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    #3002
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Valentina wrote: »
    A girl I went to school with has changed her middle name on Facebook to GodsGrace and is always starting posts with "SHARE THE GOOD NEWS!"
    The only good news I would want to hear from a person like that is "I'm giving up this Facebook lark and joining a convent".


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    #3003
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    I don't understand why the people that print all the money don't just print loads more money an give it to people

    Ugh!


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    #3004
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Ugh!

    If that gets any more comments please post them here! :pac:


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    #3005
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    If that gets any more comments please post them here! :pac:
    Omg! I said that the other day!!!

    Followed by a few people explaining to her what exactly is wrong with her sentiment, thank God!


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    #3006
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Followed by a few people explaining to her what exactly is wrong with her sentiment, thank God!

    Ah right..
    Omg! I said that the other day!!!

    OH MY GOD!!! :pac::pac::pac:


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    #3007
    CillianL
    Registered Users Posts: 138 ✭✭CillianL


    A chap I know who's a gob****e for statuses wrote one late afternoon

    'Can't get out of bed sooo comfy'

    No wonder the Asians are taking over the world!


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    #3008
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    CillianL wrote: »
    A chap I know who's a gob****e for statuses wrote one late afternoon

    'Can't get out of bed sooo comfy'

    No wonder the Asians are taking over the world!

    FFS! That pisses me off..


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    #3009
    gnfnrhead
    Registered Users Posts: 12,478 ✭✭✭✭gnfnrhead


    CillianL wrote: »
    A chap I know who's a gob****e for statuses wrote one late afternoon

    'Can't get out of bed sooo comfy'

    No wonder the Asians are taking over the world!

    He could work nights? :confused:


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    #3010
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    CillianL wrote: »
    No wonder the Asians are taking over the world!

    Joke's on you, that guy's friend is Asian! :pac:


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    #3011
    TextureLikeSun
    Registered Users Posts: 155 ✭✭TextureLikeSun


    Ummmm cup a tae and tayto sambos with me bubz before we go out in that yocky rain :(

    worse thing about me new bed is its high off the floor ha im mad paro every ny I have to look underneath t make sure theres no 1 under it ****in weirdo or what haaaaaa

    twa so sadd I was bowling the hole way tru it

    Up outa dat scrub dem windas n d shandaleers n d crystal

    haa that magaluf programme is sometin ealse.. I work my pussy to survive my life :O mount a prostitutes over there

    plonkin meself on the coach and watchin folms for the day


    i weep for the world....


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    #3012
    Ficheall
    Registered Users Posts: 9,018 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    I don't understand why the people that print all the money don't just print loads more money an give it to people
    Ugh!

    Same question was asked by a lass in one of our International Monetary Economics (4th year Financial Maths and Economics degree in NUIG) lectures. Same lass is now travelling around giving seminars on investment etc.
    Ireland's "knowledge economy" ftw!


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    #3013
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Seemingly it's 'Bump's first Valentines day'


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    #3014
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Boombastic wrote: »
    Seemingly it's 'Bump's first Valentines day'

    It's the poor innocent bump I feel sorry for :(


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    #3015
    Tetra
    Registered Users Posts: 301 ✭✭Tetra


    What kind of bread would you use on a Tesco Burger.......

    Thoroughbred :)


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    #3016
    Gallant_JJ
    Registered Users Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Gallant_JJ


    I tell ya there are some proper 2 faces f@#*%#s out there,bet ya 1 of them is the 1st to comment!!!!!



    On my timeline today,strange!


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    #3017
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Gallant_JJ wrote: »
    I tell ya there are some proper 2 faces f@#*%#s out there,bet ya 1 of them is the 1st to comment!!!!!



    On my timeline today,strange!

    I hope you commented:

    "U k bbz? xxx

    U fkin bitch!"


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    #3018
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 13,984 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    TextureLikeSun wrote: »
    Ummmm cup a tae and tayto sambos with me bubz before we go out in that yocky rain :(

    worse thing about me new bed is its high off the floor ha im mad paro every ny I have to look underneath t make sure theres no 1 under it ****in weirdo or what haaaaaa

    twa so sadd I was bowling the hole way tru it

    Up outa dat scrub dem windas n d shandaleers n d crystal

    haa that magaluf programme is sometin ealse.. I work my pussy to survive my life :O mount a prostitutes over there

    plonkin meself on the coach and watchin folms for the day


    i weep for the world....

    Holy sweet baby Jebus that was hard to read, how can they think its easier to write this way than to write correctly? I'm baffled. :eek:


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    #3019
    Tetra
    Registered Users Posts: 301 ✭✭Tetra


    “Lance Armstrong should be applauded for riding a bike so well on drugs. I tried it once, hit a dog and fell into a canal” C : ) xx


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    #3020
    Thwip!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    Gallant_JJ wrote: »
    I tell ya there are some proper 2 faces f@#*%#s out there,bet ya 1 of them is the 1st to comment!!!!!



    On my timeline today,strange!
    The smart thing to do would've been to comment insulting her so that she would reply to the extent of calling you "a f'in b#st#rd"....




    Then you delete your comment and screencap ;)


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    #3021
    Jarrod
    Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭Jarrod


    ''(Insert politician's name here) fukin state of ya that goose wud kill ye ya dickhead how does he get on front cover of paper with duck raping but seriously where can ya buy nandos sauce is it tesco''


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    #3022
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Jarrod wrote: »
    ''(Insert politician's name here) fukin state of ya that goose wud kill ye ya dickhead how does he get on front cover of paper with duck raping but seriously where can ya buy nandos sauce is it tesco''

    Um...

    *scratches head*

    eh.....

    What?!!!? :eek:


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    #3023
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Jarrod wrote: »
    ''(Insert politician's name here) fukin state of ya that goose wud kill ye ya dickhead how does he get on front cover of paper with duck raping but seriously where can ya buy nandos sauce is it tesco''

    I think that's a great little slice of Joycean stream-of-consciousness writing.
    A close reading reveals the author's use of dreamlike, associational logic: "Look at that politician with that goose - a goose is like a duck - hmm, I like duck, maybe I'll get a Chinese - I'd prefer chicken though - like Nando's - where can I get Nando's sauce?"

    Beautiful.


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    #3024
    Jarrod
    Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭Jarrod


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Um...

    *scratches head*

    eh.....

    What?!!!? :eek:

    I copied and pasted that and was then going to tear the moron who wrote it to pieces but I didn't know where to start. It's not so much a statement/question as it is just a series of words with no obvious reason as to there order.


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    #3025
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Jarrod wrote: »
    ''(Insert politician's name here) fukin state of ya that goose wud kill ye ya dickhead how does he get on front cover of paper with duck raping but seriously where can ya buy nandos sauce is it tesco''
    Something to do with this post

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=82750300&postcount=3969

    Was Enda trying to rape a duck? :eek:


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    #3026
    Jarrod
    Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭Jarrod


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Something to do with this post

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=82750300&postcount=3969

    Was Enda trying to rape a duck? :eek:

    I'd like to say 'Oh, that makes sense.'


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    #3027
    Daroxtar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    The wifes filipino friend posted half a dozen pictures of his dead mother in law in the coffin and in a moment of brilliance my missus said "I wonder is it tradition over there?"
    I almost choked laughing.


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    #3028
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    A friend just liked this, under the banner of "hilarious pictures" :confused:


    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=323926091046788&set=a.322193691220028.63490.322188244553906&type=1&theater


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    #3029
    Thwip!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    ^^^^^^


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    #3030
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Girl 1: Two months still doesnt feel real i miss you so much, you where the best <name> and i love you so much, rip and i will see you again some day

    Girl 2: one month silly billy

    Girl 1: Didnt even notice that

    :rolleyes:


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    #3031
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,126 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Someone I know just posted this photo from this feed.

    http://www.facebook.com/RightWingedBirdsOfPray


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