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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,236 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I'm beginning to see why the **** sock is so popular. :D


  • Posts: 5,369 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gael23 wrote: »
    So jizz into the carpet and have herself blow a fuse?

    Just keep going while telling the hoover to "take it, take it alllllllllllll"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Irish_rat


    5 days nofap, where's my medal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King



    Is anyone abstaining for January?

    Newstalk's Ciara Kelly is doing 100 days of walking.

    I was thinking of doing 100 days of ****...


  • Site Banned Posts: 10 Chipotle


    Planning on going the whole year without masturbating. I generally feel much better after a week or two of not masturbating, so very curious how I'll feel after a year. Ideally I'd like to go a yesr without ejaculating but suppose I'll have to have sex with the wife, I could try hold it back and stop before cumming.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Fireball81


    Sky King wrote: »
    I was thinking of doing 100 days of ****...

    I still knock one out pretty much every day, is very easy and very enjoyable!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭Monokne


    Chipotle wrote: »
    Planning on going the whole year without masturbating. I generally feel much better after a week or two of not masturbating, so very curious how I'll feel after a year. Ideally I'd like to go a yesr without ejaculating but suppose I'll have to have sex with the wife, I could try hold it back and stop before cumming.

    Much better how?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭Monokne


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Shower gel works too. Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot

    I use moisturiser, does the job


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭CharlieHaghy


    Why do gays always want to talk about masterbation

    More hygienic way of flattening it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Fireball81


    Monokne wrote: »
    I use moisturiser, does the job

    Used to use a bit of baby oil, now just a bit of spit.

    Playing with the plums as I'm about to blow is a sure way of totally emptying the pipes.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭CharlieHaghy


    You could use a suction pump also to drain it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,143 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    You could use a suction pump also to drain it.

    Would that count as masturbation ?? :confused:
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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 108 ✭✭Fran has a bone


    I'm struggling with NoFap while working from home in my small bedroom. I'm rarely outside either atm with weather and work.

    So easy to be distracted. I really wish I could cut it down and go on a long streak. I feel so awful physically and mentally after fapping.

    It's been an issue for years. Being a single man during the pandemic makes it so difficult. There is nothing to look forward to, no nights out or dates for the foreseeable hard to keep any streaks of NoFap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,149 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    I'm struggling with NoFap while working from home in my small bedroom. I'm rarely outside either atm with weather and work.

    So easy to be distracted. I really wish I could cut it down and go on a long streak. I feel so awful physically and mentally after fapping.

    It's been an issue for years. Being a single man during the pandemic makes it so difficult. There is nothing to look forward to, no nights out or dates for the foreseeable hard to keep any streaks of NoFap.

    **** away.
    Why deprive yourself of a bit of pleasure


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,236 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    It's just a ****. No need to feel awful unless you're doing it in public.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,838 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf



    So easy to be distracted. I really wish I could cut it down and go on a long streak. I feel so awful physically and mentally after fapping.

    Yeah but you get the relief of not having a bone anymore, Fran...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 108 ✭✭Fran has a bone


    Gael23 wrote: »
    **** away.
    Why deprive yourself of a bit of pleasure

    Do you not feel like **** after and the days following? I think my dopamine system must be messed up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,719 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Chipotle wrote: »
    Planning on going the whole year without masturbating. I generally feel much better after a week or two of not masturbating, so very curious how I'll feel after a year. Ideally I'd like to go a yesr without ejaculating but suppose I'll have to have sex with the wife, I could try hold it back and stop before cumming.

    Time for a chastity device of some sort. Yes, that's a thing.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 108 ✭✭Fran has a bone


    I don't believe **** is in healthy at all, there would be no NoFap movement if it was.

    Sex is different and natural. I believe masterbation reduces testosterone. Many boxers abstain in the lead up to fights, it gives them an extra advantage


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭Monokne




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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 108 ✭✭Fran has a bone


    Time for a chastity device of some sort. Yes, that's a thing.

    That's mostly a BDSM thing not NoFap. I'm not sure how it would work, anytime there would be an urge you could just unlock it.I'd also imagine it's uncomfortable to use.

    It's kinda of like the porn blocker apps, there is always a way round it if you have the password


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 108 ✭✭Fran has a bone


    Monokne wrote: »

    That mostly refers to women but even then it contains warnings

    "Masturbation only becomes “too much” if it gets in the way of your job, your responsibilities, or your social life. If that’s a problem for you, you may want to talk to a counselor or therapist."

    Also the science on masterbation is very thin on the ground. In the years to come I believe the science will catch up and masterbation will become the smoking of this generation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,149 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Do you not feel like **** after and the days following? I think my dopamine system must be messed up

    Not at all. I just look forward to my balls producing enough spunk for the next one


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 108 ✭✭Fran has a bone


    Back decades ago people thought smoking was great and everyone of a certain age did it. People even believed it was healthy and benefited from it.

    It was the total opposite. Eventually the act of masterbation and pornography will go the same way. People are slowly walking up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭Monokne


    That mostly refers to women but even then it contains warnings

    "Masturbation only becomes “too much” if it gets in the way of your job, your responsibilities, or your social life. If that’s a problem for you, you may want to talk to a counselor or therapist."

    Also the science on masterbation is very thin on the ground. In the years to come I believe the science will catch up and masterbation will become the smoking of this generation.

    Spent the last 15 minutes reading up on both the benefits & negatives of masturbation, and of NoFap.

    I don't think there'd be any negative to going the NoFap route but the vast majority of stuff out there indicates masturbation has no real negatives and a number of positives. Just google 'is masturbation good or bad' and read 6 or 7 things.

    The science on masturbation may be thin on the ground but there's even less information, anecdotally or scientifically, out there on the whole NoFap thing.

    I don't think it's a bad thing as a personal choice though :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 619 ✭✭✭FinnC


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Lads when your **** do you stop tugging until when the juice is about to flow or keep at it?

    I sometimes like to sit on the toilet just as I’m about to cum and do a poo.If you time it correctly it can be an incredibly intense orgasm. I nearly passed out the first time I did it right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


    Do you not feel like **** after and the days following? I think my dopamine system must be messed up

    It might be messed up, but likely by porn not masturbation?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Irish_rat


    Still nofap 2021 going for me


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,719 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    That's mostly a BDSM thing not NoFap. I'm not sure how it would work, anytime there would be an urge you could just unlock it.I'd also imagine it's uncomfortable to use.

    It's kinda of like the porn blocker apps, there is always a way round it if you have the password

    The general idea is that you give the key to someone else, your key holder, so you don't have the option to unlock at will.


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