Things That Trivially Annoy You.

Curious Scot · 11-04-2019 1:36am

The use of the word 'of' instead of 'have' i.e. 'Could of'; 'would of'; 'should of'; 'might of' etc. etc.

freshpopcorn · 11-04-2019 4:37am

When you decided to have a bath and the water is to hot and you add too much cold water and then your bath is ruined!

inforfun · 11-04-2019 8:20am

It is april 11th. **** off with frozen windscreens, will you.

lbc2019 · 11-04-2019 8:20am

People who cover up the camera on their laptop... guy beside me has a bit of a post it over it- does he not know only tinfoil works...

764dak · 11-04-2019 8:58am

People misusing words.

Erik Shun · 11-04-2019 9:04am

764dak wrote: »

People misusing words.

I don't quite understand, could you be more pacific ?

donegal_man · 11-04-2019 9:29am

Erik Shun wrote: »

I don't quite understand, could you be more pacific ?

People should of being thought properly at school but it's a mute point now if there not able too.

Widdershins · 11-04-2019 9:33am

lbc2019 wrote: »

People who cover up the camera on their laptop... guy beside me has a bit of a post it over it- does he not know only tinfoil works...

You'd love mine. Two plasters.

Didn't you see the news about that remote hacking scandal ? :P

I can't think of a ta but don't worry ...one will come to me

Ilovethe bonesofyou · 11-04-2019 10:03am

lbc2019 wrote:

People who cover up the camera on their laptop... guy beside me has a bit of a post it over it- does he not know only tinfoil works...

If the main men in Facebook and Google do it then he's probably right.

Ilovethe bonesofyou · 11-04-2019 10:04am

That kid is on the escalator again!!!

Mollyb60 · 11-04-2019 10:13am

Robbin ****ing bastard mechanics charged me £600 yesterday to get work done to the car. Including 4 new tyres. On a 4 year old car that does about 4,000 miles a year (if even) ffs. I'd say something if I were doing donuts in carparks but I drive to work and back and down to Tipp once a month.

And I couldn't say no coz the MOT is today and I need it to pass.

TG1 · 11-04-2019 10:33am

Taxed my car well in advance of it running out. Tax disc never arrived in the post. Went in and applied for a new one, told it would have to be sent in the post I couldn't take it then and there. Envelope arrives this morning from the motor tax office. It's a replacement log book, not a tax disc. I may scream....

the beer revolu · 11-04-2019 10:36am

Erik Shun wrote: »

I don't quite understand, could you be more pacific ?

The word is specific, you Palestine.

Ariadne · 11-04-2019 10:55am

I hate everything.

CrowdedHouse · 11-04-2019 11:03am

Succubus_ wrote: »

I hate everything.

Could be worse S - I've become everything I hated

Erik Shun · 11-04-2019 11:07am

Succubus_ wrote: »

I hate everything.

Me too?! .......I knew I'd get to you

Ariadne · 11-04-2019 11:08am

Erik Shun wrote: »

Me too?! .......I knew I'd get to you

Never hate you

New Home · 11-04-2019 11:09am

...or chocolate... right?

ohnonotgmail · 11-04-2019 11:09am

I somehow managed to bite the inside of my lip yesterday. it is still very sore.

Ariadne · 11-04-2019 11:11am

New Home wrote: »

...or chocolate... right?

I love chocolate too much!!

Prominent_Dawg · 11-04-2019 11:51am

What is it with hairdressers, yes I know my hair isn't in perfect condition, I wouldn't be here if it was! Four girls standing around me commenting as if I'm not even in the room, what I thought would be a nice pamper day, just left the hairdressers in tears!

madmaggie · 11-04-2019 12:40pm

Dawg's comment made me TA. Do those little madams not realise that as the customer you are paying their wages, and the business relies on your repeat custom. Very poor staff training.

Erik Shun · 11-04-2019 12:46pm

Succubus_ wrote: »

I love chocolate too much!!

As my father used say...."cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians"

Space Dog · 11-04-2019 2:36pm

We have very little seating in our work canteen, today I was wedged beside some wagon who blew her nose so hard you'd think she was trying to squeeze her brain out. Really put me off my food, I was worried her snot was flung onto my plate.

Rubberlegs · 11-04-2019 3:10pm

House hunting programmes when the couple are loaded and are being shown fabulous houses but nothing is good enough for them.

Kitty6277 · 11-04-2019 3:13pm

Rubberlegs wrote: »

House hunting programmes when the couple are loaded and are being shown fabulous houses but nothing is good enough for them.

Most episodes of Caribbean Life. “Oh the house is nice but the bathroom doesn’t have a double vanity” jaysus christ can’t ye just share a sink like most of the rest of the world?

And yet the houses and scenery are so nice that I can’t stop watching

:rolleyes:

partyguinness · 11-04-2019 3:31pm

Rubberlegs wrote: »

House hunting programmes when the couple are loaded and are being shown fabulous houses but nothing is good enough for them.

God yeah.

"Nigel and Kate want to escape the rat race and downsize.They need 4 bedrooms all ensuite, a guest room for all the guests they will not have over; an entertainment area for all the bqs they will not have during the summer; a work shop so Nigel can jerk off to his model train set, oh and 10 acres of garden for Kate's flowers and 6 dogs and 10 chicks, with 17th century period features and all mod cons. Oh and near the village pub. And they have £500k to spend."

Oh fcuk off you smug middle aged bastards standing there holding hands.

Rubberlegs · 11-04-2019 3:32pm

Kitty6277 wrote: »

Most episodes of Caribbean Life. “Oh the house is nice but the bathroom doesn’t have a double vanity” jaysus christ can’t ye just share a sink like most of the rest of the world?

And yet the houses and scenery are so nice that I can’t stop watching :rolleyes:

Today on Fantasy Homes by the Sea, the houses were fabulous, but they weren't modern enough and the utility rooms were not big enough. Give me strength!

dubstarr · 11-04-2019 3:33pm

partyguinness wrote: »

God yeah.

"Nigel and Kate want to escape the rat race and downsize.They need 4 bedrooms all ensuite, a guest room for all the guests they will not have over; an entertainment area for all the bqs they will not have during the summer; a work shop so Nigel can jerk off to his model train set, oh and 10 acres of garden for Kate's flowers and 6 dogs and 10 chicks, with 17th century period features and all mod cons. Oh and near the village pub. And they have £500k to spend."

Oh fcuk off you smug middle aged bastards standing there holding hands.

I think you forgot,Kate is a unicorn whisperer and Nigel is a partime hipster

Rubberlegs · 11-04-2019 3:36pm

I fcuking hate Nigel and Kate

11-04-2019 4:40pm

Space Dog wrote: »

We have very little seating in our work canteen, today I was wedged beside some wagon who blew her nose so hard you'd think she was trying to squeeze her brain out. Really put me off my food, I was worried her snot was flung onto my plate.

If that happened near me I'd have to dump all my lunch, even thinking about it turns my stomach, also people who just sneeze all over the place puke.

Ta I've a class later and I don't want to go too lazy tbh it's prepayed so that might persuade me we'll see..

Archeron · 11-04-2019 5:06pm

Woke up this morning with a chin pimple the size of a small African country

And it's one of those throbby sore ones you can feel your pulse in.

Sephiroth_dude · 11-04-2019 5:12pm

Rubberlegs wrote: »

House hunting programmes when the couple are loaded and are being shown fabulous houses but nothing is good enough for them.

There never happy, the eejits!

New Home · 11-04-2019 5:13pm

Just on those house renovation programmes, there's ALWAYS something surprisingly wrong with either the plumbing, the wiring, or a load-bearing wall that JUST HAS to go and has to be replaced with a steel beam that kicks the budget completely out of the water. Bugs me to hell.

Widdershins · 11-04-2019 5:25pm

When people suck their fingers with loud wet smacking and popping sound effects after eating.
Adult thumbsuckers. Just stop!

Being tagged into facebook watch parties, whatever on earth they are.

RE stupid reasons people dismiss houses, brought english friend to view a house and she loved it ''but there's no carpet in the 'lounge ''' can you not put one in?! also ...the word 'lounge '...but even worse ...I know someone who calls the bigger of their two sitting / living rooms ''the Great Room.''

Strumms · 11-04-2019 7:47pm

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Last year I got sick and tired of them knocking the door , trying to get me to sign up to x ,y , z , so asked eldest son to answer the door and just say we're not interested .

He did exactly that , opened the door , said not interested , and closed the door .... it was bad , but funny

We should start a club today folks

Going by what I’m experiencing the last year or two years... doorstep sales pitches have increased to almost weekly where I’m living. Another one today at my parents place by a guy who just wouldn’t take no for an answer. It’s not just the frequency now but the intimidating nature of the calls. Just them NOT accepting no after being told NO five times...

We all have to make a living and sales can be a very difficult but if you need to walk onto someone’s property and make them uncomfortable in their own home / doorstep so you can earn a few quid you need to fûcking re-evaluate what you are doing with your life...

Mam of 4 · 11-04-2019 8:17pm

Strumms wrote: »

Going by what I’m experiencing the last year or two years... doorstep sales pitches have increased to almost weekly where I’m living. Another one today at my parents place by a guy who just wouldn’t take no for an answer. It’s not just the frequency now but the intimidating nature of the calls. Just them NOT accepting no after being told NO five times...

We all have to make a living and sales can be a very difficult but if you need to walk onto someone’s property and make them uncomfortable in their own home / doorstep so you can earn a few quid you need to fûcking re-evaluate what you are doing with your life...

That's exactly it , it's the way they won't listen to you when you say no politely .
They make you (me) feel as if you're stupid in not understanding how much better off you'd be in signing up with them . There and then .
Why would you need time to think about it ? !

Poochie05 · 11-04-2019 8:21pm

Residents Association have proposed to put a bench on the green on the other side of my back garden wall. Can just imagine all the kids hanging around it and using it to climb up on the wall. Put it outside your own house if you like the idea so much :mad:

Mam of 4 · 11-04-2019 8:24pm

Ooh that's bad Poochie , I'm TA for you too !
That's not a good idea at all

NewbridgeIR · 11-04-2019 8:52pm

Now 2 is out on CD and early reports state that they've used the wrong version of Relax.

There were four errors with the Now 1 CD release (2008) which were repeated on last year's reissue.

Sephiroth_dude · 11-04-2019 9:27pm

Poochie05 wrote: »

Residents Association have proposed to put a bench on the green on the other side of my back garden wall. Can just imagine all the kids hanging around it and using it to climb up on the wall. Put it outside your own house if you like the idea so much :mad:

Tell them to stick their bench where the sun don't shine poochie! :mad:

New Home · 11-04-2019 9:31pm

Well, you ARE supposed to sit on it, Seph...

Sephiroth_dude · 11-04-2019 10:08pm

New Home wrote: »

Well, you ARE supposed to sit on it, Seph...

Oh homeo

dubstarr · 12-04-2019 7:41am

Strumms wrote: »

Going by what I’m experiencing the last year or two years... doorstep sales pitches have increased to almost weekly where I’m living. Another one today at my parents place by a guy who just wouldn’t take no for an answer. It’s not just the frequency now but the intimidating nature of the calls. Just them NOT accepting no after being told NO five times...

We all have to make a living and sales can be a very difficult but if you need to walk onto someone’s property and make them uncomfortable in their own home / doorstep so you can earn a few quid you need to fûcking re-evaluate what you are doing with your life...

Tell tehm you dont give bank details at the door,thats what i do.They cant argue with that.

SeaFields · 12-04-2019 7:46am

Artificial lighting

Ariadne · 12-04-2019 9:03am

I had an awful nightmare about my cat. Still not right after it

Widdershins · 12-04-2019 10:06am

Still being called ''Johnny's Sarah '' as people used to when I was. Names changed for obvious reason . (weirdly, I get Sarah a lot)

Assumptions

Knine · 12-04-2019 11:25am

When there is only one last disabled bay left & some selfish b*****d drives into it & leaves the hazards on. I can't be dealing with this **** today so I jump out of my car & tell him not so nicely to move. But sure he is waiting on someone in Tesco.

My mother is on oxygen & we really need that space!

KM792 · 12-04-2019 11:31am

People who post pictures of their baby scans on social media.Drives me spare.There will be enough chances to get nice pictures of your baby once it's born,keep the contents of your womb private until then.

Strumms · 12-04-2019 11:40am

Knine wrote: »

When there is only one last disabled bay left & some selfish b*****d drives into it & leaves the hazards on. I can't be dealing with this **** today so I jump out of my car & tell him not so nicely to move. But sure he is waiting on someone in Tesco.

My mother is on oxygen & we really need that space!

It’s a ball ache, been there when I needed those spaces myself too, funnily enough too it’s rarley a couple or an individual who nick those spaces but the glorious ‘I have kids’ brigade, who think by virtue of reproducing that regulations, common courticy and thinking of others greater in need do not need apply to them... “ahhh but hold on a sec ...I have kids here !” Really, yes you do, congratulations, kids with fully working fûcking legs. 🎉

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