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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    god e'd b so lucky ansa um better tooo learn bita respect fr ppl bfre beggn fr a gf a sadcase nly a mouth buhh havn gt de balls tah say it cha face bad case ov a person
    God he'd be so lucky *gibberish* Better to learn a bit of respect for people before begging for a girlfriend. What a sad case. Only a mouth but haven't got the balls to say it to your face. Bad case of a person.

    I've kind of deciphered it but I'm still lost as to it's actual meaning :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    god e'd b so lucky ansa um better tooo learn bita respect fr ppl bfre beggn fr a gf a sadcase nly a mouth buhh havn gt de balls tah say it cha face bad case ov a person

    I'd like to take a crack at deciphering this one if I may....... .

    Heavens, he would need to practice his social skills. It would serve him better to learn some respect for others before starting to seek a new lady friend. He is an odd individual, merely a braggart who lacks the courage to openly speak one-to-one with others. Undoubtedly this person is never going to be a success in life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Fishyfreak wrote: »
    "Enjoy yous are day 2day.........."

    :(
    How stupid can you get. Everyone knows the correct spelling is 'yizzer' , as in

    Enjoy yizzer day 2day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    You're welcome! :pac:

    http://i.imgur.com/5fVlLH2.jpg?1


  • Registered Users Posts: 140 ✭✭Detached Retina


    Makeup is a huge deception

    I know. It's feckin' great!:pac:
    Though that contouring, on some folks-in daylight is just really weird and OTT


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    god e'd b so lucky ansa um better tooo learn bita respect fr ppl bfre beggn fr a gf a sadcase nly a mouth buhh havn gt de balls tah say it cha face bad case ov a person

    What a c*nt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    A 'Garda Car Selfie'

    Aww yeah, look at us boys, we're cool, taking a picture in front of a Garda car.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,882 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    whats this ****e where people edit there profile pics and put in all different colours. Is it something to do with gay rights and all that bull crap


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    whats this ****e where people edit there profile pics and put in all different colours. Is it something to die with gay rights and sum bull crap

    Is that a status you're quoting or a question you're asking?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4 tumbledwarf


    coolhull wrote: »
    And grammar or spelling lessons are often cheaper than those lethal injection serums

    'Sera' when addressing a crowd please.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I think I've finally managed to block that Timehop bollocks from appearing on my newsfeed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    "What is the rite time.."

    Seriously! She is full time asking that question.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "What is the rite time.."

    Seriously! She is full time asking that question.

    buy her a watch.

    Got a glimpse of this today when someone retweeted a local SF Cllrs comment, ugh reason never to be a public rep...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    efb wrote: »
    buy her a watch.

    Got a glimpse of this today when someone retweeted a local SF Cllrs comment, ugh reason never to be a public rep...
    Probably typed on a Galaxy with the time in her face on the screensaver


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    efb wrote: »
    buy her a watch.

    Got a glimpse of this today when someone retweeted a local SF Cllrs comment, ugh reason never to be a public rep...


    She has a watch, she is just looking for attention.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    "Hav,nt drank since christy 30th birthday. And sham tha was almos 3yrago, ive the house hunked up to cris spekers. Better trne dwmn the musek shamm.il hav gaurds ot 2us. O i lue vodka amd maxmim of wiske haha. O no jut cope iv2 go dwn to athlon mornin. Hope i dot hav lilman on my head bang bang.. Sorry if i derment any1 tonight. Im of peps iv a man to pleac nitynight akl. Booom wha u sa now lok"

    I say boom boom turn up the music.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    ^^^^

    That's just cringeworthy. I presume she's also over 30 years of age.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    ^^^^

    That's just cringeworthy. I presume she's also over 30 years of age.

    I don't know to be honest or as is popular on fb, tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "Hav,nt drank since christy 30th birthday. And sham tha was almos 3yrago, ive the house hunked up to cris spekers. Better trne dwmn the musek shamm.il hav gaurds ot 2us. O i lue vodka amd maxmim of wiske haha. O no jut cope iv2 go dwn to athlon mornin. Hope i dot hav lilman on my head bang bang.. Sorry if i derment any1 tonight. Im of peps iv a man to pleac nitynight akl. Booom wha u sa now lok"

    I say boom boom turn up the music.

    In English???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    efb wrote: »
    In English???

    I have not drank since Christys 30th birthday party. And people that was almost three years ago. I have the house decorated up to "cris speakers"? I better turn down the music people. I will have the guards on to us. Oh I love vodka and maximum of whiskey. Haha. Oh no I have just copped I have to go to Athlone in the morning. I hope I don't have little men in my head banging. Sorry if I demented anyone tonight. I am off people. I have a man to please. Nighty night all. Boom what do you say now like.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "Hav,nt drank since christy 30th birthday. And sham tha was almos 3yrago, ive the house hunked up to cris spekers. Better trne dwmn the musek shamm.il hav gaurds ot 2us. O i lue vodka amd maxmim of wiske haha. O no jut cope iv2 go dwn to athlon mornin. Hope i dot hav lilman on my head bang bang.. Sorry if i derment any1 tonight. Im of peps iv a man to pleac nitynight akl. Booom wha u sa now lok"

    I say boom boom turn up the music.

    First class honours in UCD? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,223 ✭✭✭Michael D Not Higgins


    eternal wrote: »
    First class honours in UCD? :p

    Booom wha'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,812 ✭✭✭Precious flower


    anna080 wrote: »
    Filters, the right angles, lighting, make up etc.. Basically I could make my big toe look like Cindy Crawford if I tried hard enough

    Or girls who post up really grainy/blurry profile pictures where you can just about make out their faces and they get 50 plus likes for it? Along with comments like "Stunner" "Ride" etc. :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Oh dear Lord, just when I think I have seen it all there's this. A friend liked it so it came up on my newsfeed.

    Dear All,

    It's been almost a year since I departed and my friend is going to close my account tomorrow.

    Think of me now and again with a smile x



    This is followed by comments such as "hope you're enjoying it up there, friend"
    I had a little stalk on the page, as you do :). It is full of status updates, as if the deceased has written them himself. Letting everyone know his dog is now up there with him is one example. What the actual fook?? It's stuff like this that makes me weep for humanity :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    73Cat wrote: »
    Oh dear Lord, just when I think I have seen it all there's this. A friend liked it so it came up on my newsfeed.

    Dear All,

    It's been almost a year since I departed and my friend is going to close my account tomorrow.

    Think of me now and again with a smile x

    This is followed by comments such as "hope you're enjoying it up there, friend"
    I had a little stalk on the page, as you do :). It is full of status updates, as if the deceased has written them himself. Letting everyone know his dog is now up there with him is one example. What the actual fook?? It's stuff like this that makes me weep for humanity :(

    'I had my first sh¡t up in heaven. It was epic'

    'Jesus is such a dick, he keeps putting my Malteasers through his stigmata. It's rank!'

    'Dog poo turns to marshmallows in heaven. No need for pooper scoopers!'


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  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    But maybe he just departed to Australia a year ago.
    And got a pet passport for his dog and shipped him over?
    On Facebook anything is possible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    coolhull wrote: »
    But maybe he just departed to Australia a year ago.
    And got a pet passport for his dog and shipped him over?
    On Facebook anything is possible.

    Hehe ! There is actually a status saying what clothes he was laid out in , and where he is laid to rest. Definitely dead ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    73Cat wrote: »
    Hehe ! There is actually a status saying what clothes he was laid out in , and where he is laid to rest. Definitely dead ;)

    'Can't believe they got me a snazzy Gucci outfit for the coffin. Deffo going to be the best dressed corpse in Glasnevin. #feelingblessed'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    73Cat wrote: »
    Hehe ! There is actually a status saying what clothes he was laid out in , and where he is laid to rest. Definitely dead ;)

    Celtic Jersey?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    "I'd like to wish my late dada in heaven a very happy 113th birthday today,still missing you after all these years dada"

    F.F.S!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    I hear Facebook is geoblocked in heaven!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,964 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    efb wrote: »
    I hear Facebook is geoblocked in heaven!

    You wouldn't want "d angles" to hear about pages like "Atheist Jesus", I guess. :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    If you really want to know Jesus, send him a friend request.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    coolhull wrote: »
    If you really want to know Jesus, send him a friend request.

    He's very cliquey. Just hangs out with his posse of 12 bros and that's it…


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    A girl on my FB posted a petition for people to sign to "Stop the Abuse Marq O'Neill is receiving in Big Brother".

    She captioned it with: "Guys, I never do this but please sign this. Marq is being bullied in BB and BB hasn't given anyone a warning. It's not right and it's very upsetting to see him getting so worked up. If you do one thing today, sign this."

    I don't know what's worse; the fact she's being serious or the fact Mark is spelled "Marq".

    This girl is a real cringe-fest; posting pictures of her latest nails, her latest hair-style, her neice, her dinner, the wound she got from cutting veg last week, her Mother on the toilet.
    I despair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭FionnK86


    My cousin posted a link to an article of the 2004 Madrid Train Bombings to a friend of her's travelling to Fuerteventura, with the message "jesus christ, u'd be in danger evrywhere u go! Der in Spain now 2 Martina,b careful on yer holliers".

    FOUR POINTS

    1. Fuerteventura is an island, located 2,100km from Madrid.
    2. This attack happened over 10 years ago.
    3. Fundamentalist Islamic fights have existed in Spain since before the invasion of the Moors in 711AD.
    4.My cousin is a gobdaw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    He's very cliquey. Just hangs out with his posse of 12 bros and that's it…
    It's down to 11 now. He unfriended Judas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    sligojoek wrote: »
    It's down to 11 now. He unfriended Judas.
    Nah, I hear he's quite forgiving.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Nah, I hear he's quite forgiving.

    Jesus doesn't unfriend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Jesus has already sent you a friend request, he's just waiting for you to accept.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    I often see his name come come up in ''People you may know'' but I would need to find out more about him before I send him a friend request


  • Registered Users Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rsl1976


    FionnK86 wrote: »
    My cousin posted a link to an article of the 2004 Madrid Train Bombings to a friend of her's travelling to Fuerteventura, with the message "jesus christ, u'd be in danger evrywhere u go! Der in Spain now 2 Martina,b careful on yer holliers".

    FOUR POINTS

    1. Fuerteventura is an island, located 2,100km from Madrid.
    2. This attack happened over 10 years ago.
    3. Fundamentalist Islamic fights have existed in Spain since before the invasion of the Moors in 711AD.
    4.My cousin is a gobdaw.


    I have seen quite a few people share it. They are just sharing without even reading:mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Someone just posted a status wishing their DOG a very happy 3rd birthday..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    My cousin posted about the "great start" to her weekend. Apparently, she puked her guts up, "after two bouts of chronic runs". Why she thought this fit to share is beyond me :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭How so Joe


    Rosie Rant wrote: »
    Someone just posted a status wishing their DOG a very happy 3rd birthday..

    We may have a mutual friend. Unless there's two people out there doing this...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    How so Joe wrote: »
    We may have a mutual friend. Unless there's two people out there doing this...

    I'm sure there are plenty of them! :) Wishing your kid who can't read a happy birthday online isn't too far off wishing a happy birthday to your "gorgeous fur baby" .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,176 ✭✭✭✭sammyjo90


    I'm ashamed to say my sister does this..I love their dog to bits but id never wish it a happy birthday online!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    We'll be using minions to fight about ISIS next.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    We'll be using minions to fight about ISIS next.

    I hate them!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    I hate them!

    Minions or ISIS? I hate both


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