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    #4142
    redarmy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭redarmy


    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=156272394540795&set=a.108549725979729.18860.100004741050361&type=1&ref=nf ...:confused:


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    #4143
    Apanachi
    Registered Users Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi


    From a person who would probably explode in flames if she even went near a church or crucifix...

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/524615_4874290696470_1455109110_n.jpg


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    #4144
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Apanachi wrote: »
    From a person who would probably explode in flames if she even went near a church or crucifix...

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/524615_4874290696470_1455109110_n.jpg
    What can you say to that?


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    #4145
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    Vicar in a tutu wrote: »
    Really love this!

    I don't. In fact, I HATE "I am what my religion teaches" posts.

    This reminds me a bit of a housemate of mine (who also happens to be Islamic, but that's just coincidence). His Facebook posts are an attempt to look deep and brooding, but when you know the guy, you know that he just lays around 24/7 pissing away college funds paid for by his family. And, knowing this, you then begin to see how everything on his Facebook is just an attempt to validate being a lazy waster. He'd happily tell you that it's all just a part of a big grand design, though, that that's what his religion teaches him to do.

    Even the devil can cite scripture for his worth...

    I'm an atheist but both respect and am interested in others' beliefs and how they affect their life choices. But the reality is that if you are Islam, you are just as likely to be a terrorist as you are to be loving and compassionate, i.e. not particularly.

    Religion is just a basis, an ideology. What matters and defines a person is the choices they make with that in mind. They'll then generally work backwards and attempt to find some religious basis to justify that, or failing that just change religion to suit the life choices that suit them best.

    So no, while I can COMPLETELY understand how frustrating it must be to be considered something negative on the sole basis of the religion you just happened to be born into, to completely go the other side of the coin and to use that religion as the basis for why you're, in fact, a good person is equal levels of bull****.


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    #4146
    kickslate
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭kickslate


    "Only found out now Margaret thatcher died..should maybe start watching the news haha"


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    #4147
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    coolhull wrote: »
    What can you say to that?

    Wow, my Jesus costume really fooled that little kid…


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    #4148
    Stereomaniac
    Registered Users Posts: 6,166 ✭✭✭Stereomaniac


    I think some statuses should be ignored, or else engaged with in a realistic, and intelligent manner.


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    #4149
    Apanachi
    Registered Users Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi


    Stereomaniac wrote: »
    I think some statuses should be ignored, or else engaged with in a realistic, and intelligent manner.

    But, how can you ignore a status if God saw you reading it????

    :D


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    #4150
    Stereomaniac
    Registered Users Posts: 6,166 ✭✭✭Stereomaniac


    That's up to God what he wants to do with that. I am ignoring it. What God sees ain't my problem! :D


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    #4151
    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,232 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    coolhull wrote: »
    What can you say to that?

    - It's not true
    - Why didn't Jesus do something helpful like stopping the guy from killing himself and his wife?
    - It's not true
    - Really? God is watching to see who reposts it on Facebook?
    - It's not true
    - It's not true


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    #4152
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Penn wrote: »
    - It's not true
    - Why didn't Jesus do something helpful like stopping the guy from killing himself and his wife?

    They were obviously sodomites. Jesus can't be helping those kinds out.


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    #4153
    Thwip!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    coolhull wrote: »
    What can you say to that?

    That the guy behind the couch was the man her mom was having an affair with and had just got caught in the act...hence only wearing a towel :P


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    #4154
    Apanachi
    Registered Users Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi


    coolhull wrote: »
    What can you say to that?

    Must have been Easter Sunday…


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    #4155
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    :(: i dunno

    What does that even mean?!
    I really need to block this one. Between the attention seeking posts like the above, the 'my boyf is totes the greatest' posts and the constant sharing of those awful 'romantic' and 'motivational' pictures she is the definition of annoying facebook girlie.


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    #4156
    gubber
    Registered Users Posts: 50 ✭✭gubber


    "Ireland: the Amsterdam of alcohol!!" Cringe.


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    #4157
    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,813 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Board.com. Is not the word

    Correct. Bored is the word :rolleyes:


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    #4158
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Correct. Bored is the word :rolleyes:

    No more than a minute after reading your post, this was posted by one of my friends:

    BOAAAAAARED
    (Elongating the A on purpose to highlight stupidity)

    If they're so bored, read a dictionary. They'll get to B in no time.


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    #4159
    end of the road
    Registered Users Posts: 28,984 ✭✭✭✭end of the road


    (sorry, saw this and had no choice but to post it here) this is taken from a well known facebook page, it turned my hair gray and i'm only 25, i give up
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    Hi Waz goin dwn d road der 2day n cn dis yungala trunin dids at dis uder yungala so i wnt ovr n tryd 2 stop it n d 2 uder yungalas tuderned on me n strt trunininin digs at me. dey puled me jumper up ovr me hed and me bags round me ankals n gav me a wegey n ran off wit me jacka. i rang d garda n dey laffed dwn d fone at me. dey said it was a nu scam day youngalas r pretend scrapin so sum 1 cums ovr n trys stop it den robs der jackas n sel dem. wil ye warn all ur liseners dat dis scam is goin on n if ye c youngalas trunin digs mind ur eoin coz d garda do nutin coz der always etin donuts d fat pig rats rats ou slasher103

    ticking a box on a form does not make you of a religion.



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    #4160
    reap-a-rat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭reap-a-rat


    end of the road wrote: »
    yungala yungalas yungalast

    What the hell? That was so hard to read and then decipher. I've been studying for a cryptography exam and I still had trouble!


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    #4161
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    What is that? I don't even...


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    #4162
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    end of the road wrote: »
    (sorry, saw this and had no choice but to post it here) this is taken from a well known facebook page, it turned my hair gray and i'm only 25, i give up
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    Hi Waz goin dwn d road der 2day n cn dis yungala trunin dids at dis uder yungala so i wnt ovr n tryd 2 stop it n d 2 uder yungalas tuderned on me n strt trunininin digs at me. dey puled me jumper up ovr me hed and me bags round me ankals n gav me a wegey n ran off wit me jacka. i rang d garda n dey laffed dwn d fone at me. dey said it was a nu scam day youngalas r pretend scrapin so sum 1 cums ovr n trys stop it den robs der jackas n sel dem. wil ye warn all ur liseners dat dis scam is goin on n if ye c youngalas trunin digs mind ur eoin coz d garda do nutin coz der always etin donuts d fat pig rats rats ou slasher103
    Is this a message posted only for aliens? I can't make head or tail of it. Anyone out there speak Chav?


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    #4163
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    I think it says some guy saw two other guys fighting and went to stop it and got robbed, or it could be a short yet insightful take on the whole Israel thing, I'm not sure.


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    #4164
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    coolhull wrote: »
    Is this a message posted only for aliens? I can't make head or tail of it. Anyone out there speak Chav?

    I'm ashamed to say I got the general gist of that. I only have one brain cell left though. Completely worth it as I now know how not to have my jacket stolen.


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    #4165
    Frankie Lee
    Registered Users Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Frankie Lee


    end of the road wrote: »
    (sorry, saw this and had no choice but to post it here) this is taken from a well known facebook page, it turned my hair gray and i'm only 25, i give up
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    Hi Waz goin dwn d road der 2day n cn dis yungala trunin dids at dis uder yungala so i wnt ovr n tryd 2 stop it n d 2 uder yungalas tuderned on me n strt trunininin digs at me. dey puled me jumper up ovr me hed and me bags round me ankals n gav me a wegey n ran off wit me jacka. i rang d garda n dey laffed dwn d fone at me. dey said it was a nu scam day youngalas r pretend scrapin so sum 1 cums ovr n trys stop it den robs der jackas n sel dem. wil ye warn all ur liseners dat dis scam is goin on n if ye c youngalas trunin digs mind ur eoin coz d garda do nutin coz der always etin donuts d fat pig rats rats ou slasher103

    I was going down the the road there today and seen this young lad throwing digs at this other young lad. So I went over and tried to stop it and two other young lads turned on me and started throwing digs at me.
    They pulled my jumper over my head and my tracksuit bottoms down below my ankles and gave me a wedgy before running off with my jacket.

    I rang the Gardaí and they laughed down the phone at me. They said it is a new scam where young lads pretend to be scrapping so someone comes over to stop it. They then steal their jackets and sell them.
    Warn your listeners that this scam is going on and if you see young lads throwing digs mind your own business as the Gardaí do not have the resources to deal with petty crime.

    Cordially Slasher103


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    #4166
    miamee
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional East Moderators, Regional North West Moderators Posts: 12,001 Mod ✭✭✭✭miamee


    end of the road wrote: »
    (sorry, saw this and had no choice but to post it here) this is taken from a well known facebook page, it turned my hair gray and i'm only 25, i give up
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    Hi Waz goin dwn d road der 2day n cn dis yungala trunin dids at dis uder yungala so i wnt ovr n tryd 2 stop it n d 2 uder yungalas tuderned on me n strt trunininin digs at me. dey puled me jumper up ovr me hed and me bags round me ankals n gav me a wegey n ran off wit me jacka. i rang d garda n dey laffed dwn d fone at me. dey said it was a nu scam day youngalas r pretend scrapin so sum 1 cums ovr n trys stop it den robs der jackas n sel dem. wil ye warn all ur liseners dat dis scam is goin on n if ye c youngalas trunin digs mind ur eoin coz d garda do nutin coz der always etin donuts d fat pig rats rats ou slasher103

    Translation:
    Hi. I was going down the road there today and saw this young fella throwing digs at this other young fella so I went over and tried to stop it and the two young fellas turned on me and started throwing digs at me. They pulled my jumper up over my head and my trousers round my ankles and gave me a wedgie and ran off with my jacket.
    I rang the Gardai and they laughed down the phone at me. They said it was a new scam, the young fellas are pretending to fight so that someone comes over to stop it then they rob their jackets and sell them. Will you warn your listeners that this scam is going on and if they see young fellas throwing digs mind your own business because the Gardai do nothing; they are always eating donuts the fat pig rats, rats out.
    Slasher103.

    /My brain hurts after that.


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    #4167
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    If anyone notices Gmail, YouTube or other google services are down later it's because I tried to fully translate this.
    The black smoke rising from the back of my laptop and flashing 'Danger' sign aren't offering me much comfort.


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    #4168
    dublinman1990
    Registered Users Posts: 8,301 ✭✭✭dublinman1990


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    I know these are from twitter but they give you a peek into the world of the idiots' reaction to the Boston bombings:

    http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/tagged/Boston-Marathon


    That is a purely dreadful reaction from anyone who probably don't even care about what would happen to someone who can be completely innocent in all of this.

    I feel pretty disgusted reading it now tbh. :mad:


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    #4169
    Thwip!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    The worst bit is that one of the people is a contributer to FOX news


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    #4170
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Thwip! wrote: »
    The worst bit is that one of the people is a contributer to FOX news

    But what else would we expect from Fox News contributors?

    ''Fox News, Fair and Balanced'.........Yeah, right


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    #4171
    massdebater
    Registered Users Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    This just popped up on my newsfeed.
    Soooo depressed.Need a new phone, new camera, new toaster and a new hoover. Fuc my fucn life. GRRRRRRRR!


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