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Your favourite body type in the opposite sex?

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    #62
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Surreptitious wrote: »
    I think Candie just means the sea ones. I hope anyway.

    I have no incriminating evidence against regular otters.


    Yet.


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    #63
    El Caffo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭El Caffo


    Don't have a particular type of body preference in a girl. One that isn't a headwrecker and can keep their legs closed around other men would be nice.


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    #64
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    El Caffo wrote: »
    Don't have a particular type of body preference in a girl. One that isn't a headwrecker and can keep their legs closed around other men would be nice.

    It's ok bro. All girls are stinky, all men are bastards.
    Just always remember moldys golden rule. The crazier the better and condoms are for sissys


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    #65
    pauliebdub
    Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭pauliebdub


    Average to stocky build, average height, clean shaven, tight haircut. Not into fat, muscly, thin guys or beards.


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    #66
    failinis
    Registered Users Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    Interested in same sex - to be honest I am not too picky unless it is an extreme on either side. A sense of fun and laughter is pretty important for me.


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    #67
    El Caffo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭El Caffo


    The Moldy Gowl wrote: »
    It's ok bro. All girls are stinky, all men are bastards.
    Just always remember moldys golden rule. The crazier the better and condoms are for sissys

    ...and never be afraid to go in dry....


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    #68
    Nidgeweasel
    Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Nidgeweasel


    Tits.

    Sorry, what was the question?


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    #69
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Tall, well-built and hairy will do.


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    #70
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    El Caffo wrote: »
    ...and never be afraid to go in dry....

    A spit and a Polish, bend her over, no eye contact for me.
    Leave your feelings at the door.

    I'll make an exception for any girl who likes some face sitting.


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    #71
    El Caffo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭El Caffo


    The Moldy Gowl wrote: »
    A spit and a Polish, bend her over, no eye contact for me.
    Leave your feelings at the door.

    I'll make an exception for any girl who likes some face sitting.

    ....and can fart on cue...


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    #72
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    El Caffo wrote: »
    ....and can fart on cue...

    Ah you got me. I'm out.
    Girls don't fart.

    Sick animal.


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    #73
    El Caffo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭El Caffo


    The Moldy Gowl wrote: »
    Ah you got me. I'm out.
    Girls don't fart.

    Sick animal.

    The secret is to take her for a kebab first.


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    #74
    machiavellianme
    Registered Users Posts: 12,400 ✭✭✭✭machiavellianme


    pauliebdub wrote: »
    Average to stocky build, average height, clean shaven, tight haircut. Not into fat, muscly, thin guys or beards.

    How exactly can someone be fat, muscly and thin?


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    #75
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Rubenesque.


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    #76
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,665 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    I love monster top tens and a big ass with a deep split


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    #77
    LunarSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭LunarSea


    The Moldy Gowl wrote: »
    The hottest girls have to be small, around 5 foot, cute, short hair is a bonus, dimples and eyes are a must.

    Would you be willing to compromise and date a cyclops?


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    #78
    LunarSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭LunarSea


    pauliebdub wrote: »
    Average to stocky build, average height, clean shaven, tight haircut. Not into fat, muscly, thin guys or beards.

    Gonna hazard a guess here... you're single, right?


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    #79
    makingmecrazy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    I'd have to go with either average or else slightly chubby, couldn't be doing with moobs though


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    #80
    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    I don't have any strong preferences or prejudices but I know that I mainly mentally undress ladies with fuller figures. I think soft pale lady skin beats body shape most of the time for me too.


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    #81
    Roger Mellie Man on the Telly
    Registered Users Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭Roger Mellie Man on the Telly


    I don't like nippy cows. You know the type - female estate agents or solicitors who have delusions about their status.


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    #82
    Thepoet85
    Registered Users Posts: 2,751 ✭✭✭Thepoet85


    The same way I take my coffee, black.


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    #83
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Thepoet85 wrote: »
    The same way I take my coffee, black.

    And keep you up all night?


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    #84
    LunarSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭LunarSea


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    And keep you up all night?

    Well if she leaves him running to the toilet all the time they probably need to have a chat.


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    #85
    Westernyelp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,371 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    Westernyelp wrote:
    I often wondered what kick someone like you got out of this sort of stuff? If you are lonely there is help out there. I don't think it's here though. Consider not posting so much. And if you do need help please try and find it. Crappy performance Mayo for Sam!

    The Moldy Gowl wrote:
    Hairy bushes are manky. I wouldn't go down on a girl with a bush. Have done it before and no thank you. Smells linger. I'm sure girls have the same feelings about my balls.


    Says the moldy Gowl .......


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    #86
    wakka12
    Registered Users Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    How Soon Is Now wrote: »
    Tell that to all the 5ft odd twats with Napoleon complex s living in the gym!

    yeh, when they become fat 5'6'' men then the women will come running to them


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    #87
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I like a full figure.
    Never found the "typical" thin look appealing.


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    #88
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    "Interested" is a figure.
    Right? :o


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    #89
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »
    I like a full figure.
    Never found the "typical" thin look appealing.

    Pretty much this for me. She does need that bit of devil in the eyes though....


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    #90
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Winterlong wrote: »
    Pretty much this for me. She does need that bit of devil in the eyes though....

    People do tell me I look possessed.


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    #91
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users Posts: 28,664 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Curves FTW.. The wafer-thin look does nothing for me.

    Love big boobs but they have to suit the rest of her too. No Jordan or porn actress style ridiculously huge ones.

    I'm also a sucker for nice eyes and a cheeky smile - and the upfront bold personality to go with it.

    Biggest turn on for me though is someone who knows her own mind and what she wants/likes and can express it.


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