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Masturbation

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  • #182
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,328 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    There will be plenty of fireworks at the stroke of midnight.


  • #183
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    I woke up this morning with a horn on me that could have pulverised reinforced concrete.

    She wouldn't ride me or suck me off and this horn was going nowhere.

    I had an amazing ****. Best one in ages.


  • #184
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    We'll just empty my sack for this year


  • #185
    I Am The Law
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    I hate the dry ones.


  • #186
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    I Am The Law wrote: »
    I hate the dry ones.

    Me too but needs must at times


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  • #187
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,328 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Anyone doing the "No Jizz January" like Dave McSavage? :D

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    pUWTGGD.jpg


  • #188
    CharlieHaghy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭CharlieHaghy


    I Am The Law wrote: »
    I hate the dry ones.

    65% hand sanitizer is your man. Fine lube.


  • #189
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,899 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Anyone doing the "No Jizz January" like Dave McSavage? :D
    I can remember when David McSavage used to be funny.


  • #190
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    CharlieHaghy wrote: »
    65% hand sanitizer is your man. Fine lube.

    Shower gel works too. Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot


  • #191
    greenspurs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,677 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Shower gel works too. Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    WHAT !!!
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    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



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  • #192
    Tig98
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Tig98


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Shower gel works too. Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot

    Shower gel is hit and miss, would not recommend. If some manages to get inside the urethra, then your piss will burn for a week.


  • #193
    greenspurs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,677 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Coconut paste -
    feels great, and smells great too.
    247469249_2017413731748359_7675802031635703098_n.jpg

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • #194
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Tig98 wrote: »
    Shower gel is hit and miss, would not recommend. If some manages to get inside the urethra, then your piss will burn for a week.

    What would you use of you had no lube but had a big boner?


  • #195
    greenspurs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,677 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Gael23 wrote: »
    What would you use of you had no lube but had a big boner?
    greenspurs wrote: »
    Coconut paste -
    feels great, and smells great too.

    Can buy in most stores/shops
    247469249_2017413731748359_7675802031635703098_n.jpg

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • #196
    CharlieHaghy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭CharlieHaghy


    Another handy house hold product and found out by accident is 3 in 1 aerial pods. Pop them into a hot cup of water and stir.
    Don’t be starved now and stay away from the Lidl 2 in 1.


  • #197
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    CharlieHaghy wrote: »
    Another handy house hold product and found out by accident is 3 in 1 aerial pods. Pop them into a hot cup of water and stir.
    Don’t be starved now and stay away from the Lidl 2 in 1.

    Not a good idea. Was sitting on the throne doing my business this morning looking at a nearly full bottle of Cif beside me thinking how would that lube me up


  • #198
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,328 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot
    **** while doing the dishes? Impressive multitasking.


  • #199
    chicorytip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,484 ✭✭✭chicorytip


    Bogwoppit wrote: »
    Why do some lads need to use lube? Is it a circumcision thing? Never got the **** sock thing either.
    Yes, it's a circumcision thing.


  • #200
    chicorytip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,484 ✭✭✭chicorytip


    How many of you posters on this thread are over fifty years of age? The male libido tends to fall off a cliff around that time of life. Make good use of those erections while you can.


  • #201
    CharlieHaghy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭CharlieHaghy


    Did you try finger yourself to get the horn working?


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  • #202
    mr.anonymous
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


    This thread is swinging between abstinence to technique recommendations :D

    Is anyone abstaining for January?


  • #203
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    mr.anonymous wrote: »
    This thread is swinging between abstinence to technique recommendations :D

    Is anyone abstaining for January?


    **** is good for your prostate. It releases all the old juice.


  • #204
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,899 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Gael23 wrote: »
    **** is good for your prostate. It releases all the old juice.

    Though it's not the only way to release the juice.


  • #205
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Kylta wrote: »
    I really true masterbater can switch hands without missing a stroke, when you have achieved this you will become a really true fully fledged Wanker like me.

    o

    I can change hands and gain a stroke.


  • #206
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    AndrewJRenko wrote: »
    Though it's not the only way to release the juice.

    Blowjob?


  • #207
    Bogwoppit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,205 ✭✭✭Bogwoppit


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Blowjob?

    Hoover


  • #208
    BrianD3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,976 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    AndrewJRenko wrote: »
    Though it's not the only way to release the juice.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-gyGwHiPQM


  • #209
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Bogwoppit wrote: »
    Hoover
    How do you explain to your Mrs when her hoover is covered in a warm white liquid?


  • #210
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,506 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gael23 wrote: »
    How do you explain to your Mrs when her hoover is covered in a warm white liquid?

    You give the hoover a money shot?

    That's hardcore


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  • #211
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Niner leprauchan wrote: »
    You give the hoover a money shot?

    That's hardcore

    So jizz into the carpet and have herself blow a fuse?


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