Masturbation

mr.anonymous · 04-01-2021 4:11pm

This thread is swinging between abstinence to technique recommendations

Is anyone abstaining for January?

Gael23 · 04-01-2021 4:16pm

mr.anonymous wrote: »

This thread is swinging between abstinence to technique recommendations

Is anyone abstaining for January?

**** is good for your prostate. It releases all the old juice.

AndrewJRenko · 04-01-2021 5:04pm

Gael23 wrote: »

**** is good for your prostate. It releases all the old juice.

Though it's not the only way to release the juice.

sligojoek · 04-01-2021 9:11pm

Kylta wrote: »

I really true masterbater can switch hands without missing a stroke, when you have achieved this you will become a really true fully fledged Wanker like me.

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I can change hands and gain a stroke.

Gael23 · 05-01-2021 10:07am

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

Though it's not the only way to release the juice.

Blowjob?

Bogwoppit · 05-01-2021 12:07pm

Gael23 wrote: »

Blowjob?

Hoover

BrianD3 · 05-01-2021 12:41pm

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

Though it's not the only way to release the juice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-gyGwHiPQM

Gael23 · 05-01-2021 1:21pm

Bogwoppit wrote: »

Hoover

How do you explain to your Mrs when her hoover is covered in a warm white liquid?

05-01-2021 1:22pm

Gael23 wrote: »

How do you explain to your Mrs when her hoover is covered in a warm white liquid?

You give the hoover a money shot?

That's hardcore

Gael23 · 05-01-2021 3:14pm

Niner leprauchan wrote: »

You give the hoover a money shot?

That's hardcore

So jizz into the carpet and have herself blow a fuse?

Mister Vain · 05-01-2021 3:28pm

I'm beginning to see why the **** sock is so popular.

05-01-2021 3:43pm

Gael23 wrote: »

So jizz into the carpet and have herself blow a fuse?

Just keep going while telling the hoover to "take it, take it alllllllllllll"

Irish_rat · 05-01-2021 8:42pm

5 days nofap, where's my medal

Sky King · 05-01-2021 10:10pm

mr.anonymous wrote: »

Is anyone abstaining for January?

Newstalk's Ciara Kelly is doing 100 days of walking.

I was thinking of doing 100 days of ****...

Chipotle · 05-01-2021 11:37pm

Planning on going the whole year without masturbating. I generally feel much better after a week or two of not masturbating, so very curious how I'll feel after a year. Ideally I'd like to go a yesr without ejaculating but suppose I'll have to have sex with the wife, I could try hold it back and stop before cumming.

Fireball81 · 05-01-2021 11:38pm

Sky King wrote: »

I was thinking of doing 100 days of ****...

I still knock one out pretty much every day, is very easy and very enjoyable!

Monokne · 05-01-2021 11:39pm

Chipotle wrote: »

Planning on going the whole year without masturbating. I generally feel much better after a week or two of not masturbating, so very curious how I'll feel after a year. Ideally I'd like to go a yesr without ejaculating but suppose I'll have to have sex with the wife, I could try hold it back and stop before cumming.

Much better how?

Monokne · 05-01-2021 11:41pm

Gael23 wrote: »

Shower gel works too. Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot

I use moisturiser, does the job

CharlieHaghy · 05-01-2021 11:43pm

Bellejelles wrote: »

Why do gays always want to talk about masterbation

More hygienic way of flattening it.

Fireball81 · 05-01-2021 11:45pm

Monokne wrote: »

I use moisturiser, does the job

Used to use a bit of baby oil, now just a bit of spit.

Playing with the plums as I'm about to blow is a sure way of totally emptying the pipes.

CharlieHaghy · 06-01-2021 12:09am

You could use a suction pump also to drain it.

greenspurs · 07-01-2021 8:25pm

CharlieHaghy wrote: »

You could use a suction pump also to drain it.

Would that count as masturbation ??

Fran has a bone · 14-01-2021 5:09pm

I'm struggling with NoFap while working from home in my small bedroom. I'm rarely outside either atm with weather and work.

So easy to be distracted. I really wish I could cut it down and go on a long streak. I feel so awful physically and mentally after fapping.

It's been an issue for years. Being a single man during the pandemic makes it so difficult. There is nothing to look forward to, no nights out or dates for the foreseeable hard to keep any streaks of NoFap.

Gael23 · 14-01-2021 5:30pm

Fran has a bone wrote: »

I'm struggling with NoFap while working from home in my small bedroom. I'm rarely outside either atm with weather and work.

So easy to be distracted. I really wish I could cut it down and go on a long streak. I feel so awful physically and mentally after fapping.

It's been an issue for years. Being a single man during the pandemic makes it so difficult. There is nothing to look forward to, no nights out or dates for the foreseeable hard to keep any streaks of NoFap.

**** away.
Why deprive yourself of a bit of pleasure

Mister Vain · 14-01-2021 5:42pm

It's just a ****. No need to feel awful unless you're doing it in public.

Loafing Oaf · 14-01-2021 6:12pm

Fran has a bone wrote: »

So easy to be distracted. I really wish I could cut it down and go on a long streak. I feel so awful physically and mentally after fapping.

Yeah but you get the relief of not having a bone anymore, Fran...

Fran has a bone · 14-01-2021 6:29pm

Gael23 wrote: »

**** away.
Why deprive yourself of a bit of pleasure

Do you not feel like **** after and the days following? I think my dopamine system must be messed up

AndrewJRenko · 14-01-2021 6:32pm

Chipotle wrote: »

Planning on going the whole year without masturbating. I generally feel much better after a week or two of not masturbating, so very curious how I'll feel after a year. Ideally I'd like to go a yesr without ejaculating but suppose I'll have to have sex with the wife, I could try hold it back and stop before cumming.

Time for a chastity device of some sort. Yes, that's a thing.

Fran has a bone · 14-01-2021 6:36pm

I don't believe **** is in healthy at all, there would be no NoFap movement if it was.

Sex is different and natural. I believe masterbation reduces testosterone. Many boxers abstain in the lead up to fights, it gives them an extra advantage

Monokne · 14-01-2021 6:40pm

Unless you're going 12 rounds any time soon, I wouldn't worry about it. Has health benefits:

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/sex-pleasure-and-sexual-dysfunction/masturbation/masturbation-healthy#:~:text=Masturbation%20can%20actually%20be%20good,and%20make%20you%20feel%20good.

Fran has a bone · 14-01-2021 6:43pm

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

Time for a chastity device of some sort. Yes, that's a thing.

That's mostly a BDSM thing not NoFap. I'm not sure how it would work, anytime there would be an urge you could just unlock it.I'd also imagine it's uncomfortable to use.

It's kinda of like the porn blocker apps, there is always a way round it if you have the password

Fran has a bone · 14-01-2021 6:49pm

Monokne wrote: »

Unless you're going 12 rounds any time soon, I wouldn't worry about it. Has health benefits:

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/sex-pleasure-and-sexual-dysfunction/masturbation/masturbation-healthy#:~:text=Masturbation%20can%20actually%20be%20good,and%20make%20you%20feel%20good.

That mostly refers to women but even then it contains warnings

"Masturbation only becomes “too much” if it gets in the way of your job, your responsibilities, or your social life. If that’s a problem for you, you may want to talk to a counselor or therapist."

Also the science on masterbation is very thin on the ground. In the years to come I believe the science will catch up and masterbation will become the smoking of this generation.

Gael23 · 14-01-2021 6:52pm

Fran has a bone wrote: »

Do you not feel like **** after and the days following? I think my dopamine system must be messed up

Not at all. I just look forward to my balls producing enough spunk for the next one

Fran has a bone · 14-01-2021 6:53pm

Back decades ago people thought smoking was great and everyone of a certain age did it. People even believed it was healthy and benefited from it.

It was the total opposite. Eventually the act of masterbation and pornography will go the same way. People are slowly walking up.

Monokne · 14-01-2021 6:55pm

Fran has a bone wrote: »

That mostly refers to women but even then it contains warnings

"Masturbation only becomes “too much” if it gets in the way of your job, your responsibilities, or your social life. If that’s a problem for you, you may want to talk to a counselor or therapist."

Also the science on masterbation is very thin on the ground. In the years to come I believe the science will catch up and masterbation will become the smoking of this generation.

Spent the last 15 minutes reading up on both the benefits & negatives of masturbation, and of NoFap.

I don't think there'd be any negative to going the NoFap route but the vast majority of stuff out there indicates masturbation has no real negatives and a number of positives. Just google 'is masturbation good or bad' and read 6 or 7 things.

The science on masturbation may be thin on the ground but there's even less information, anecdotally or scientifically, out there on the whole NoFap thing.

I don't think it's a bad thing as a personal choice though

FinnC · 14-01-2021 6:58pm

Gael23 wrote: »

Lads when your **** do you stop tugging until when the juice is about to flow or keep at it?

I sometimes like to sit on the toilet just as I’m about to cum and do a poo.If you time it correctly it can be an incredibly intense orgasm. I nearly passed out the first time I did it right.

Tig98 · 14-01-2021 7:35pm

Evidence suggests that ejaculation frequency may be inversely related to the risk of prostate cancer (PCa), a disease for which few modifiable risk factors have been identified.

Our findings suggest that ejaculation frequency is related to a decreased risk of BPH/LUTS as well as prostate cancer. These results may support a role for ejaculation frequency in the etiology of prostate cancer, as has been previously reported for BPH/LUTS.

Least convincing evidence is available for the interaction of sexual activity and PCa, and well-conducted and longitudinal studies are clearly necessary to evaluate whether the suggested associations between PCa risk and sexual behavior are real or spurious.

A quick search turns up pleny scientific research proving it's beneficial. At worst, as the last paper suggests, the positive side effects of frequent ejaculation are a reach but there is no evidence to suggest it has negative side effects.

Just go have a **** and stop overthinking....

mr.anonymous · 14-01-2021 7:45pm

Fran has a bone wrote: »

Do you not feel like **** after and the days following? I think my dopamine system must be messed up

It might be messed up, but likely by porn not masturbation?

Irish_rat · 14-01-2021 8:52pm

Still nofap 2021 going for me

AndrewJRenko · 14-01-2021 8:55pm

Fran has a bone wrote: »

That's mostly a BDSM thing not NoFap. I'm not sure how it would work, anytime there would be an urge you could just unlock it.I'd also imagine it's uncomfortable to use.

It's kinda of like the porn blocker apps, there is always a way round it if you have the password

The general idea is that you give the key to someone else, your key holder, so you don't have the option to unlock at will.

StevenToast · 14-01-2021 8:59pm

Irish_rat wrote: »

Still nofap 2021 going for me

Whats the difference between an egg and a ****.....

You cant beat a ****!

Dont mind your noFap sh1te....youll get blue balls..

Loafing Oaf · 14-01-2021 9:23pm

Fran has a bone wrote: »

I don't believe **** is in healthy at all, there would be no NoFap movement if it was.

I don't see that this follows. Conservative Christians (who I'm pretty sure are driving this 'nofap' thing, even though it's presented as secular) have been down on many essentially harmless behaviours, mostly in the sexual realm, over the centuries...

Monokne · 14-01-2021 11:19pm

Irish_rat wrote: »

Still nofap 2021 going for me

How is that going? Any effects, positive or negative, to report back?

Fran has a bone · 14-01-2021 11:40pm

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

I don't see that this follows. Conservative Christians (who I'm pretty sure are driving this 'nofap' thing, even though it's presented as secular) have been down on many essentially harmless behaviours, mostly in the sexual realm, over the centuries...

Christians aren't driving NoFap. I believe religious discussion is banned on most NoFap forums. This is because it's off putting to non religious people.

But there are separate smaller forums for Christian NoFappers. I'm not sure why you single out Christians, Jews Muslims Hindus would have similar beliefs.

Gael23 · 15-01-2021 12:12am

FinnC wrote: »

I sometimes like to sit on the toilet just as I’m about to cum and do a poo.If you time it correctly it can be an incredibly intense orgasm. I nearly passed out the first time I did it right.

Not sure I get you here. Does cumming make you need to do a poo?

One negative I see with falling is that when it comes to real sex your willy is too used to that type of stimulation

US2 · 15-01-2021 12:13am

Anyone fap thinking about something or someone you'd never do in real life. Why is this

Tig98 · 15-01-2021 12:17am

US2 wrote: »

Anyone fap thinking about something or someone you'd never do in real life. Why is this

All the time. They might be hot but dumb as a box of nails, or just plain weird.

Monokne · 15-01-2021 1:15am

Fran has a bone wrote: »

Christians aren't driving NoFap. I believe religious discussion is banned on most NoFap forums. This is because it's off putting to non religious people.

But there are separate smaller forums for Christian NoFappers. I'm not sure why you single out Christians, Jews Muslims Hindus would have similar beliefs.

Prob because we're in Ireland so most prevalent here.

Cerveza · 15-01-2021 1:16am

They discriminate in wasting semen. Every drop needs to be deposited as they say.

McGinniesta · 15-01-2021 1:45am

I'd go insane if I couldn't choke my turkey.

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