What's the etiquette here??

This morning before I went to work I spat on my penile and swung it around and around and around for the webcam at the foot of the bed.

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Think he’s sporting a “floppy”, B. Wouldn’t be bothered putting anything on that. The only time I’d be “dressing” it up would be if it was a full blown “rager”.

Angle, lighting and contrast are all very important when filming, or photographing, a fully erect penis.

If you’re sending something as “sensitive” as that out into the world you’d really want it looking it’s best. Make no mistake.

Hello again Emmet.

As usual your contributions are very astute. It is of course a big old flaccid length of gyrating meat that is spinning and spinning and spinning, with the odd rope of silvery wet saliva trailing off into the darkness. I can't remember if you told me your height or hand size the last time, but basically if I put my flaccid penis in your hands it would sit satisfactorily across both palms like a big old piece of tubing filled with wet sand.

If you'll grip the shaft you'll find that you are not getting your fingers and thumbs to within three inches of one another no matter how much you try.

The skin is fairly loose and I've been told by previous partners that there is a feeling of ribbing beneath the skin, like tiny bands of hard flesh that add a sensual tactile experience. The skin on the shaft is loose, clammy and pale.

If you'll give just a little squeeze with the hand furthermost from the balls the glans head will pop out effortlessly. It's comparatively small, almost like a chocolate button relative to the size and circumference of the main trunk. If you want to put the glans head back inside the sheath you'll need to pinch it with your fingers and press it back underneath with your thumb.

I hope that's not too much detail, but I find it helps to paint as vivid a picture as possible as it really is an unusual piece of man meat.

FFred wrote: »

Manchild thread of describing your Shiite turns into manchild thread describing your (imaginarily oversized) dcik.

Lovely.

Do you think I want this thing? It's a friggin' curse Freddy.

Ah listen lads, there’s a lot of hot air and back-patting going on about the strength and vibrancy of the community, when in actual fact, a lot of the lesser contributors here could be well described as insular, easily paranoid, cantankerous, and in need of a few additional trips to the bathroom themselves.

It seems like some of ye are experiencing a backlog of sorts and if ye’re not careful it’ll push up through your body and ye’ll be tasting midden at the back of your throats.

I for one am interested in knowing more about the toilet habits of people with unusual physiques. If yer man has a big massive shlong there’s no need for the rest of ye to get angsty and jittery or to start caving in to feelings of low self-worth, just because a bigger cowboy is in the saloon. I’m sure his perspective could be of interest.

Have ye every wondered what a specimen like himself does when he’s sitting on a public latrine for example. Does he tuck the ten foot trouser snake inside the bowl or does he let it hang down over the side, or does he perhaps have to hold his "wang" when he takes a dump.

What got me thinking was an intersecting documentary I saw the other day about Andre the Giant. It’s said that when he was touring between cities, staying in hotel rooms and at different venues around America he always used to offload his dung in the bath and then wash it away with a blast from the shower, as his body was too big and heavy for the toilet seat.