Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

infogiver · 23-01-2017 1:08pm

kunst nugget wrote: »

Most of the time I'll soldier through these things and make it to the end. I tried several times and always gave up before the halfway mark. Kudos to her though, she helped me to understand what it must feel like to have dyslexia and not be able to understand something that is written.

cash me ouside how bou dah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrtSOTGNqA8

has launched a million memes

posturingpat · 23-01-2017 1:39pm

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/panthers-leopards-and-pumas-sighted-in-fields-throughout-ulster-28484006.html

threein99 · 23-01-2017 1:41pm

Have this absolute wagon on my friends list who shared pretty much every day of her preganancy last year. Now shes is sharing the posts again from 1 year ago with that you have memories thing

"oh cant believe this was a year ago"

Insert boring pregnancy update status here

rawn · 24-01-2017 7:09pm

"It is beyond me how low and sick some youngones can be imagine lieing to a fella and his family about been pregnant and sending pictures of other peoples scans and I just found out this is not the first time she has done it after me turning my life around for the better to have a family and after buying everything it was all a lie she is so sick she use to aske to go with her and buy baby clothes even tho she new she wasn't pregnant and after everything I have been through she still decided to turn my life upside down again to say I am heart broken is an under statement I would love to name and shame her but I don't even have it in me to drop that low so fellas please just be careful cause this experience really is heart breaking &#55357;&#56866;&#55357;&#56866; please shear so other fellas can be careful"

Comments underneath:

"Dirty.skank.tat yoak she needs be put down peopke out there tat would love d chance of been a parent it is d most precious gift ever she will.get wats comin to her always does to people like tat *name* u will get d girl of ur dreams and hopefully a not made up pregancy head high.dont let tat yoak ruin ur life"

"I no ye Pain *name* I went trew the exact same thing except I was told the baby was mine so I got everything for him or her and I raised him bottle fed him anal.and only then she told me.keep ye had up pal there's someone out there for ye.shel come when the times rite.some bird just are pure and utter evil to the bone"

"I'm so sorry to hear that the knacker like her I will brake her face when I see her the tramp I only lost my baby's true misscarges the 3 of them and for her to b liein about sometin so big is unreal she must b sick or sumting the knacker like her I hope she dies the fat knacker at to making me sick that did"

"Dirty skank these days 10 a penny unfortunately go to a solicitor get every cent you gave her back then feed the tramp to your sisters sick twisted nasty cow chin up you'll have your happy ever after&#55357;&#56841;"

"That's just so evil and very immature of her bit skitso si sorry you had to go through this so embarrassing there is girls out der like this gives us good ones bad names chin up dude yay deserve better than that"

readyletsgo · 24-01-2017 7:35pm

rawn wrote: »

"It is beyond me how low and sick some youngones can be imagine lieing to a fella and his family about been pregnant and sending pictures of other peoples scans and I just found out this is not the first time she has done it after me turning my life around for the better to have a family and after buying everything it was all a lie she is so sick she use to aske to go with her and buy baby clothes even tho she new she wasn't pregnant and after everything I have been through she still decided to turn my life upside down again to say I am heart broken is an under statement I would love to name and shame her but I don't even have it in me to drop that low so fellas please just be careful cause this experience really is heart breaking �� please shear so other fellas can be careful"

Comments underneath:

"Dirty.skank.tat yoak she needs be put down peopke out there tat would love d chance of been a parent it is d most precious gift ever she will.get wats comin to her always does to people like tat *name* u will get d girl of ur dreams and hopefully a not made up pregancy head high.dont let tat yoak ruin ur life"

"I no ye Pain *name* I went trew the exact same thing except I was told the baby was mine so I got everything for him or her and I raised him bottle fed him anal.and only then she told me.keep ye had up pal there's someone out there for ye.shel come when the times rite.some bird just are pure and utter evil to the bone"

"I'm so sorry to hear that the knacker like her I will brake her face when I see her the tramp I only lost my baby's true misscarges the 3 of them and for her to b liein about sometin so big is unreal she must b sick or sumting the knacker like her I hope she dies the fat knacker at to making me sick that did"

"Dirty skank these days 10 a penny unfortunately go to a solicitor get every cent you gave her back then feed the tramp to your sisters sick twisted nasty cow chin up you'll have your happy ever after��"

"That's just so evil and very immature of her bit skitso si sorry you had to go through this so embarrassing there is girls out der like this gives us good ones bad names chin up dude yay deserve better than that"

.....and I raised him bottle fed him anal.....

Isn't that very serious child abuse?

God, the spelling between the lot if them is horrid. Imagine their children!

HellSquirrel · 24-01-2017 7:38pm

skitso

That is strangely beautiful in its complete wrongness.

Also, is it "feed the tramp to your sisters sick twisted nasty cow" or "feed the tramp to your sisters, (the) sick twisted nasty cow".

And why is it taken for granted that the sisters are cannibals? There's something dark going on here... O.O

El Weirdo · 24-01-2017 10:55pm

readyletsgo wrote: »

Imagine their children!

I wouldn't worry. By the sounds of things, they're all imaginary.

anewme · 24-01-2017 11:53pm

A gang of large people ate dinner and legged it from a restaurant. This is a post defending them.

Yous are all sick slagging them the bleeding hack of yous and yous are all hopping on the bandwaggon slagging them about there weight Fairplay to them hope they had the biggest desert going bleeding dopes gagging for the reward to find them they were probably hungry now your trying to embarass them

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castletownman · 26-01-2017 3:33pm

I think an acquaintance must have gotten engaged within the last year or something. Because she must mention it on FB every second day (either directly or by including it as part of a long status). She moved away from her hometown with her new fiance too I think. Because the fact she is acclimatising to her new surroundings is brought up on the alternate days. Now she is a nice girl, and always seemed to be one of those "unlucky in love" types, and I am happy for her, but god she could tone it down a bit.

Another acquaintance is an (in the background amid loads others) extra in Vikings. But you'd swear she was Lagertha Lothbrok herself the way she bigs it up.

gutenberg · 26-01-2017 6:41pm

So a friend of a friend is apparently making an appearance on First Dates Ireland tonight, so my timeline is clogged up with statuses about it from my friends who also know the First Dater. The First Dater has 'contributed' several statuses to this thread, so it's been alternately hilarious/horrifying...

posturingpat · 26-01-2017 6:50pm

gutenberg wrote: »

So a friend of a friend is apparently making an appearance on First Dates Ireland tonight, so my timeline is clogged up with statuses about it from my friends who also know the First Dater. The First Dater has 'contributed' several statuses to this thread, so it's been alternately hilarious/horrifying...

The lad that's mad for ass by any chance?

rawn · 27-01-2017 1:52pm

"Cum home to find out d lady sent d men bak to pick up me green bins,happy daysðŸ˜›"

Thanks for letting us all know?

team_actimel · 27-01-2017 2:29pm

Love tis girl shes after going threw a lot shes aloud b happy now its no1s business wat she does or who shes with only her own dont be worrying bout other people let dem talk ur derverse 2 be happy and let people hate u ur the better 1 so keep tat head high chick love you baby girl xxx

mackeire · 27-01-2017 3:10pm

team_actimel wrote: »

Love tis girl shes after going threw a lot shes aloud b happy now its no1s business wat she does or who shes with only her own dont be worrying bout other people let dem talk ur derverse 2 be happy and let people hate u ur the better 1 so keep tat head high chick love you baby girl xxx

Everyone does DERVERSE to be happy!

The White Feather · 27-01-2017 6:02pm

On a friends FB status

"...Right, here we go. Lets play an emotional blackmail game..Let's see how many people read this and care about me...
Will someone please come clean my house? If you love me or care about me AT ALL you will.. if you don't come clean my house and cook me breakfast I will take it that you hate me. Scroll past if you are a heartless asshole.. come clean my house cook me breakfast and pick me up a coffee on the way if you are not..
Let's see how many people scroll....."

:rolleyes:

coolhull · 27-01-2017 6:14pm

The White Feather wrote: »

On a friends FB status

"...Right, here we go. Lets play an emotional blackmail game..Let's see how many people read this and care about me...
Will someone please come clean my house? If you love me or care about me AT ALL you will.. if you don't come clean my house and cook me breakfast I will take it that you hate me. Scroll past if you are a heartless asshole.. come clean my house cook me breakfast and pick me up a coffee on the way if you are not..
Let's see how many people scroll....."

:rolleyes:

I'm proud to be one of those heartless assh*les

Sound Bite · 27-01-2017 11:41pm

Luv it - it's mass of (she means massive!)

kunst nugget · 27-01-2017 11:52pm

The White Feather wrote: »

On a friends FB status

"...Right, here we go. Lets play an emotional blackmail game..Let's see how many people read this and care about me...
Will someone please come clean my house? If you love me or care about me AT ALL you will.. if you don't come clean my house and cook me breakfast I will take it that you hate me. Scroll past if you are a heartless asshole.. come clean my house cook me breakfast and pick me up a coffee on the way if you are not..
Let's see how many people scroll....."

:rolleyes:

I don't know if you think that's serious from the rolleyes but I'd have thought it was a pretty obvious pisstake of all those passive aggressive 'let's see who really cares' posts going around at the moment.

nikpmup · 28-01-2017 2:22am

Oh, fcuk off.

Saw one of my ex's today.. LAWD she was looking good .. She introduced me to her boyfriend which is her fiancé ðŸ’now.. He shook my hand & said thank you.. I'm like for what?? He said "If you & her never broke up I would have never found my soulmate".. I told him "Yea I was a fool & I ****ed up big time but I'm glad she found someone that really makes her happy".. Fellas if u got a good woman that's REALLY there for u & not for what u have.. Cherish her & treat her like the Queen ðŸ‘¸ðŸ½ she is.. Or someone else will ðŸ’¯

anewme · 28-01-2017 12:47pm

I have to say I don't really mind that one.

Bit cheesy and cringey but made me smile all the same.

Obviously going soft in my old age.

AndrewJRenko · 29-01-2017 10:49am

From a distant cousin:

Got this Xmas card returned from my one and only brother. Apparently he has moved but does not want me to know. Sad - not how we were brought up. Life is short.

followed by in the comments;

No. My niece has told me he does not want to give me his address - sad&#55357;&#56869;

followed by down below;

I'm the niece that passed this message on from my Dad. Making this public was not kind, and does not represent the extent of the situation. I'm disappointed that you've done this. The context, as is often the case, is complicated. If you (or your friends) think that this event has transpired in a vacuum, you (and they) are wrong. These types of comments, however, do nothing to keep the next generation out of these issues, in spite of our best efforts. If you have any issues please contact me directly and avoid these public displays.

Burn...

893bet · 29-01-2017 11:51am

nikpmup wrote: »

Oh, fcuk off.

Saw one of my ex's today.. LAWD she was looking good .. She introduced me to her boyfriend which is her fiancé ðŸ’now.. He shook my hand & said thank you.. I'm like for what?? He said "If you & her never broke up I would have never found my soulmate".. I told him "Yea I was a fool & I ****ed up big time but I'm glad she found someone that really makes her happy".. Fellas if u got a good woman that's REALLY there for u & not for what u have.. Cherish her & treat her like the Queen ðŸ‘¸ðŸ½ she is.. Or someone else will ðŸ’¯

Did this happen in real life or a Hollywood movie? I'd say the latter.

anewme · 29-01-2017 11:56am

893bet wrote: »

Did this happen in real life or a Hollywood movie? I'd say the latter.

It reads like a monologue from Forrest Gump allright!

pc7 · 29-01-2017 12:55pm

That niece gives me hope!

aoh · 29-01-2017 2:00pm

This popped up for me today:

Our baby is finally home&#55357;&#56845;&#55357;&#56478;xx Our baby's back home where she belongs

Together with a photo of a coffin! On reading the comments, I realised it was their PET, not actually their baby

893bet · 29-01-2017 2:20pm

aoh wrote: »

This popped up for me today:

Our baby is finally home��xx Our baby's back home where she belongs

Together with a photo of a coffin! On reading the comments, I realised it was their PET, not actually their baby

What's the coffin like? Are we talking cardboard box from previous Amazon purchase or custom for occasion?

aoh · 29-01-2017 2:27pm

893bet wrote: »

What's the coffin like? Are we talking cardboard box from previous Amazon purchase or custom for occasion?

Wooden with a brass plaque - looks genuinely like a "proper" coffin!

infogiver · 29-01-2017 4:26pm

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

From a distant cousin:

followed by in the comments;

followed by down below;

Burn...

I'm an in-law of a family, one or two of whom would really really like that all the many family rows be played out on Facebook
Despite extreme provocation I refuse to respond in any way even though the temptation to burn is overwhelming
This niece should have just unfollowed or blocked and refuse to engage any further
Life is, indeed, too short

HellSquirrel · 29-01-2017 5:14pm

infogiver wrote: »

I'm an in-law of a family, one or two of whom would really really like that all the many family rows be played out on Facebook
Despite extreme provocation I refuse to respond in any way even though the temptation to burn is overwhelming
This niece should have just unfollowed or blocked and refuse to engage any further
Life is, indeed, too short

While they should, at least this absolutely puts the person in their place. Future attempts can be blocked, but this one should probably put a spoke in her wheel when it comes to airing dirty family laundry in public

Widdershins · 29-01-2017 6:25pm

anewme wrote: »

A gang of large people ate dinner and legged it from a restaurant. This is a post defending them.

Yous are all sick slagging them the bleeding hack of yous and yous are all hopping on the bandwaggon slagging them about there weight Fairplay to them hope they had the biggest desert going bleeding dopes gagging for the reward to find them they were probably hungry now your trying to embarass them

What does ''gagging for the reward to find them'' mean?

infogiver · 29-01-2017 6:53pm

Widdershins wrote: »

What does ''gagging for the reward to find them'' mean?

I think the restaurant may have offered some kind of inducement to anyone who could identify the persons who walked out and "forgot" to pay for a meal in a restaurant in Tallaght.
This poster is stating that in her opinion they were entitled to dine for free because....well....no reason, and furthermore, the only reason people are sympathetic with the restaurant is in the hope that they will get the reward.
Because, like, everybody knows that you shouldn't have to pay for food in a restaurant, don't they?
Incidentally, in the heel of the hunt, the families of the aforementioned "diners" identified themselves, apologised and paid for the food.

Truckermal · 29-01-2017 7:35pm

I see people sharing the death of their loved ones/family on FB now so people can sympathise in the comments. :eek:

Widdershins · 29-01-2017 7:59pm

infogiver wrote: »

I think the restaurant may have offered some kind of inducement to anyone who could identify the persons who walked out and "forgot" to pay for a meal in a restaurant in Tallaght.
This poster is stating that in her opinion they were entitled to dine for free because....well....no reason, and furthermore, the only reason people are sympathetic with the restaurant is in the hope that they will get the reward.
Because, like, everybody knows that you shouldn't have to pay for food in a restaurant, don't they?
Incidentally, in the heel of the hunt, the families of the aforementioned "diners" identified themselves, apologised and paid for the food.

Ahhh. It's all fallen into place. I couldn't make head nor tails...

MonkstownHoop · 29-01-2017 11:21pm

aoh wrote: »

This popped up for me today:

Our baby is finally home��xx Our baby's back home where she belongs

Together with a photo of a coffin! On reading the comments, I realised it was their PET, not actually their baby

Why is dead where the pet belongs?

MonkstownHoop · 30-01-2017 10:39am

Check in at hospital
"Great way t spend a monday mornin"
Cue sad face emoji responses and the r u ok hun brigade.
But it's not her it's her mother and it's actually an appointment.

team_actimel · 30-01-2017 11:09am

Checked in at hospital.
Comment: wat da heck are you ok?
OP replies: Yea just went in for a check up not a bother on me xxxx

via4 · 31-01-2017 4:59pm

Noticing on fb a lot how many girls make it public that they have had miscarriages. I feel that is so private but each to their own.

KKkitty · 31-01-2017 7:23pm

via4 wrote: »

Noticing on fb a lot how many girls make it public that they have had miscarriages. I feel that is so private but each to their own.

I had an ectopic pregnancy and announced it on Facebook. I was very sore after the operation and didn't want people to speculate about why I wasn't out and about or if they saw me and came to the wrong conclusion as to why I wasn't able to walk properly.

The White Feather · 01-02-2017 12:10am

This was put up on a friends fb. Pure attention seeking!

I may have just lost my job... Things you do when you're sick and fatigued...

Cue loads of comments like are you ok? What happened? Call me!

That status was left up for ages to get loads of comments so the attention seeking worked! Then the next FB status to calm things down!

I'm thinking that there's a bit of confusion with my last post. I did not get fired from my job because I'm sick and fatigued. When you are sick and fatigued you tend to make mistakes. And after my last shift I thought I made a mistake that would have cost me my job. And I was in a position that I couldn't do anything about it. Turns out that my autopilot is in good condition and I didn't make the mistake I thought I did. So, I go back to work per usual come Thursday! In my defence I did post "I may have..." not 'I lost...' Again you all are so awesome for thinking of me. Especially with all the political strife that needs tending too.

IvyTheTerrible · 01-02-2017 7:20am

Since the weekend I have seen two posts from friends of friends showing pictures of themselves with a homeless person they helped. FFS, can't people just help others without boasting about it? Also, the homeless are not trophies or animals in the zoo. At least one of the photos was clearly not taken with the consent of the other person.

Gavinz · 01-02-2017 7:49am

The White Feather wrote:

Again you all are so awesome for thinking of me. Especially with all the political strife that needs tending too.

What a cnut.

stinkle · 01-02-2017 8:38am

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Since the weekend I have seen two posts from friends of friends showing pictures of themselves with a homeless person they helped. FFS, can't people just help others without boasting about it? Also, the homeless are not trophies or animals in the zoo. At least one of the photos was clearly not taken with the consent of the other person.

Jesus, this really bothers me. The poor people have to deal with enough on the streets without these idiots and their vanity projects for internet likes.

team_actimel · 01-02-2017 10:06am

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Since the weekend I have seen two posts from friends of friends showing pictures of themselves with a homeless person they helped. FFS, can't people just help others without boasting about it? Also, the homeless are not trophies or animals in the zoo. At least one of the photos was clearly not taken with the consent of the other person.

Saps. Do they have the photo set up to show them depositing a euro in their paper cup or handing them a perfectly wrapped O'Brien's sandwich? Or just arms around them like they're a doting aunt?

LynnGrace · 01-02-2017 10:56am

The White Feather wrote: »

This was put up on a friends fb. Pure attention seeking!

Cue loads of comments like are you ok? What happened? Call me!

That status was left up for ages to get loads of comments so the attention seeking worked! Then the next FB status to calm things down!

I'm thinking that there's a bit of confusion with my last post. I did not get fired from my job because I'm sick and fatigued. When you are sick and fatigued you tend to make mistakes. And after my last shift I thought I made a mistake that would have cost me my job. And I was in a position that I couldn't do anything about it. Turns out that my autopilot is in good condition and I didn't make the mistake I thought I did. So, I go back to work per usual come Thursday! In my defence I did post "I may have..." not 'I lost...' Again you all are so awesome for thinking of me. Especially with all the political strife that needs tending too.

Oh FFS!

LynnGrace · 01-02-2017 10:58am

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Since the weekend I have seen two posts from friends of friends showing pictures of themselves with a homeless person they helped. FFS, can't people just help others without boasting about it? Also, the homeless are not trophies or animals in the zoo. At least one of the photos was clearly not taken with the consent of the other person.

That kind of sh1te makes me feel sick.
And no doubt they are getting loads of #yoursogreathun...comments. Puke.

kunst nugget · 01-02-2017 11:02am

stinkle wrote: »

Jesus, this really bothers me. The poor people have to deal with enough on the streets without these idiots and their vanity projects for internet likes.

Aye, they already had to suffer Glen Hansard and Damien Dempsey's singing over the Christmas period…

kitten_k · 01-02-2017 11:37am

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ED E · 01-02-2017 11:41am

kitten_k wrote: »

Well he never fails to make me �� XXXX just had a �� and as always asks to see how big it is (he �� like a man) so I let him look and he turns to me and says mam look that's huge and there's the kids coz he did a few weeney balls too.�� The things kids come out with.

Talking about his shítes?

kitten_k · 01-02-2017 11:44am

Yea sorry didn't realise the emoji's wouldn't show.