Dental plan!

Galway K9 · 06-10-2010 7:14pm

Best line ever where ned is principal after seymour gets fired.

Ned: "Lets thank the lord for another glorious school day!"
Superintendent Charmers: "That sounded like a prayer!!??!!, a prayer in a public school, God has no place place within these walls!"

krudler · 06-10-2010 7:15pm

Milhouse: I've been selected to represent the school at the national grammar rodeo in Canada!
Martin :I've been selected to represent the school at the national grammar rodeo in Canada!
Nelson :I'm going away for a week, see ya!

KnifeWRENCH · 06-10-2010 7:17pm

Creature wrote: »

They're playing the elephant song again.

I love that. Reminds me of elephants.

krudler · 06-10-2010 7:44pm

The last pineapple! plenty ripe too!
I'm not fruit! I'm a kid!
Thats what the pumpkin said.
Hi Lisa, we're going to be in a pie!

GLaDOS · 06-10-2010 8:14pm

Looks like those clowns in congress have done it again, what a bunch of clowns.

Shankly Gates · 06-10-2010 8:20pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpNtbyz3DEE

SEPT 23 1989 · 06-10-2010 8:32pm

Louie: It's him all right. Should I shoot him gangland style or execution style?
Fat Tony: Listen to your heart.

Busi_Girl08 · 06-10-2010 8:34pm

"Seeeeeex?! What's wrong with your Dad saying the word 'seeeeeeex'? I've had seeeeeeex!!"

Swampy · 06-10-2010 8:38pm

Don't you hate pants!?

take everything · 06-10-2010 8:43pm

Bit of an obscure one.
"Don't have a cow, man". :pac:

Busi_Girl08 · 06-10-2010 8:47pm

Homer - "Pfft. Look at those idiots. I paid my taxes over a year ago"
Lisa - "Dad..."
Homer - "What is it sweety? Is there a scary picture in your book?

Ridley · 06-10-2010 8:51pm

take everything wrote: »

"Don't have a cow, man". :pac:

#If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson.

krudler · 06-10-2010 8:51pm

Oooooh! floor pie!

Sam Vimes · 06-10-2010 8:52pm

krudler wrote: »

Oooooh! floor pie!

Mmmmm, something
Mmmmm, free goo
Mmmmm, sacrilicious

take everything · 06-10-2010 8:55pm

"Turn the middle side topwise... TOPWISE."

krudler · 06-10-2010 8:59pm

take everything wrote: »

"Turn the middle side topwise... TOPWISE."

Now I remember why i put this thing down here in the first place!

take everything · 06-10-2010 9:00pm

Grandpa Simpson: "I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with, isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary. It'll happen to yoooouuu."

Love that- apart from being bloody funny it really resonates.

Galway K9 · 06-10-2010 9:02pm

"shhhh! Dont mention S-E-X, C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N present!"

Krusty: "Sex Cauldron i thought they closed that place down!":D

Busi_Girl08 · 06-10-2010 9:05pm

Homer on Rock Bottom

"Well someone had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on her [cut] sweet can [CUT]. I grab her [cut] sweet can [cut]. Oh just thinking about her [cut] sweet can [cut]. I just wish I had her sweee -sw-sw-sweeet can [cut] right now."

"So, you admit you liked her can."
*Freeze frame*
"Mr. Simpson you silence is only making things worse"
*Zooms in*
"Mr. Simpson, no. Don't take out your anger at me...."
*Close up on frame*
*Mr. Simpson NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Dramatisation. May not have happened."

Jimbob1977 · 06-10-2010 9:05pm

Compadres! It is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember - a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook

take everything · 06-10-2010 9:05pm

Galway K9 wrote: »

"shhhh! Dont mention S-E-X, C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N present!"

Krusty: "Sex Cauldron i thought they closed that place down!":D

Brilliant Krusty quote.
The way they sum up his illiteracy and sleaziness/weirdness in one line.

jd007 · 06-10-2010 9:05pm

"It's every parents dream to outlive their children"

Galway K9 · 06-10-2010 9:12pm

"I heard those things are awfully loud?!?!"

anyone wanna finish it off??

krudler · 06-10-2010 9:16pm

Homer! are you actually giving up your faith?
No! no no no no no no no no!
...well yes.

Overheal · 06-10-2010 9:19pm

jd007 wrote: »

"It's every parents dream to outlive their children"

I wont even live to see my own children die

krudler · 06-10-2010 9:20pm

Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
And you remember....Matthew... 21:17.
"And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Yeah. Think about it.

Fuzzy_Dunlop · 06-10-2010 9:21pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQknHwPrq9Y

Galway K9 · 06-10-2010 9:23pm

Sweet merciful crap!!!!....that was a classic!!!!!!:D

krudler · 06-10-2010 9:30pm

Qoute doesnt work with this as its visual, it never fails to make me laugh though

krudler · 06-10-2010 9:31pm

Ah wash mah self with a rag on a stick!

Galway K9 · 06-10-2010 9:37pm

haha, Little Timmy fell down the well

Marge: "I got you a sweater so you dont get cold down the well!"
Bart: "Its too big!"
Homer: "Dont worry you'll grow into it!"
Marge:"Homer!!!"

SeaFields · 06-10-2010 9:38pm

Willie on Santa Little Helpers brief visit - I ate the mess he left on the rug. You heard me!

Hockney · 06-10-2010 9:48pm

Do you hold a grudge against Mongomery Burns?

No! *BUZZ*

Alrigghhht.....maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him! *DING!*

....checks out. OK sir, you're free to go.

Good! 'Coz I got a hot date tonight! *BUZZ*

A date. *BUZZ*

Dinner with friends. *BUZZ*

Dinner alone. *BUZZ*

Watching TV alone! *BUZZ*

AAWWRRRIIIIIGHHHT!!!!! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret Catalogue! *BUZZ*

*sighs*

Sears Catalogue. *DING!*

My name is URL · 06-10-2010 9:59pm

FBI man 1: Tell you what, Mr. Simpson, from now on your name is Homer Thompson, from Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit, hmmmm? So when I say hello Mr. Thompson, you say hi.

Homer: Check!

FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.

[Homer stares blankly]

FBI man 1: Now, remember, your name is Homer Thompson.

Homer: I gotcha!

FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.

[again Homer stares blankly]

[FBI men stare at each other]

FBI man 1: [frustrated] Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

Homer: No problem.

[stepping hard on Homer's foot]

FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.

....

Homer: [whispering to the FBI man 2] I think he's talking to you.

Ridley · 06-10-2010 9:59pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpoYYC7lut8

"'To lift the spider's curse, simply recite a Bible verse...' Um... 'Thou shalt not...' Ah the hell with it." *clobbers spider with rock*

KeithM89_old · 06-10-2010 10:02pm

Nobody likes Milhouse!!

Galway K9 · 06-10-2010 10:08pm

Hockney wrote: »

Do you hold a grudge against Mongomery Burns?

No! *BUZZ*

Alrigghhht.....maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him! *DING!*

....checks out. OK sir, you're free to go.

Good! 'Coz I got a hot date tonight! *BUZZ*

A date. *BUZZ*

Dinner with friends. *BUZZ*

Dinner alone. *BUZZ*

Watching TV alone! *BUZZ*

AAWWRRRIIIIIGHHHT!!!!! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret Catalogue! *BUZZ*

*sighs*

Sears Catalogue. *DING!*

"No will ya unhook me from this thing, i dont deserve this sort of shabby treatment!" *BUZZ*

Busi_Girl08 · 06-10-2010 10:11pm

Homer - "Marge, since I am not talking to Lisa, could you ask her to pass me the syrup?"
Marge - "Mmm, Lisa could you pass your father the syrup?"
Lisa - "Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if he promises not to use it on any MEAT products."
Bart - "You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, Fatboy?"
Homer - "Marge, tell Bart that I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning"
Marge - "Tell hims yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart"
Homer - "Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out"
Marge - "Homer, you're not not talking to me, and besides I heard what you said!"
Homer - "Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case"
Bart - "Uh, Dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to"
Homer - "Bart, GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

Busi_Girl08 · 06-10-2010 10:27pm

STELLAAAAAA!!! STELLLAAAAAAAA!!!

Can't you hear me yellaaaa, you're putting me through helllaaa...

Steeellaa.... STELLAAAAAA!!!

PerrinV2 · 06-10-2010 10:28pm

Comic Book Guy: "That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore. It is worth one hundred and fifty dollars."

Galway K9 · 06-10-2010 10:31pm

"That flower van has been outside our house all night!"

** Van across road - Flowers
By
Irene

Galway K9 · 06-10-2010 10:32pm

"That flower van has been outside our house all night!"

** Van across road -
Flowers
By
Irene

jd007 · 06-10-2010 10:34pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kOQZP4cbrw

smokedeels · 06-10-2010 11:03pm

"you can run, but you can't glide."

flyton5 · 06-10-2010 11:09pm

"Now you know what to do laddie...burn the house down. Burn em all..."

"People, I eh, would like to remind you that eh, we are not offering a child minding service tonight. I have no idea who that man you gave your kids to is."

*shocked gasps from crowd*

silvervixen84 · 06-10-2010 11:10pm

Dad: If you kids can't keep your hands to yourselves, I'm gonna turn this car around and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!
(Nelson smacks back of his head)
Dad: That's it, back to Winnipeg!

Risteard · 06-10-2010 11:21pm

'Ladies and gentlemen what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's day stands for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property, are these the things we think of, when we think of the Irish?'

krudler · 06-10-2010 11:33pm

Thats not Krusty!
What do you think I slapped a clown suit on some wino?
Yeah! I so am Crunchy the Clown!

Shopkeeper: [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

krudler · 06-10-2010 11:35pm

I sentence you to a lifetime on Monster Island!..dont worry, its just a name.
*cut to Lisa and other people running from monsters*
He said it was just a name!
What he meant was that monster island is actually a peninsula!

krudler · 06-10-2010 11:36pm

Homer!
Hehe, thats what grownups call me, you call me daddy.
Homer!
daddy..
Homer!
DADDY!
Da..
Da..
Domer, hehehehe

Dental plan!

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