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Your favourite body type in the opposite sex?

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    #32
    mansize
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    Surreptitious wrote: »
    Not into badgers. Sorry.

    Otters though...


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    #33
    The Moldy Gowl
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    Banjoxed wrote: »
    Big boobs, decent sized arse, and a bush. A fine lump of a woman. Any sign of over manicured anything or excessive prissiness is a massive red flag for me.

    Hairy bushes are manky. I wouldn't go down on a girl with a bush. Have done it before and no thank you. Smells linger.
    I'm sure girls have the same feelings about my balls.


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    #34
    mansize
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    Men need to wash their balls- unless they just finished training


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    #35
    Fr_Dougal
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    A nice bum and I'm happy.


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    #36
    Surreptitious
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    The Moldy Gowl wrote: »
    Hairy bushes are manky. I wouldn't go down on a girl with a bush. Have done it before and no thank you. Smells linger.
    I'm sure girls have the same feelings about my balls.

    Yeah, I've been thinking about your balls all day now.


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    #37
    TSMGUY
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    mansize wrote: »
    No mention of women
    Ah, you're gay. See I put "opposite sex" in the OP (which I thought was presumptuous given there's quite a few gay posters) and I don't know how to edit the title of a thread.

    Read: What body type do you find attractive in your preferred sex


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    #38
    TSMGUY
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    mansize wrote: »
    Men need to wash their balls- unless they just finished training

    Thanks for reminding me, I knew I was forgetting to something today!


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    #39
    Surreptitious
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    mansize wrote: »
    Otters though...

    Otters are cute, they hold paws when they float sleep.


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    #40
    osarusan
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    A nice round bum will always get a second glance from me. Nothing too skinny.

    Sorry petite ladies, I know that's a dagger to your hearts.


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    #41
    The Moldy Gowl
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    The hottest girls have to be small, around 5 foot, cute, short hair is a bonus, dimples and eyes are a must.

    Boobs, they need to fit the frame of a girl so a b cup or c cup is excellent.
    I'm not into large boobs, they just fall off to the side when she is laying down.
    Curves are a must, her hips and arse must compliment her boobs.



    I have a certain type I'll obsess over but I'll shift any stinky tinderella that will fall for my dimples and charm.


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    #42
    The Moldy Gowl
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    Surreptitious wrote: »
    Yeah, I've been thinking about your balls all day now.

    Have you? I actually just shaved them so you're in luck.
    They are a lovely fragrance tonight.


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    #43
    How Soon Is Now
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    TSMGUY wrote: »
    Life isn't really fair on short men. They work out and they're automatically accused of having Napoleon complex lol. Damned if they do, damned if they don't.

    It's not the working out part that brings that on its the OMG look at me ****!


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    #44
    monkeysnapper
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    Fat bottom girls they'll be riding today so check out thoughts beauty's o yeh


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    #45
    [Deleted User]
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    Surreptitious wrote: »
    Otters are cute, they hold paws when they float sleep.

    Sea otters are baby-seal-raping, serial-killing psychopaths.:(

    http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Deadly-otter-stalks-Monterey-Bay-seals-Seal-3051651.php


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    #46
    Alf Stewart.
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    Banjoxed wrote: »
    Big boobs, decent sized arse, and a bush. A fine lump of a woman. Any sign of over manicured anything or excessive prissiness is a massive red flag for me.

    That's my language mate.


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    #47
    [Deleted User]
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    osarusan wrote: »
    A nice round bum will always get a second glance from me. Nothing too skinny.

    Sorry petite ladies, I know that's a dagger to your hearts.

    That's all five foot and six-and-a-half-stone of me left broken-hearted. :(


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    #48
    tomwaterford
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    Candie wrote: »
    Sea otters are baby-seal-raping, serial-killing psychopaths.:(

    http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Deadly-otter-stalks-Monterey-Bay-seals-Seal-3051651.php

    Is that real??

    Reads like a Waterford whispers article


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    #49
    buried
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    Curves Curves Curves. The lady must have curves. Curves Everywhere. A Real Woman.

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    #50
    [Deleted User]
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    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Is that real??

    Reads like a Waterford whispers article

    It's true, they're know rapist-killers. They rape the babies and drown them.
    buried wrote: »
    Curves Curves Curves. The lady must have curves. Curves Everywhere. A Real Woman.

    I'm not curvy, but I assure you I'm still a real woman.


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    #51
    Surreptitious
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    My fantasy about Otters:broken, ruined and decimated.


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    #52
    [Deleted User]
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    Surreptitious wrote: »
    My fantasy about Otters:broken, ruined and decimated.

    You're welcome. ;)


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    #53
    mansize
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    Surreptitious wrote: »
    My fantasy about Otters:broken, ruined and decimated.

    I always consult Twitter for my emergency otters


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    #54
    ShaShaBear
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    Chiming in again for big, broad shoulders on a man :D
    Not a fan of leanness or muscles. I'd have to go with chubby funny enough!


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    #55
    tomwaterford
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    Surreptitious wrote: »
    My fantasy about Otters:broken, ruined and decimated.

    There's like two of them that I do see on the farm at times. ....I'm worried for my animals now :(:(


    Taught mink were bad


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    #56
    buried
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    Candie wrote: »
    I'm not curvy, but I assure you I'm still a real woman.

    I'm sure you are but I'm a Curve Supremacist. And will make no apology for it either

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    #57
    Ally Dick
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    I love curves and big top tens


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    #58
    [Deleted User]
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    buried wrote: »
    I'm sure you are but I'm a Curve Supremacist. And will make no apology for it either

    And I wouldn't dream of asking for one.

    Just pointing out that skinny women are just as 'real'.


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    #59
    downwesht
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    Tall with an arse like 2 eggs in a hanky.:P


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    #60
    Surreptitious
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    tomwaterford wrote: »
    There's like two of them that I do see on the farm at times. ....I'm worried for my animals now :(:(


    Taught mink were bad

    I think Candie just means the sea ones. I hope anyway.


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    #61
    D Trent
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    mansize wrote: »
    Men need to wash their balls- unless they just finished training

    Well it's kind of hard to do seeing as there's a bag of skin over them

    Jeeez


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