Now Ye're Talking - to an Irish escort

20-03-2017 8:02pm

Are you body confident?

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:03pm

Rod Munch wrote: »

Has someone you knew/recognised ever tried to avail of your services?

Does anyone in "the real world" know what your side line is?

You seem quite well balanced, I've seen documentaries about sex workers and some of them came across as quite sad as in emotionally damaged (for want of a better word). Do you ever leave a job and think, I cant be dealing with this anymore?

Ever fell for a client?

Do you like toast?

No ive never been contacted by anyone I know. I don't work on my own doorstep thou so that's probably why.
I have one friend who knows what I do
I'm honestly happy right now with what I'm going. I'm completely balanced. I earn good money , I can pay my bills, buy nice things . I don't smoke and rarely drink . I have a thick skin and am 100% able to put it to the back of my mind when I'm home

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:03pm

222233 wrote: »

Are you body confident?

Completely

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:04pm

LaraLushhhhh wrote: »

No ive never been contacted by anyone I know. I don't work on my own doorstep thou so that's probably why.
I have one friend who knows what I do
I'm honestly happy right now with what I'm going. I'm completely balanced. I earn good money , I can pay my bills, buy nice things . I don't smoke and rarely drink . I have a thick skin and am 100% able to put it to the back of my mind when I'm home

And yes I love toast

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:05pm

connemara man wrote: »

Do you find it lonely as it's not something you talk about with your friends and family?

Do you have friends who are also escorts? A network in that sense?

It can be very lonely ! But only if it's a slow day !

AndyBoBandy · 20-03-2017 8:06pm

Have you ever come across any of your clients in a social environment?

If so how did you deal with it?, was it a case of acknowledge & ignore, or avoid all contact at all cost? Or a simple, hey, how's it going to each other?

Liam McPoyle · 20-03-2017 8:06pm

LaraLushhhhh wrote: »

No ive never been contacted by anyone I know. I don't work on my own doorstep thou so that's probably why.
I have one friend who knows what I do
I'm honestly happy right now with what I'm going. I'm completely balanced. I earn good money , I can pay my bills, buy nice things . I don't smoke and rarely drink . I have a thick skin and am 100% able to put it to the back of my mind when I'm home

Thanks for answering and doing the AMA.

Stay safe.

gordongekko · 20-03-2017 8:07pm

I know you dont want to talk about your personal life but in general do the escorts you know tell their partners what they do and what is their reaction if they do tell them?

FrKurtFahrt · 20-03-2017 8:10pm

Do you have upper/lower age limits?
Is sex outside of your profession as rewarding physically now?

JCX BXC · 20-03-2017 8:18pm

LaraLushhhhh wrote: »

What a ridiculous question ..... next

Why exactly?

deadanonymau5 · 20-03-2017 8:22pm

How did your first appointment go?

Do you work abroad? Is there any places you like to work in particular (In Ireland or abroad)? and why?

Do you hang out with other escorts?

LaraLushhhhh wrote: »

No I've been very lucky, I only see regulars now and am comfortable with these guys so luckily I know I won't need to ever do this

How regular do the regulars see you? Once a month/ every 2 weeks, etc?

LaraLushhhhh wrote: »

I only do this part time, 3 days or 4 max. After all costs the most I've made was 1200€ Weekly

Do you work out of hotels or apartments? Did you ever have any issue with accommodation? Getting kicked out/neighbours reporting you to management, etc? Gardai coming to your door?

Do you see all nationalities/races?

How big was the biggest mickey you ever saw?

racso1975 · 20-03-2017 8:23pm

JCX BXC wrote: »

Why exactly?

I suspect firstly because it is an obvious hazard of the job and secondly she already said she gets tested. Also you can just as easily get one on a Saturday night out

chicorytip · 20-03-2017 8:25pm

Hello Lara. You describe yourself as an independent escort not under the control of a pimp or operating out of a brothel. Would this be regarded as the norm or the exception amongst your peers working in the same sector - to the best of your knowledge?

knucklehead6 · 20-03-2017 8:25pm

Do all client engagements result in sex? Or with some is it a case of a man wanting a (I presume you are attractive?) good looking girl on his arm for a night out?

Have you ever been contacted by another woman or someone looking for a threesome?

Breaston Plants · 20-03-2017 8:26pm

Do you ever get satisfaction from sex with a client?

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:27pm

deadanonymau5 wrote: »

How did your first appointment go?

Do you work abroad? Is there any places you like to work in particular (In Ireland or abroad)? and why?

Do you hang out with other escorts?

How regular do the regulars see you? Once a month/ every 2 weeks, etc?

Do you work out of hotels or apartments? Did you ever have any issue with accommodation? Getting kicked out/neighbours reporting you to management, etc? Gardai coming to your door?

Do you see all nationalities/races?

How big was the biggest mickey you ever saw?

I only work in Ireland! I don't hang out with other escorts no.
I only work from hotels. I've never had an issue.
At times I think they know what's going on alrite but I don't see many guys ! Five max a day.

No ive never had an issue with guards or been asked to leave the hotels.
I only see Irish men.
The biggest mickey I ever saw was Mickey Mouse in Disneyland

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:28pm

Breaston Plants wrote: »

Do you ever get satisfaction from sex with a client?

Yes of course

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:29pm

knucklehead6 wrote: »

Do all client engagements result in sex? Or with some is it a case of a man wanting a (I presume you are attractive?) good looking girl on his arm for a night out?

Have you ever been contacted by another woman or someone looking for a threesome?

Yes they've all been sex, I've been out to dinner a few times with guys but sex is always on the cards too
Yes I've had threesomes with couples

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:31pm

chicorytip wrote: »

Hello Lara. You describe yourself as an independent escort not under the control of a pimp or operating out of a brothel. Would this be regarded as the norm or the exception amongst your peers working in the same sector - to the best of your knowledge?

To the best of my knowledge I'd say all the Irish girls are independent (no pimps)
The majority of the foreign girls I'd be worried about

knucklehead6 · 20-03-2017 8:32pm

How many private messages have you had from lads asking you to their debs as a result of this AMA? ;-)

kumate_champ07 · 20-03-2017 8:33pm

LaraLushhhhh wrote: »

Ask as many questions as you want, I don't mind.
I advertise online that's how I meet them
I've never had a comdom break ! Touch wood.
I've never had to turn away a client. They all know to shower beforehand and if they looked like they had warts I wouldn't hesitate to turn them away.

I get tested for STIs regularly too

pun intentional?

helimachoptor · 20-03-2017 8:34pm

Firstly thanks for this, the last few AMA's have been great so thanks to you and the Boards team.

Do you give regulars as discount?
Are there any acts you wont do (i see the scat reference earlier :eek:)
Have you ever developed feelings for any of your clients or have any developed them for you?

ted1 · 20-03-2017 8:34pm

LaraLushhhhh wrote: »

I only work in Ireland! I don't hang out with other escorts no.
I only work from hotels. I've never had an issue.
At times I think they know what's going on alrite but I don't see many guys ! Five max a day.

No ive never had an issue with guards or been asked to leave the hotels.
I only see Irish men.
The biggest mickey I ever saw was Mickey Mouse in Disneyland

5 a day , fair play to you. You must have some stamina.

Do you charge the same regardless of duration obviously some guys may only last 5 minutes while some will go for an hour

deadanonymau5 · 20-03-2017 8:38pm

LaraLushhhhh wrote: »

The biggest mickey I ever saw was Mickey Mouse in Disneyland

:pac::pac::D
Touché!

Forgot to ask would 30 minute appointments be the most common? Or 45mins or 1hr?

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:38pm

psinno wrote: »

What do you provide that they can't/don't get at home?
Are they in sexless marriages?

The majority would be sexless relationships/marriages yes! Or so they tell me anyway.

I sit and chat with guys too thou and I'm very easy to get on with so I'm sure they like having someone to chat to too

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:40pm

helimachoptor wrote: »

Firstly thanks for this, the last few AMA's have been great so thanks to you and the Boards team.

Do you give regulars as discount?
Are there any acts you wont do (i see the scat reference earlier :eek:)
Have you ever developed feelings for any of your clients or have any developed them for you?

Nope I never give discounts.
I'm too clever to develop feelings but yes I've had two guys I had to stop seeing as they got too clingy

SCOOP 64 · 20-03-2017 8:41pm

Have you ever looked at a client, and though "i really don't want to do this ".
And thanks for asking questions, it makes a fascinating thread.

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:41pm

deadanonymau5 wrote: »

:pac::pac::D
Touché!

Forgot to ask would 30 minute appointments be the most common? Or 45mins or 1hr?

30 minutes or an hour

Discodog · 20-03-2017 8:41pm

Thank you for coming on here & dispelling some of the myths & preconceptions. I have friends who have worked & as you know, they are just ordinary women. It's time that sensible, knowledgeable voices were heard.

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:42pm

SCOOP 64 wrote: »

Ho you ever looked at a client, and though "i really don't want to do this ".
And thanks for asking questions, it makes a fascinating thread.

Yes I do but I've mastered the art of making it end quickly !!!

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:44pm

Discodog wrote: »

Thank you for coming on here & dispelling some of the myths & preconceptions. I have friends who have worked & as you know, they are just ordinary women. It's time that sensible, knowledgeable voices were heard.

I am the most ordinary person ! People would be shocked I do this. Now I look at women all the time and think hhmmm I wonder does she do it too

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:44pm

myshirt wrote: »

Can you share a pricelist?

Yawn :P

knucklehead6 · 20-03-2017 8:45pm

LaraLushhhhh wrote: »

Yes I do but I've mastered the art of making it end quickly !!!

That one made me laugh out loud!!

Colser · 20-03-2017 8:46pm

LaraLushhhhh wrote: »

I am the most ordinary person ! People would be shocked I do this. Now I look at women all the time and think hhmmm I wonder does she do it too

On that note...do you look at the men in your life and wonder if they go to escorts?

deadanonymau5 · 20-03-2017 8:46pm

LaraLushhhhh wrote: »

30 minutes or an hour

Thanks for answering. Very interesting thread!

Last question, out of curiosity, do you have fake boobs?

knucklehead6 · 20-03-2017 8:47pm

Would you ever see yourself working as a stripper in a club?

Erik Shin · 20-03-2017 8:47pm

Hi Lara, I remember you were contributing to a thread a month or so ago and you came across very well, and again here.

If a client asked you out on a date would you consider it? Or is it a strict no-no mixing business with pleasure?

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:47pm

Colser wrote: »

On that note...do you look at the men in your life and wonder if they go to escorts?

Such a good question. I find myself constantly wondering it

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:48pm

Erik Shin wrote: »

Hi Lara, I remember you were contributing to a thread a month or so ago and you came across very well, and again here.

If a client asked you out on a date would you consider it? Or is it a strict no-no mixing business with pleasure?

No definitely not. I wouldn't mix business with pleasure. That's just a recipe for disaster

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:49pm

knucklehead6 wrote: »

Would you ever see yourself working as a stripper in a club?

No not a chance ! I like being my own boss

stefanovich · 20-03-2017 8:49pm

Do you consider yourself a victim? Are you being exploited? Should prostitution be legalised or banned?

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:50pm

stefanovich wrote: »

Do you consider yourself a victim? Are you being exploited? Should prostitution be legalised or banned?

No im not a victim ! I chose to do this! Nobody forced me into it! I can stop whenever I want.
I think it should be legalised to stop women who are forced into it being exploited.
It's the oldest profession out there and it's not going to stop but it does need to be regulated in my opinion

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:52pm

deadanonymau5 wrote: »

Thanks for answering. Very interesting thread!

Last question, out of curiosity, do you have fake boobs?

Haha no

Collie D · 20-03-2017 8:55pm

How much "escorting" is involved i.e. have you ever been taken away for a night, asked to accompany someone to a function or whatever?

Or should I just stop watching Pretty Woman?

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 8:59pm

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

Have you ever come across any of your clients in a social environment?

If so how did you deal with it?, was it a case of acknowledge & ignore, or avoid all contact at all cost? Or a simple, hey, how's it going to each other?

No I've never met clients in a social environment
I don't think I'd make eye contact no

SCOOP 64 · 20-03-2017 9:00pm

I think in a earlier post you said you were single, if you were to meet someone and maybe wanted to marry in the future do you thing you would find it hard to stop.

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 9:01pm

Collie D wrote: »

How much "escorting" is involved i.e. have you ever been taken away for a night, asked to accompany someone to a function or whatever?

Or should I just stop watching Pretty Woman?

I think you probably should stop watching it yes haha
I wouldn't stay over night with a guy nor would I go to a function with them and I'm always at home in my own bed (alone) by 11pm

LaraLushhhhh · 20-03-2017 9:02pm

SCOOP 64 wrote: »

I think in a earlier post you said you were single, if you were to me someone and maybe wanted to marry in the fortune do you thing you would find it hard to stop.

No I won't find it hard! I can easily get a full time "normal job" if needs be

Colser · 20-03-2017 9:02pm

LaraLushhhhh wrote: »

Such a good question. I find myself constantly wondering it

Great answers.

So here's a tricky one lol.....if you had any advice for your clients wives/partners what would it be...what is the most popular request you get from the men?Where are we falling down in keeping our men away from you?(spill the beans lol)

Armchair Andy · 20-03-2017 9:04pm

How did you get rid of the 2 who were clingy?
Also do you know of any punter whose wife knows he's visiting you? A lot of these sexless marriages have got to be open imo.

Now Ye're Talking - to an Irish escort

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