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Now Ye're Talking - to an Irish escort

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Hey Lara. Thanks a million for agreeing to do this. Fascinating thread.

    My question is - where do you do this? Do you book a hotel room or what? And do you have to pay for the room or does the client pay?


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Another cracking AMA, thanks for doing this, never ceases to amaze me who hangs out here! :)

    So you're earning a lot more money than your regular job pays. How do you manage to conceal the fact from family and friends? It must be tempting to help your folks out or a close friend in need. Do you have to stop yourself in case they question you where it came from?

    Also, any chance you can tell us how you launder your cash? (I know that question breaks so many Boards' rules but I am curious).

    Thanks again and stay safe!

    I don't earn enough to help my family and friends out. I have my own bills to pay. I don't have thousands of Euros of spare cash in my bank! I wish I did.
    I have had to hide my shopping sprees thou because they have often asked how I can afford things but I don't splash it around at all. I'd often ask a family member for a loan of 20€ Just in case they were thinking too much about my life. The last thing I need is anyone even getting a hint of what I do


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Wurly wrote: »
    Hey Lara. Thanks a million for agreeing to do this. Fascinating thread.

    My question is - where do you do this? Do you book a hotel room or what? And do you have to pay for the room or does the client pay?

    Yes I only work from hotels and I pay !


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    If there was an AMA I would love to revisit in 10 years it would be this one


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Hi why do you only see Irish clients ? And do you ever go touring ,had a few friends before who were strippers/escorts when I lived in the UK so I would like to ask how do you relax in your spare time

    It's just a personal preference! I won't go into it but I feel a lot safer with Irish men.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    racso1975 wrote: »
    If there was an AMA I would love to revisit in 10 years it would be this one

    It's a date ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    I don't earn enough to help my family and friends out. I have my own bills to pay. I don't have thousands of Euros of spare cash in my bank! I wish I did.
    I have had to hide my shopping sprees thou because they have often asked how I can afford things but I don't splash it around at all. I'd often ask a family member for a loan of 20€ Just in case they were thinking too much about my life. The last thing I need is anyone even getting a hint of what I do

    You may have already answered this but is escorting your only job? And so, do you tell your family and friends that you work somewhere else?

    You seem really level headed and totally in control of what you do. Intelligent and funny. I really admire you as a woman, to be honest. If you're happy that's all that matters so fair play to you.x


  • Registered Users Posts: 899 ✭✭✭FrKurtFahrt


    I asked earlier, and may have missed your reply (sorry if that's the case).
    Do you have an upper/lower age limit?
    Is sex away from your profession as physically rewarding now?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,071 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    1) Do you have a set price list as in just the time or do you charge differant prices depending on what the client wants done I. E. Oral one price Anal costs extra (can't believe I typed that question!!!)

    2) Most importantly do you rather Barry or Lyons tea?

    BTW fair play for doing this thread!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,758 ✭✭✭Pelvis


    You say the majority of your clients are married. Do you ever give a second thought to their wives, or their children? Some will never know of course, but some will. It will cause a lot of pain and destruction, not instigated by you of course, but you will have played a not insignificant role.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 526 ✭✭✭downwesht


    Hi Lara,when do you plan do exit the trade,will it be to settle down with a long term partner and have kids or for some other reason?


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Wurly wrote: »
    You may have already answered this but is escorting your only job? And so, do you tell your family and friends that you work somewhere else?

    You seem really level headed and totally in control of what you do. Intelligent and funny. I really admire you as a woman, to be honest. If you're happy that's all that matters so fair play to you.x

    I work part time in a normal job ! A very very normal job so there are never any questions as to where I am or why I'm not around . Financially I don't need this normal job but i have to do it to stop questions


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Just wondering what your normal job is, no problem if you don't want to say, but is it 9-5 Monday to Friday style or different?

    Also, If you've been at it 3 years, have you put up your prices since you started?

    Last one, if you advertise, do you get new customers phoning and then just refuse them?


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Pelvis wrote: »
    You say the majority of your clients are married. Do you ever give a second thought to their wives, or their children? Some will never know of course, but some will. It will cause a lot of pain and destruction, not instigated by you of course, but you will have played a not insignificant role.

    If they don't come visit me they will visit another woman so no ! Harsh I know but I'm looking after number 1 here and can't think about anyone's personal lives


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Senna wrote: »
    Just wondering what your normal job is, no problem if you don't want to say, but is it 9-5 Monday to Friday style or different?

    Also, If you've been at it 3 years, have you put up your prices since you started?

    Last one, if you advertise, do you get new customers phoning and then just refuse them?

    My prices have gone up ! I didn't have a clue what I was doing at the start but I quickly learned.

    My phone is constantly ringing but I only answer regulars


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Do you work year round or just if and when you need it? Is it not exhausting on top of your job and normal life?


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    1) Do you have a set price list as in just the time or do you charge differant prices depending on what the client wants done I. E. Oral one price Anal costs extra (can't believe I typed that question!!!)

    2) Most importantly do you rather Barry or Lyons tea?

    BTW fair play for doing this thread!

    I have a set price ! Money changes hands first and foremost and if they finish quickly they know not to ask for money back !
    One price no extras

    I don't mind once it's Decaf !!


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Do you work year round or just if and when you need it? Is it not exhausting on top of your job and normal life?

    There are a couple of times of the year that I don't work ! For personal reasons.
    It can get exhausting yes


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,062 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Have you much saved? When are you going to stop? Have you got a number in mind, a financial target?

    Have you got a loyalty card for the hotels you use?


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    beertons wrote: »
    Have you much saved? When are you going to stop? Have you got a number in mind, a financial target?

    Have you got a loyalty card for the hotels you use?

    I don't know when I'm going to stop. I'm happy to continue for now anyway! I wouldn't save a huge amount! I live in a nice house , I own a good car, I holiday twice a year, have weekly beauty treatments and I shop weekly ! I'm very happy so far


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  • Registered Users Posts: 850 ✭✭✭tickingclock


    Really interesting. Thank you. Fair play to you answering the questions


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,452 ✭✭✭NinjaTruncs


    Have you a exit plan? I assume you are still young enough and probably realise you can't go on for ever, or at least you may not be in as high demand, How do you plan to support yourself into the future?

    Also have you thought of if you will tell a future partner if/when you stop?

    4.3kWp South facing PV System. South Dublin



  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 950 ✭✭✭mickmackmcgoo


    Have you ever been asked to leave one of the hotels? Do you just give clients a room number and a time ? Lots of hotels would frown on it no ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,268 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    tri50072 wrote: »
    I give all you ladies full credit for the service you supply. Keep up the good work.
    Unfortunately they don't reciprocate with credit:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Have you a exit plan? I assume you are still young enough and probably realise you can't go on for ever, or at least you may not be in as high demand, How do you plan to support yourself into the future?

    Also have you thought of if you will tell a future partner if/when you stop?

    Honestly I've no intentions of stopping anytime soon ! I may not be in high demand when I'm older but to be honest being Irish I don't think it's going to be much of a problem from listening to clients.
    No I won't ever tell a future partner


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 646 ✭✭✭hungry hypno toad


    It's just a personal preference! I won't go into it but I feel a lot safer with Irish men.

    Fair play for giving an honest answer to that loaded question.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Have you ever been asked to leave one of the hotels? Do you just give clients a room number and a time ? Lots of hotels would frown on it no ?

    No ive never been asked to leave thank god. Yip I give them the room number ! I don't work after it's dark so it's not like there are men coming and going from my room at all hours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭lifeandtimes


    Have you and your coworkers ever considered unionising?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,301 ✭✭✭gordongekko


    Do you ever have any women looking to try out your services?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    Do you have to stop work when you have your period?


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