Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP*

JeffreyEpspeen

People gawking at you from passing cars when you're out for a walk. Any wonder there are so many road crashes in this country.

4Ad

Make a cup of coffee and get a biscuit and go outside into the sun, by the time you are outside you have the biscuit eaten...(excuse to have another one)

Mam of 4

4Ad wrote: »

Make a cup of coffee and get a biscuit and go outside into the sun, by the time you are outside you have the biscuit eaten...(excuse to have another one)

Bring the packet out with you

ohnonotgmail

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Bring the packet out with you

i like your thinking.

Mam of 4

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

i like your thinking.

My thinking is eat what you want of them , then bring the rest back in when you're finished !
(If there's any left that is :pac:)

Porklife

"unexpected item in the bagging area"
Oh I left my plastic bag there I'll move it now "unexpected item in the bagging area"... gimme a second I'm about to move it, my hands were full "unexpected item in the bagging area"...I ****ing know!!

Antares35

JeffreyEpspeen wrote: »

People gawking at you from passing cars when you're out for a walk. Any wonder there are so many road crashes in this country.

Yes! And the chances are if you are walking and they are driving, you are probably within 2 km of your house but they probably aren't within 2km of theirs! Happens me every time I take a walk near my house. Some feckin day tripper will go past in a 4 wheel drive, staring me out of it. I stare them back and would love to just say, "I'm abiding by the restrictions, are you?" :mad:

Widdershins

An illbred mannerless tramp of a woman went behind my back recently and made a pass at my fiance. Might be mitigated if she was unaware he is engaged, but she is aware. If there's one thing I hate its she-tramps who backstab other women. She'll learn. Fast.

New Home

Widdershins wrote: »

An illbred mannerless tramp of a woman went behind my back recently and made a pass at my fiance. Might be mitigated if she was unaware he is engaged, but she is aware. If there's one thing I hate its she-tramps who backstab other women. She'll learn. Fast.

Stiletto attack. It's the only thing for it. :mad:

Widdershins

New Home wrote: »

Stiletto attack. It's the only thing for it. :mad:

*draws finger across throat*.
I'm afraid its curtains for ms. Trampface.

New Home

Send her to go sleep with the fishes. Tell her that cement shoes are all the rage, this season.

Widdershins

Concrete Manolo Blahniks.

the beer revolu

That I'm now terrified of but also aroused by widdershins!

eisenberg1

Ji’effreyEpspeen wrote: »

People gawking at you from passing cars when you're out for a walk. Any wonder there are so many road crashes in this country.

Put you clothes back on😊

Kitty6277

Lots of niggly things working together to p!ss me off today :mad:

RMAOK

People belching or farting and thinking no one can hear them :rolleyes:

CrowdedHouse

The temperature reached 19.9C on my weather station today - why couldn't it go to 20 and make it count as a warm day

NewbridgeIR

Bredabe wrote: »

Someone I email regularly uses small letters to start their names on the emails.

TA's me every time I see it.

Linkedin profiles with names entirely in lower case are a huge red flag.

branie2

503 message again!

castletownman

The local paper had a lovely section this week dedicated to grandkids to send messages to their grandparents, complete with photos etc.

Of course, I started weeping reading it. This situation is really starting to toy with my emotions.

JeffreyEpspeen

RMAOK wrote: »

People belching or farting and thinking no one can hear them :rolleyes:

I hate when you're queuing for a drink in a nightclub or pub and somebody farts. I wonder how often it's a really hot girl doing it. You never really know, do you? They have to let it out somehow and god knows they can't do it in the girls toilets the way those things are wedged with people fixing their makeup and having girl talks.

Widdershins

TA the confusion...the Dublin outdoor rave can go ahead but Ive had to defer my wedding, as attending even an outdoor one would scare people and felt wrong.

Archeron

JeffreyEpspeen wrote: »

I hate when you're queuing for a drink in a nightclub or pub and somebody farts. I wonder how often it's a really hot girl doing it. You never really know, do you? They have to let it out somehow and god knows they can't do it in the girls toilets the way those things are wedged with people fixing their makeup and having girl talks.

Or somebody who farts in a lift just as they get out leaving you with both the stench and the blame by the next person that gets in. Those accusing eyes of new passengers haunt me....

Potential-Monke

Widdershins wrote: »

"Woot!".

There. The annoyance to end them all.

Ah that's because it's spelled wrong. Should be W00T! Zeros, not Os.

Porklife wrote: »

Grown men playing video games. Looking at you almost 30 years old flatmate. Unbelievable. Sat there on his fat lazy arse playing FIFA in a shared living room for hours at a time. I feel guilty if I'm watching something for more than half an hour. Go read a book or go out to the garden and kick a real football you self entitled flabby prick ��

TA'd that people still consider gaming to be a childs' pastime, when the average age of a gamer is now 35... And gamers have to grow up...

TA'd that when typed with a capital, Zeros looks weird. Or i'm playing too many Greek based games.

Doctor Nick

TA'd that we are deemed to be an essential service (we aren't) but if anyone felt uncomfortable working due to the pandemic they could stay at home. I was the exception to this. Most of my colleagues availed of the option to stay at home.

The TA is the MD is expecting the same level of productivity as a full office. He's basically expecting me to meet all SLA's by myself which would normally be covered by 7 people. I've never been so stressed over work. Almost lost the plot with him yesterday when he told me one job is my priority but 7 other jobs need to be prioritised when they come in. I asked him if he understood what priority meant.

This lockdown is really stressing me out. I've never worked so hard in my life

Ted_YNWA

Archeron wrote:

Or somebody who farts in a lift just as they get out leaving you with both the stench and the blame by the next person that gets in. Those accusing eyes of new passengers haunt me....

That's wrong on every level.

Trigger Happy

When eating a relatively healthy breakfast my mind is consumed with thoughts of Pizza. Thin crust extra meaty.

Antares35

JeffreyEpspeen wrote: »

I hate when you're queuing for a drink in a nightclub or pub and somebody farts. I wonder how often it's a really hot girl doing it. You never really know, do you? They have to let it out somehow and god knows they can't do it in the girls toilets the way those things are wedged with people fixing their makeup and having girl talks.

Do you know, on reflection, they could very well be the culprits! There is a tendency to think it's the crusty fat guy but actually, these "hot girls" are probably on restricted diets with very little carbs, perhaps the Atkins diet with all it's protein, possibly funny slimming pills and shakes that mess up your digestive system etc. Hmmm :pac:

TA my cat has a good acre in which to roam, and is currently taking a dump in front of my bedroom window. I thought cats were meant to be private creatures.

Antares35

Widdershins wrote: »

TA the confusion...the Dublin outdoor rave can go ahead but Ive had to defer my wedding, as attending even an outdoor one would scare people and felt wrong.

That's awful

the beer revolu

Antares35 wrote: »

TA my cat has a good acre in which to roam, and is currently taking a dump in front of my bedroom window. I thought cats were meant to be private creatures.

I'm not sure where the idea of cats, privacy and toileting came from.
Ours tend to aim their arses at us while sh1tting in the garden - usually when we're eating!