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Now Ye're Talking - to an Irish escort

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,490 ✭✭✭stefanovich


    Do you consider yourself a victim? Are you being exploited? Should prostitution be legalised or banned?


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Do you consider yourself a victim? Are you being exploited? Should prostitution be legalised or banned?

    No im not a victim ! I chose to do this! Nobody forced me into it! I can stop whenever I want.
    I think it should be legalised to stop women who are forced into it being exploited.
    It's the oldest profession out there and it's not going to stop but it does need to be regulated in my opinion


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Thanks for answering. Very interesting thread!

    Last question, out of curiosity, do you have fake boobs?

    Haha no


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    How much "escorting" is involved i.e. have you ever been taken away for a night, asked to accompany someone to a function or whatever?

    Or should I just stop watching Pretty Woman?


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Have you ever come across any of your clients in a social environment?

    If so how did you deal with it?, was it a case of acknowledge & ignore, or avoid all contact at all cost? Or a simple, hey, how's it going to each other?

    No I've never met clients in a social environment
    I don't think I'd make eye contact no


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,208 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    I think in a earlier post you said you were single, if you were to meet someone and maybe wanted to marry in the future do you thing you would find it hard to stop.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Collie D wrote: »
    How much "escorting" is involved i.e. have you ever been taken away for a night, asked to accompany someone to a function or whatever?

    Or should I just stop watching Pretty Woman?

    I think you probably should stop watching it yes haha
    I wouldn't stay over night with a guy nor would I go to a function with them and I'm always at home in my own bed (alone) by 11pm


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    SCOOP 64 wrote: »
    I think in a earlier post you said you were single, if you were to me someone and maybe wanted to marry in the fortune do you thing you would find it hard to stop.

    No I won't find it hard! I can easily get a full time "normal job" if needs be


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Such a good question. I find myself constantly wondering it

    Great answers.

    So here's a tricky one lol.....if you had any advice for your clients wives/partners what would it be...what is the most popular request you get from the men?Where are we falling down in keeping our men away from you?(spill the beans lol)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    How did you get rid of the 2 who were clingy?
    Also do you know of any punter whose wife knows he's visiting you? A lot of these sexless marriages have got to be open imo.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Colser wrote: »
    Great answers.

    So here's a tricky one lol.....if you had any advice for your clients wives/partners what would it be...what is the most popular request you get from the men?Where are we falling down in keeping our men away from you?(spill the beans lol)

    Honestly I don't get any crazy requests at all. I meet them at the door dressed in lingerie! Look at them constantly and smile and let them think they are my one and only client of the day !!! Oh and let them think they are my favourite. They have absolutely no clue that I'm just happy to get their money ! Harsh I know but that's all I want from them


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭chicorytip


    You mentioned earlier that you have one close friend who is aware that you work as an escort.
    Do any members of your own family know and, if not, what do you think the consequences might be if they were to find out?
    An unfair question, perhaps. I'll understand if you prefer not to answer.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    How did you get rid of the 2 who were clingy?
    Also do you know of any punter whose wife knows he's visiting you? A lot of these sexless marriages have got to be open imo.

    I blocked them on my phone! Simple as. I know one guys wife knows what he does but she's happy that he's happy and they sleep in separate rooms anyway !!!
    In saying all that thou this is just what the guys say to me. It could be all bull


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,738 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    Honestly I don't get any crazy requests at all. I meet them at the door dressed in lingerie! Look at them constantly and smile and let them think they are my one and only client of the day !!! Oh and let them think they are my favourite. They have absolutely no clue that I'm just happy to get their money ! Harsh I know but that's all I want from them

    It's not harsh at all. I think there are a lot of lads reading this thread that would have this fantasy of being a professionals favourite!


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    chicorytip wrote: »
    You mentioned earlier that you have one close friend who is aware that you work as an escort.
    Do any members of your own family know and, if not, what do you think the consequences might be if they were to find out?
    An unfair question, perhaps. I'll understand if you prefer not to answer.

    It's simple ... I would be disowned


  • Registered Users Posts: 414 ✭✭melon_collie


    Hi Lara. Have you ever had the best sex of your life with a client and thought to yourself afterwards . . . 'i really hope this guy comes back'.

    Fair play to you for taking the time to take part in this thread.

    Stay safe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    In saying all that thou this is just what the guys say to me. It could be all bull

    I'd say it goes on wholesale, has to.

    One last question, do you get any visits from clergymen?

    Thanks for being so open, used to work in this business in Germany( not on the sex side) for a long time and done professionally it was a good thing.

    Mind yourself and stay safe.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Hi Lara. Have you ever had the best sex of your life with a client and thought to yourself afterwards . . . 'i really hope this guy comes back'.

    Fair play to you for taking the time to take part in this thread.

    Stay safe

    No never, as hot as a couple of my clients are, it dosnt ever come close to sex with someone who at least knows my real name !!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,650 ✭✭✭Muppet Man


    Brilliant AMA. Thank you.

    How quick was your 'quickest' client.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    I'd say it goes on wholesale, has to.

    One last question, do you get any visits from clergymen?

    Thanks for being so open, used to work in this business in Germany( not on the sex side) for a long time and done professionally it was a good thing.


    Mind yourself and stay safe.

    I've often wondered alrite if one of my clients is a priest! I just get a feeling but I could be wrong . He certainly doesn't visit me wearing his collar anyway


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭9or10


    Lara really interesting AMA. Thanks for answering the questions.

    Take care ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,208 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    Muppet Man wrote: »
    Brilliant AMA. Thank you.

    How quick was your 'quickest' client.

    And would he get a discount :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 414 ✭✭melon_collie


    No never, as hot as a couple of my clients are, it dosnt ever come close to sex with someone who at least knows my real name !!!!

    Thank you for the reply. Take care


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Muppet Man wrote: »
    Brilliant AMA. Thank you.

    How quick was your 'quickest' client.

    Booked in and paid for an hour, was showered , job done and our the door after 10 mins !!! If they were all like that I'd be very happy :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    How long have you been doing this ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 141 ✭✭tri50072


    I give all you ladies full credit for the service you supply. Keep up the good work.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    eviltwin wrote: »
    How long have you been doing this ?

    3 years


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,738 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    tri50072 wrote: »
    I give all you ladies full credit for the service you supply. Keep up the good work.

    I'd say she prefers cash payment rather than credit!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,321 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    Another cracking AMA, thanks for doing this, never ceases to amaze me who hangs out here! :)

    So you're earning a lot more money than your regular job pays. How do you manage to conceal the fact from family and friends? It must be tempting to help your folks out or a close friend in need. Do you have to stop yourself in case they question you where it came from?

    Also, any chance you can tell us how you launder your cash? (I know that question breaks so many Boards' rules but I am curious).

    Thanks again and stay safe!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 492 ✭✭celligraphy


    Hi why do you only see Irish clients ? And do you ever go touring ,had a few friends before who were strippers/escorts when I lived in the UK so I would like to ask how do you relax in your spare time


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