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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,253 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    its just comincens like

    best word ever :pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    its just comincens like

    Wow, I've someone on my facebook who always says "Lord helpess." I thought that was bad, but wow!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Heh, I have someone who says: "t'elpus"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭SuperGrover


    birdlake wrote: »
    I just can't figure out if I'm cringing more for him or for her...

    QUOTE:
    I want to wish a Happy Birthday to my Extraordinary Wife! For the past 19 years, she has been the backbone to my life. Without her, I would not be where I am today. Sure there are ups and downs and as so, yings and yangs. Baby, you're my ying and together, we make yingyang. A whole that makes everyone we touch, more in tune to "our way". That is, do what you can do in life, take advantage of what you can, when you can, and always, always, ask... How can I make things better. Here's to another 19 Babe. Cheers!

    Yingyang??? Seriously?

    It's YIN. Not YING. YIN.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_and_yang


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    comincens is now my new favourite word


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    NufcNavan wrote: »
    Your friend is an alcoholic.

    I dont actually think she is, i think she is more lonely than anything else, she's single and probably lives for the weekends which is fair enough but to be posting it as a status update two or three times a day is bordering on pathetic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    Wow, I've someone on my facebook who always says "Lord helpess." I thought that was bad, but wow!

    Someone on mine was complaining about "trenchal rain" a while ago. Made my day :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 203 ✭✭iCosmopolis


    Helped my folks set up their facebook profiles a few years ago, and now they're experts it seems. In hindsight I should not have also shown them how to use a scanner though. Resulted in one brother deleting his account altogether and youngest sister refusing to add any of us, except for our other brother. It's like everyday is embarrasing photo album day..especially nice when they tag us in first ever bath/poop etc. from the 70's/80's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    Yet another imbecile who I've forgotten is on my friends list "liked" one of those fukcing pictures of an African child but this one was the last straw for me, it was a graphic enough photo, the kid was literally a living skeleton :/

    So I have now posted this:
    "Lads - liking a photo of a starving African child, or a little baby in an incubator, with some caption saying **** like "Hit like if you care ♥ Scroll on if you don't have a heart" actually wont made one sod of difference to it, and if you think otherwise you're fairly thick."

    *breathes*


  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yet another imbecile who I've forgotten is on my friends list "liked" one of those fukcing pictures of an African child but this one was the last straw for me, it was a graphic enough photo, the kid was literally a living skeleton :/

    So I have now posted this:
    "Lads - liking a photo of a starving African child, or a little baby in an incubator, with some caption saying **** like "Hit like if you care ♥ Scroll on if you don't have a heart" actually wont made one sod of difference to it, and if you think otherwise you're fairly thick."

    *breathes*

    http://i.imgur.com/JL1Sq.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭mr.jingle


    An absolutely fantastic status to cheer me up on this horrible day was this by a friend of mine who is confined to a wheelchair and was in a local nightclub last night! Brilliant :D

    'My general observation of Club 92 last night,was that i can walk better than some of the young wans in there 65inch heels,Cheers ♥ x'

    Unlike · · 5 hours ago via Mobile ·
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    and 102 others like this..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 556 ✭✭✭Carson10


    yeah that wrecks my head. i used to have a friend that said 'good morning facebook' and 'good night facebook' every day. she was quickly deleted

    person on my FB does this for every day of the week: e.g:

    Happy Monday PEEPS
    Happy Tuesday PEEPS
    Happy Wednesday PEEPS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    I REALLY regret accepting my friends kids "Friend" requests now. Whole news feed is full of their bitching or else who is their new "bezzie"
    Oh and all of those things like "Who wants 2000 friends" linky things that they have.
    :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    seen this in my feed, thought it was funny


    edit: uploaded it, meh, i thought it was funny anyway


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    'Ere :mad: I don't wanna download that!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    Such and such is 40% happy today

    Such and such is 20% happy today

    Such and such is 70% happy today

    Die!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Happy birthday to my cute, adorable baby - he's 7 months old today!

    Happy birthday to my cute, adorable baby - he's 8 months old today!

    Happy birthday to my cute, adorable baby - he's 9 months old today!

    and so on, and so on....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,503 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Happy birthday to my cute, adorable baby - he's 7 months old today!

    Happy birthday to my cute, adorable baby - he's 8 months old today!

    Happy birthday to my cute, adorable baby - he's 9 months old today!

    and so on, and so on....

    Fcuk me!
    I never realised that I could have a birthday every month!! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭falan


    I hate all these "whose viewing your profile apps". They just scream scam and anyway who really cares? Idiots:(


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 390 ✭✭ananas


    A picture of a black baby playing with a white baby with the caption:

    "Like if you're not racist"

    I have no words.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,253 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    falan wrote: »
    I hate all these "whose viewing your profile apps". They just scream scam and anyway who really cares? Idiots:(

    yeah, there's a lot of stuff on it that you know isn't real but loads of people use it



    but if FB actually make something like that available(viewing profile) it could be the end of it - no more anonymous perving


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,478 ✭✭✭✭gnfnrhead


    I really don't get the problem with having parents (or other relatives) on your friends list. Maybe it's a younger thing? I'm 24 and don't have a problem with it. If you're too embarrassed to have your parents see something, it's probably not a good idea putting it on the Internet to begin with.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,302 ✭✭✭JohnMearsheimer


    Right! Officially off the books at the old job! 8 days until I start my new job as abcd! I can't wait! A whole summer of work & music making. Then moving to Ireland to live & work, & UK & Europe tour! Starting in October! Bring it on! ♥

    This is from a Canadian girl that is going to do a WHV in Ireland. I worked with her last summer in Canada and she asked me about working in Ireland, living expenses etc. I told her it would be total madness to pick Ireland as a working holiday destination at this moment in time when there's other options available. When she posted that other Irish people she's friends with on Facebook told her it would not be a good idea to move here and she just brushed them off. I suppose the Irish economy will benefit in a small way from the few thousand she will probably waste on a WHV.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭skinny90


    "Dear FB Buddies . . . Watch your wall & inbox. Tell your friends . . . Hackers are now on FB writing insults on your friends' walls & sending emails & priavte messages! Such insults are made to appear as having come from you. You don't know nor see it but your friends do. As a result, they have deleted you from their list of friends. I want to assure you that if you get something supposedly from me that's offensive, it certainly didn't come from me. Copy and re-post!!"

    I can't un-bold:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭falan


    batistuta9 wrote: »
    yeah, there's a lot of stuff on it that you know isn't real but loads of people use it



    but if FB actually make something like that available(viewing profile) it could be the end of it - no more anonymous perving

    True that:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    skinny90 wrote: »
    "Dear FB Buddies . . . Watch your wall & inbox. Tell your friends . . . Hackers are now on FB writing insults on your friends' walls & sending emails & priavte messages! Such insults are made to appear as having come from you. You don't know nor see it but your friends do. As a result, they have deleted you from their list of friends. I want to assure you that if you get something supposedly from me that's offensive, it certainly didn't come from me. Copy and re-post!!"

    I can't un-bold:confused:

    But were not friends on FB. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,861 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Carson10 wrote: »
    person on my FB does this for every day of the week: e.g:

    Happy Monday PEEPS
    Happy Tuesday PEEPS
    Happy Wednesday PEEPS

    You probably would be well within your rights to kill this person.


    I've a theory that knobheads who got no attention in school or home are the ones who have embraced Facebook the most by posting the most inane sh*te every hour of every day.

    Like the 35/36 year old girl from home who posts every hour....

    I'm hungry, but no carbs

    Is it home time yet?

    Mr right is out there...he just hasn't found me yet

    Gym tonight again

    If its meant for you it won't go past you


    And so on, and so on...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    skinny90 wrote: »
    "Dear FB Buddies . . . Watch your wall & inbox. Tell your friends . . . Hackers are now on FB writing insults on your friends' walls & sending emails & priavte messages! Such insults are made to appear as having come from you. You don't know nor see it but your friends do. As a result, they have deleted you from their list of friends. I want to assure you that if you get something supposedly from me that's offensive, it certainly didn't come from me. Copy and re-post!!"

    I can't un-bold:confused:

    I said this the last time something similar to that was going around - I reckon people just post that to give them a free card to insult their friends.

    eg.
    >> "X, you're a f*cking b*tch and I hate you, and jaysus, lose some weight would ye?!"
    >> "Y, you're a d*ckhead and I really hate your laugh, wish i never befriended you! F*ck off yeah?"
    >> "Soooooorrry guys, it was the hackers!! :-D"

    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Korvanica wrote: »

    I love the irony of this part in particular:
    tots not funi ha ets facebook nt english class


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    I love the irony of this part in particular:

    I know yea, at first I wasn't sure if she was serious. But most of her statuses are WROTE like that...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Korvanica wrote: »
    I know yea, at first I wasn't sure if she was serious. But most of her statuses are written like that...

    *Wrote.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Not exactly a status but just this lads general info page makes me laugh. Every single day he just posts "who goin out 2nite??!?!". And for some reason he keeps deleting his face book and creating news ones. He also likes to delete me as a friend, then add me again every few months. No idea why.

    I wish I could show you the pictures he puts of himself, they're just too fúcking funny. Am I allowed to do that here?

    http://i.imgur.com/MJCa8.png


  • Registered Users Posts: 416 ✭✭wrmwit


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Not exactly a status but just this lads general info page makes me laugh. Every single day he just posts "who goin out 2nite??!?!". And for some reason he keeps deleting his face book and creating news ones. He also likes to delete me as a friend, then add me again every few months. No idea why.

    I wish I could show you the pictures he puts of himself, they're just too fúcking funny. Am I allowed to do that here?

    http://i.imgur.com/MJCa8.png

    Sure why not???


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,124 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Picture of two little girls praying with 'like if you believe God answers our prayers, ignore if you don't ' half a million likes so far! With a comment Share if you pray to God. I really don't think God, Mohammed or whatever God you believe in is on Facebook you moron.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    I'm friends with two people who are having a long and drawn out argument via status updates. But they don't actually address each other, no, it's all stuff like
    A: "I'm sick of people lying, ffs, just tell the f*cking truth".
    B:"I hate being called a liar when it's the other person who always lies, so two-faced"
    A: "Some people clearly have no lives and... blahblahblah"
    and on and on and on. I've seen quite a few other girls do this too.

    Take it to chat or just de-friend each other ffs!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,498 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    *Wrote.

    If you're going to correct someone's spelling/grammar, at least make sure you're right FFS :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,861 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Can't believe are we man is one tom were has that year went.



    ^^5 minutes ago from a girl who lived near us back home.

    I really believe that English isn't her preferred language any more


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,478 ✭✭✭✭gnfnrhead


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Can't believe are we man is one tom were has that year went.



    ^^5 minutes ago from a girl who lived near us back home.

    I really believe that English isn't her preferred language any more
    Does she have a kid? If so, I think she is saying its his birthday tomorrow.

    I spend too much time on Facebook, I was able to understand that pretty easily :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Can't believe are we man is one tom were has that year went.



    ^^5 minutes ago from a girl who lived near us back home.

    I really believe that English isn't her preferred language any more

    I thought it was a song or something "we man is one Tom"

    Christ!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 99 ✭✭JessicaRabbit


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Can't believe are we man is one tom were has that year went.



    ^^5 minutes ago from a girl who lived near us back home.

    I really believe that English isn't her preferred language any more


    Oh dear oh dear!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    fullstop wrote: »
    If you're going to correct someone's spelling/grammar, at least make sure you're right FFS :rolleyes:

    Whooooooops... :o

    ^ Wait, is that spelled correctly? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭GalwayKiefer


    My brother-in-law is a nice bloke but he's just gotten his first girlfriend a few years later than most people. All his updates are sh1te like this now:

    "Cuddles in bed with my beautiful gf after a long hard day :)"

    I can't delete him without a row so he's on hide/block now. I want to scream at him - You're 30 ffs!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 86 ✭✭xxpopopxx


    "I'm so board :("

    Unsubsribe!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Bit controversial but it's mostly women that ruin facebook.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭TehDagsBass


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Bit controversial but it's mostly women that ruin facebook.
    Personally I think it's chavs/knackers/the uneducated that ruin facebook.

    Honestly, if you got rid of data provision to prepay phones and "mobile" broadband sticks, the intelligence levels of the average person online would go back up to where it was a few years ago, when computers were just for "****in' nerds".


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Personally I think it's chavs/knackers/the uneducated that ruin facebook.

    Honestly, if you got rid of data provision to prepay phones and "mobile" broadband sticks, the intelligence levels of the average person online would go back up to where it was a few years ago, when computers were just for "****in' nerds".

    They call that "online dating" now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    not a status but....

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Proud-Parents-Of-Unvaccinated-Children/302370145808

    About
    A place for parents of unvaccinated children to share stories, ask questions,get info on raising our healthy unvaxxed kids and a place for parents of vaccinated kids/vaccine injured kids to come for education, and support from many others
    Mission
    To educate the world about the REAL dangers of vaccines


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    danniemcq wrote: »
    not a status but....

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Proud-Parents-Of-Unvaccinated-Children/302370145808

    About
    A place for parents of unvaccinated children to share stories, ask questions,get info on raising our healthy unvaxxed kids and a place for parents of vaccinated kids/vaccine injured kids to come for education, and support from many others
    Mission
    To educate the world about the REAL dangers of vaccines
    Thanks for that. Just after finding the page so I can troll them!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,728 ✭✭✭dazftw


    "so new tattoo on the way at end of june, any ideas on what to get? :)"

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