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MonkieSocks wrote: »The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M62 near Brighouse recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts.
However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws.
By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
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"Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn
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Went to a strange christening yesterday.
Instead of holy water the priest poured four cans of lager on the child’s head.
Apparently the baby had been Fostered
=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=
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God bless ya. Only for you this thread would be gone long ago
Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy.
As he nears the top of the ladder, Paddy starts shaking and feeling dizzy.
He calls down to Murphy: "I think I'll have to go home, Murph. I've gone all giddy and I feel sick".
Murphy asks: 'Have yer got Vertigo, Paddy?"
"No", Paddy replies, "I only live round the corner".=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=
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