Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) MOD WARNING IN OP

New Home · 08-05-2020 10:06am

Antares35 wrote: »

I'll admit, I think the taste of full fat milk ruins tea (I like it in coffee though!). However I hear you on the weight loss thing. My mother will often come home peddling low fat cakes and bars she has bought (overpriced of course) at slimming world and proceed to eat half the box - "they're low fat". OK that doesn't mean you need to eat half the box, could you not just eat one normal cake and at least be done with it. Low fat food in general TA's me. It's so full of sh*te, aspartame etc. Just have a normal portion of normal food!

I lost all respect for SW when they listed avocados as a "bad" food because of the fat content - literally no regard to the fact that it is a good fat, and probably one of the superfoods. They'd rather peddle their carcinogenic cardboard cakes to vulnerable people :rolleyes:

On that note, non-diet cola. Out of all the brands, the only standard cola I've found that doesn't also contain sweeteners is Pepsi. Everything else contains both sugar AND sweeteners. Yes, I'm sure, I've checked loads and loads of brands, including supermarket ones! I seldom drink minerals and if I drink cola only when I urgently need something to keep me awake, but when I do I'd rather avoid additional crap.

Should we blame the sugar tax?

Pawwed Rig · 08-05-2020 10:30am

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Arguing with an idiot, I should know better than to do that.

No you shouldn't

New Home · 08-05-2020 10:32am

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

No you shouldn't

Do you know what's worse than arguing with one idiot? Arguing with two.

Gamer Bhoy 89 · 08-05-2020 11:57am

Antares35 wrote: »

Regina Doherty's face. I'm sorry, I don't know why. I'm sure she is lovely (I know nothing about her) but just the sight of her face irks me. I make no excuses for how trivial and unjustified this annoyance is.

She looks like my ex. That'll do for me

TA: Being called a lockdown merchant by someone who never met me, and somehow they already know that I will refuse to go back to work and wish for this thing to go on forever. They already have me figured out better than my own mother. I'm gonna go back on the dole and claim 210 and lie to Intreo about where I live. I'm gonna turn down every job offer and I'm gonna be a workshy arsehole with nothing to show for it.

They know more about me than I do. That's impressive.

Tauriel · 08-05-2020 12:29pm

Birds shat all over my lovely alloys!!! :mad:

I want a shotgun, it's war!

New Home · 08-05-2020 12:32pm

But a shotgun would damage the tyres, Shelly...

...you didn't think this through, did you?

Tauriel · 08-05-2020 12:38pm

New Home wrote: »

But a shotgun would damage the tyres, Shelly...

...you didn't think this through, did you?

:eek:

Mind you, we feed the feckers a couple of times a day and this is the thanks I get!??

Porklife · 08-05-2020 1:36pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Arguing with an idiot, I should know better than to do that.

Long night staring into the mirror eh?
*this is not a casual drug reference*

TA my flatmate is really "nice" so visualising murdering him and binning the corpse makes me feel bad....although....

dubstarr · 08-05-2020 2:02pm

People standing at the hand gel machine when you enter a shop.Just squirt and go.

ohnonotgmail · 08-05-2020 2:05pm

dubstarr wrote: »

People standing at the hand gel machine when you enter a shop.Just squirt and go.

a motto to live by

Ted_YNWA · 08-05-2020 2:42pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Arguing with an idiot, I should know better than to do that.

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

No you shouldn't

New Home wrote: »

Do you know what's worse than arguing with one idiot? Arguing with two.

Never argue with an idiot.

They will drag you down to their level & beat you with experience.

Sephiroth_dude · 08-05-2020 2:45pm

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

No you shouldn't

Ok........sorry dad ☹️

:pac::pac:

cj maxx · 08-05-2020 3:07pm

That all the 7up on shelves in stores are 7up free.
Dunnes, Tesco only sugar free 7up on the shelves.
What's the story?

Antares35 · 08-05-2020 3:07pm

the beer revolu wrote: »

I really like her voice when on the radio.

She has a great face for radio alright.

TA I couldn't feel the baby kicking that much so I drank a litre of Ribena to see if a sugar boost would do the trick. She's kicking me half to death now.

Sephiroth_dude · 08-05-2020 3:13pm

Porklife wrote: »

Long night staring into the mirror eh?

Ya.......you'd know all about that now though wouldn't ya? seeing as you do it on nightly basis

;-P .

A Consonant Please Carol · 08-05-2020 3:24pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote:

Ya.......you'd know all about now though wouldn't ya? seeing as you do it on nightly basis ;-P .

Oooohhh you just got served..... :pac:

Archeron · 08-05-2020 3:25pm

For some reason I haven't figured out yet, I can't stop mega farting the past few days. And they aren't subtle parp and run types either, these are the kind that could wake the dead and make them instantly regret coming back.
Also, birds have nested in my roof right above my bedroom window. At night they make constant tap tap noises, and during the day they constantly scream like they're being ripped apart by werewolves. I love nature but God grant me patience and a shotgun. I don't know if It's the lovely clean air we have now but the estate I live in sounds like the Amazon rainforest at the moment.

New Home · 08-05-2020 3:26pm

Earplugs. For both of your problems.

degsie · 08-05-2020 3:41pm

New Home wrote: »

Earplugs. For both of your problems.

And noseplugs for everyone else :eek:

New Home · 08-05-2020 3:42pm

No, earplugs, too.

Sephiroth_dude · 08-05-2020 3:43pm

A Consonant Please Carol wrote: »

Oooohhh you just got served..... :pac:

:pac:

dubstarr · 08-05-2020 7:10pm

People who dont read the full thread.And then ask questions that the poster put in the opening post.

Especially if you are on the first page ad some gobsite asks a stupid question.

Rubberlegs · 08-05-2020 7:28pm

I washed a punnet of cherry tomatoes and dried them in a tea towel and then put them in the oven to roast. I picked up the tea towel after they were done and one rogue tomato was caught up in it still. Snakey little fecker.

degsie · 08-05-2020 7:32pm

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I washed a punnet of cherry tomatoes and dried them in a tea towel and then put them in the oven to roast. I picked up the tea towel after they were done and one rogue tomato was caught up in it still. Snakey little fecker.

TA'd that people would put tea towels in an oven :cool:

Rubberlegs · 08-05-2020 8:18pm

degsie wrote: »

TA'd that people would put tea towels in an oven :cool:

TA'd that anyone would think I'd be silly enough to do that

mikemac2 · 08-05-2020 8:20pm

Autosport wrote: »

Can’t decide on what phone I want

iPhone X, XR or 11

XR

I recommend

selous · 08-05-2020 8:32pm

Licence
Licenced
Licencing

There's NO flippin S in it anywhere

EmmetSpiceland · 08-05-2020 9:28pm

selous wrote: »

Licence
Licenced
Licencing

There's NO flippin S in it anywhere

Poetic license.

ohnonotgmail · 08-05-2020 9:52pm

selous wrote: »

Licence
Licenced
Licencing

There's NO flippin S in it anywhere

Licence - Noun
License - Verb

The Princess Bride · 08-05-2020 10:19pm

Out for a lovely walk earlier on what was a beautiful day.
Supermacs bags lying in their not-so-natural habitat.
Why can't people bring their rubbish home, is it that difficult to use a bin?

the purple tin · 08-05-2020 11:44pm

When a tiny bit of water etc 'goes down the wrong way' and suddenly you are red in the face, spluttering and coughing uncontrollably like a diseased pig with tears streaming from your eyes.
A serious over-reaction on the body's part and extremely embarrasing when it happens in public.

the purple tin · 08-05-2020 11:46pm

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Out for a lovely walk earlier on what was a beautiful day.
Supermacs bags lying in their not-so-natural habitat.
Why can't people bring their rubbish home, is it that difficult to use a bin?

Stop the lights! The amount of disposable gloves and masks all over the place really makes me angry.

blade1 · 09-05-2020 12:31pm

Two TA's if that's ok.
Hope it doesn't TA anyone :pac:

First one, at the self service check out in Tesco, don't leave your basket on the thing and walk off expecting me to tidy up after you!
May your armpits be afflicted with the itch of 1000 fleas!

Secondly, I unfollowed this thread unbeknownst to myself.

Had to trawl through a whole 2 pages of AH new posts to find it!

I may be a little tetchy today :pac:

castletownman · 09-05-2020 1:59pm

Had a TA yesterday that completely slipped my mind until now- how TA'ing

Had ordered a cake for my GF's birthday from one of the cafes/bakeries, and was collecting it yesterday afternoon. Premises were observing good social distancing protocols to be fair, with a one-way system in place and the two staff behind the counter protected by a perspex sheet and wearing PPE.

Of course there was some loudmouth woman and I assume her daughter ("blow-ins" going by their accents) who were ordering their own cake all the while displaying no self-awareness. They kept wandering in among other customers, talking REALLY loud to the staff and asking the most inane questions. When my order arrived, the staff member who was dealing with me asked me to take a quick look to see if I was happy, and I had it in my mind that one of these eejits is definitely going to want a sneak-peek for herself.

And sure enough, even though I barely cracked open the box to confirm I was happy with what I got (I was-nicest cake I ever had

), there the older of the two was craning her neck over my shoulder saying "jaysus dat's bleedin' gawjus lookin'. I'll have one like his". I could literally smell the fags off her breath.

Feck off back to Dublin you head-wrecker.

freshpopcorn · 09-05-2020 2:35pm

I read a news head line wrong regarding Covid19.

It said
X amount of deaths from Covid19, 157 new cases.

I missed the space and thought there was 19,157 new cases.

I don't know what kind of annoyance this is.

the purple tin · 09-05-2020 2:51pm

Guarantee. Why do they spell it like that when it is pronounced ga-run-tee. ta with weird words that you always spell wrong.
Restaurant is another.

DoozerT6 · 09-05-2020 3:13pm

TA'd at myself today.

Witnessed another motorist make a silly maneuver on my journey home from work yesterday (essential worker).

But!!, I did the exact same thing as the other car myself today. I cannot even begin to explain the brain fart and the feeling of stupidity afterwards. People be stupid, yo.

It's me. I'm people.

Lesson learned.

Porklife · 09-05-2020 4:36pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Ya.......you'd know all about that now though wouldn't ya? seeing as you do it on nightly basis ;-P .

How very dare you!! On the other hand...you're right:p

Ta that my friend just did an off licence run and came back with Becks. Nonsense beer ðŸ˜
Although the sunshine and canal are helping with its drink ability ðŸ»

Porklife · 09-05-2020 4:42pm

the purple tin wrote: »

When a tiny bit of water etc 'goes down the wrong way' and suddenly you are red in the face, spluttering and coughing uncontrollably like a diseased pig with tears streaming from your eyes.
A serious over-reaction on the body's part and extremely embarrasing when it happens in public.

Lol ðŸ˜႒

Be right back · 09-05-2020 7:42pm

Beautiful sunshine all day. Arrive home after work to rain.

dubstarr · 09-05-2020 8:50pm

Trying to learn to plait my hair.And i just cant do it.Its really annoying me.

Sephiroth_dude · 09-05-2020 10:29pm

Ta'd I made a cup of tea and forgot all about it and went to take a sip of it and it stone cold

Porklife wrote: »

How very dare you!! On the other hand...you're right:p

the purple tin · 09-05-2020 10:42pm

I was waiting ages for a pot to boil for eggs before I realised I hadn't turned on the hob. :mad:

Like they said on Newman and Baddiel show: suicide should never be an option, unless of course you've been waiting ages for the kettle to boil and then noticed that it wasn't plugged in.

Mam of 4 · 09-05-2020 11:17pm

the purple tin wrote: »

I was waiting ages for a pot to boil for eggs before I realised I hadn't turned on the hob. :mad:

Like they said on Newman and Baddiel show: suicide should never be an option, unless of course you've been waiting ages for the kettle to boil and then noticed that it wasn't plugged in.

Add to that plugging in phone to charge , and not realising the switch wasn't turned on ..
Nope not me ...

the purple tin · 09-05-2020 11:29pm

I went to the supermarket once and the girl at the till was being really polite and cheerful. I took out my bag for life-from a rival supermarket- and I swear her expression hardened slightly, a frost descended and she was quite cool and businesslike to me after that.
Did she over-react, I did nothing wrong like

freshpopcorn · 09-05-2020 11:38pm

Connell’s chain!

Panda Killa · 10-05-2020 12:35am

I've got a weird TA.

I used love the Hardy Boys mystery books as a kid....and would love getting them from the library,
there's nearly 200 in total written by Franklin W Dixon... only....there was no Franklin Dixon...it was a pseudonym used by a collective of over 20 writers....
I only found this out last year ffs

Potential-Monke · 10-05-2020 8:21am

Panda Killa wrote: »

I've got a weird TA.

I used love the Hardy Boys mystery books as a kid....and would love getting them from the library,
there's nearly 200 in total written by Franklin W Dixon... only....there was no Franklin Dixon...it was a pseudonym used by a collective of over 20 writers....
I only found this out last year ffs

I'll annoy you more and let you know that msot fo the original 38 books were re-written or edited to make the boyos more respectful of authority and to remove negative or racist remarks!

Can't believe it took a collective of people to write them...

TA'd that there's a rumour there's a new Twilight book on the way. Don't even know if it's true, but if so, that's just a sign of how bad things are getting...

Ted_YNWA · 10-05-2020 8:25am

Panda Killa wrote:

I used love the Hardy Boys mystery books as a kid....and would love getting them from the library, there's nearly 200 in total written by Franklin W Dixon... only....there was no Franklin Dixon...it was a pseudonym used by a collective of over 20 writers.... I only found this out last year ffs

You're after RUINING my childhood.

Used to love them books, knew it was pseudonym, didn't realise it was multitude of writers.

Panda Killa · 10-05-2020 9:08am

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I'll annoy you more and let you know that msot fo the original 38 books were re-written or edited to make the boyos more respectful of authority and to remove negative or racist remarks!

Can't believe it took a collective of people to write them...

TA'd that there's a rumour there's a new Twilight book on the way. Don't even know if it's true, but if so, that's just a sign of how bad things are getting...

Yeah, they started off in the late 1920's..I had a few of the reprints done in the 70's.
There is a new twilight...I think it's called New Moon...tells thing's from the werewolves side...not sure if it's to run in parallel or is it a prequel.

My daughter is obsessed with the movies...books and Robert Pattinson...she will genuinely go to bed.. watch 1 or 2 of the movies....or read the books....and could do that 5 nights a week.. she actually wants me to book a holiday to that town Forks...wants it more than fcking Disneyland!!

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