off and I can stop popping pills like a demented drug addict. Dropped a solid torpedo down the range, virtually no paperwork. It was magnificent. Felt like a new man afterwards. A fresh beginning indeed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,434 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    Had the pleasure of travelling in UK for work today. Got to try out the loos in a train station, airport and a government building. Have to say the airport (Manchester) was surprisingly comfortable and quiet, the train station was like the end of the world though.


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